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When run out of town on EXCURSION, Detestable is EXECRABLE, Katrina, that bad hurricane, EXECRABLE deeds do I see, I once saw a graffito obscene, She wed a quite EXECRABLE guy Without sex to EXHILARATE, As Bill's affairs proliferated The male of the species indigenous Scanty apparel EXIGUOUS When meager cover EXIGUOUS Britney Spears in her clothing exiguous, The EXIGUOUS dress that she wore, The EXIGUOUSLY clad young gal There once was a royal randy Rex, Excellent things are EXIMIOUS. Exonym example? My home With enthusiastic booster like you, Helvitia is home to the Swiss. There are those with much on their plate, Expounding at length, EXPATIATE, A gentleman tipsy and tight, Atoning for misdeeds, EXPIATE, My wife oft starts dinner late, Off the cuff, EXTEMPORANEOUS An EXTEMPORANEOUS wit Surely it's plain for all that will see In the Senate, there isn't surprise, If state must felon EXTRADITE, A criminal sent on his way, "No longer am I running free; Phillipine EXTRADITION tracks on, There once was a doctor cutaneous, What's EXTRINSIC's not inherent, EXTRINSIC means, comes from outside, Jocular verses, FACETIOUS, A fine funny fellow named Fred Oh poor tyro, FACETIOUS Fred, A guy with a swell line and FACILE, FACINOROUS folks do bad deeds; Said Mr Hatfield to the McCoys, A phoney with FACTITIOUS mien, Please lose that phony crabmeat, FACTITIOUS, Too bad that our pols can't avoid There once was a faker FACTOTUM, FAINEANT Fred, Folly's friend, If FAINEANT means someone idle, The FAINEANT is an idler, I fear for my FAINEANT friend, Yes, she can earn much on her back; Perhaps she'll find a gent to marry; Lbs leading series, FALLACIOUS, The empty boasting of FANFARONADE Flirting with FANFARONADE, A New England cook in his yard The excessive slang FANTABULOUS Bindles which the hoboes haul, The confused mixture FARRAGINOUS Candidates, high mucky-mucks, The potpourri of FARRAGO There once was a lady named Margo, Spouse vowed he could not ascertain FARRAGO is quite a mixed dish, A FARRAGO is a great mixture Sorting through career choice farrago, Oh, to be a FARTLEK trainer,
'Cause the bride discovered subversion,
Old Clem was inclined
To ladies reclined,
As easier prey for incursion.
--- Daniel Ford
As some of our efforts miserable.
But I do take heart
That PIR part
Is better than some Exec rabble.
--- Daniel Ford
Inflicted a great deal of pain.
The help, you have guessed,
Was EXECRABLE, best,
A whole sorry national stain.
--- Chris Papa
Right here in The Land Of The Free,
And most of my gripes
Deal with legal types,
All crooked, as crooked can be.
--- Chris Papa
Nasty, dirty, and mean.
Depraved and EXECRABLE,
This filthy sex scribble
Was the worst that I'd ever seen.
--- Norm Brust
And most folks just wondered why.
She thought she could change him
And just rearrange him,
But soon for divorce will apply.
--- Chris Papa
Mankind would be in a sad state.
But the work is nice,
When leavened with spice,
And along the way, to procreate.
--- Chris Papa
And marriage vows were obliterated,
His relations with Rodham
Pretty much hit bottom,
And now he lives ex-Hillary-ated.
--- Norm Brust
Encumbered by tool that's EXIGUOUS,
Will never get by
Or mate satisfy,
Until it becomes more prodigious.
--- Chris Papa
Leaves no impression ambiguous,
Revealing to all
Who dance at the ball,
Just what's 'tween the legs contiguous.
--- Daniel Ford
Allows viewing of contiguous
Places, the scanty
Bikini panty
Does make statements unambiguous.
--- Daniel Ford
Exposes her navel continuous.
And cleavage she'll show
Above and below,
With naught 'bout her sexuality ambiguous.
--- Sheryl A Lemma
As she slithered across the dance floor,
Appeared rather short
And caused guys to snort
And respond with a roar, "Show us more!"
--- Observer
On the arm of my life-long friend Hal
Caused my brain to go numb,
As my hand touched her bum.
No wonder he's no longer my pal!
--- Barrie Eksteen
Who dreamt of EXIMIOUS sex.
His forty wives, fakes,
Had constant headaches.
He'll wed few score more, one suspects.
--- Chris Papa
Wholly unknown to abstemious.
Old men so stingy
That they lead dingy
Existences ignominious.
--- Daniel Ford
Is the 49th State, include Nome.
It's called Alaska,
So now I will ask ya
To visit our great land. Come roam!
--- Barb
It would seem a nice thing to do,
Except for the drizzlies,
The moose and the grizzlies,
And mosquito giants that like to chew.
--- Chris Papa
Say "Sverige" and a Swede's in bliss.
Say "Nederland" to the Dutch;
It's not asking much.
Using EXONYMS won't earn you a kiss.
--- Norm Brust
Who still our fair country berate.
Good lesson to teach
Those spoiling our beach;
Allow each to expatiate.
--- Chris Papa
Pundits our senses do satiate.
If analyses
Contain fallacies,
It's their attempt to ingratiate.
--- Daniel Ford
On prowl on a wild weekend night,
Plied lady with gin,
In hopes he would win
Her love, or some sex EXPEDITE.
--- Chris Papa
We cannot fully escape our fate,
For it's only grace
Will find heaven's space
And sin's consequence obliterate.
--- Daniel Ford
A sin she'll EXPIATE
By rushing the cooking,
And when I'm not looking,
She puts half-raw food on my plate.
--- Norm Brust
Remarks meant to be spontaneous,
Do need some forethought,
Or a biting quick shot
Could mean a nose loss cutaneous.
--- Daniel Ford
Thought that he would be a great hit
With insult and jibe;
Now you could describe
That his face has a nose that won't fit.
--- Chris Papa
That limericks are just thoughts which we,
As writers of rhyme,
Compose every time
Rather EXTEMPORANEOUSLY.
--- Barb
Where pols like to EXTEMPORIZE.
That much of their speech
Has nothing to teach;
Content neither clever nor wise.
--- Chris Papa
They shouldn't resist in mere spite,
But gladly be rid
Of recividid,
Offense repeating troglodyte.
--- Daniel Ford
To where juisdiction will play,
The felon benighted,
When EXTRADITED,
Sorrowfully went on to say:
--- Chris Papa
How could this happen to me?
I'd rather prefer
To bypass the 'stir';
Even Philly is OK for me."
--- Chris Papa
Case which decided its facts on
Massive hoard shady,
Acquired by lady,
Taken from Shoeless Joe Jackson.
--- Chris Papa
Who removed a pimple EXTRANEOUS.
It took a deft touch,
Which meant very much
To teen with joy instantaneous.
--- Chris Papa
This is file icl
But probably not transparent.
Like mess on a dress
From lack of finess;
Its arrival there was errant.
--- Darryl
Like stain on a dress you might hide.
The spiller we'll catch,
By DNA match,
To guilty one then, "Woe betide!"
--- Chris Papa
As apologia are specious.
Yeasty with leaven,
Smell to high heaven,
Have about them an odor feceous.
--- Daniel Ford
FACETIOUS to full, it was said.
Got laughs from tales tall,
And though gals would fall
With laughter, none fell to his bed.
--- Chris Papa
All alone in your comfy bed.
With wit don't dicker,
Find out what's quicker,
Barley spirits or white wine or red.
--- Elois
Tried pretty young maids to hassle.
When he got to see
Young Gypsy Rose Lee,
He tangled his tongue in her tassle.
--- Chris Papa
I think that they come from bad seeds!
They do good folks in
With unoriginal sin.
I'm sure Hell will well suit their needs!
--- Barb
"Keep your hands off our little boys.
Any acts FACINOROUS
Performed on our kin or us
Will be met with more than just noise."
--- Norm Brust
Posed as a rather rich bein'.
But had little cash
In bank account stash,
And was, in reality, peon.
--- Chris Papa
That the Japanese think is delicious.
You can have my share
Of this ersatz fare.
I'll stick to dishes made with real fishes.
--- Norm Brust
News speak in the form of FACTOID.
Their biased b old lies
Of enormous size,
Leave me a great deal annoyed.
--- Chris Papa
With large family jewels in his scrotum.
A "Jack of All Trades".
Work done with "D" grades,
Now wears convict's stripes to denote him.
--- Chris Papa
He watched others until work's end.
And never pulled his load,
Shared DNA code;
His many kids on welfare fend.
--- Chris Papa
Please nominate me for this title.
I always will shirk
All types of housework,
'Cause if I don't do it, my bride'll.
--- Gary Hallock
A work avoider and sidler,
Whose natural course
Is behind the horse
And not out in front with the bridler.
--- Daniel Ford
Who asks that I some money lend.
But I'm not big hearted
And from cash not parted.
She'll just have to work in the end.
--- Chris Papa
Get paid for a roll in the sack.
Although, "best plans laid",
The quick-aging maid,
Will yeild to Time's dreary attack.
--- Chris Papa
A soft-spoken Johnny or Harry.
Who'll think her his queen,
Not what she had been,
And love her when she is contrary.
--- Chris Papa
Itself is rather mendacious,
Calling, as it does,
On sophomoric fuzz
Of sounds in sense contumacious.
--- Daniel Ford
We can hope is nothing but charade.
Braggadocio
Tastes like, don't you know,
An unsugared glass of lemonade.
--- Daniel Ford
Fred never got far with fair maid.
For, though he might bluster,
His loving, lackluster,
Was weaker than boasts he displayed.
--- Chris Papa
Proclaimed with FANFARONADE,
"As I broil my steak,
Please note that I make
The world's very best marinade!"
--- Norm Brust
Describes absolutely fabulous,
With adjectives singing
Like little bell ringing,
A chorus quite tintinabulous.
--- Daniel Ford
May carry a load very small;
A FARDEL of clothes,
And not much of those,
When heeding the "open road's" call.
--- Chris Papa
From some speakers oleaginous,
For English does pass,
Then it gives me gas
And slime feelings mucilaginous.
--- Daniel Ford
Whose fiaws are FARRAGINOUS flux
Of slogans and phrases,
Uncorticate mazes,
Which, on the whole, really sucks.
--- Chris Papa
Describes the cuisine at Spago,
As well as the folks
Who stand and tell jokes
At Second City Chicago.
--- Daniel Ford
Whose sex life was such a FARRAGO,
She couldn't tell what
Was getting her hot,
Right there in mid-winter Chicago.
--- Chris Papa
The worth of a thought in her brain.
Said, "Dear, do embargo,
Your mind's dull FARRAGO."
Divorce, half his pay, dulled her pain.
--- Elois
As cod is to gefilte fish.
Though Goyim pronounce it,
The Tribe just denounce it
And settle for plain old "gemisch."
--- Chris Papa
As the English language admixture,
Where all sorts of words
Are stirred up like curds,
Until some become an affixture.
--- Daniel Ford
Trying to find out where I can grow,
I'll try some for size,
And make a choice wise,
And see just how far I can go!
--- Sheryl A Lemma
Explaining to other folks saner,
"I help runner pass
Each other, not gas;
Though word truly sounds a "no brainer".
--- Chris Papa
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