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Inciting irritation, FOMENT, For words I am truly esurient; (greedy) An amateur had brief FORAY He thought he'd FORFEND evil AIDS, Let modest young maiden pretend If pregnancy you wish to FORFEND, To prevent, protect aginst, FORFEND; She couldn't advances forfend FORFEND, to ward off, prevent A soothsayer, long in the tooth, Fred flagellates his flute, FORSOOTH; We once said, "indeed!" even FORSOOTH. Renouncing with oath, we FORSWEAR Though Slick Willy would sex FORSWEAR, Life is a series of choices, It seem not merely FORTUITOUS Norm who may femme fatales FOSSICK, Here's a tidbit 'twill knock off your socks! She searches large spaces of ground; As his hand ran over her mound, her The villain chased 'round, the bounder, No matter what any folks claim, Sometimes I wish FOURTH ESTATE The flowers were missing; priest late. In this land where our freedom's fate The FOURTH ESTATE is no riddle; A firm FRACTIOUS female from France Playing footsie, a sexual kink, What's good for the world's hungry needs, Genetic inserts of FRANKENFOOD People who shun FRANKENFOOD As sailor's life, never a breeze, Now please don't you beg for applause; When pursuing activities athletic, The trouble with verses FRENETIC, Lets posit idea theoretic: Frances, a shopper FRENETIC, The FRESCO just one question begs: Painting fresh plaster as FRESCO To put paint on lingering lime, When bagels and lox you may FRESS, With chilling effect FRIGORIFIC, He met lady with looks terrific; The chilling cold of FRIGORIFIC A hermit with sex taste terrific, While sailing on ship in Pacific, The FRISSON of anticipation Don Juan liked his sex, that is clear, The shuddering thrill of a FRISSON I like my sex with a little FRISSON Our Dave will stick his tool A rite sure to generate FRISSON, For moyel there is a real reason, Pardonez moi! 'Couldn't resist, FROE does fit right in that niche, It seems to me that I know The decor of her room was too-too... The baby, all ga-ga and goo-goo, "I've picked something lovely for you." Fred fondled his fat FROWZY frau, Unkempt and slovenly make FROWZY. To help his plans to FRUCTIFY, My word of the day will be "FUCK"; The fleeting quality FUGACIOUS, In my youth, my ardor was tenacious. Fleeting fame, all too FUGACIOUS, Fame is FUGACIOUS and fleeting,
In politics is of great moment,
For when all is ripe,
No cap on the pipe
Contains all the gas from the ferment.
--- Daniel Ford
The desire is practically prurient. (lustful)
I'm acataleptic; (incomprehensible)
I'm so epideitic; (showing off)
All my friends think I'm abderiant (foolish)
--- Karen
In Gilbert and Sullivan play,
But didn't last long,
Since couldn't sing song
Or speak in intelligent way.
--- Chris Papa
Avoiding rough sex with gay blades.
Or at least, he'd seek
A Trojan or Sheik,
Or better yet, return to maids.
--- Chris Papa
To sexual advances FORFEND.
But right as rain,
Her persistent swain
Will have her abend in the end.
--- Chris Papa
To this advice your ears please lend.
The best protection
Against unsheathed erection
Is simply to agree to descend.
--- Norm Brust
Otherwise keep from disastrous end.
Please pay attention
To all intention
Of those fools who would rules easily bend.
--- Daniel Ford
From guy that she thought of as friend.
So at his insisting
She soon stopped resisting
And in a fine marriage they'd end.
--- Daniel Ford
Some kind of horrendous event,
Is for some, daily grind.
It takes over their mind,
And humor never makes a dent.
--- Barb
Offered wisdom and ultimate truth.
But his sage advice
Came at a price;
He demanded sex in exchange FOR SOOTH.
--- Norm Brust
He started rather early in youth.
Now it causes strife
In his married life;
His bride finds it rather uncouth.
--- Chris Papa
Especially when saying untruth.
Yet behavior ruthless
Left us somewhat toothless,
For reasons not requiring a sleuth.
--- Daniel Ford
Any diversion causing more care.
No temptation see,
For always we'll be
Upright citizens, ever foursquare.
--- Daniel Ford
He was soon caught by stained underwear.
While impeachment loomed,
As GOP fumed,
The Dems said "We really don't care!"
--- Chris Papa
We make each day, with our voices!
But once in a while,
Chance makes us smile.
FORTUITOUS! Cause for rejoices!
--- Maggie
That nature in largess gratuitous,
Made the complex
Gymnastics of sex
The ultimate fun for just two of us.
--- J'Carlin
Cruises until he is car sick.
To find Village belle,
Who'll kiss and not tell,
But usually ends up in some bar, sick.
--- Chris Papa
Barb FOSSICKS in Alaska for rocks.
If you go out with her,
It's like having a burr
Somewhere inside of your jocks.
--- Barb
Won't leave till a "goodie" is found.
Whether fossil or stone,
She'l never go home,
And carries them back by the pound.
--- Barb
Wish was that he should pound her.
But his thoughts were elsewhere;
He parted her hair,
And began immediately to founder.
--- Norm Brust
The pretty fair maid, he'd bounder.
All shrieks were for naught,
When finally caught,
Seemed almost glad that she'd founder.
--- Chris Papa
Most of all of the pols are the same.
Their lying words spread;
On garbage we're fed,
While FOURTH ESTATE gets all the blame.
--- Chris Papa
Had their words served up on a plate.
Suitable redress
For disagreeable press:
Ingestion for words that they ate!
--- Barb
At funeral for number four mate.
Wife met with the press,
Who soothed her distress;
Consoled, was she by FOURTH ESTATE.
--- Elois
Depends on alert FOURTH ESTATE.
How dreadful to find
Ted Turner behind,
Controlling his writers, first rate.
--- Chris Papa
It comes in left, right, and the middle.
Have your own pick
Of voice politic,
But discard the old taradiddle.
--- Elois
would never let guys in her pants.
No maidenhead breached;
Her old age was reached
Without fun of playful implants.
--- Chris Papa
Is more dangerous than one would think.
Caught FLAGRANTE DELICTO,
Inserting his big toe
In young miss, he's now in the clink.
--- Norm Brust
Is FRANKENFOOD whole grains and seeds.
With genes all shook up,
They are safe to sup,
While raising hell with bugs and weeds.
--- Chris Papa
Are oft irrationally eschewed;
But they are extension
Of Mendel's invention,
So resisters just need to get clued.
--- Daniel Ford
Are the same ones who sit and brood
About the ozone hole,
The melting North Pole,
And snail darters. (That get's them unglued!)
--- Norm Brust
By FRENCH LEAVE, screwed up, if you please.
Meant Brig was in store
For those lads ashore,
Who stayed to just get "One more squeeze."
--- Chris Papa
We welcome your good stuff because
With scansion aright,
And rhyming line bright,
You've answered to limerick's laws.
--- Chris Papa
This is file izl
It's wise not to get too FRENETIC.
If you keep too quick a pace,
You could fall on your face.
To be safe, don't exceed "energetic".
--- Norm Brust
They're to brevity antithetic.
Such writing so frantic
Appears rather antic
And may make some readers splenetic.
--- Daniel Ford
That if one makes love quite FRENETIC,
The fast pace of the feat
Raises heat of the meat,
Producing energy kinetic.
--- Phil Kinay
Sought out the chic, grunge esthetic.
The stuff that she wore
Made most folks eyes sore,
And had an effect quite emetic.
--- Chris Papa
(Though to ask it is dredging the dregs)
If albumin's used
To fix those bright hues,
Can you make one without breaking eggs?
--- Eva Amata
Always did challenge Francesco,
For work pigmented
Left him demented
And calling himself Tedesco.
--- Daniel Ford
Requires a great deal of time,
Done on damp batches,
In limited patches,
It yields a bright FRESCO, sublime.
--- Chris Papa
The results you surely can guess.
Especially with "schmear" (additions)
The penalty, dear,
Add pounds and some gastric distress.
--- Chris Papa
Some spousal remarks specific
Could lead to a paddle,
Thus back in the saddle
For a ride some might call rubific.
--- Daniel Ford
He tried one of his lines prolific.
But started to squirm
And felt like a worm
Under her glare FRIGORIFIC.
--- Chris Papa
Can at length become soporific,
As when the tool rigid
Meets with the frigid,
And the schnorer seems sonorific.
--- Daniel Ford
Had mate who was quite FRIGORIFIC.
And when he got in
Her 'Temple of Sin',
Got penile frostbite terrific.
--- Chris Papa
Said nudist, "The wind's FRIGORIFIC!"
Said his wife, "Yes, I'm thinking,
You seem to be shrinking.
This cruise could be less than terrific."
--- Observer
Begins when we note lubrication;
It Viagra beats
Whenever flesh meets
In corporal celebration.
--- Chris Papa
Spiced up with a FRISSON of fear.
He'd mount willing dame,
As part of the game,
While knowing her husband was near.
--- Chris Papa
Accompanies sex and a free song
For iPod users
Discarding losers
And keeping only ones the glee's on.
--- Daniel Ford
Said the jeune fille to the eager garcon.
So he put an ice cube
In her vaginal tube,
While she sucked on his big bon bon.
--- Norm Brust
In that dead skank and start to drool.
Her pussy's so cold
Or so I've been told,
The the FRISSON is super-cool.
--- Norm Brust
Something "moyel" better not misson,
For, if he should slip,
Wrong out at the tip,
Means life of poor pants to piss on.
--- Chris Papa
Performance foments great FRISSON.
Suspense will try us,
If cut on the bias,
Peed pants then, for many a season.
--- Chris Papa
The vulgar use of the word 'pissed',
Like when I am mad,
And otherwise had,
By unfeeling urologist
--- Chris Papa
In my memory's fabric I'll stitch.
For such reagal noun,
Doesn't in Dewars drown,
You surely deserve Glenfidich!
--- Chris Papa
FROUFROU is in the libretto
Of that Lehar whirl
As the name of a girl
Who flirts in "The Merry Widow."
--- Chris Papa
Encumbered with too much FROUFROU.
With pillows on the bed
She was forced to give head,
'Cause there was no room to screw.
--- Norm Brust
Was in dress of elegant FROUFROU,
But her social scheme
Was not of Mom's dream,
And soon child was covered in doo-doo.
--- Chris Papa
Said the bride to her maids. (Quite a crew!)
Girls comments snide,
Our of hearing of bride,
"These gowns are far too foufrou! Ew!"
--- Sheryl
With great udders, much like a cow.
Felt better than silk,
But didn't give milk,
And he just loved her much, anyhow!
--- Chris Papa
Add bedraggled and you've got blowzy.
Much more of this stuff
And I'll say enough;
The subject is making me drowsy.
--- Daniel Ford
Foul Fred would some subterfuge try.
A zircon he'd flash
Or promise of cash,
While quickly unzipping his fly.
--- Chris Papa
No dawdling around like a duck.
While some might intuit
How often I do it,
The results are often due to luck.
--- Heekster
Is desired in teens contumacious,
But is more apparent
When you are a parent
And trying to appear sagacious.
--- Daniel Ford
Today, it is more FUGACIOUS.
I was also up quick
For a second trick.
Today, the interval is more spacious.
--- Norm Brust
Is glory for the pugnacious,
For when ticket's punched,
Their brains have been crunched
And left the realm of sagacious.
--- Daniel Ford
After one has been caught cheating.
Monogamy's good,
'Cept in Hollywood,
Where affairs are as common as eating.
--- Darryl
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