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Not overly feeling magnanimous, Despite her ill will and ANIMUS, There once wa a mother-in-law For junkies I have little use; Heating and cooling is ANNEAL; ANNEAL, defintion's a bore, ANNELIDOUS, for crossword vets, Segmentally ringed, ANNELIDOUS, When stalking the tasty ANNELIDOUS, Anno Mundi's the age of the world The beauty he doted upon, It comes at once, or shortly, ANON, There was virile bridegroom named John, There! Hope it meets the occasion. "On and on," if of bridegrooms you mean, If shortly, sometime soon be ANON, Both humans and fish have the hope ANOPSIA's loss of eyesight ANOPSIA brings visual trouble; Possessing a tool that's ANTAEAN Those silicone sacs sold quite well, Her old beau's ANTAEAN penis I suppose you ANTAEAN tooled guys, My ANTAEAN clodhoppers were a hit Those guys blessed with ANTAEAN tool A lass from the days ANTEBELLUM, When it comes to my daughter, I'm torn. For lyrics third from line is fine, Next-to-next-to-last, ANTEPENULT, Some words I pick up from my reading, Like most folks, I'm fond of zucchini; Those flower seekers, ANTHOPHILOUS, Man-eater is ANTHROPOPHAGUS, One of our pup's actions ANTIC, I hope you won't find me unstable, ANTIPHRASIS, sarcastic speak, As kids, excavation, deep-holed, An ANTIPYRETIC will aid Aspirin is good anesthetic; I fear that the music today Class definer, ANTONOMASIA, Anuric means lacking in pee, Apagoge? This proves what I say. I hope I've offended no apes, Amazing how silly folk freeze, An opening, cleft, APERTURE, The APERTURE, I do surmise, He barely knew what forks were for; APHELION, farthest away -- A fan (a nubile and feely one) The Earth far from sun APHELION In halcyon days of July, APHELION means far from the sun, Hermit Dave lives in APHOTIC den, "Stick it where the sun don't shine," I pity the poor Homo sapien Of bees and bee things is APIAN, Seems APIAN of bumble bees sings; Mid-east's in a state 'pocalyptic, I'll send Wife a Valentine new For all that I know, quite contrary, APOLLONIAN Russians, it seems, The search for work APOLLONIAN Harmonious, APOLLONIAN, APOLOGIA like a swinging gate, We saw APOLOGIA true, I do understandd why he lied!
We bypass the beggars who pan from us.
Please give us a break,
Too many doth make
My wife's and my feeling, un ANIMUS.
--- Bob Dvorak
The suitor's feeling's unanimous.
Bordering jealously
Pursuing zealously,
That certain wily uncanny miss.
--- Daniel Ford
Who had an Equus asinus jaw!
Now one was magnanimus!
Her speech produced ANIMUS
And stuck in everyone's craw!
--- Barb
I scorn them for their self-abuse.
And have ANIMUS
For those cannabis
Smokers, with life played fast and loose.
--- Chris Papa
May soften glass and temper steel,
But lead to breezes,
Causing me sneezes
And sinuses feeling surreal.
--- Daniel Ford
But etymological store,
Says that "al" means fire,
Which describes entire
"Friend of Enviroment", Gore.
--- Chris
Clue that is hedging the bets,
You can go to town,
On 24 down,
"Rare adj. for what early bird gets."
--- Chris Papa
Earthworms are also lumbricidous,
Their channeling forms
Good drainage for storms,
Though slimy trails are lubricidous.
--- Daniel Ford
Early bird must be quite insidious.
For a worm's full of slime,
To him it's no crime --
Little bird cannot be too fastidious.
--- Sue
For believers whose science is furled
In a Biblical shroud.
They're a literal crowd;
Their position is fetally curled.
--- David
Said he'd get his reward ANON.
His pockets she'd clean
And then fled the scene;
Both money and maiden long gone.
--- Chris Papa
This thing with men who smell chiffon.
Be they quite portly,
Or young and sportly,
They will dream of coming on an' on.
--- Daniel Ford
Whose wife put her lingerie on,
With hope that his thing
To a great size might bring,
So she could have it ANON and on and on.
--- Chris Papa
I need very little persuasion
To turn limerick dandy
To something quite randy,
Whether it brings denigration.
--- Chris Papa
In years when a marriage is green,
Soon withers and fades
And patience of maids
Replaces the lust at the scene.
--- Chris Papa
Why do we over newlyweds fawn?
If thin or portly
With manners courtly,
We still hope for upstream trip to spawn.
--- Daniel Ford
And sometimes one needs help to cope.
With ladders, perhaps,
Both fish and some chaps
Can either climb up or elope.
--- Chris Papa
From structural defect or blight,
May be offset by nose
And the glory of Rose,
Whose petals are silky at night.
--- Daniel Ford
If partial, the victim sees double.
In any case cost:
Depth vision is lost,
With targets missed, historic rubble.
--- Chris Papa
Beats having one that's a wee 'un.
Forget all that chatter
That size doesn't matter.
If nothing else, it's convenient when peein'.
--- Norm Brust
Then many a lawsuit sure fell;
Who really made out;
Without any doubt,
The lawyers, as far as I can tell.
--- Chris Papa
Prompted, "You should have seen us.
while what you insert
Is rather inert,
I'm afraid the's quite little between us."
--- Chris Papa
Love the boobs of the basketball size.
Though many are fake
And sometimes do break,
Being limp like a flaccid reprise.
--- Elois
At the brothel, but caused a surfeit.
But when appetite sated,
My toll was rebated,
And she said, "Here boy, buy shoes that fit!"
--- Phil Kinay
Live sex lives considered quite cool;
Gals say it's no matter
If longer or fatter.
One hopes they just learned that in school.
--- Chris Papa
With warm charms enough, she could sell 'em.
She made love to the fleet
In ways so descrete,
That she'd never kiss, much less tell 'em.
--- Chris Papa
Is she more like a rose or a thorn?
I have suffered with her,
Though the sufferings were
Antenatal -- before she was born.
--- Sheila B
Though in limericcks like mine, divine,
It's tough thing to bring,
Make verse swing and sing,
I just think I'll decline design!
--- Chris Papa
Requires sophistication adult,
Like that of Coward,
Whose lyrics flowered
And "You're the Top" did him catapult.
--- Daniel Ford
I use for the practice I'm needing;
So kindly be lenient
If I say antevenient,
When I simply could utter preceding.
--- Anon
Perhaps 'cause it's shaped like a weenie.
But some folks spend hours
Collecting the flowers --
ANTHOPHILOUS and a bit haute cuisine-y.
--- Norm Brust
And those who love heights, acrophilous,
Search out Edelweiss,
Ingesting strong spice,
To avoid bugs anthropophilous.
--- Daniel Ford
Perhaps of woman GYNOPHAGUS;
Point shouldn't be missed,
With misanthropist,
There's no neeed for a SARCOPHAGUS.
--- Daniel Ford
This is file hzl
Is chasing his tail in mode frantic.
We'll pull stub to tease
And he thinks it's fleas,
Or rear end attack unromantic.
--- Chris Papa
But I find that I'm only able
In a manner unkind,
To ANTIPHONY find,
Right in Mendelev's Table.
--- Chris Papa
When thumbs-down view you wish to tweak.
It's small damning praise
In a clever phrase,
Like congrats from limp handshake weak.
--- Chris Papa
"To China", or else we "South Poled",
Those spots ANTIPODAL
Are anecdotal;
Australia's the place, I've geen told.
--- Chris Papa
The high temp that some virus made;
Though not the right lever
For raging love fever,
Where remedy is to get laid.
--- Chris Papa
It also is ANTIPYRETIC.
So if you feel ill,
Take two of this pill,
And avoid all actions athletic.
--- Norm Brust
Grates on my poor ears in a way
Unesthetical,
ANTITHETICAL,
To helping me have a good day.
--- Chris Papa
Now suffers from classic aphasia.
Paronomastic
Trips on fantastic
New words to delight and amaze ya.
--- Chris Papa
When the urine just doesn't flow free.
It's a dreadful condition,
And that's why I'm wishin'
It never will happen to me.
--- Anon
It's correct 'cause the opposite way,
As I've shown, is absurd,
But just don't take my word.
Think it through and you'll see I'm okay.
--- Anon
Or primates of other nice shapes,
Who don't pose at all,
But in a cage small,
Put up with our forementioned gapes.
--- Chris Papa
Into statues, attempting to squeeze
An image etern',
They never will learn,
But look like a bunch of monkeys.
--- Chris Papa
May be gap 'twixt petals' soft blur,
Where blossom's locus
Is central focus,
Like some O'Keefe floral picture.
--- Daniel Ford
Like iris in front of my eyes,
Through camera lets in,
The posed silly grin,
Or open-mouthed looks of surprise.
--- Chris Papa
On general knowledge, a bore.
And got most things wrong,
Caused by labor long,
With resultant low APGAR score.
--- Chris Papa
Perihelion, closest say,
Where Icarus fried
And Daedalus cried,
A feeling one's fathers betray.
--- Daniel Ford
Said "Groupie? Well no, I'm not really one.
I'm so far from that star
In his large pruple car,
I feel like I'm at an APHELION!"
--- Eva
And close again at perihelion
Also does toddle,
Wobble and waddle,
Going from brown to green like chameleon.
--- Daniel Ford
When at APHELION we fly,
A roll in the hay
Is a very good way
For us to feel young and spry.
--- Phil Kinay
As orbit, if you're in one,
It gets colder there,
Need a blanket to share,
Or someone in bed for the fun.
--- Chris Papa
Shunned by all creatures and men.
His habits are poor,
But he can endure
By getting a piece now and then.
--- Chris Papa
Is a favorite expression of mine.
And just in case
You don't know the place,
It's at the APHOTIC end of your spine.
--- Norm Brust
Who tackles a honey hive APIAN,
But unlike a bear,
He ain't covered in hair.
Sharp barbs he will not be escapeian.
--- Gary Hallock
Including tales Aesculapian,
Miraculous healing
With empathy feeling,
For trials of Homo sapiens.
--- Daniel Ford
I thought it was those without wings
Or bodies with stripes,
More likely the types
Of primate who through the trees swings.
--- Chris Papa
Awaits Saddam's files APODICTIC;
Since previous stuff
Was garbage enough,
Ill tempered, rehashed, and quite cryptic.
--- Chris Papa
Expressing that tender Greek view:
For many a year
You should know, my dear,
My Love's APODICTIC for you!"
--- Chris Papa
APOLLONIA, extraordinary;
The strong toothless saint
In ancient ways quaint,
Became all children's "tooth fairy".
--- Chris Papa
Incorporate wheels in their themes,
In which they see sun,
Though Freud, not undone,
Found wheels that meant sex, in our dreams.
--- Chris Papa
May lead to the fields Elbonian,
The mud-lands Dilbert's
Where word-play Gilbert's
Lost on management draconian.
--- Daniel Ford
Elysian fields Oxonian
Were thought to be good
When Newton there stood,
But then dook dour tones Miltonian.
--- Daniel Ford
Depends on the weather and date,
And stands that you take,
Mistakes that you make,
On positions both small and great.
--- Chris Papa
As Clinton tried his best to do
With Monica's name,
But soon he found shame
When he learned she save the dress, blue!
--- Maggie
He thought he would never be tried!
But I think that he,
Was strong as can be
And I'm glad this has finally died!
--- Maggie
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