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With hateful people who're ODIOUS, An ODIOUS guy that I knew, The druggist's stores OFFICINAL Problems outer or visceral, My wife has just one major flaw: A young waiter to the mob quite OFFICIOUS, My wife is extremely OFFICIOUS, Candidates all are OFFICIOUS, Supercilious folks OFFICIOUS A smart-ass young snob, quite OFFICIOUS, A writer of limerick verse Getting OLD, I have given a try. OLEAGINOUS, to say the least, Watch out, lass, for wolves in disguise; She had OLEAGINOUS lover, OLIGOPSONY one can embrace Unless voter turnout is great, Undue pressure's OLIGOPSONY, To intercede, one calls OMBUDSMAN, The OMBUDSMAN is mediator, An OMBUDSMAN's sure to amaze; An OMBUDSMAN is, truth to tell, OMBUDSMAN's a delicate job. With such an OMINIUM-GATHERUM, Despite intellectual tools The sky overhead looks OMINOUS; Gearheads think it is quite sufficient If into my house you would come, I scan my OMPHALOS with care, OMPHALOS defines central point, OMPHALOSKEPTIC looking for glint In dream reading ONEIROMANCY, (foretelling by walking in circles - McW)
ONEIROMANCY, "Dream and tell", ONOMATAPOEIA to listening does Nail-biting ONYCHOPHAGIA When nail-biting ONYCHOPHAGIA ONYCHOPHAGIA, I suppose, Our Dubya sometimes mangles his prose, Such diligent efforts OPEROSE Public speaking, for Dubya, I suppose It's painful awaiting next phrase, True to his parents predictions, When it comes to ladies, men all Now that I'm in life's aftermath, Late learning joys for an opsimath In eighth grade, to spell logorrhea OPUS is the creative work Contrary, our OPUS, our lives, Ladies say, "Men like to grope us.", A little work is OPUSCULE, As a whole, PIR seems to me Short story, according to some, Her style of dress was ORCHIDACEOUS. The showy display ORCHIDACEOUS Don Trump's "arm candy" outrageous, Orchidectomy, my goodness gracious, Otto ogled ORGULOUS maid, But perhaps that is reason enough Since the east is Jerusalem's place, The leading standard, ORIFLAMME, A rallying flag, ORIFLAMME, ORIHON text, do we need it? Muraski's love story so bold, Our Senate is sure OROTUND, Sonorous speech so OROTUND, OSCITANT's "sleepy," I swear,
The harmony's not melodious.
With no assistance
I keep my distance
And do seek spaces commodious.
--- Daniel Ford
Did right rotten things through and through.
Folks tried to correct,
But you might suspect,
Words over his head quickly flew.
--- Chris Papa
Contain the supplies medicinal
For soothing what ails
When illness prevails,
Just as some music fidicinal. (of a stringed instrument)
--- Caniel Ford
With needs ungenital or clysteral.
You'll find galore,
In pharmacy store,
Warehouse of items OFFICINAL.
--- Chris Papa
She follows advice from her ma.
Which is a good reason
To have open season
On OFFICIOUS mother-in-law.
--- Observer
Spoke too much while clearing their dishes.
His mouth went yap, yap,
The guns went rat-tat,
And now he sleeps with the fishes.
--- Sheryl a Lemma
When I'm preparing my gourmet dishes.
But she hates fins and claws,
So when near she draws
And says "What's cooking?" I say "Fish is."
--- Norm Brust
Seeing constituents' wishes
Get their prompt due,
Especially if you
Send campaign cash so delicious!
--- Chris Papa
Make us exceedingly suspicious
And cause us to view
Their acts with black hue,
And their presence as quite pernicious.
--- Daniel Ford
Offered advice injudicious.
He got for his troubles,
A mouth full of bubbles,
Which he found not quite so delicious.
--- Chris Papa
OFTENTIMES makes his fans disperse
By stretching the meters
And frustrating readers
And makes what was bad, a lot worse.
--- Gary Hallock
It's not a bad thing, bye-the-bye,
When it is compared
With being earth-layered,
Or being today's teen, Oh My!
--- Chris Papa
Is another way to say the word "greased."
But he who butters you up
And mixes sex with smut,
Will leave you to pay. Oh the beast!
--- Barb
Those cool OLEAGINOUS guys,
Who at slightest chance,
Get into your pants,
And leave you with fetal surprise.
--- Chris Papa
Whose work she could never discover.
When asked what he did,
He's flutter a lid,
While sly smile would on his lips hover.
--- Chris Papa
If one sits in a very high place.
One can contract for
The oil spoils of war,
With no bids or cost ceilings to face.
--- Elois
Coming vote in our West Golden State,
With candidates funny.
OLIGOPSONY
Will determing their Governor's fate.
--- Chris Papa
Whose patterns do breed monotony,
Wherein the few rich
Give poor folks a switch
To gain support for their nominee.
--- Daniel Ford
Whose part-time job is often woodsman.
We can only hope
That he's not some dope
Performing as Sell-Bill-of-Goods-Man.
--- Daniel Ford
A citizen's main advocator.
Though I'm suspicious
Of one so officious,
Who questions like interrogator.
--- Daniel Ford
His love for all flowers, a craze.
With omni buds found
In garden all 'round,
While some are at home in a vase.
--- Chris Papa
Supposed to treat all folks real well.
But there's one thing sure,
When he feels too poor,
His trust's just his product to sell.
--- Chris Papa
He goes between nabob and slob;
He placates the one,
And truthfully done,
Must other appease -- he can't fob.
--- Elois
We should oft hold and then lather 'em,
In the hope that thence
They'd use common sense
Rather than ominium blatherum.
--- Daniel Ford
Intent on making new rules,
In Congress they sit,
Each greedy half-wit,
Our OMINIUM-GATHERUM of fools.
--- Chris Papa
I fear they'll drop a bomb on us.
But if we pray for peace,
Maybe wars will all cease,
Instilling a new sense of calm in us.
--- Sheryl
In order to be tagged OMNISCIENT
To answer all FAQ's
About PC's and Macs,
While their social skills are deficient.
--- Norm Brust
You'd see a true omnium gatherum;
Dust bunnies and books,
Fossils resting in nooks,
Art music and nothing hum-drum!
--- Barb
And peer into its awesome lair,
But find a mere hint
Of comforting lint,
And wonder how it settled there.
--- Chris Papa
Where once was placenta conjoint.
But now 'tis a well
For supine rondel,
Holding oils with which lovers anoint.
--- Daniel Ford
Of Wisdom saw naught but navel lint.
His rabbi told him
"Abandon your whim
And go get a life! Sei gesind!" (be healthy)
--- Chris Papa
There is a certain connivency.
For glossification
Of prognostication
Requires both parties gyromancy.
--- Daniel Ford
Once practised by charlatans swell;
They sang a sweet song,
Till Freud came along
And blew them all straight to Hell.
--- Chris Papa
This is file jcl
Imitate sound of bee on peach fuzz.
And then lets you hear
In syllables clear,
The winged flight as its buzz buzz.
--- Chris Papa
For many was just what made ya,
Strategy winning
For frequent grinning
In manner of coprophagia.
--- Daniel Ford
Reveals what anxiety's made ya,
Some solace is found
With each fewer pound
Resulting from your bradyphagia. (slow eating)
--- Daniel Ford
A bad social habit arose
From out the same pack
That have the great knack
For publicly picking their nose.
--- Chris Papa
But his speech does not seem operose.
Though he's no Cicero
His words often flow,
With much help from the writers he chose.
--- Norm Brust
We see not from Dubya, not even close.
Despite the speechwriter,
The bumbling speech blighter,
Does leave me feeling ever morose.
--- Daniel ford
Is considered quite OPEROSE.
With a Texas drawl,
Words move at a crawl,
Along with ideas he'd compose.
--- Chris Papa
Which seem to be spaced out by days,
While speechwriters squirm
Awaiting a germ,
Of their clever thought out essays.
--- Chris Papa
As son with fallacious addictions,
Brought OPPROBRIUM fame
To his father's proud name...
'Cause they were both men of "convictions!"
--- Observer
Try to understand it's a task tall.
Some OPSIMATH will
Strive at it, until
His penis, he finds, is too small.
--- Chris Papa
I learn that I'm an OPSIMATH!
But what was truly earned
Was that knowledge I learned
While trodding down a primrose path.
--- Barb
Likely include now seeing the path
By which he can grow
More and more to know
And one day become a polymath.
--- Daniel Ford
Ain't everyone's winning idea.
'Cause learning delayed
Till the twentieth grade
Is an opsimath's philosophia.
--- Prof M-G
Of artist, author, rug-making Turk;
Taken together,
Bundled in tether,
And presented without a smirk.
--- Daniel Ford
Is just to satisfy our wives.
(I can't be bolder,
Over my shoulder,
She's standing with two butcher knives!)
--- Darryl
Only they could give some hope. Us,
With testosterones,
Deep in our bones,
The drive is poor gent's life OPUS.
--- Chris Papa
Although creations miniscule
May be difficult,
For stress, if occult,
Can damage in manner most cruel.
--- Daniel Ford
Famed OPUSCULUM some day may be
Portraying our times
In humorous rhymes,
All completely hyperbole free.
--- Elois
May rank as great OPUSCULUM.
Like Poe, with his shivers,
O Henry's gift givers,
All tales to which we will succumb.
--- Chris Papa
Her display of cleavage, ostentatious.
A crowd soon collected,
Though no one objected.
But one chap muttered something salacious.
--- Norm Brust
Does now have meaning ostentatious.
Wherein the windy
Pot-bellied Hindi
Do orate in manner loquacious.
--- Daniel Ford
With well stuffed figures, curvaceous;
Well gowned from his horde,
He keeps them on board
For entrances ORCHIDACEOUS.
--- Chris Papa
"Deflowered," no way ORCHIDACEOUS,
Will fix it so stud
Is a resounding thud,
And out of the main stream salacious.
--- Chris Papa
Who was just so lovely, men paid
To see her undress,
With charms that impress.
Silicone-ized beyond degrade.
--- Chris Papa
For this observer not to be chuff.
For Clinton has shown
That thing's overblown
And smooth is the channel for great stuff.
--- Daniel Ford
Most synagogues to the east face.
But how orientate
When you're in a state
Due north, south, east, or in space.
--- Esther
Less inspiring to modern Sam,
Is, nevertheless,
The national dress,
When competing, making grand slam.
--- Daniel Ford
Most likely inspiring sham.
For those on the line,
Such sentiment fine,
It really just ain't worth a damn.
--- Chris Papa
It may save some space, I concede it.
The problem I see
Is eventually
You'll need a good iron to read it.
--- Chris Papa
In ORIHON print, I am told,
Will fantasy feed;
I can't wait to read
And see this tale horny unfold.
--- Chris Papa
Well paid by a large public fund.
It likes to debate
While real work can wait,
And tends to be quite moribund.
--- Chris Papa
As heard on Senate floor or rotund',
Falls heavy on ears
And has so for years.
But still no one has asked for refund.
--- Daniel Ford
But in back of my mind somewhere,
It seem more to fit
Where my aunt would sit
Right on her old derriere.
--- Chris Papa
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