"If the shoe fits, wear it." you've heard; Companies are touting Direct Dial In the womb even when we're pre-natal, The DREIDEL, a four-sided top, There are some who think Teddy is great; My foreman just called me a twit. If I could have had my DRUTHERS When "I'd rather" becomes "My DRUTHERS," Just listen to sweet Ann' Nicole, When guys act the way that they must, The peddler of baubles, a DUFFER, Con dolcezza mean "play it nice". They say Love speaks in DULCET tones, A statement of fact you may quote, Spotted, piebald, chestnut, and bay are A debauched you man on the run, Tanned to extreme is color DUN, With fishing lure call the BlueDUN This could be our lucky day, Grace, I fear you must brace yourself, Muller, DUNDREARIES, much hair on the face, Sideburns far down the jaw, DUNDREARIES, DUNKIRK's emergency extrication A cave-dwelling hermit would lurk, DUNKIRK evokes sadness and pride; When creditors come DUNNING, Though "Old Norm" is surely no prude, I once had a quite horny cousin, Many a DUPLICITOUS scheme In Law it's considered felicitious, Pointed deception, DUPLICITOUS, When all the hamburger's become wurst, Going DUTCH, means having to share
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With diaphragm rather than pill, My old girlfriend would never go DUTCH. When young, I'd not date very much, You may not have known there was such "Hey buddy, please lend me your ear." The meddling whisperer is EARWIG, Do you know what lobbyists do? Northern Ireland with trepidation Christianity from Jews arose The roof overhang we call eaves, The purpose of my houses's EAVES This story you'll think is absurd, An EBRIOUS Senator old EBULLIENT means bubbling with joy; Illegal aliens sure sprout ECDEMIC certainly depicts Hey! They came just to see all the sights, On walkway a new plant appeared; In new ground established, ECESIS, The crabgrass appears on my lawn As you wait in rear ECHELON ranks, Each ECHELON rung of a ladder PUSILLANIMOUS and with spirit wan, The men "in the van," woe-begone, In various styles so ECLECTIC, Folks viewing our household hectic, Our hunger for oil, EDACIOUS, An old man with an appetite EDACIOUS, Insatiable eater EDACIOUS There once lived an old Scot mendacious, The professor sought to EDIFY In order to not be remiss, The shrew to soften, EDULCORATE,
Witty turns of the phrase with a bird.
Sees Foo above deck,
Where covered with DRECK,
One's life, no doubt, goes undeterred.
--- Daniel Ford
As calling tool for needs erectile.
Though pictures obscene,
Pornographic scene,
Might better be called only DRECK Dial.
--- Daniel Ford
Our future is set, like the DREIDEL.
We each get one spin
But once we begin,
We know the results will be fatal.
--- Gary Hallock
Is the tool for fate-playing hop.
Much like spinning bottles,
It teeters and tottles,
Till by chance it falls there, kerplop.
--- Daniel Ford
That blob from the great Northeast state.
But then there are others
Given their DRUTHERS,
Who view him as degenerate.
--- Chris Papa
His behavior as boss isn't fit.
This job really stinks;
I'm up for some drinks.
If I had any DRUTHERS, I'd quit.
--- Bob Dvorak
I would have had older brothers
To give me advice
About finding some vice,
But the only advice was my mother's.
--- Norm Brust
The slathered speech spoken by Southers
Creeps into usage
As quaint abusage,
Of the Queen's English of our mothers.
--- Daniel Ford
Quite zoftig is she on the whole.
But her awful tongue
Sure sets her among
The Sternbergs, just out of control.
--- Chris Papa
Enamoured of some lady's bust,
They get buxom blonde,
And nothing beyond.
Her output is all DRYASDUST.
--- Chris Papa
Had success, quintessential bluffer,
Who nevertheless
Found himself in a mess
Because he was a diverse muffer.
--- Daniel Ford
Which inspired old Mrs Rice
To name her daughter
But I think she ought a
Have used DULCET, a simpler device.
--- Norm Brust
But when sex its urgency loans
To a coupling pair,
I think that it's fair
To state that Love oft speaks in groans.
--- Chris Papa
That with cough, I usually vote,
In manner unfickle,
To treat sore and tickle,
with DEMULCENT lozenge for throat.
--- Chris Papa
Charming names for horse, howe'er
Dull name is DUN
Takes all the fun
From working out what color hair.
--- Nancy
Screwed everything under the sun.
When married one day,
Just up, ran away.
Mad wife, cooked him, overDUN.
--- Chris Papa
Which skin Docs caution everyone:
Full in the sun burn,
You're done to a turn;
In time you're sure to be undone.
--- Daniel Ford
Poor trout doesn't have much fun.
With just one small bite,
Time for fight and flight --
He'd much rather just bask in the sun.
--- Sue
For I've staked all our cash on this race.
I'll make you my spouse,
And buy a big house,
When the DUN horse comes off in first place.
--- Townmouse
For our future will likely be duller.
It isn't our DUN
Which appears to have won --
It's a horse of a different color.
--- Townmouse
As seen in past times, other place,
Made Elvis seem clean,
As well as Judge Bean,
Put General Burnside in his place.
--- Chris Papa
These days would garner many queries,
For such mutton chops
May be seen on cops
In some off-the-wall TV series.
--- Daniel Ford
Relieved a rather dire situation.
The saving of troops
By fishers and sloops,
Stands tall in the mind of the nation.
--- Daniel Ford
Near where ladies passed by to work.
He'd flash with his frock,
Provoking great shock,
And exit quite a la DUNKIRK.
--- Chris Papa
Emotions we have to abide.
May there be no more
Dunkirks as before,
No matter the cause or the side.
--- Elois
They try to be clever and cunning.
But to every disguise,
Poor debtors are wise --
And very soon off and running.
--- Sue
Once in twelve years he is quite lewd.
DUODECENNIAL
His attempt, any'll
Fit schedule for when he gets screwed.
--- Chris Papa
Who screwed all of his sisters, a dozen.
His DUODECIMAL labors
Became known to the neighbors,
And set the whole town a-buzzin'.
--- Norm Brust
Just starts off as a lover's dream
To make some money,
So he can take honey
For more that just soft ice cream.
--- Darryl
To speak in a manner DUPLICITIOUS.
If we couldn't lie,
We'd never get by;
In prison you'd all have to visit us.
--- Chris Papa
As some marketeers solicit us,
Is the practice sort
Which ought to be tort
For those lawyers so solicitous.
--- Daniel Ford
The sausage will demand that my thirst
Be quenched by some beer,
From wenches so dear,
And daring to do all they durst.
--- Daniel Ford
The cost in a way that seems fair.
Though when on a date,
You don't get to mate,
And must to your own means repair.
--- Chris Papa
Susanna surrendered to Will.
With this, inasmuch,
She thought she'd gone dutch,
But he just meant splitting the bill.
--- Nick
She was stuffy and didn't care much
For a boy who'd not pay.
She was oft heard to say,
"You can look but you mustn't touch."
--- Norm Brust
But never went dutch, not as such;
But If I would touch
A gal very much,
I'd get myself quickly in dutch.
--- Gary Hallock
A thing as an auction called Dutch.
And if you don't see
That backwards it be,
You'll win but you'll sure pay too much.
--- Gary Hallock
Hear this and you maybe should fear
That what EARWIGS said
Might go to your head,
So first have them buy you a beer.
--- Gary Hallock
A vigilant pest who is here big,
Butting bugs in the ear
'Bout what we should hear,
And never paying for a beer swig.
--- Daniel Ford
In legislatures they're quite a few.
And on the laws big,
They try to EARWIG
Pol, as voters can't seem to do.
--- Chris Papa
Greets another step as a nation.
With hope eternal
That lads infernal
Won't keep trying for subjugation.
--- Daniel Ford
To emphasize God's grace for those
Who reflect the love
As given above,
For they will surely in peace repose.
--- Daniel Ford
If wide enough, you will find relieves
The wall-washing rain,
But the mildew stain,
So often the poor homeowner grieves.
--- Daniel Ford
Is to clog up with many years leaves.
A nice place for nest
Of a hornet pest,
Who owns the whole place, it believes.
--- Chris Papa
Like one that is told by small bird.
A large roof's outcropping
May soon be eaves dropping,
At least that's what I overheard.
--- Gary Hallock
Ran through a stop sign, we've been told.
His car, a ram striker
Of innocent biker;
A well-earned jail term may unfold.
--- Chris Papa
Nice, but too much can annoy.
Enough is OK,
But bubble all day,
They'll lithium, on you employ.
--- Chris Papa
Like ECDEMIC disease that's about,
While our INS creeps
And the Bureau sleeps,
Unable to find and throw out.
--- Chris Papa
All those touristy traveling hicks,
Who look for Aurora
Amd with anger will gore ya,
When you tell them, "In summer it's nix!"
--- Barb
And it's your fault that those lights
Are not on display,
During long summer day
In Alaska. Ignorance reaches new heights!
--- Barb
It wasn't one planted and reared.
Dan explained ECESIS,
Since doctoral thesis
Made him damned smart, I'm afeared.
--- Chris Papa
Reinforces Charles Darwin's thesis.
That the intruder's gain
May cause incumbent pain.
They all flourish without emesis.
--- DAniel Ford
As reliably as the dawn.
The ECESIS I once fought,
Sod and seed I bought,
But now I just greet it with a yawn.
--- Norm Brust
Away from the mortars and tanks,
I'll be by your side.
I have nothing to hide.
Offered chance to show guts said, "No thanks."
--- Phil Kinay
Is easily scaled as a matter
Of course. If you step
With much verve and pep,
Which thin folks do quicker than fatter.
--- Gary Hallock
The guys in the rear ECHELON
Stayed away from the fray
And avoided D-day,
And did not help to liberate Caen.
--- Norm Brust
Doomed troopers of muscle and brawn,
So I'd rather be
Just waiting safely
With those in the rear ECHELON.
--- Chris Papa
We craft our verse in lines electric
To challenge readers
Beyond mere feeders
Into a daily dialectic.
--- Daniel Ford
Might soon become apoplectic,
For on the walls viewed,
While nothing is lewd,
It's art that's obscure and ECLECTIC.
--- Chris Papa
Drives Big Oil's exploits, rapacious.
Nigh's the day
The Piper we pay.
Still, our room for denial's capacious.
--- Phil Kinay
Was possessed of a waistband quite spacious.
'Twas most due, may hap,
To a wife who would cap
Off each meal with desserts most bodacious.
--- Bob Dvorak
Will soon pass beyond mere curvaceous
To increasingly fat.
But I woudn't say that,
For with my girth, it seems ingracious.
--- Daniel Ford
The laird of a manor quite spacious.
Though he had the dough,
He eschewed the "ho",
But for haggis he was EDACIOUS.
--- Chris Papa
A fair student, and, while at it, try
To further his chance
To get in her pants,
But bold moves she'd bravely deny.
--- Chris Papa
We must build a moral edifice.
So together we ply
Sinners to EDIFY.
Do you really believe any of this?
--- Norm Brust
May require some plans elaborate
To sweeten the sour,
The demeanor dour,
And tendency to expectorate.
--- Daniel Ford