As a teenager my score didn't rate; Until recent time or past distant, But now we see men of God INDIAN SUMMER is breaking, Mid-Fall heat of INDIAN SUMMER INDICIA markings often pass INDICIA, a scanner inspects, INDIGENCE, a word with allure, I know of a man who got conned Marriage, INDISSOLUBLE knot? When to better half I note indite, A message to his love he'd write; In "Droit de seigneur," feudal state, In the twenties, the state of INEBRIETY If drunkeness be INEBRIETY, An American lush in Paris, Oui, Oui, vin rouge drunk to satiety When untinkable thoughts filled her head The "F Word" cannot be used here. He spoke of INEFFABLE love, It's better to give him the gate, INELUCTABLE: Word I can't sever It could be a sign of the times; The new bride, hesitant and coy, One can't avoid INELUCTABLE; George Dubya once lived in the sticks Love frantically fanned Frankie's fame; A ravishing tumbler, ingenuous, When rising to a turgid state, Poor Dave, social outcast, would wait, His fawning might work, I suppose, Young male and female combination Malevolence is INIMICAL
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The blow to a man's INION (bump on back of skull)
When INION produces a doldrum, (bump on back of skull)
You can always tell a greenhorn, There was an INSOUCIANT fille, An INSOUCIANT GIRL called Myrt Chairman of the Federal Reserve, (no anxiety)
There was an INSOUCIANT Doc, (no anxiety)
Those you describe as INSOUCIANT (no anxiety)
Since U.S. INSTAURATION, INSUPERABLE or so it seems, In caring for friends, Dub's INSUPERABLE, To your INTEGUMENT, or hide Protecting skin, INTEGUMENT, INTEGUMENT, long word for skin, So when outside in this heat, Eskimos INTENERATE fur, INTENERATE is what Inupiat do INTERCOSTAL takes a ribbing, 'Twixt ribs INTERCOSTAL resides, Each day these new words out you crank, Internal conflicts INTERNECINE Guys think that to inter pole is great, Inserting sense of INTERPOLATE When question mark seems just to flat, INTERSTICE of men's interests, I once knew a sodden detective, I am now bemused and reflective; The f-word's become one big yawn Against Gore they are inveighing, As he paused, his life to assess, An INVETERATE rake that I knew Bill thought perks of office were great. I think one has to think straight Therefore, here's my advice:
Girls avoided my hook but ate my bait.
So INDEHISCENT
Is reminiscent
Of the ice queens I used to date.
--- Norm Brust
Priests weren't thought indehiscent.
From old times till near,
Celibacy clear,
Has been at best inconsistent.
--- Chris Papa
Have acted with a wink and a nod,
To diddle the dames,
Or play at sad games,
That are both illegal and odd.
--- Chris Papa
At time when I'm knee deep in raking,
And ready to grasp
The summer's last gasp,
Knowing soon it'll be snow-flaking.
--- Chris Papa
Does tease when Winter's up-and-comer.
So don't you neglect
You pipes to inspect,
Or in February need a good plumber.
--- Daniel Ford
For postage stamps by office brass;
Use by mailers bulk
Has brought me to sulk:
Practice isn't really first class.
--- Daniel Ford
Need for right postage corrects,
I think It might say,
In a fancy way,
Italian wording for "index".
--- Chris Papa
Genteel way to describe the "poor".
It leads some to say
In a poetic way,
That INDUSTRY's the only cure.
--- Chris Papa
Into an INDISSOLUBLE bong,
With a real good looker.
But alas, she's a hooker,
With the intellect of your typical blonde.
--- Norm Brust
That's hardly the state that we've got.
Instead serial weddings
Or serial beddings,
Are what today's folk think is hot.
--- Chris Papa
My penmanship, spouse calls "a sight".
"Looks like tracks of a tern,
Meanings I can't discern,
But you write like a good doctor might."
--- Elois
A poem he thought he'd INDITE.
It's torrid hot text
Was quite oversexed,
And more than a bit impolite.
--- Chris Papa
The Lord would get chance to play mate
In his old bed room,
Instead of the groom,
Whose wife he'd INDOCTRINATE.
--- Chris Papa
Was the hallmark of high society.
Then came the repeal
Along with New Deal,
And Depression, all cause for sobriety.
--- Norm Brust
As say the masters of our piety,
They let us all watch
Our intake of Scotch:
A wee dram of every variety.
--- Daniel Ford
In constant INEBRIETY,
"J'aime plus du rouge vin,
Et bouve all I can.
The result, I make lots of oui, oui!"
--- Chris Papa
Will certainly outrage society.
But 'tis good for the heart
And provides a good start
For enjoying a night's inebriety.
--- J'Carlin
Just as she was dozing in bed,
She got quite a fright,
Sat up, turned on the light,
And "F. the INEFFABLE!" said.
--- Eva Amata
On this point, friend Dan is quite clear.
Though it shackles my wit,
I will have to submit,
My INEFFABLE thoughts are sincere.
--- Norm Brust
And swore to the heavens above,
The girl he would marry,
But he didn't tarry
At altar, when push came to shove.
--- Chris Papa
When groom to the wedding is late,
Without an excuse.
Since further abuse
Seems bride's INELUCTABLE fate.
--- Chris Papa
From book, which if read, takes forever:
James Joyce's Ulysses
Is not read by sissies.
If you do, you can't help feeling clever.
--- Elois
To know I'd give nickels and dimes;
That male members seem
To pop up on this team,
INELUCTABLE part of the rhymes.
--- Esther
Suprised at the size of spouse's "toy",
Took a cautious tack,
But soon settled back.
Result: INELUCTABLE joy!
--- Chris Papa
Momentum's indestructible,
So make best of hope
When knotting your rope;
Remember costs are deductible.
--- Daniel Ford
Of Texas, where some of the hicks
To make a word stronger
Or maybe just longer,
Syllables extra would INFIX.
--- J'Carlin
Johnny was her boyfriend's name.
Affair was star-crossed,
In jail she was tossed,
This trusting INGENUOUS dame.
--- Chris Papa
Began a program quite strenuous,
But found, on the beam,
That a key costume seam
Found its grip on integrity tenuous.
--- Jim Drew
Dave sought not to INGRATIATE
Himself with warm dame,
He played the old game
Returning to his stone-cold mate.
--- Chris Papa
In bars, to INGRATIATE
Himself to a lass,
But his manner crass,
Left him to his lonely fate.
--- Chris Papa
Except, when in young Love's throes,
Grin he'd not erase,
Nor look at girl's face,
Admiring and ogling at THOSE.
--- Chris Papa
Starts out as a simple flirtation,
But then comes the marriage,
And then baby carriage...
An INIMICAL situation!
--- Observer
To our long friendships alchymical.
We turn lead into gold
Before dead or old,
Searching for rhymes homonymical.
--- Daniel Ford
Produces stars lit up on neon.
But the whole effect,
Unconscious direct,
He's out for the rest of the eon.
--- Daniel Ford
Recall life is but a conundrum.
What results is but inium
When from conominium
We peel off the pro-tective condom.
--- Naz Simonelli
Because now and than an inkhorn
Term creeps into speech.
And you just can't teach
Him to talk just like the nativeborn.
--- Esther
As Gallic as Gallic could be.
When fed some foie gras,
She'd coche avec moi,
With wild, wanton, wailing, "Oui, oui!"
--- Chris Papa
Was sort of petite and quite pert.
She met with a fellow,
Phlegmatic but mellow,
So love came and went in a spurt.
--- Barb
Was INSOUCIANT: Steady nerve.
Change the interest rate,
Economy's fate;
Just take a Valium for verve.
--- Larry Falk
Who operated 'round the clock.
It bothered him not,
If a patient death caught,
He'd just take more Valium and walk.
--- Larry Falk
Are, perhaps, merely inscrutiant,
With good understanding
Of how life's demanding,
Hewing to precepts Confuciant.
--- Daniel Ford
Legislators of the Nation,
Have struggled to heed
The wise founder's creed,
Besotted with perks of their station.
--- Chris Papa
It's always been one of my dreams
To make Donald Trump
Look like a sad chump,
For going broke backing my schemes.
--- Frank
As long as his care is recoupable,
In campaign fund bills
To cure image ills,
And when with the rich they are groupable.
--- J'Carlin
Proper cover should be applied.
Lest your internals
Become infernals,
Keep them watered from the inside.
--- Darryl
Staves off those microbes virulent.
Keeps insides in, no doubt,
As well as outsides out,
Until in death to dregs you went.
--- Chris Papa
Such as your body's wrapped in,
Gone, it loses,
Important juices,
And battles your body can't win.
--- Chris Papa
By sweating, your skin will excrete
Plenty of water.
So you should just ought'er
Grab two pints and put up your feet.
--- Darryl
To ward off the harsh Arctic brrr,
On skin underneath.
Its hard on their teeth,
And smiles that the dentists prefer.
--- Chris Papa
To make a mukluk (that's a shoe).
That hide that's so tough,
They chew it enough
So it can be stitched with sinew.
--- Barb
As the pleura it is cribbing;
That space does tickle,
If she's not fickle
Or given to stone-faced fibbing.
--- Daniel Ford
No place that is subject to tides,
Of friends I am boastal,
Who live INTERCOASTAL,
And take me on fishing boat rides.
--- Chris Papa
And usually for them, you I'll thank.
But I'm thinking "Good Grief!"
What is this "INTERLEAF?"
I'm sorry; I'm drawing a blank.
--- Gary Hallock
Oft have consequences unforeseen;
A tattered nation
In conflagration,
As seen after kerosened Essenes.
--- Daniel Ford
Their way to INTERPOLATE;
Between the soft thighs
When lady gets rise
From tool and is ready to mate.
--- Chris Papa
With which new meanings intercalate,
In science more often
Some values do soften,
And in-between to EXTRAPOLATE.
--- Daniel Ford
Then add an INTERROBANG fat,
And emphasis lend,
To your sentence end.
It works! Now, how about that?!
--- Chris Papa
Resides in the cleft 'tween the breasts,
Of their lady fair,
Though delta gains share
Of such voyeuristic contests.
--- Chris Papa
Who wanted a fresh new perspective.
He went to the slums
To hang with the bums,
And learned some new forms of INVECTIVE.
--- Eric I Seaberg
Unamused as I search for directive
For brain cells to blend
Toward a sumptious end,
In search of a brand new invective.
--- Luana Nemaste
And so overused, it's time to move on.
When was it we heard
A new dirty word.
Hey Invective, it's high time to spawn!
--- Luana Nemaste
E-mail with Gore's lies they're weighing.
Dirty GOP
Using tricks you see;
Effective game they are playing.
--- Larry
He concluded 'twas mostly a mess.
He had tried to better it
But had habits INVETERATE
Were too tempting, he had to confess.
--- Norm Brust
Thought chasing gals the thing to do,
But got it in spades
For his escapades,
And has S.T.D.'s quite a few.
--- Chris Papa
Pizzas to INVIGLIATE,
Delivered en thong,
With a siren song,
From intern who other things ate.
--- Chris Papa
And be quite INVIGLIATE,
Else you have no assurance
When you deal with insurance,
That your premiums are up to date!
--- Barb
I think 'twould be very nice
If they'd cut the red tape;
We would all be agape!
Legalese could be read in a trice.
--- Barb