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Old teachings were all IMMUTABLE, Congressional issues beside, A gent of IMPECCABLE taste She slathered on sun screen, detectable; Fully blocked IMPERFORATE anus, That blocked IMPERFORATE anus, Impervious gal with hard heart The chastity belt was impervious, Impulsive passion IMPETUOUS An IMPETUOUS youth, Handsome Dan, Three wonderful daughters they've got, When a guy meets a girl and he flirts, There were two IMPLACABLE foes; IMPOLITIC, it would appall a tick, French minister, extremely rude, For English food, I'm in no hurry, Slick Willy won't resign so soon, If a sin tax is IMPOST upon me, If tax is IMPOST on our roster, "I'm pregnable," presaged her dress; The opera boss, IMPRESARIO, (full melodic voice)
The surname that was given to me, Sir Winston, well known for wit dark, A guy good at IMPROMPTU wit And though it's like "pearls before swine," She wanted divorce, was the rumor; The Dems will poor Dubya IMPUGN If integrity you would IMPUGN, At times I would like to IMPUGN The members of Congress IMPUGN, The way not to make a girl swoon IMPUISSANCE no more, I'll have power. Commission hearings quite recent, The powerless people IMPUISSANT I hear that we our youth saddle, In both parties it's "Tax and Spend", I had a great taste oportunity The old folks in my community, He thought he'd INALIENABLE right, The practice of droit du seigneur, The blood red pink of INCARNADINE The virtue of brides is complete Mother Nature most certainly vexes Dear ladies' INCARNADINE flow, This is a stanza, a prime example, (incoherent)
Perot chooses Choate as running mate. (incoherent)
There's INCHOATE like those of mine, (incoherent)
I once knew a struggling poet My emerging career as a poet To those with an INCHOATE view INCHOATE, the imperfect form, INCHOATE often gets my goat, (incoherent)
INCHOATE, unfinished, chaotic, Inconsiderate, INCOGITANT, There was an INCOGITANT fool, The sonnets of Willy the Bard, When into the house mailman strode, A lover of parties, Bernardo If you're INCONNU then you're a stranger; It's okay to wear your toupee The old man seemed quite imperturbable-- Congress, INCORRIGIBLE lot, The Bible, INCUNABULUM prime, Our friend Hitler wrote his own book, To investigate we INDAGATE, INDEFEASIBLE things are quite rare,
'Til Copernicus proved quite able
To show that the sun
Is the center of fun;
Spaceships, rockets, now commutable.
--- Gene
This unworthy one should deride.
IMPEACHMENT faction's
Congressional action's
Pain in our collective backside.
--- Daniel Ford
Decided to live life quite chaste.
But one day it seems
Met the girl of his dreams;
Now thinks celibacy is a waste
--- Chris Papa
Wore umbrella-sized hats, unwreckable.
Flaunted skin unblemished.
Said as she was Flemish,
Her skin was, therefore, quite unfreckable.
--- Luana Nemaste
Life incompatible like Janus,
Will bring for and aft
Proctologist's craft,
For space travel, toward Uranus.
--- Daniel Ford
Will make one behave like canis;
It's easily seen
What makes him so mean
And guilty of high crimes heinous.
--- Daniel Ford
Didn't get him to first base from the start.
So on a whim,
He turned to a "HIM"
And played to the hilt the "SHE" part.
--- Barbara Gorman
So he sent for a locksmith quite nevious.
Who fumbled with keys
And then, if you please,
Erupted like old Mt Veservious.
--- Chris Papa
Left unbridled is promiscuous,
And if still unchecked,
Careers will be wrecked;
Body parts will seem deciduous.
--- Daniel Ford
Married the beautiful Anne.
They slept well together,
Were birds of a feather,
Just look what the flirting began.
--- Chris Papa
Two sons-in-law, like 'em or not,
With one bride to go,
I'm sure they'll soon know,
They're next in the grandparents slot.
--- Chris Papa
He may end up with his just desserts.
For a night he's a king,
With IMPETUOUS fling,
Then discovered that love comes in spurts.
--- Observer
In eternal war they were froze.
Each fought to the end,
Unable to mend,
Till both finished with turned up toes.
--- Chris Papa
A flea on a canine to call a tick.
If, in ranking of pest,
You say flea is the best,
Well, that's a sure way you can gall a tick.
--- Jim Drew
Criticized good English food.
Such arrogant schtick
Was IMPOLITIC;
For coming Olympics he's screwed.
--- Chris Papa
Be it London or Leeds or Surrey.
The Brits know the trick;
It may be IMPOLITIC,
But they go for pizza, Mickey D, or some curry.
--- Norm Brust
Instead, will Senate IMPORTUNE,
To cop better plea,
And dance earnestly,
To harsh censorship's giddy tune.
--- Chris Papa
With the things I like no longer free,
I'll have no money for bail
To stay out of jail.
An inmate I surely will be.
--- Barrie Eksteen
The guy who collects it, IMPOSTER.
I wish on his head
A penalty dread;
A real painful case of H. zoster!
--- Chris Papa
Could that in itself, impute "Yes?"
With judo black belt,
She stayed, although svelte,
Impregnable, nevertheless.
--- Nick
With women was a lothario,
So it's no surprise
That they scream of lies
Together in full tessitario.
--- Daniel Ford
"Papa," most inevitably
Will mean, when I'm sure,
My IMPRIMATUR
Amounts to a Papal decree.
--- Chris Papa
His quips repeatedly found their mark;
When questioned, he said,
"Well, to keep on ahead,
I just plan my impromptu remark."
--- Gunjan
Fell flat in a chat with a twit;
His bon mots so swell
Like lead balloons fell
With every dull, "I don't get it."
--- Chris Papa
Or dunking hot dogs in good wine,
Our limericks we send
To who knows what end,
Though surely We think they're divine.
--- Chris Papa
She said he did often IMPUGN her.
He meant not to dis;
The problem was this:
They had not the same sense of humor.
--- Elois
For starting Iraq war to soon.
'Cause they'd rather wait
Until it's too late,
Like when they thought we were immune.
--- Chris Papa
Be sure your arguments are in tune.
For if you neglect
Any facts suspect,
You may be hung on points picaynue.
--- Daniel Ford
The singers of that too trite tune;
"Smoke Gets In Your Eyes",
Just give's me the sighs.
I hope I don't hear it too soon.
--- Harold
Colleagues in that large commune,
While each career grows,
They'll not come to blows,
But sing the sweet hypocrit's tune.
--- Chris Papa
Is to bludgeon with words or IMPUGN
In verse or in prose;
Try, rather, a rose
And the sight of the midsummer moon.
--- Eva Amata
He schemed as he thought of her dower;
Before banns, his jig up;
She insisted, "Pre-nup."
He signed but he rued plan gone sour.
--- Elois
Display government IMPUISSANT,
To terrorist threat,
Unable to get
Intelligence timely or decent.
--- Chris Papa
This is file iql
Consider bullies public nuisance
And would just rather
Regard their blather
With calculated airs insouciant.
--- Daniel Ford
With huge debt helped old pols addle.
While our seniors are hung
And with large taxes stung,
Left up the creek without a paddle.
--- Chris Papa
Neither bunch is the workers' friend.
And it is quite certain
That at your last curtain,
They'll be there to tax in the end.
--- Chris Papa
To eat my fill with IMPUNITY.
Now I carry a pail
Due to stomach travail,
From germs to which I'd no immunity.
--- Elois
Show some remarkable unity.
In school taxes rejecting,
Yet still they're expecting
Grandkids will be raised with IMPUNITY.
--- Chris Papa
Like that practiced on wedding night;
Instead he was stumped,
By "bad headache" trumped.
So he found himself damsel of night.
--- Chris Papa
Was common in dark days of yore,
Before smart DNA's
INALIENABLE gaze,
Could point out who's the dad for sure.
--- Elois
Just might be evidence brigandine
Of the Hannigan's
Teen's shenanigans
Behind steamed windows in car, Nadine.
--- Daniel Ford
Only, in some ethnic street,
If after first night,
There's confirming sight
Of an INCARNADINE sheet.
--- Chris Papa
Relations between the two sexes,
Who battle anon
And feel put upon,
To find out just which the rex is.
--- Chris Papa
Unseen so the gents never know
To stay far away,
And abjure all play,
Though PMS acts often show.
--- Chris Papa
Of a limerick that is nonample.
If you discover one,
INCHOATE for fun,
Just curse, because it is a sample.
--- Larry Falk
Though he may suffer VP's fate.
At least, as we heard,
He turns a good word.
In Econ he's not INCHOATE.
--- Daniel Ford
That end a line without a rhyme.
I get excited
With eight syllables righted,
And forget I need rhyme all the time.
--- Larry Falk
Who tried to rhyme INCHOATE.
The result was a hash;
He broke out in a rash
And his wife said, "Wouldn't you know it!"
--- Norm Brust
Is best described as INCHOATE.
I can do the trick
With a limerick,
But if I tried a sonnet, I'd blow it!
--- Norm Brust
Of ideas that are recent and new,
I'd like to declare
What comes with white hair,
Is state where you don't have a clue.
--- Chris Papa
For some folks, is the thinking norm.
They speak, I do fear,
Without brains "in gear",
And spew forth nonsensical storm.
--- Chris Papa
Implying need for learning rote.
If one would know it,
To become more choate;
Why should the prep school be called Choate?
--- Daniel Ford
Virtual, unreal, abiotic,
Down-market and boring,
The Web leaves me snoring,
Though some people find it hypnotic.
--- Eva Amata
The old fool is quite incognizant
When it comes to others,
For even his brothers,
Find that they just cannot dodge his rants.
--- Daniel Ford
Who lived by his own "Golden Rule".
So to others did
As suited his id,
And thought his bad habits "real cool".
--- Chris Papa
And our rhymes, which most folks discard,
Should bring no surprise.
The great diffence lies
INCOMMENSURABLE by yard.
--- Chris Papa
To drop post for open abode,
The lady was shocked
Since she wan't frocked
And consequently INCOMMODE.
--- Chris Papa
Downed too many drinks and went blotto;
His wife would have yelled,
So him his friends held
A few hours INCOMMUNICADO.
--- Bob Dvorak
The usage implies certain danger.
Could be a new friend
Around the next bend,
Or maybe just a babe in a manger.
--- Eric Seaberg
When you drive a hardtop coupe,
But it's INCONTROVERTIBLE
When you drive a convertible.
Top down, there'll be a bill to pay.
--- Norm Brust
We think that your dog could be curbable.
'Round puddles we schlep,
But it's gross when we step
In whole bolus, INCONTROVERTIBLE.
--- Bob Dvorak
Even with lives on the spot,
Will politics play,
With our Nation's fray?
Always ready for elections hot.
--- Chris Papa
Was written over period of time.
The Koran was later
To provide the hater
With excuse for genocide crime.
--- Chris Papa
So that fledgling Nazis might look
To show what might be
With the recipe,
For millions of Jews they might cook.
--- Chris Papa
A concept that's hard to indicate
When the local gang
Would prefer to hang
Their rivals and their wrongs vindicate.
--- Daniel Ford
Since on Earth, there's little that's fair.
With no hope for cure,
Death, taxes are sure.
Other pledges just vanish in air.
--- Chris Papa
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