Global Warming nuts do get frantic The hillbilly amassed a stash Release from slavery, MANUMIT, MANUMIT isn't a glove, Runs to Athens from MARATHON, MARATHON, you cannot doubt it, When scanning the sky on nights starry, Today's word invites teasing play, He married MARMOREAL maid, The coolness of statues MARMOREAL Those with emotions MARMOREAL, I went to the Lincoln Marmoreal; Marble-like features, MARMOREAL, Pessimists are wont to say That guy who ruins plans, the MARPLOT, A MARPLOT with destiny toys The officer in charge is a MARSHAL, A MARSHAL can get them together In France, where MARTINET held sway, Steinbrenner, MARTINET of the yanks, The hard-rule adherent MARTINET The MARTINET, a weird duffer, Denali, Alaskan MASSIF, George II was master of his domain, MATERIA MEDICA keeps the doctor away. The Democrats think there's a spark Who goes to school does MATRICULATE, There are lots of kids who get by The MATRONYM comes from one's mother, Forest fire fighter's strong MATTOCK, "Fox holes" I could dig with a MATTOCK, A MATUTINAL erection cause him bliss, That MAUDLIN bard, Dylan T.,
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His MAUDLIN mush maid maidens weep, Some tears of atonement I fear, Mawkishly sentimental, MAUDLIN MAUSOLEUM, where one inters, when The knowing, understanding MAVEN There is subtle difference, dears, A MAVERICK monk from Marseilles, The MAVERICK out on the range A MAVERICK calf left ungated, The shady business MAXWELLIAN, MAXWELLIAN plans hurt a lot A pol met an intelligent chap. Don't downplay the humble McJobs, Mcjobs have a definite role, I think wronged folks are so tired Such has always somewhat confused me. In India visit the Taj, McDonalds has become the MECCA The MECCA for horny Mad Monk, Men may mismanage their MEED, A prize fight once held in Manila, The Nation has lived through a thriller, A fruity MELANGE makes sweet mixture; MELANGE makes a nice fancy stew, To grizzled old cynic like me, There once was a MELLIFLUOUS maid, MELLIFLUOUS, "Slick Willy" ain't, Honey-sweet tones, MELLIFLUOUS, MELLIFLUOUS refers to 'honey', Lost lovers always lament, "Oh! A MEMENTO of love will oft itch Father's Day really ain't hot; Chris's clever young rake
With pronouncements dire and MANTIC.
"Some winter, ere long,
You'll wear a sarong,
As Brooklyn sinks into Atlantic."
--- Norm Brust
Of wealth, from fermenting his mash.
The key to his luck,
His MANTRA of pluck:
"You all better pay me in cash!"
--- Daniel Ford
Strongest action one can commit
To save humanind
From its evil mind,
And rescue its soul, dadgummit!
--- Daniel
Worn in Arctic Circle above;
It's meaning, most grave,
Means freeing a slave,
A kind act of brotherly love.
--- Chris Papa
Are quite exhausting, whereupon
The runner must rest,
With medicine best,
To avoid the fate of GOLGOTHON
--- Daniel Ford
Name, long-winded runners shout it.
To some, just long-haul,
Gilbert had a ball,
His "Major General" sang about it.
--- Chris Papa
And gazing at pale moon's pocked MARE,
In my mind I think,
I see a guy wink,
And tell me for my luck he's sorry.
--- Chris Papa
Because it's quite easy to say,
"For marble give grace",
And state with straight face,
"Show flag for MARMOREAL Day."
--- Chris Papa
But his ardor would quickly fade
'Cause much as he tried
To get warm inside,
Those old headache games she e'er played.
--- Chris Papa
Does fine in settings arboreal.
It's okay for hermits
But not for the permits
Of social groups amatorial.
--- Daniel Ford
Need a "good feelings" tutorial,
And shrinks good advice
To hug offspring thrice.
Kids write your final memorial.
--- Elois
It's lifelike but would look far more real
If Abe's giant clothes
Were cloth. I suppose
That feat was beyond mere sartorial.
--- Gary Hallock
Draped in fine splendor sartorial,
The master and spouse
Sip wine and then grouse
About ancestors arboreal.
--- Daniel Ford
That though you may plan a good day
Of great attitudes,
Some MARPLOT intrudes,
And sends all good things on their way.
--- Chris Papa
Had better be a polyglot.
For when he is finished,
His stock diminished,
The citizens won't give diddly-squat.
--- Daniel Ford
And meddling ways oft employs.
So my learned hunch is,
When gathered in bunches,
They're known to the world as "killjoys".
--- Chris Papa
Who may just impose order martial
To quell the riot,
Restore the quiet
For the Paschal judgments impartial.
--- Daniel Ford
In a place not exposed to bad weather.
Though they might soon pout,
Since they can't get out,
Pent up, all jail-birds-of-feather.
--- Chris Papa
His name is pronounced martin-nay.
But whether -nay- or -net,
Once thing you can bet,
His methods are still used today.
--- Norm Brust
Tolerates no dissent in the ranks;
From Bill to Zimmer,
They left spotlights glimmer,
When they got pink slips as their thanks.
--- Phil Kinay
Would control all the parts of the set.
Among other things,
He wants all the strings,
Of his imagined marionette.
--- Daniel Ford
Who makes most easy things rougher.
His highlight of life
Is creating strife,
And watching his fellow man suffer.
--- Chris Papa
Presents beauty beyond belief,
But take the wrong col,
And climbers my fall;
The end of brief trips may bring grief.
--- Daniel Ford
Although it caused him much pain.
He abjured masturbation,
And practised abnegation.
MASTERFUL 'til it drove him insane.
--- Norm Brust
Write a prescription and call it a day.
For dandruf or cancer,
A pill is the answer,
And for every nose, there's a spray.
--- Norm Brust
To bring all the sheep to their ark,
And expect so much
From Hillary's touch,
As their brooding brood's MATRIARCH.
--- Chris Papa
Attempting lessons to articulate.
If taken to heart,
One's allowed to start
Out into the world to circulate.
--- Daniel Ford
With MATRONYM title, and why?
Because a few lads,
Their now unnamed Dads,
Impregnated Mom on the fly.
--- Chris Papa
So my name would be from another.
That name would surely
Likely be Shirley,
Like Granddad and his other brother.
--- Daniel Ford
A pick and blade tool from the attic,
Could clear a fire-break
For the rancher's sake,
And keep holocaust from the paddock.
--- Daniel Ford
Or fertilize fields with dead haddock.
'Tis work much admired,
But since I've retired,
I'd rather just rest in a hammock.
--- Chris Papa
An opportunity not to miss.
But post urination
He succumbed to deflation.
That hardon was the kind known as "piss."
--- Norm Brust
Could drink far more bitters than me.
He'd get wild and tearful
Which rendered his beer full
Of salt, so it tasted like pee.
--- Eva Amata
With tall tales demanding a leap
Of faith, which they knew
Would bed quite a few,
For this most undeserving male creep.
--- Chris Papa
Particularly those shed in beer,
Are insecure dawdlin'
in manner MAUDLIN,
Of hypocrite's lying career.
--- Chris Papa
Would not appear worth of modelin',
So mind P's and Q's.
Please do not abuse
The medicinal Scotch for toddlin'.
--- Daniel Ford
Considered to be of great men
Or leaves enough cash
For large building flash,
That others may see now and then.
--- Chris Papa
Oft finds university haven
In which to indulge
New ways to divulge
In his proclivities most craven.
--- Daniel Fford
'Twixt MAVEN and DOYEN, one hears
The latter has age,
The former, through rage,
May still be quite wet behind ears.
--- Chris Papa
Determined that he'd have his way
With a virgin nun,
Who joined in the fun.
Now both are defrocked for such play.
--- Chris Papa
Is also called dogie. How strange!
That motherless calf
Has a crazy laugh,
Because it's gone home on derange.
--- Daniel Ford
From mother had been separated.
The mother, depressed,
Had finally assessed,
That she had been de-calf-inated!
--- Observer
Selling youth-juice of Ponce de Leon,
Involves much double-speak
About goals you should seek
In a world growing Orwellian.
--- Daniel Ford
Putting poor folks on the spot.
While the hatchers flee
With hard earned money,
Leaving others with the empty pot.
--- Chris Papa
"You'll vote for me please, MAYHAP?"
Received in reply,
I won't. You know why:
Because you are knee-deep in crap.
--- Chris Papa
For many we are lucky slobs.
Great fans of Sir Steve,
Who firmly believe
Our Macs are the best, love 'em gobs.
--- Gary Hallock
Where you start with a much higher goal.
It may seem the bottom
For those that have got 'em,
But it's still much better than the dole.
--- Chris Papa
To hear when with anger they're fired.
"MEA CULPA" old bean,
A most frightful scene."
When self-immolation's required.
--- Chris Papa
Words like overlook and oversee
Mean a quite different thing.
Wiseman and wiseguy bring
Likewise, meanings contradictory.
--- Loren Fitzhugh
Niagara Falls for love's mirage.
To MECCA one goes
To be one of those,
Joining in Muslim Hadj-podge.
--- Chris Papa
For snacks like the double-decca.
But the fatty fare
Is more than I can bear.
With my arteries, it is a health-wrecca.
--- Norm Brust
Where he might his urgent "wick dunk,"
Was the local brothel
Which knew him quite well,
And to depraved depths that he'd sunk.
--- Chris Papa
Pursuing what they think they need.
Which means in the main,
Though few would complain,
It's centered on spilling their seed.
--- Chris Papa
Earned descriptive title of "thrillah".
Though I can't recall
The details at all,
And that, friends, is "the whole MEGILLAH!"
--- Chris Papa
Spawned by a sinful seed spiller.
Impeachment or not,
This subject's not "hot",
We're tired of the whole MEGILLAH.
--- Chris Papa
An ambrosia-like Sunday fixture
In the hose of Mother;
Although in some other
The taste is felt an imcommixture.
--- Daniel Ford
Or even pastiche for those few
Who like a mixed dish;
A real nice gemisch
Of ingredients, more than a few.
--- Chris Papa
MELEORISM seems to be
Some optimists blind,
Who look at mankind,
Imagining what they can't see.
--- Chris Papa
Whose sexy voice in diamonds paid.
Though her hubby Hans
Said it was for plans
Of midnight maneuvers she laid.
--- Chris Papa
Nasal allergies seem the complaint,
Regardless of tone,
When he tosses bone,
Obliging fair ladies just faint.
--- Chris Papa
In power seat's superfluous,
Since position is power
Brings fruits of the flower,
In manner most incongruous.
--- Daniel Ford
Used by guy with big nose, runny,
To ladies, just scads,
To get their knee pads,
Ready for some business funny.
--- Chris Papa
I thought our liaison cement, Oh!
When she gave me flowers,
I cherished the hours
And now they are just a MEMENTO!"
--- Antigone
Or burn like a sonovabitch.
So to give your heart,
But protect your best part,
Or hear the doc mutter, "Tch, tch."
--- Norm Brust
It puts families right on the spot.
The MEMENTOS of love,
When push comes to shove,
Are ties, if Dad needs them or not.
--- Chris Papa
Gave testimony obviously fake.
Was he MENDACIOUS
About acts fellations?
That's a bet you surely can take!
--- Norm Brust