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The HIEROGLYPHICS that docs' Rx'd, The HIEROPHANT is the chief priest In the boonies I live, HINTERLAND, Young lads in the far HINTERLAND, The inland, rural, or HINTERLAND A buxom belle from HINTERLAND Tagalog, tongue of the Philippines, America's HINTERLAND, "Boonies," To Sally, her sallyport was Mediterranean ladies are cute, The unkempt one who is HIRSUTE, The hair-covered one is HIRSUTE, Sort of person who wears a black suit, I've gone from a auricle clear; HISPID is like a fly's thorax, My son once explained it to me. A hairy, HISTRIONIC hermit, Patients with constipation chronic, One could be a wee bit HISTRIONIC Some screech in a way HISTRIONIC, An etymologist whose name was John, Aging signs, like white hair so HOARY, When Willy grows older and HOARY, The white hairs we think of as hoary, It would my great dignity rob, There was a young fellow named Carr Whenever HOBSON'S CHOICE is the call, Mr Henry Ford had his voice; With new life inside her, no joke, Pursuing the good life eternal, She plied her sex trade infernal, Some whores prefer workshift diurnal The times present-day, HODIERNAL, A slick politician named Brock The common people, HOI POLLOI, To HOISE a few beers, inspired I see that some of you boys On holidays there are real joys Pray tell, what is all of this noise I've heard for a number of years, A HOLOPHRASTIC exclamation, HOLOPHRASTIC expression direct, Quyana, Yup'ik Eskimo word, When told diabetes he'd get, Shebang, all at one, HOLUS-BOLUS, Parental advice, HOLY WRIT, Some conservatives read HOLY WRIT Although it's true Chris should stay Great HOMAGE I send to my wife; In giving tribute we pay HOMAGE, Sunday comics' HOMILIES tactical, A sermon or lecture or HOMILY, HOMOGRAPH words have the same spelling, The lawyer had throat dry and coughy, HOMONYMOUS words are my falling, There once was a sower, anonymous, The thought which at that point dawned on 'im was Homographs, homophones, two, Our law, common folks will allow, A convict in Jail or the HOOSEGOW I'm one of HORATIO ALGER's boys. The feeling of HORRIPILATION With sex and guns as titillation, For HORRIPILATION exquisite, At the sight of large words, my heart thumps, We never have mastered the nerve,
Has many a pharmacist vexed.
The scribble uniform,
Is cuneiform,
Found in secret medical text.
--- Chris Papa
Whose word is law, to say the least,
Which must be obeyed
Always, I'm afraid,
Unless you don't believe in the beast.
--- Daniel Ford
Where every week, a large biker band,
One and all can be seen
Having lunch at the "Bean",
With no hint of assumed contraband.
--- Elois
When 'lots of hot chicks' they demand,
Will cull out the best
From all of the rest
Of the feathery farmyard band.
--- Chris Papa
Is also home to the vintner band
Who make our fine wine
(Well some of it's fine).
And hardy souls who can winter stand.
--- Daniel Ford
Was always in greatest demand;
In worldly ways wise,
She'd ever surprise
With moves most farm girls understand.
--- Chris Papa
Is not well-known here, by any means.
But BOONDOCKS we know
Thanks to GI Joe,
Means HINTERLAND, with pastoral scenes.
--- Norm Brust
Is the home to quite a few loonies.
They play with their guns
And tattoo their buns,
Hypocritically pursuing Moonies.
--- Norm Brust
A HINTERLAND, far from Eros.
So, at his attempt
That port to pre-empt,
Young Sally was pretty damn cross.
--- Nick
Their dark fashing eyes are a beaut;
Their faces sink ships,
Save hair above lips,
And axillae all quite HIRSUTE.
--- Chris Papa
In peat-smoked flannels of Knute,
Will be seen as a grunge,
In need of deep plunge,
And a big fat horse's patoot.
--- Daniel Ford
Takes pains not to appear the brute.
Coifed perfectly so,
Designed to show,
The hairy one as more astute.
--- Chris Papa
Smokes an occasional cheroot,
Drinks single malt neat,
Offers femmes his seat,
And is subject of high tribute.
--- Daniel Ford
The passage of time, I do fear,
Takes hair from my head
And moves it instead,
And leaves me with a HISPID ear.
--- Chris Papa
Bristle-covered as the Lorax,
More like three-day beard
Than hirsute one feared,
Who killed the Kurds with his war axe.
--- Daniel Ford
His profs tore his books with some glee.
Perhaps you have heard
Where we got the word,
Called "historectomy."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Preached without getting a permit.
When off to jail hauled,
Still ranted and bawled,
Till hoarse, he sounded like Kermit. (Ribbit!)
--- Chris Papa
Quail at the words "high colonic."
A soft heart could bleed;
They quail and they plead;
Behavior that's just HISTRIONIC.
--- Joanne
When faced with illness chronic,
And doctors prescibe
"Roll over on side,"
And treat you with a high colonic.
--- Barb
In decibels oft supersonic;
I'd quick fix propose:
To give each of those
A personal, swift, high colonic.
--- Chris Papa
Considered Hither, Thither and Yon.
Hither is to here;
Thither is to there;
And Yon is way off the front lawn.
--- William K Alsop Jr
Mean time has come to enjoy glory,
But those creaking knees
And those canities (white hair at temples)
May come early, if you're a Tory.
--- Daniel Ford
Tales of Oval Office sex story
Will be chipped in stone,
On mountain alone,
Confined to that strange category.
--- Chris Papa
Are signals for oratory.
Though more as from Frost,
Than is Senate lost,
Where speeches often are gory.
--- Daniel Ford
If I were now forced to HOBNOB,
With some cliquish types,
Accustomed to gripes,
Of my ways of dressing like slob.
--- Eva Amata
Who HOBNOBBED with a girl in a bar.
He got quite familiar
But when he said "Will ya?"
She told him "You're going to far."
--- Eva Amata
Whether food or a horse in the stall,
On this you can bet:
The best that you'll get
Is never a choice there at all.
--- Chris Papa
Gave customers a Hobson's Choice;
Buy a car off the rack
And you'll take it in black,
And only at full price invoice.
--- Tim Schwartz
She talked to a priest who then spoke
In a soft gentle voice,
"It's old HOBSON'S CHOICE,
My dear, you must marry the bloke."
--- Elois
But scorning the lifestyle nocturnal,
The woman in red
At noon johns her bed,
Which makes her the choice HODIERNAL.
--- Bob Dvorak
Through the harsh seasons and vernal.
Tight skirted, round heeled,
She serviced the field.
Truly a hard task HODIERNAL.
--- Chris Papa
While others favor the nocturnal.
But when a horny john
Needs to get it on,
He want a ho' whose ass is HODIERNAL.
--- Norm Brust
Call for blogs to stand in for journal.
But their kernal of truth
Put in settings uncouth,
Condemns to infernal eternal.
--- Daniel Ford
This is file isl
Conspired and connived round-the-clock.
And the HOI POLLOI
All thought this old boy
Is concerned with the fleece, not the flock.
--- Observer
Oft mistakenly do employ
The phrase to mean those
On whom is pinned rose
And who dance all night at Savoy.
--- Daniel Ford
Activity, most admired.
Means few elbows bent,
With brew, heaven sent.
No long chains or tackle required.
--- Chris Papa
The inability to HOISE,
The particular part
Down below the heart,
Can be one thing women annoys.
--- Barb
One gets National Embblem to hoise.
And on those long days,
One oft get to raise
A few beers with all of the boys.
--- Chris Papa
About obscure and useless HOISE.
I'll stick with hoist,
Because I heard it foist.
I refuse to give HOISE equipoise.
--- Norm Brust
French ladies hold liquor, my dears,
In a manner quite bold,
Or so I am told.
They do it by grabbing the ears!
--- Chris Papa
One of the harmless, "Damnation,"
Most don't mind a bit,
While others see fit
To blast forth with less moderation.
--- Chris Papa
Not changed by any dialect.
Just saying the
Exclamation "Duh!"
Means, "Stupid! What did you expect?"
--- Sheryl A Lemma
Most pronounceable I have yet heard,
Has meaning of "Thanks";
Put that in word banks,
Holophrastic straight talk, so absurd!
--- Barb
From sodas and stuff that he et,
He, HOLUS-BOLUS,
Drank diet colas,
Along with those hot dogs, you bet!
--- Chris Papa
As icebergs form near the North Polus,
Do yield a surprise
To those nearby eyes,
And sounds explosive hocus pocus.
--- Daniel Ford
Bon mots that are passed to each kit,
Who oft, I suspect,
Though they genuflect,
Do whatever they think that seems fit.
--- Chris Papa
To mean that their's is the only wit
That can know God's mind,
Leaving us to find
Their unclaimed unscented holy shit.
--- Daniel Ford
From metal detectors far away.
We pay HOMAGE to Docs
Who can fix up old crocks
And attempt to keep old age at bay.
--- Barrie Eksteen
The love and true joy of my life.
Especially today,
In my invalid way,
Just days after "getting the knife."
--- Chris Papa
And hope to minimize more damage
To feeling fine fettle,
Though Chris's new metal
May now reduce overall ohmage.
--- Daniel Ford
Easy to get and didactical,
With print humor teach
Rules clergy men preach:
Avoid pain. Be moral. Be practical.
--- Elois
Delivered by head of the fomily,
Is often ignored
By kids who grow bored
And do just the opposite nomily.
--- Gary Hallock
But in different senses are dwelling.
It's mean to insist
The mean must enlist,
Even if ranks you are smelling.
--- Daniel Ford
So he reached for his morning coffee.
Then he drank a toast,
While he chewed his toast,
To his next enormous law fee.
--- Norm Brust
Affront to my quite learned calling.
They muddle my mind.
I frequently find
The result: misspellings appalling.
--- Chris Papa
Who slung seeds in furrows agronimous.
What he thought flax seed
Grew only hemp weed,
The kind perhaps smoked by Hieronymus. (Bosch)
--- Gary Hallock
"Some so'n'so's sold seeds HOMONYMOUS.
I've sewn the wrong weed;
This won't feed my need,"
But still he enjoyed it, sans animus.
--- Gary Hallock
Will both give the devil his due.
My minds a jumble
Just like a bee bumble,
And join in the boggling cue.
--- Chris Papa
To gain wealth by sweat of their brow.
With pols it won't meddle;
Who influence peddle
And never are sent to HOOSEGOW.
--- Chris Papa
Is subject to a frequent goose bow,
That does drive many
To seek route--any--
That will let them be on the loose now!
--- Daniel Ford
As a kid I had no toys.
Though I never read his book,
The idea still took
And today I know the good life's joys.
--- Norm Brust
Can lead to consternation.
In the pubic area
Where folks are hairier,
It can be mistaken of another sensation.
--- Norm Brust
Pop media's got a fixation.
Now nudes and gore
Bring only a snore,
Not exquisite HORRIPILATION.
--- J'Carlin
One needs only again to revisit
The Hitchcock milieu,
Where gore's not in view
And the sex index high, but implicit.
--- J'Carlin
Prepared for liguistic long jumps.
Now HORRIPILATION,
Adds to the sensation,
Bringing on bristly goose bumps.
--- Chris Papa
When offering a guest an HORS D'OEUVRE,
From our dog's bowl steal
His nutritious meal,
And cocktail sauce just add and serve.
--- Chris Papa
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