I am still quite able to spend! Those teens who seek dark FILEMOT skin, the weather today makes me frown, Chelsea Clinton knows more than she'll say For filial love we all care, Of sons and daughters is filial, The verbal highjack, FILIBUSTER, Instead of this dumb FILIBUSTER, FIN DE SIECLE ends the century. A Frenchman from far Saint Denis, Yon Frenchman who shouted "FINIS!" To possess a wide and deep FIRTH, Great headlands bound watery FIRTH, The Scots do often put forth FIRTH Small FISSURE is crab's anal verge, When Jesus called Peter to his side, The press cognescenti attacked The FLACKER whose tush isn't clean, But when I might add jalapeno, FLAGEOLET is a musical tool, 9/11 crimes FLAGITIOUS, Of FLAGITIOUS actions accused, A hobo who lived the life vagrant, FLAGRANTE DELICTO, they were -- With long-lens intrusive, the press (Fergie scandal)
An old podiatrist that I knew, A beautiful girl, gorgeous migrant, FLAVOR OF THE MONTH you will find Do things in FLEET STREET run apace? In FLEET STREET where dwells British press, On FLEET STREET, where fevered newsies FLENSE, after all's done and said, The Thanksgiving homage payer
This is file ial
The straight arrow maker is FLETCHER, A horny young Christian named Fletcher (arrow maker)
Young Cupid, of myth, was a FLETCHER, (arrow maker)
The arrowsmith is a FLETCHER, (arrow maker)
Choose any old dog breed you please, When upper lips droop as do FLEWS, My fondness for dogs, I won't stop, The FLORESCENCE of flesh in the teens, With blooming success, one's FLORESCENCE Collected writings, FLORILEGIUM, The noun FLORILEGIUM tells FLORILEGIUM is a shelf full Britishers famous for angling touch The beaches all over the world, Our beaches all over the world, Floating debris is call FLOTSAM, The FLOTSAM asea, more and more, Avoiding the high entrance fee, With each juicy jiggle and FLOUNCE, Exaggerated bouncing of FLOUNCE Confusion arising as FLUMMOX They have all their symbols, OK? Archie
What in blue Hell is a "Flyfot?" Oh, "Fylfot's" the word that you meant! A FOGRAM, grey beard on the wing, Frail fuddy-duddy known as FOGRAM I guess I am just an old fogy; If you'd like relations enjoyable, At a type of party called bawd-for-all, Committees are okay, I guess, Opposed as he is to FOLDEROL, he FOMENT is rousing to action, Fred, firebrand from Satan sent,
Then those vendors see me--They VEND!
When it comes to money,
Let me tell you, honey,
The bankers assure me, they'll lend!
--- Barb
At beach or tan parlors can't win.
They'd better seek shade,
Or dermis degrade,
And look like "Ma Kettle" and kin.
--- Chris Papa
'Cause our filemot leaves are all brown.
And those still on the trees,
I know will all freeze;
Till Mother Nature dons Winter's gown!
--- Barb
About White House games, risque.
So we know that Willy's
Count on loyalty FILIAL
To keep all those newshounds at bay.
--- Norm Brust
And are very willing to share
With our offspring dear,
Though it should be clear,
Support stops when our cupboard's bare.
--- Chris Papa
Descriptor of rites familial,
Including the times
In all of our climes,
When we gather flowers lilial.
--- Daniel Ford
Fills legislature with much bluster,
As those Congressional
Pirates obsessional
Kill public will with upthruster.
--- Daniel Ford
His intentions might have passed muster,
If he hid them within
A limerick on sin,
With sly words that would surely enluster.
--- J'Carlin
The last one led to indentury.
With far greater gaps
'Twixt poor and rich chaps,
Though latter now oft find censury.
--- Daniel Ford
Unlike sane folks (that's you and me),
Oft dined on frogs' legs,
Left no skinnier dregs,
And burped as he shouted, "FINIS!"
--- Chris Papa
Ate frogs legs -- thigh, shin, and knee.
But hold all the phones,
Did he also eat the bones?
No Frog would consume such debris.
--- Norm Brust
Where many large vessels may berth,
Enhances a land,
'Tis real estate grand,
Increasing locality's worth.
--- Chris Papa
Found in Scotland -- Norway's no dearth,
Connects to the sea
For transport of tree
To far off Australia's Perth.
--- Daniel Ford
As subject of bright gaelic mirth,
Amid dance frisky
And glass of whiskey
And arm about fair lady's girth.
--- Daniel Ford
Crustacean who's wont to submerge,
Needs watertight spot
To discharge a lot,
Or fill up till it must regurge.
--- Chris Papa
Creating philosophic divide,
It was watershed,
Like parting Sea Red,
A FISSURE of men we cannot hide.
--- Daniel Ford
A colleague, who in print had FLACKED
A soap of some kind,
To wash his behind,
Which was only seldom cleaned, in fact.
--- Chris Papa
Can show just what needs to be seen;
He can demonstrate
The soap is first rate,
Improving his rear end hygiene.
--- Elois
Result is like a bomb neutrino,
Quite foul and sinister.
Wife will administer
Antidote quick they call 'Beano'.
--- Chris Papa
That's usually played, as a rule,
But I do aver
I use it to stir
Flageolets in the 'pasta fazool".
--- Chris Papa
Calls for action against forces, pernicious.
Though just our cause,
We must apply our laws,
To assure our response is judicious.
--- Norm Brust
The bold youth seemed rather amused.
And in reply, curt,
Said no one was hurt,
If he chose to become self-abused.
--- Chris Papa
Of infrequent bathing, was fragrant.
Then duly accused
Of nostrils abused,
And charged with bad B.O., FLAGRANT.
--- Chris Papa
The star and her handsome chauffeur.
Her legs, long and slim,
Were wrapped around him --
I tiptoed away, I aver.
--- Nick
Has photographed oral caress
To nail-painted toe
By swim-suited beau.
FLAGRANTE delicto, Duchess!
--- Nick
Preferred good foot sex to a screw.
To save "Going South",
He put foot in his mouth,
And while at it, trimmed her toenails too.
--- Chris Papa
FLAGRANTLY parked by a hydrant.
She said, "Oh I'm lost.
What's this ticket cost?"
"It's free for a tourist so vibrant."
--- Elois
Are fads of the fast fading kind,
Which after acquired,
Then quickly tired,
Are lagging and soon left behind.
--- Chris Papa
The name even sounds like a race.
But right at its core
Are the press -- what a bore --
With those crappy news items they place.
--- Barrie Eksteen
We find stuff about Royal's mess.
I really don't care
About what they bare,
It bores me to tears, I confess.
--- Chris Papa
Report on princes and their floozies.
Rising circulation
Results in elation
And baby get a new pair of shoesies.
--- Norm Brust
I keep getting from certain fat head,
He steadily regales
About skinning whales,
Rich diet of blubber we're fed.
--- Chris Papa
Owes much to FLETCHER, deer slayer,
Who does meat proffer,
To match fruit coffer,
In feast that's fit for the mayor.
Who may leave battlefield on a stretcher.
With firm grip on haft,
She makes the smooth shaft
For targeting right by the lecher.
--- Daniel Ford
Was sent as a breadfruit fetcher.
Bounteous Bly said, "No dice."
So he put him on ice,
And became the first Pitcairn lecher.
--- Steve O
Could turn any man to a lecher.
With darts of amore,
He'd rack up a score,
Of turgid bull rams, you betcher...!
--- Chris Papa
Though when Natty was a retcher,
From poison abuzz,
Friend Chingachgook was
J. F Cooper's medicine fetcher.
--- Daniel Ford
From Doberman to Pekinese.
When it come to a pet,
Give me muzzle wet,
'Cause I'd rather have FLEWS than fleas.
--- Norm Brust
I think of Winston on the news;
With bulldog jowls
And bullfrog howls
And speaking in manifold hues.
--- Daniel Ford
But certain breeds aren't near the top.
I'd just never choose
Those with droopy FLEWS,
The kind you must follow with mop.
--- Chris Papa
When breast's bud are of size of beans,
With new crop of hair,
Both here and both there,
Brings thought of what this "love" thing means.
--- Chris Papa
Seems to flourish with incandescence.
Yet beware tempting
The fate's preempting,
Let they deflate ego's tumescence.
--- Daniel Ford
Gathered by members of collegium,
Are meant to attest
To fame of the best,
In hope of Nobel prize Norwegium.
--- Daniel Ford
Of writings collected o'er spells,
Word floribunda,
Just makes me wonder
However each collection smells.
--- Chris Papa
Of books, where you might a tome pull,
Except that TV,
Where folks seem to be,
Keeps them stupid, and that is no bull.
--- Chris Papa
On pronunciation arts and such,
Do cause me clenched teeth,
But sword I ensheath,
For fear of cry "Doth protest too much!"
--- Daniel Ford
Have FLOTSAM of condoms unfurled,
And vials of used "crack",
Used needles, a stack,
And anything man-ape has hurled.
--- Chris Papa
Are ugly and sorrowfully spoiled
With FLOTSAM, like vials,
Old needles in piles,
And condoms, both use and tin-foiled.
--- Chris Papa
Unless it is you who has got some,
For then the measure
Is sea-born treasure,
Which jetsam inspires to jot some.
--- Daniel Ford
Resembles a tawdry drug store:
Used condoms enough,
Syringes and stuff
That ends up defiling the shore.
--- Chris Papa
Lass watched from the branch of a tree.
She FLOUNCED on descent,
And tight skirt was rent.
Her legs a fine freebie to see.
--- Elois
The buxom blonde's bosom would bounce;
Engaging the guys
Who fixed widened eyes
On her frame, all ready to pounce.
--- Chris Papa
Expends great energy for each ounce.
So guys be forewarned,
If you'd not be scorned,
Or perhaps worse, find yourself trounced.
--- Daniel Ford
May come from what's put in the stomachs.
Do please take heed
With what you would feed,
Or else ingesters become hummocks.
--- Daniel Ford
The far right, and in their own way,
They're loyal to friends
(Not means but the ends).
Soft John hoists the Fylfot each day!
--- Archie
A fly passing gas in a dry spot?
Was this meant to demean
Mr Clinton, so keen,
Who possibly suffers from flyrot?
--- Kiss Karen
A cross, so artistically bent,
That it made people shiver,
Just emotionally quiver,
As off to the workcamps they went.
--- John Miller
Just thought that he knew everything.
But his knowledge was dated
And quite overrated.
He thought Herbert Hoover's still King.
--- Chris Papa
Does refuse to get with the program.
Exceeding pedantic,
He drives youngsters frantic,
And even to thoughts of a pogram.
--- Daniel Ford
I like b-movies that star old Bogey.
You know I'm a FOGRAM
'Cause my morning program
Is the crossword and smoking a stogy.
--- Norm Brust
Ignore any friend's minor FOIBLE.
Don't try to mince words,
And never cross swords;
It could render you unemployable.
--- Gary Hallock
Clothing's considered just FOLDEROL.
But thoughts of safe sex
Cause many to vex
And to party instead at a staider ball.
--- J'Carlin
But most are an untidy mess;
A squabbling cabal
With much FOLDEROL
And someone who just can't say "yes".
--- Chris Papa
Rejects anything that seems jolly.
He once had intercourse
But was so fill with remorse,
That he sleeps with a nice rubber dolly.
--- Norm Brust
Most done by the "have nothing" faction.
With little to lose,
It's easy to choose,
But often a "fatal attraction".
--- Chris Papa
Would daily dissension FOMENT.
He'd head for the rallies
With pretty press tallies,
And find great fun in discontent.
--- Chris Papa