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Choice of voters victorious, To have so much common sense, NOUS, To use that word, still I refuse, Be happy for sweet Cinderella; In many Grimm fairy tales rich, Our capital's air is quite NOXIOUS, When all has been done and said, The trifling things called NUGATORY In statistics, there's a Null set, The law books eternally cull My limericks, always luminous, Mysterious, divine NUMINOUS When the adventists knock on our doors, 'Tis a strange phenomenon, dears, Rhymsters oft resort to flummery If finding an NUNCLE you can't, Men seemingly cannot refrain: While NYCHTHEMERON isn't wrong, A NYCHTHEMERON is twenty-four hours (EST - eastern standard time)
Keep vitamin A out of sight; I think there was a reaction stark I hope it's not churlish to state, The language of Law, words held dear, OBITER DICTUM, passing remark, She railed at crude OBITER DICTUM, Politicians might shun OBJURATION, The subject of her fiery OBJURGATION Man seeking relief for his "horn", OBLIVION is what awaits us all, The moralists take a stern measure, Obscure, becloud, or OBNUBLIATE, Sycophant, OBSEQUIOUS toad OBSEQUIOUS worker would crawl Funereal rites of OBSEQUY Nanki-Poo of "Mikado" story, OBSEQUY from what I have heard, Those nice round stones of OBSIDIAN They say those Neanderthal fools When Fathers in Philadelphia hall As November contest draws near, The unruly child OBSTREPEROUS Too long I rhymed and I punned, My spending I'll have to OBTUND, With gin her date would obtund her, Knights first used corks to OBTURATE, When pasta fagioli he ate, Some people with weird minds perverse, There once was a satyr named Nate, It's pleasant to use OBVIATE, Although my old car is a crate, A preemptive move does OBVIATE, Old Reno OBVIATES humor, The delivery of choice, OCCIPUT, The Yanks of New York did collude Celestial block, OCCULTATION, Mooning may be a sensation; OCCULTATION reminded In OCKHAM'S RAZOR, you'll find While the octopus swims in the sea, The OCTOTHORPE icon I know, I rented a gorgeous abode That Grecian urn inspiring an ODE The lyric celebrations of ODE If your vase inspires an ODE, A guy I know once wrote an ODE Feel sorry for the poetic lad; The modern theater, ODEUM,
Meant for career quite glorious,
But fooling around
Means Willy's bound
To legacy merely NOTORIOUS.
--- Chris Papa
That rapid, fleeting thoughts on the loose,
Would be held in corral,
Marshaled into chorale,
And save me from the idiot's noose.
--- Daniel Ford
But before Daniel tightens the screws,
I'll stick out my neck
And say, "What the heck?"
We all know no NOUS is good news.
--- Gary Hallock
Seeing her, the Prince said, "Ciao, Bella!"
Her NOVERCAL grief
Was fairly brief,
And in the end, she got her fella.
--- Norm Brust
The NOVERCAL character, witch,
Who warms dear Dad's bed
Where Mom should be 'stead,
To see to his sexual itch.
--- Chris Papa
Supports little ladies quite toxious.
With strong sexual lure,
They will in time, sure,
Punch out 'Slick Willy's time cloxious.
--- Chris Papa
NUGATORY's what little kids dread:
When fun-loving adult
Emphasizes insult,
With a knuckle-rub into the head.
--- Chris Papa
Are seldom quite adulatory.
But detail attention
Brings rewarding mention
In nighttime works lucubratory. (by candlelight, laborious)
--- Daniel Ford
Which hasn't been figured out yet.
There's nothing in it,
Not even a bit,
Not one single thing you can get.
--- Larry Falk
Acts that are logically NULL.
There, drivel one finds
From devious minds,
Made lethal by dense language dull.
--- Chris Papa
May be said to be bituminous;
They're smutty, indeed,
So there is little need
To expect any are NUMINOUS.
--- Chris Papa
Signs of religions are luminous,
But may inspire deeds,
Occasional screeds
'Gainst offenses they think ruinous.
--- Daniel Ford
We oft hide from these persistent bores.
There's no more room in us
For notions NUMINOUS.
And besides, we're behind in our chores.
--- Norm Brust
One that a foreigner fears.
Though NUMMARY's money,
Isn't it funny,
SUPERNUMERARY hefts spears?
--- Chris Papa
To create a mood that is summery.
If language they abuse,
It's only to amuse;
Their rewards are rarely NUMMARY.
--- Daniel Ford
Although there seems evidence scant,
You might, without doubt,
Detect one about,
The lady that's known as you "Naunt".
--- Chris Papa
After breasts; there they go once again.
Begun as wee searcher,
As Mom sought to NURTURE,
Now grownups they're really a pain.
--- Chris Papa
The word is much, much too long
To quite neatly fit
In a Cole Porter hit,
With "Night and Day," a tuneful song.
--- Chris Papa
Except in theis era of ours.
Today 'twas twenty-five
(Can you believe that jive?)
As EST was decreed by the powers.
--- Norm Brust
Nyctalopia's great when it's right.
So you won't have to see
Sophomoric TV,
Our broad culture's ubiquitous blight.
--- Elois
When in my old limericks I'd park
The idea NYCTALOPIC
On an ancient topic:
All cats are grey in the dark.
--- Chris
That most of our pols are third-rate,
Who never would lie
But seem to get by
With great talent to OBFUSCATE.
--- Chris Papa
Are meant to make all things quite clear,
Except when you squint
At very fine print;
To OBFUSCATE, pain in the rear.
--- Chris Papa
Ought not be any argument's spark,
But like child's wheedle,
It acts as a needle
Under the skin and makes the mood dark.
--- Daniel Ford
And rather than be gender victim,
While he expressed glee,
Brought upswards her knee
And right in the "family jewels" kicked him.
--- Chris Papa
And earn the respect of their nation,
If tall tales they'd stop,
Halt all the "cow flop",
And rhetorical wild flagellation.
--- Chris Papa
Was her partner's post-orgasmic deflation.
"I guess you're done,
But I've just begun,
So wake up and fulfill your obligation!"
--- Norm Brust
Was subject to maidenly scorn.
Such objurgation
Brought masturbation,
And quick relief for the forlorn.
--- Chris Papa
Once we're placed beneath the pall.
So I'm not going quiet;
To hell with my diet.
Crack that bottle and let's have a ball.
--- Norm Brust
Of how humans devote their leisure,
And scorn oft employ,
For those who'd enjoy,
OBLIVIOUS to all, save their pleasure.
--- Chris Papa
The general effect is to obfuscate.
Wherein the clouding
And heavy shrouding
Requires a mind of quite nubile trait.
--- Daniel Ford
Says, "Dump on me, give me your load.
I've no spine you see,
In sincerity,
Consider me part of your road."
--- Chris Papa
And pick up what big boss let fall.
Result of such fawning,
With new job a-dawning,
The SYCOPHANT won over all.
--- Chris Papa
This is file jdl
For the famed may bring some colloquy,
But notorious fame
May carry more shame
And verbal abuse of obloquy.
--- Daniel Ford
Is promised a state OBSEQUY,
With fireworks grand
Though he's not at hand
To witness the swell finale.
--- Chris Papa
Means you cannot get in the last word!
With women, my dear,
This news is, I fear,
Something which to me hadn't occurred!
--- Barb
Along the Jordan meridian,
Were a joy bringer
To a rock slinger
Of towering feats Davidian.
--- Daniel Ford
Were skilled in OBSIDIAN tools,
Which helped them to tame
The mammoths and game
Long before anti-NRA rules. (National Rifle Assoc)
--- Chris Papa
Drafted document which freed us all,
They had not in mind
A celebration kind
Of OBSTREPEROUS Fourth, free-for-all.
--- Larry McGrath
OBSTREPEROUS din we will hear.
But nothing is true,
Count on old John Q
To once again turn a deaf ear.
--- Phil Kinay
In restaurant with noise would pepper us.
Parents uncaring
Won't oft be sharing
For most people treat them as leperous.
--- Daniel Ford
Now my brain has begun to OBTUND.
If I continue to sit thus,
I will not see fitness,
But I will see my butt grow rotund.
--- Phil Kinay
Before my credit gets over-runned.
Just one more dollar
And the bank will holler
And the next thing I know, I'll be dunned.
--- Norm Brust
Then his behavior just stunneed her.
'Cause as she passed out,
The crass oafish lout
Quick spread her sweet thighs asunder.
--- Chris Papa
Lest rivals their wives penetrate.
Then a clever Celt
Invented the "belt";
That way the ladies could menstruate.
--- Norm Brust
Giuseppe, ere going on a date
With visions of bliss
With Venetian miss,
Used wine cork to vent OBTURATE.
--- Chris Papa
Have a tendency to converse
In a very odd way;
Don't mean what they say,
But state things in ways quite OBVERSE.
--- Chris Papa
who sought some good feels on a date.
But he met stacked Alice,
Who smacked him malice
And would his swift moves OBVIATE.
--- Chris Papa
Politeness is such a nice trait,
Than give a loud slam,
And "Don't give a damn!,
When someone you're showing the gate.
--- Chris Papa
The large engine in it's just great.
It pulls me up hills,
Accelerates, thrills,
And car trouble does obV8.
--- Bob Dvorak
If target it does obliviate;
If not, one will soon
Expect counter tune
To come whistling from the obdurate.
--- Daniel Ford
Monopoly's not a tumor.
Company's demise,
Who lives and who dies.
Winner is choice of consumer.
--- Darryl
With a "breach", out comes baby's butt.
Then mom's in a stew,
Child just won't go through,
And sometimes her belly is cut.
--- Chris Papa
The young Marlin's win to OCCLUDE;
While giving their best,
They failed in the test,
But kept from becoming unglued.
--- Elois
Shielding view from Earth-bound station.
And interest sparks
In study of quarks,
Till similar usurpation.
--- Daniel Ford
For me, I prefer OCCULTATION.
Then someone else peeks
At insulting cheeks,
Deserving stern flagellation.
--- Chris Papa
Star-crossed lovers are blinded;
Pay no other court,
Not at all the sort
Who had my friend Chris behinded.
--- Daniel Ford
The key to a less cluttered mind.
And when all is said,
Perhaps, won't lose head,
For tail, or some other behind.
--- Chris Papa
The OCTOTHORP conspicuously
Is the sign of "number"
And does encumber
The dials of the phone company.
--- Chris Papa
Is there on the phone dial, just so.
But most folks on Earth
Will know its real worth
Is for game of hot "Tic Tac Toe."
--- Chris Papa
To someone I thought that I knowed.
She turned out to be
Of conscience quite free,
And never paid me rent that was ODE.
--- Cyn
Did double duty as a commode,
Holding each little
Plip, plop, and spittle
That might have cause pewter to corrode.
--- Daniel Ford
Exalt our heroes 'long life's road.
In space commodious
And never odious,
Or disparaging the horse you rode.
--- Daniel Ford
I suggest you avoid that mode.
It's already been done
By a poetic top gun.
It's a row that's been thoroughly hoed.
--- Norm Brust
About his quite humble abode.
In language florid,
Described place horrid,
Which wouldn't pass for a commode.
--- Chris Papa
He did his best with what he had.
But he'd never rate
A grand laureate,
So now he pens limericks bad.
--- Chris Papa
Surrounded by lights of sodium,
Has seats commodious
And tones melodious,
But too often tales of odium.
--- Daniel Ford
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