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I'm getting new glasses today -- I thought "She's the right one for me!" The indistinct, vague, and NEBULOUS Common sense folks are now tremulous, Hermit Dave has idea stuck in head: There once was a nymphet NEFARIOUS, A NEMESIS is a real pain. The sad thing about Venice is Comforting potion, NEPENTHE, For drowning sorrows there's NEPENTHE, If one could just go to a store NEPENTHE, to salve a sorrow, Family connects for NEPOTISM Nepotism will only work It is tough on the gifted child, Without a doubt we all can say NESCIENCE, the old ancients saw, Describing ignorance is NESCIENCE, Time passes like a beat of a drum, A NEVUS is nice when it's seen Our professor new knowledge instills, On right when the old year out passes, A NIDDERING knew to say "Nay," Consuming liquor to NIMIETY I might state, without impropiety, Searching each night for a slim bod, While in church, an old NINCOMPOOP, The silly old goose, NINCOMPOOP, 'Tis said, NINJAS were created A stripper who wasn't so skinny, A blockheaded fool, NINNYHAMMER, He taught English, though he had a stammer, A NINNYHAMMER novice, near vows, Escaping life's cycle, NIRVANA NIRVANA, a state of the mind Not yet final, an order NISI Some people who find they're in hole, Those NITID beads on lustrous hair The bright shiny glossy and NITID The Eskimos say there's no rival As targets of literary men's ire, There once was a NOCUOUS lad With majestic sweep quite symphonic, Tonight it's near forty below; We're asked to not idle our car; Constipation causes pain that racks, NOLENS VOLENS means willy nilly; Each president sat in a chair; Speedy Gonzales was his NOM DE GUERRE. An aptronym's somebody's name, Nine singers, as bad as you get, A roguish old roue named Russ The homeless man, totally nonplussed, It's good they have shortened the stays A very short stay you should strive An infection, NOSCOMIAL, Though you may get cure, for sure, Alarmed internists all shout, The NOSEGAY sends pollen on the breeze Young Thomas, from near Aberystwyth, When Thomas had less to subsist with, A lady he'd learned to play Liszt with Young Thomas is now on her list with When snake oil along with the NOSTRUM NOTORIOUS statement of Queen: Words of infamy, NOTORIOUS
Just lenses, the frames were okay.
They're ready at three --
Meanwhile I must see
The world in a NEBULOUS way.
--- Nick
And professed my love on date three.
NEBULOUS at best,
She left me depressed
With, "You're just as sweet as can be."
--- Frank
Effect of decisions so sedulous (persistent)
By Bush in the world, (Dubya)
With our power unfurled,
Leaves many simply incredulous.
--- Daniel Ford
While some, reacting sibilous, (hissing)
Do fear the mistakes
A terrorist makes,
When the lion seems edentulous.
--- Daniel Ford
NECROMANCY is something to dread.
He isn't black-arted,
Won't talk to departed;
Prefers necrophilia, instead.
--- Chris Papa
Who practiced positions precarious.
Result of her tricks,
Cracked peni to fix,
Along with bad bruises various.
--- Chris Papa
Just when you think that you might gain,
With false story smart,
With lie a la carte,
Like Willy undone by dress stain.
--- Chris Papa
High tides, a constant NEMESIS.
They can flood your home
(Unless you live in Rome)
And force you to vacate the premises.
--- Norm Brust
To grandma was Creme de Menthe,
Bringing no worries
To grieving flurries,
No wormwood toxins Absinthe.
--- Daniel Ford
It's the libation to down when the
Air is so heavy
Or taxes levy;
A burden you ponder and then see.
--- Daniel Ford
And purchase NEPENTHE galore,
You might see a line
Of folks spending time
Waiting to order some more.
--- Maggie
Make for a better tomorrow,
And buttress the will,
To carry on still,
Existing on joy we can borrow.
--- Chris Papa
Bring to government rheumatism.
Bureaucratic joints
Do creak at all points,
Till the people see need for schism.
--- Daniel Ford
When the transfer involves a nice perk.
But most folks inherit
A job without merit,
From dads who have struggled as clerk.
--- Chris Papa
On whom such attention is piled,
Though deserving of spot,
Most others think not,
With jealousy just driven wild.
--- Chris Papa
That NESCIENCE is rampant today,
In all walks of life,
But surely most rife
In politics where it holds sway.
--- Barb
Did never apply to the law.
With crime or abuse,
It is no excuse,
The judge will exclaim with guffaw.
--- Chris Papa
Belies the speaker's seeming conscience,
Nor insult impart,
But obfuscate dart
With wording that seems different essence.
--- Daniel Ford
And though NESCIENCE may come,
When sooner or late,
If that is one's fate,
It sure sounds much better than "dumb!"
--- Chris Papa
On the cheek of a proper French Queen,
Or a serving wench
Of a horny King French,
Who's focused on thighs and between.
--- Chris Papa
You're sure to improve your word skills,
And impress all your friends,
With message that sends,
Them, scattering off to the hills.
--- Chris Papa
Folks gather and raise a few glasses.
Indulge in some drink
And usually, I think,
End up falling down on their asses.
--- Chris Papa
Whenever there might be a fray,
Bad fight of some sort,
Or very rough sport,
Thus saving his skin for new day.
--- Chris Papa
Does not comport with a life of piety.
But a priest can take a shine
To the sacremental wine
And have an impious case of inebriety.
--- Norm Brust
That one of the banes of society,
Politicians, no doubt
We can't do without.
But must there be such a NIMIETY?
--- Chris Papa
But shunned after dance for a limp rod,
To a doc he complained,
Who Viagra explained.
He's now a veritable NIMROD.
--- J'Carlin
Unconsciously let out a whoop,
As a shapely young lass
Passed his pew during mass,
And the priest could never regroup.
--- Observer
Henry Miller with girls did troop,
Till one night with June
The girls called the tune,
Which made Anais Nin come stoop.
--- Daniel Ford
To kill off the foes that one hated.
But these stealthy men
Screwed dames, now and then,
Unaware that they'd been penetrated.
--- Chris Papa
Rebuked "Soprano," like a NINNY.
Big Tony, unmanned,
Gave the back of his hand:
"That's no way to treat this Guinea!"
--- Chris Papa
A kin of those kids Katzenjammer,
Thought he would bobsleigh
The Olympic way,
On the steep tracks of Lillehammer.
--- Daniel Ford
And sounded like a NINNYHAMMER.
They just let him teach
Despite his poor speech,
Becaue of expertise in grammar.
--- Norm Brust
Had started the priests to arouse;
She noted effect;
Was quick to defect;
And guys at strip joints she now wows.
--- Chris Papa
This is file jel
Is heaven to some, but I wanna
Tell you right now,
"No way! No how!
Will I enter via piranha."
--- Daniel Ford
That few humans will ever find.
You may enter the gate,
If you're decerebrate,
And totally deaf, dumb, and blind.
--- Chris Papa
Gives recipients feelings fleecy.
As forebodings loom
Of impending doom,
Thus forcing our prayers to Assisi.
--- Daniel Ford
But enjoy the nice welfare dole,
May develop thesis,
There' no need for NISUS,
A Faustian deal for their soul.
--- Chris Papa
Are shell casings of critters lair.
Of insects not nice,
We've eclept as lice,
And which folks should not want to share.
--- Chris Papa
Clear stones stolen by the benighted
And bumbling burglar
For his bathroom gurgler,
Are the reasons he is indicted.
--- Daniel Ford
For a vast landscape that's NIVAL.
They think that it's grand,
Much better than sand,
And cherish it for their survival.
--- Chris Papa
Clinton's plea: "Redirect your fire.
Dost mock you us?
How NOCUOUS!
How painful the barbs of satire."
--- Norm Brust
Much given to pranks very bad.
But the evil card,
Hoist on his petard,
An untimely ending then had.
--- Chris Papa
He drowned in his own high colonic.
A washout complete;
Such idea is neat,
With retribution ironic.
--- Chris Papa
Not a NOCUOUS nor any wind blow!
But the cold sneaks around
And into the ground,
And it's hell when your car just won't go.
--- Barb
It makes ice fog too thick to see far.
So we sit in our fliver;
Till it warms up, we shiver,
And think "For Alaska, that's par!"
--- Barb
So we reach for the box of Ex-Lax.
Then, NOLENS VOLENS,
We empty our colons,
Which allows us, finally, to relax.
--- Norm Brust
Which Slick Willy thought of as silly.
A pizza was ordered
And conquest recorded
With any available filly.
--- Chris Papa
Taking off mask, revealing what's there:
Mephistopheles all.
And this was their call.
Those other names, just NOMS DE GUERRE.
--- Elois
Balls? Yes, he had quite a pair.
This demon of dash
Was in and out in a flash.
He secret, he wore no underwear.
--- Norm Brust
That matches the man and the game.
Like Ms Prose, who's a writer,
Bill Boxer, a fighter;
Is it "nomen est omen"? The same. (names are prophetic)
--- Anon
Thought they were all right for the Met.
They sang and were game
But nobody came;
Of income they garnered NO NET.
--- Chris Papa
Beautiful gals would NONPLUS.
He'd take them to dine,
And ply them with wine.
Then leave them with nary a buss.
--- Chris Papa
While nurses cleaned dirt, grim and crust,
Said, "I've lived for years
With crud in my ears.
So suddenly, why all the fust?"
--- Bob Dvorak
A hospitals in recent days,
Since President tells
They are living hells
A NOSCOMIAL death maze.
--- Chris Papa
If you wish to remain alive,
At hospital site,
Where you just might
NOSCOMIAL harm contrive.
--- Chris Papa
From treatment, not chromosomial,
In hospital gained
From people less trained:
The dummies are quite demonial.
--- Daniel Ford
And even when motives are pure,
The longer you stay,
There'll be hell to pay,
NOSCOMIALS' high cost of cure.
--- Chris Papa
"NOSOCOMIAL infection's about!"
Which is sure to astound
Those hospital bound,
Who figure they'd better stay out.
--- Chris Papa
To make some sensitive noses sneeze.
While others must run
Right out of the sun,
Escaping, perhaps stings of bees.
--- Daniel Ford
A lady from Bow had a tryst with.
She thought "No, 'e's gay" -- (nosegay)
He wasn't, so they
United the organs they pissed with.
--- Nick
His only delight was his fist with:
But now he's employed
With Davies and Lloyd;
He's earning enought to get pissed with.
--- Nick
Implored that he drink should desist with.
She warned him of days
In alcohol's haze;
He ordered a vodka a twist with.
--- Nick
Two others from Wales she plays whist with.
Twelve rubbers a night,
She feels is her right;
The two to her mill, he's now grist with.
--- Nick
Came from pitchmen high on the rostrum,
Little could be done,
After they had run,
But suck on a beer or colostrum.
--- Daniel Ford
"We've never Conservative been!"
In England we rule
With manners old-school --
No Tory, us: Labor's our scene!
--- Nick
Will garner hard looks censorious,
On him who would dare
Not take better care
For readers' feelings uxorious.
--- Daniel Ford
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