Witholding herself as a grudge meant Unhalting force is the JUGGERNAUT, I asked if she wanted a hug or not? The most charming fetish, a JUJU, JEJUNE is not for a winner, You've heard tale about the blind men, Who eats a soup called JULIENNE? Of classic beauties JUNOESQUE, The distaff contingent we vex A fellow should never berate If you would just give her a chance, The cabal has become the JUNTO On Retin-A bathing I'm bent, Growing more youthful, JUVENESCENT, A senior who felt obsolescent, In this age of sound bytes on TV's Mankind has never been wise, For Greek KALENDS substitute "never". Parts just in time, production KANBAN, After months in a far outback fort, The phrase one might use is, "Aw, shoot," Have your morsels of hope gone KAPUT? When braking he used heavy foot; He knew romance might be KAPUT (Up with which we cannot put)
There once was a lady quite fair; Alas, the poor lady found out Aura and destiny make KARMA. Good KARMA, we all wish for some. Underground limestone erodes to KARST, Geologists often have found Cacophony of KATZENJAMMER His night seranading, a clamor, The KLIEGLS lost out to elision
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There once was a fellow nameed Ben; Don't slip as you're leaving the pen; I hardly can recognize when Wide-ranging understanding is Ken, Words with figurative sunning, When we perceive KERF inflation The saw-cut is the fellows KERF KERFUFFLE, I have to admit, A woman who swims in the buff'll Her marriage's many KERFUFFLES KERYGMA, a word I just learned, A KIBITZER, as we often see, The KIBITZER's face is a "tell" Commentary from a KIBITZER In self-destructing, KILKENNY CATS Do you really ken KILKENNY CATS? Those misguided KILKENNY CATS, Sure it helps if your new son-in-law Amusement rides use the KINETIC Those dynamic motions KINETIC, KIPPERS from herring, not bass, That old item bought on an 'itch', There once was a fellow named Fitch "Kiss Me Kate" music is oft called KITSCH, Fashionable tchochkes may become KITSCH, KLEENEX, face tissue cohesive, Disposable though, by design, Disposable word, I suppose, Most men, since original Fall, The light that we now call as Klieg'll I can't resist an off-color gag, Her mascara drooped in dark fold, A jury-rigged solution, a KLUDGE, Cobbled together is the KLUDGE, (system with illmatched components)
That even with her better JUDGMENT,
She'd let hubby stray
To fields far away,
Which then tangle in legal sludge meant.
--- Chris Papa
The image of which is overwrought.
So kids are afeared
Of a man with the beard,
Who flies through night like an astronaut.
--- Daniel Ford
She told me she'd rather I'd bug her not.
But my strong libido,
Knows just what I need. Oh!
The damn thing is just like a JUGGERNAUT.
--- Gary Hallock
Is cherished by people of Voodoo,
Whose lives it does guide
Through magic inside,
Without frills, flamboyance or froufrou.
--- Daniel Ford
Something sore lacking, and thinner,
Deciding to make,
Instead of a steak,
The tooth pick the focus of dinner.
--- Chris Papa
All fed veggie strips JULIENNE.
The fiber confetti,
They thought was spaghetti,
That needed recooking, again.
--- Chris Papa
The guys Arnold calls "girlie-men".
Real men eat minestrone
Or sandwich of baloney
And they grill a kielbasa now and then.
--- Norm Brust
There is a vigor rubenesque.
Though lost for a while,
It's now regaining style,
Not merely some flashy burlesque.
--- Daniel Ford
Without rhymes about full-figured sex.
But could they make funny,
A stud with no money
And flabby and ill-defined pecs?
--- J'Carlin
A JUNOESQUE woman with weight.
Though she may be wide,
You'll damage her pride
And harm her emotional state.
--- Observer
She might be real good at romance.
Love her for her brain,
Forget the weight gain,
And never laugh at her expanse!
--- Observer
Who can conspire wherever they go
And do what they wish
Whenever they fish
Comparing stories and tales of woe.
--- Daniel Ford
All will be JUVENESCENT,
Scenario played;
The wrinkles will fade,
All ready for lechers descent.
--- Chris Papa
A marvelous antidepressant,
Brings, nevertheless,
Great strain and duress
To Dorian's image candescent.
--- Daniel Ford
Dyed her hair a bright iridescent.
She said, "It beguiles,
And elicits smiles,
And makes me feel so JUVENESCENT!"
--- Observer
Politics, enmeshed in the disease
Of huge bucks to get in
The political swim;
The result is KAKISTOCRACIES.
--- J'Carlin
Prefering to cover its eyes.
Even the democracies
Are KAKISTOCRACIES,
Run by the very wrong guys.
--- Chris Papa
Beyond that don't try to be clever.
When his emotions stand still,
Just give him the chill
And tell him, "'Twill be hardly ever!"
--- Barb
As "I Love Lucy" making bon bons,
No time to be chuffed,
The candy was stuffed
In places insecure from Don Juan.
--- Daniel Ford
Aussies were good for a last resort.
They judged the women
Who were there swimmin'
And would even a kangaroo court.
--- Daniel Ford
When best of laid dreams won't take root,
And schemes that you've planned
Are well out of hand,
And morsels of hope go KAPUT.
--- Chris Papa
Has the angel of your dreams fallen mute?
Don't give up, my friend;
Fight it out till the end;
Treat obstacles with a swing of your boot.
--- Avi
Result: a collision and soot.
The "Yugo" just broke
And went up in smoke,
With warranty gone, just KAPUT.
--- Chris Papa
When he came and she kept the door shut.
Their love she renounced;
Her lover got trounced.
A literal pain in the butt!
--- Norm Brust
Her passion and dreams had a flair
For romance and fun
With her specical one,
And life was what she had to share.
--- Maggie
That some don't know what it's about.
The love of her life
Caused tears, pain and strife;
That love went KAPUT, there's no doubt!
--- Maggie
To preserve good, you really can't harm a
Flea, cow, or donkey,
And sing mostly on key,
As befits a Barber of Parma.
--- Daniel Ford
Of happiness, each wants a crumb
Of what we all need.
Although, soon to greed
Most fallible humans succumb.
--- Chris Papa
Elements of which spelunkers parsed
Into mammoth caves,
Adventruous braves,
Whom accidents have now rather sparsed.
--- Daniel Ford
Their work with some peril is bound.
For those that don't know,
The structure below,
Like KARST from a hole in the ground.
--- Chris Papa
Made by rowdy boys, that's a damner;
But there's no forestalling
The loud caterwauling
Accompanying thumb splats from hammer.
--- Daniel Ford
Much booze, then a real KATZENJAMMER.
When neighbors raised stench,
Brought him to the bench,
Resulting in week in "the slammer."
--- Chris Papa
In the public ear's lack of precision,
Wherein they won't spell out,
Rather kick the L out,
In classic mondegreen revision.
--- Daniel Ford
Good manners were outside his KEN!
He'd shove in your face
Uninvited embrace;
As for stopping, he didn't know when.
--- Eva Amata
A ram will attack you and then,
For self you must fend
To save your rear end
From creature whose motives you ken.
--- Elois
The years have brought much to my KEN.
Such marvelous things,
A rich long life brings,
Must pause to give thanks, now and then.
--- Chris Papa
Required for readers of all this then;
We've gone from the vulgar
To foie gras Bulgar;
What may be missing now is cayenne.
--- Daniel Ford
Exchange noun for catch-phrase-running.
KENNING's an act
From wordsmith exact,
Requires a great deal of cunning.
--- Chris Papa
In fingers from saw's gyration,
The resulting scream
Will justify seem
And might be called perf oration
--- Daniel Ford
Prior to dropping trees to the turf;
If no contra-notch,
The felling will botch,
And the fellow ends up as a smurf.
--- Daniel Ford
I don't use, 'cause I'm not a Brit,
But "donnybrook" see,
Is alright with me,
Since it teems with broad Irish wit.
--- Chris Papa
Cause many a mighty KERFUFFLE.
As all the boys seek
To get a good peek,
There's liable to be quite a scuffle.
--- Norm Brust
Brought Mrs to crying and snuffles.
Till finally one day
She just had to say,
"I'm packing my bags and my duffels!"
--- Daniel Ford
All through my lifetime, just spurned.
As far as I tell,
I'll just go to Hell,
And there get my poor rear end burned.
--- Chris Papa
Is there to give out advice free.
Obnoxious and rude,
And wont to intrude;
Also known as an old "butt-in-ski."
--- Chris Papa
As good poker players know well.
As the other guy's hand
Gets naively scanned,
The tell is as loud as a bell.
--- Norm Brust
Ain't likely to stop, I admit, sir.
We can hope, perhaps,
What with her bad raps,
No judge on earth ever acquits her.
--- Daniel Ford
Forego any diplomatic chats,
Caterwauling lyric
In battles pyrrhic,
That leaves them each a mere pile of fats.
--- Daniel Ford
Each other they take down on mats,
And it's no surprise
That neither will rise,
Like GOP and Democrats.
--- Chris Papa
Instead of chasing mice and rats,
They fight each other,
Brother 'gainst brother --
Reminds me of some African brass hats.
--- Norm Brust
Is a dreamboat without any flaw.
But no matter what,
I've sworn out to butt
From all matters 'tween him and his squaw.
--- Esther
To stimulate riders frenetic.
And when at their best,
Are a real good test,
Of properties we call emetic.
--- Chris Papa
Made smoothly by dancers esthetic,
Are pleasant to eye
And I don't know why,
They leave me feeling copacetic.
--- Daniel Ford
Were good for each laddie and lass.
But that was back when;
They're now into Zen,
And not smoking fish, smoking "grass."
--- Chris Papa
Though ugly and obvious KITSCH,
Is kept on display
In hope that it may
In years make us all very rich.
--- Chris Papa
Who thought lawn gnomes had a look rich.
But note his chagrin
When his neighbors dropped in
And said, "Gnomes ain't rich, Fitch, they're KITSCH."
--- Norm Brust
Appealing as it does to low pitch
People of hoi-polloi,
But even snobs enjoy
Lively repartee without a twitch.
--- Daniel Ford
But often there's an unexplaianed hitch;
Characters ugly
(We are told smugly)
Though valuable, belong in the ditch.
--- Daniel Ford
Is a great runny-nose policive,
But comes all apart
Right there at the start
Of a blow that's not fully sneezive.
--- Daniel Ford
(At least I throw away mine)
In Scotland, I've heard
Of a practice absurd,
You'll find them out on the clothes line!
--- Chris Papa
KLEENEX maybe means one of those,
But in my mind's eye,
It does signify,
Something for blowing your nose.
--- Chris Papa
Have answered to Greed's raucous call,
No matter who rules,
They live off us fools,
KLEPTOCRACY sways over all.
--- Chris Papa
One day be spelled in way legal,
Acknowledge the fame,
To get right the name,
And bathe brothers in such light regal.
--- Chris Papa
So here's KLUDGE defined by a wag:
According to this wit,
It's six pounds of shit
Poured into a five-pound bag.
--- Norm Brust
With lipstick spashed on in red bold.
And cheeks patched with rouge,
He beauty a KLUDGE
Of covers that Woolworth had sold.
--- Chris Papa
Appears often designed by a stooge.
Despite all its quirks,
The goofy thing works;
The pride of Rube Goldberg is huge.
--- Daniel Ford
And sometimes the mismatch won't budge.
So call in consultants
For proper resultants,
And please don't be holding a grudge.
--- Daniel Ford