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I pity some husbands and wives; FUGACIOUS, you almost could doubt it, "Sic transit gloria", and such; A full gent is one who has eaten FULGENT as Fall foliage is bright, On Halloween Eve, FULGENT form, The ladies all squealed in alarm, Sudden onset is FULMINANT, Will Congress at Bill FULMINATE? Poor hubby, who never could wait FULSOME, who's meaning is shady, As the pols their elected roles play, FUNAMBULISM is hard to learn; Tightrope walking, FUNAMBULISM, That notable foodstuff, the lentil, Frank felt his FUNICULAR phallus A cable or rope FUNICULAR When it comes to travel vehicular, Freddie, with sex never done, Gossipy rumor creates FURPHY. A FURPHY, good work for some slimes, A FURPHY for a gossip drooler, Distinguish betwen 'farther' and 'further,' To distinguish 'twixt further and farther," A prissy young fellow got wed. I'm a bit of a fussbudget, I know. Our Senate is full of fine freaks; The highfalutin' language FUSTIAN, The cruelest of harsh blows of fate, With these words the young bride did FUSTIGATE An old FUSTILUGS didn't care, I'm not slovenly but yes, I'm fat. Dave's FUSTILUGS friend was quite bold, The fat and slovenly FUSTILUGS A hopeless FUTILITARIAN The anti-hero Yossarian FUTILITARIAN friends, I've a few; The social butterfly, GADABOUT, In Hollywood, they start a GADARENE, The headlong rush called GADARENE, When bargains arrive on the scene, Forget where I heard it or read it, Said a beggar whose clothes were of old, Sesquipedalian GADZOOKERY My talk of GADZOOKERY stuff, Respecting the old grey GAFFER, "Lights!", the young GAFFER will shout; Democratic rancor today, Whenever I find that I'm ailin', Roguish romeo, GALLIVANT, Too small a statistical census You don't need a GALLUP POLL Result of a wide GALLUP POLL, Guys GAM when at the beer keg, They speak, now keep this between us, There are those who don't give a damn bit Opening maneuver, GAMBIT, The opening move is a GAMBIT, Some people will just bend your ear I walked up and greeted young Bess; When GAMBIT's an opening line, GAMBIT is an opening move GAMBIT: strategical ploy Foreplay, that pleasant preamble, Sex without any preamble GARDEROBE is wardrobe; Who cares?,
FUGACIOUS is joy in their lives.
Sex once was passionate,
Now they're not havin' it;
A wonder such marriage survives.
--- Gary Hallock
Speeds time so fast as to route it.
It simply won't last,
Flies by just so fast,
FUGACIOUS, fugetaboutit.
--- Chris Papa
Of our time, there's never too much.
FUGACIOUS, life seems,
The stuff of our dreams,
Sweetly gone, as a lover's touch.
--- Chris Papa
And a loser is one who is beaten.
With our FULGENT sun's nova,
We'll all be done over,
Which will terminate all of our bleatin'.
--- Eva Amata
Fiery fresh lovers feel at night;
Slow discovering,
Little covering,
As kisses become taste and bite.
--- Daniel Ford
Appeared in the coed's warm dorm.
With sheet, pumpkin head,
It sought a sweet bed,
'Twas old sexual pervert, our Norm.
--- Chris Papa
Noting the state of his "short arm".
But soon settled in
For grat night of sin,
Succumbing to his ready charm.
--- Chris Papa
The medical sense dominant,
As infection passed
To carbuncle fast,
With gluteal pain assonant.
--- Daniel Ford
Or harsher decree, stern dictate.
Impeach or convict,
Or something less strict,
For crimes that he did perpetrate.
--- Chris Papa
To have premature 'jaculate,
Produced marriage strife,
Caused his soggy wife
Against sex to then FULMINATE.
--- Chris Papa
Turns me to coward most fraidy.
A word I would chose
To otherwise use,
In describing a buxom young lady.
--- Chris Papa
FUNAMBULISM is not their way.
At least legislation,
Their inclination
Is "do-as-I-do, not-as-I-say."
--- Chris Papa
One expects to crash and burn.
So when walking the tightrope,
One must fervently hope
One will make it for another turn.
--- Norm Brust
Describes diplomats caught in schism.
Sometimes their nightmares
Do produce real scares,
And unwakeful noctambulism.
--- Daniel Ford
You eat, not to keep, but for rental.
All that fibre and gas
Will engender, alas,
Upsets which are quite FUNDAMENTAL.
--- Townmouse
Would thrill the young widow, sweet Alice.
But she scanned his staff
And gave a great laugh,
Then dismissed "Pee-wee" with some malice.
--- Chris Papa
For crossing space perpendicular,
Requires big pulleys
And donning woolies
Or heavy coating follicular.
--- Daniel Ford
My least favorite is the FUNICULAR.
Keep me close to the ground
Where I feel safe and sound,
In a bus, car, or train -- I'm not particular.
--- Norm Brust
Favored FUNICULAR fun.
"It's great, you can bet,
'Cause two rides I get,
While just only paying for one."
--- Chris Papa
Much as accounting does incur fee,
But that is the way
That people can say
The law of the world goes by Murphy.
--- Daniel Ford
Who use it for news leak and crimes
Of political type
To candidate hype,
Are headlined in "The L.A. Times."
--- Chris Papa
In the old days was oft steno pooler.
But now with P.C.'s
Such shooting of breeze
Might justly be called "Water cooler."
--- Chris Papa
Please Henry," said teacher, Miss Wurther.
"Well, farther is who
Will shoot all his goo
Before he goes further with murther."
--- Travis Brasell
To Miss Wurther, aid Travis MacArthur,
"I recall how me murther
Said me Farther weren't worth her
Taking time with his dick like a quarther."
--- Hugh Clary
He kept new wife well-clothed and fed.
He cleaning, he'd judge it,
Like crafty fussbudget.
He now sleeps in cold lonely bed.
--- Chris Papa
I prefer everything just so.
I'd hire a maid to keep order
But I cannot afford her,
So I just move the dust to and fro.
--- Norm Brust
Each one in far FUSTIAN speaks,
Which sparkles and glistens,
Though nobody listens,
Quite resigned to oral antiques.
--- Chris Papa
These days may lead someone to bust yon
Politico yawping
In hope of talk stopping,
But adding to growing combustion.
--- Daniel Ford
Are those that arise when one's mate
Says, "I've headache, dear,
So please don't come near.
It's better that you FISTIGATE." [sic]
--- Chris Papa
Her wealthy, decrepit and fusty mate.
"You walk like a gimp,
Your tool's always limp,
And when you sleep, your sound's a rusty gate."
--- Norm brust
If he lacked that suave savoir-faire.
His urgings he'd save,
Then visit friend Dave,
Who was always willing to share.
--- Chris Papa
Hey, you got a problem with that?
I'm not a FUSTILUGS
And I don't use drugs,
And I refrain from online chat.
--- Norm Brust
To dally with creature so cold.
But insentient she
Did not care that he,
Was crusted with sweat and old mold.
--- Elois
This is file iyl
Does spend his days amid musty rugs,
Hoping for Niagara,
Betting on Viagra,
And other similar lusty drugs.
--- Daniel Ford
Found a home with a good Unitarian.
They spent every night
Discussing the right
To end life other than carrion.
--- Daniel Ford
Understood that life's FUTILITARIAN.
The name of this view
Is Catch 22.
To survive, best be a contrarian.
--- Norm Brust
Of most things, they take a dim view.
Though they live at ease,
And think life's a breeze,
They barely work, like me and you.
--- Chris Papa
Is the sort tabloids are glad about.
He zips and he flits
And hardly ever sits
In his ancient flivver, so sad about.
--- Daniel Ford
For anything that is labeled "green".
You can't stuff the geese;
You use Big Mac grease
For powering your limousine.
--- Norm Brust
Describes the path over cliff careens,
That the transformed pigs
As new demon digs
Followed by word of Nazarene.
--- Daniel Ford
They provide just a wild GADARENE.
Like swarming of brides
Who risk limb and hides,
To be first in sale at Filene's.
--- Chris Papa
But some wizened wordsmith once said it.
"GADZOOKERY's quaint,
But useful, it ain't.
We can't have archaic and edit."
--- Gary Hallock
"Prithee spare me some coins of gold?"
I said, "You can't snooker me
With excess GADZOOKERY.
You'll have silver and do as your told."
--- Josh
In our high falutin' rookery
Might possibly mean
Too long it has been
Since the last break in our lack of nookery.
--- Daniel Ford
On the casual listener is tough.
But what do I care?
It does have a flare;
I can never produce quite enough.
--- Chris Papa
We don't snigger at the quaffer,
But it's awfully hard
Guffaws to retard;
Punch lines he mangles, a laugher.
--- Daniel Ford
It is what his job's all about.
But the old GAFFER clings
To what each day brings,
Knowing soon his light will go out.
--- Chris Papa
With hatred of Bush full array,
Stems from deal bad
Of the "hanging chad",
And election which they'd GAINSAY.
--- Chris Papa
My arms open wide to my GALEN.
He fixes my ills,
But then sends the bills,
And rather than pay, out I'm bailin'.
--- Chris Papa
Stays in shape or finds he does pant,
When chasing a skirt
Or riding with quirt,
And has little left for the rant.
--- Daniel Ford
Leaves pundits still sitting on fences.
In fact, on the whole,
The best Gallup Poll
Is mounted knights jousting with lances.
--- Gary Hallock
To tell the GOP's on a roll.
And with Hillary in the gate
To run in 2008
The Dems will dig a deeper hole.
--- Norm Brust
Shows men, women's beauty extol.
Put up with a lot,
To get what they've got,
But are satisfied on the whole.
--- Chris Papa
And will semi-lewd yakking peg,
To some lady fair,
And her pubic hair,
Which tops a swell GAM that's a leg.
--- Chris Papa
Those critters of horny male genus,
Who're quite hormone bound,
Insist heaven's found
Directly at delta of Venus.
--- Chris Papa
For the vegan bleak meatless GAMBIT.
So Jack said, "I'll chew
As carnivores do!"
And into a roast leg of lamb bit.
--- Chris Papa
Leads to move in which I am bit --
Shortly after Pawn's tour,
But you can be sure
Pawn doesn't like it one damn bit.
--- Daniel Ford
Not likely sucessful if rammed it.
So wait for rebuttal
And skewering subtle,
After softly starting with sham bit.
--- Daniel Ford
With stuff you're unwilling to hear.
When they start up their GAMBIT,
I mind it a damn-bit
And flee quickly, showing my rear.
--- Chris Papa
I tried my best GAMBIT, I guess.
I told her just love
'S for me's not enough.
I'm now glad that is off of my chess.
--- Bob Dvorak
Some are of an old vintage fine.
The one linked to bed,
Off top of the head,
Is chestnut: "Your place or mine?"
--- Chris Papa
Where a man his intentions must prove.
With foreplay and fun
And a squeeze on the bun
Is how he gets into the groove.
--- Barrie Eksteen
Which often does naught but annoy.
When courting a cutie,
Men feel it's their duty,
But it may there chances destroy.
--- Gary Hallock
That Gus and Gert got with sex GAMBOL,
Brought gnashing of teeth,
As he would don sheath,
Which slowed their rambunctious ramble.
--- Daniel Ford
Won't get some ready to GAMBOL.
But a matador crude
Was always in the mood
And would shout, "Bring on Goddamn Bull!"
--- Gunjan
The same thing when given French airs.
Private chamber, yipes,
Run there with the 'gripes',
British 'loo', if anyone cares.
--- Chris Papa
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