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Passionate or sweet kiss, OSCULATE,
Requires no one to matriculate,
But rather some sense,
More tender than tense,
Of desire, joyous love of your mate.
--- Daniel Ford

I will tell you when it's too late
To osculate with a great date;
He might get too shy
And wonder, "Oh my!"
Then premature, ejaculate.
--- Barb

While this we here only postulate,
If you'd avoid the ejaculate,
Result of kissing:
Periods missing.
Don't use spermicide gloss too late.
--- Daniel Ford

With lips touching we do OSCULATE;
Such kissing does often stimulate
And slowly stroking
The love fires stoking,
May induce women to ovulate.
--- Daniel Ford

Women, when men wish to mate 'em,
Use ways that they try to rate 'em.
The very old guide
To fish for a bride,
Is to hold and then osculate 'em.
--- Chris Papa

OSCULATE, loving lips meet,
In French way, with furtive tongue fleet,
To ignite the flame
In the mating game,
With hoped for communion complete.
--- Chris Papa

OSCULATE, word of bliss is,
It's something to do with the misses,
The finest of terms,
For swapping some germs,
Exchanging extremely wet kisses.

(kissing)
--- Chris Papa

French people osculate with their tongue,
Which causes many colds among.
Better to use mask
As do the Spanish Basque,
And keep viruses out of your lung.
--- Larry

The eager young swain on first date,
whose desires barely could wait,
Would never get wish.
The beauty, cold fish,
Was just not one to OSCULATE.
--- Chris Papa

If that swain really wanted to titillate.
Would on this cold fish just osculate
On those parts nether.
Perhaps to see whether
She would deign to reciprocate.
--- J'Carlin

The ugly girl's beau wouldn't date her,
But his lust for kisses was greater
That was his disgust.
I asked, "Were you bussed?
No answer. I'll just OSCULATER."
--- Gary Hallock

The joy of OSCULATION, (Leads to other fine temptation.)

'Tis sweet as candy,
And feels just dandy,
Loving, expressive sensation

(kissing)
--- Daniel Ford

When next you would seek elevation,
Don't accept just the mere escalation.
The highest of bliss
Can be sought with a kiss.
So focus instead on osculation.
--- Terry

A side take on the word, if you please,
Into five limerick lines I will squeeze.
Mononucleosis,
From Epstein-Barr doses,
Was called OSCULATION disease.
--- Elois

Some rhymers who give it a try,
And really stretch thing to get by,
When perfect fits lose,
We're quick to excuse,
Watching their brains OSSIFY.
--- Chris Papa

There are folks we all OSTRACIZE,
Like those whose farts smoke up your eyes.
A noisome bunch they,
Who get by each day
Passing gas in a bland disguise.
--- Chris Papa

With danger the word OUGHT is fraught;
It may mean a lot or just AUGHT.
I really can't tell,
That homonym fell,
Another conundrum I've caught.
--- Chris Papa

Here's the Oxford in limerick form,
Where writing bad verse in the norm.
With meter so bad
And scasion so sad,
That the oedilf ain't near getting warm.
--- Hugh Clary

About OXTER I must admit
Its meaning I knew not a bit.
But it achieved fame
As Olde English name,
Denoting a smelly armpit.
--- Chris Papa

OXYMORON that we've sometimes faced,
And which I consider a waste.
If I were ar(se)biter,
Is the sometimes writer
Of rhymes that one calls "limericks chaste."
--- Chris Papa

"Military intelligence" is a laugh,
As those bozos make gaffe after gaffe.
So our scorn we pour on,
Calling it an OXYMORON,
But never can the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
--- Norm Brust

Contradiction term OXYMORON
Pollutes language like toxic Boron,
But is often funny,
Delightful and sunny;
Like egg bursting from oophoron. (ovary)
--- Daniel Ford

PABULUM, some folks have for brains;
Cannot come inside when it rains.
And I suspect
When they elect
Politicians, they hope for no pains!
--- Barb

The PABULUM that our pols feed,
Conceals their corruption and greed.
Hands in public till,
They take as they will,
For retirement fund they will need.
--- Chris Papa

Remember the days of your youth,
When boys were to girls quite uncouth.
And the sweet, shy bloke,
Mere PABULUM spoke;
They were scared to death. That's the truth.
--- Elois

There once was a PACHYDERM
Who, while resting on a roadside berm,
Thought of Cuvier, the French nerd
And his quite ugly word
And wished for a more colorful term.
--- Norm Brust

RARA AVIS is the Padookie;
It flies circular paths that are spooky.
With patterns eccentric,
Inwardly concentric,
Padookie flies up its own tookie.
--- Norm Brust

They climbed to what was worth seein',
With great thirst for their inner bein',
And drank till the peak.
Then they were quick to seek
The perfect spot for their proffered PAEAN.
--- Chris Papa

From the men's room there issued a PAEAN.
I opened the door just to see in.
There stood an old coot,
Grasping his root;
"It took me ten minutes but I'm peein'."
--- Norm Brust

In girls' school we sang paeans joylessly;
No fun was it learning things boylessly.
Our knowledge base grew;
It seems to be true;
Sans boys, girls enrich themselves coylessly.
--- Elois

Today's somber verses are trying,
Enough to set all the clowns crying.
But fear not, my dears,
For Pagliacci's tears
Are what keeps his tukus from frying.
--- Daniel Ford

Two lovers upon a PAILLASSE,
Cut from and lying in high grass,
Were seen when stirring
Set them both purring,
Attracting her mother's spy glass.
--- Daniel Ford

Just cannot have fun anymore,
First rash on the ass makes you sore,
Then no fun in lying,
When Mama's a-spying,
My ass on PAILLAISSE is a bore.
--- Chris Papa

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Bats usually give me the squirms.
I never have had easy terms
With each PAISANO,
Who likes to poop guano,
That's loaded with real nasty germs.
--- Chris Papa

Denigrate not light PALAVER;
For such talk is social salver;
Nabobs nattering,
Cherubs chattering,
Keep one from seeming cadaver.
--- Daniel Ford

If for you, my meaning does quaver,
Pronounce the word as "pal"-"laver",
Tub sharer divine,
It's so clean and fine,
I suppose it is also soap-saver.
--- Chris Papa

His chatty date just drove him wild;
She babbled all night like a child.
But he thought he could have her,
Despite the PALAVER,
Then ended frustrated and riled.
--- Chris Papa

Though PALAVER means beating of gums,
Dissecting that word now becomes,
A subject first rate,
Like bath with your mate;
Melody d'amour the pair hums.
--- Chris Papa

"Madam, I'm Adam," said he.
"The world's first PALINDROM!", said she.
Eve's observation
Provoked Adam's exclamation:
"The world's first wordsmith, that's me."
--- Norm Brust

I find PALINDROME wretched curse;
It's like anagram, only much worse,
Because all the words
Assembled in herds,
Have meanings when read in reverse.
--- Chris Papa

Reversible word the PALINDROME
In superstition does find a home.
Luck forward and back,
Like gem in haystack,
Or perhaps having a buddy in Rome.
--- Daniel Ford

Don't know if you're coming or going?
There here is a word that's worth knowing.
The PALINDROME's pathway
First letter to last may
Make sense when it's either way flowing.
--- Gary Hallock

Here's a PALINODE I send to Chris:
Please don't take my barbs amiss.
I make a little joke
In the hope I'll provoke
A reply that says, "Eat this!"
--- Norm Brust

I welcome your palinodes fine,
And will send a reply codign:
"I got your last blast
And ask that you fast;
Just bend deep and sweetly kiss mine!"
--- Chris Papa

Now that Chris I've cruelly skewered,
One more thought has just occurred.
Great risk have I taken
But now, is he shaken?
I suspect that he's barely stirred.

(apologies to James Bond)
--- Gary Hallock

To your message I'll sure not be blind
And will try to be much more refined.
While I'm in the mood,
For such gratitude,
It's nice that you are so damned kind.
--- Chris Papa

Chris gives just as good as he got;
I'd feared he'd be mad but he's not.
As I had presumed
He would be pissed and fumed,
'Twas not half-ass bad as I thought.
--- Gary Hallock

Before Chris can offer excuse,
I'll give him advice he can use.
Test read lines out loud
And please make me proud,
That I have heaped on you, abuse.
--- Gary Hallock

If I fume, It's with smile on my face,
'Cause trying is not a disgrace.
I'll just carry on
Until I am gone,
And trust you will pee on my place.
--- Chris Papa

It's a PALINODE, but you are no pal.
In his wounds you have rubbed lots of sal.
But are you that cruel?
Or does he play the fool.
It sounds not that bad to his gal.
--- Cynthia MacGregor

Poor Chris, I could never have dreamed
That you'd be so hurt as you seemed.
I'm cruel but perhaps,
Not like some the rude chaps,
Who'll drop you right after you're reamed.
--- Gary Hallock

My Artless ways you are blaming
And have set about to be taming.
Just know that you have
And I'll need a salve,
Because my poor asshole is flaming.
--- Chris Papa

When New Amsterdam was complete,
The settlers built PALISADEs, real neat.
It kept out the savages,
But not the ravages
Of the place we now call Wall Street.
--- Norm Brust

The stout stakes that form PALISADE,
Form whatever sturdy wood made,
Would yield to bombardment
Were not flame retardant,
And as defense, sure failed the grade.
--- Chris Papa

They managed to keep in the chickens,
Or bar drunks from getting the dickens
From their viragos,
And protected cargoes
That Mafia thought easy pickin's.
--- Chris Papa

The straw stuffing a PALLIASSE,
Unless cased in a tough canvas,
Will yield much sticking
Of skin through ticking
And quite a red rash on the ass.
--- Daniel Ford

If you think the suggestion crass,
Then stay there on moldy PALLIASSE,
Though safer, it's sure,
Your boredom endure,
Away from the Earth's madding mass.
--- Anon

When facing ennui and malaise,
And Life has become a grey phase,
To start climbing back,
Get out of the sack,
Eschew the warm fetal PALLIASSE.
--- Chris Papa

PALLIATION as practiced by docs,
Differs from Clinton's ad hocs
On policy gaffs,
Which bring us few laughs,
But shore up the big defense stocks.
--- Chris Papa

There are places where men astute
Still treasure the love spots hirsute.
Where fuzz when it's viewed
Is mostly eschewed,
Full forest a worthy pursuit.
--- Chris Papa

Palmary ain't what it was.
Nor is "Pretty is as Pretty does!"
With our waxes and creams,
No gal's what she seems;
Underneath, she might have some fuzz.
--- Barb

Paulie, poor, predatory jerk,
Around lovely ladies would lurk.
But never got one,
So when all was done,
He settled form PALMARY work.
--- Chris Papa

Till one gal responded to goose;
Large Luie, a lass fast and loose,
Who daily food feeds
And meets all his needs.
Now Paulie's done with self-abuse.
--- Chris Papa

But all about town there's a buzz.
Though her effort quite palmary was.
Until she met Freddie
And then she was ready
To play the game as Freddie does.
--- Chris Papa

The first weeks I spent in the Army,
The ambience was anything but PALMY.
It was winter at Fort Dix,
And a sergeant named Wicks
Each day found new ways to harm me.
--- Norm Brust

There once was a PALOOKA named Joe,
As those of a certain age know.
His comic strip
Was never hip,
But quite popular in those years, long ago.
--- Norm Brust

PALOOKAS to boxing resort,
Then pay for their time in the sport.
When blows rain in bunches;
Result of such punches:
Cripple, neurological sort.
--- Chris Papa

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