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You can see I am still in pain; Whether low or high I.Q. you've got, If with love or drink you're BESOT, The foolish remark is the BETISE; The BETISE Of Barney the Boor The monarch, BETWIXT and between We all ask just what life may mean, As a collector of stuffed Teddy Bears, No interest have I in real quail, A cluster of parts is a Chevy, A collection of birds is a BEVY, I don't think those "birds" have wings; French kissing they do, I suppose. Louanne is quite pert and vivacious; Oh my goodness gracious! Excessive love for drink, BIBACIOUS, BIBACIOUS tipper grew old It wasn't just boozin' and fun When kids slurp their soup they will dribble-o, I bought my dear a BIBELOT, To be a successful gigolo, A fundamental man was he; To practice BIBLIOLATRY, Promiscuous gal known as Nancy Random book text, BIBLIOMANCY, If in life you are sorely vexed, My language at times is a fright. I live on North Jersey Coast BIGHT, Here we sit near the New York Bight, Little girl, don't use all of your might, The BIGOT has a neck stiffer; A bad kind of animal, BIGOT, Fine jewelry, little BIJOU, Women are suckers, it's true, "Now darling, you take this BIJOU, BILABIAL's good, it is said, A gal who drank many mint juleps While Slick Willy made it to the top, And to add much grief to my woes, The peevish person is BILIOUS, A dour old curmudgeon I know A BILIOUS old couple named Todd How sad that some have such sad ways, A leprauchan dwelt in a glen, The turning of "sow's ear to silk", Said a dairy farm owner named Moffit, BILLINGSGATE prosers much in our day. When you go to the airport of late, Wafting breezes grow billowy, (2nd longest English word with letters alphabetical)
There once was a man from Westchester Two-month period of the BIMESTER There was a young man from Winchester, In summer when weather is hot, BIMILLENARY, two Roman M's fat, The homeless wanderer, BINDLE STIFF, "Small price," said Gran with a smile, Container-ized cargoes abound, They'll need to hop big rigs for ride, Biosensors are gadgets that measure BISSEXTILE is not what you'd guess; I have a friend who's BISSEXTILE. For those with BISSEXTILE birth hung, BLIGHTY, UK home, has got by me. Looking back on England as BLIGHTY Local beer, jacket spuds and the scone, BLITHESOME Betty was buxom as well,
Every poem seems to have this refrain.
But when it is done,
I'll focus on fun,
And my life wil begin again!
--- Maggie
When with love of someone BESOT,
What you entertain,
Short-circuits the brain,
And comes from inferior spot.
--- Chris Papa
You've no other path to be thought;
Just in stupor wallow
And silly pride swallow,
Till morning's sanity be sought.
--- Chris Papa
It's a stupidity, if you please.
However, of course,
From that end of a horse,
There's a reason for smells in the breeze.
--- Daniel Ford
Was more than most folks could endure.
He sniff the perfume
As wife entered the room,
And declared it was eau de manure.
--- Chris Papa
His concubine fair and his queen,
Was satified both
In bed and in troth --
The details are somewhat obscene.
--- Nick
Before birth, forget gamete scene.
And after, who knows,
Where mortal spark goes.
So we ken BETWIXT and between.
--- Chris Papa
I have critters in beds and on chairs.
This BEVY of mine
Won't complain or whine!
They occasionally shed a few hairs.
--- Maggie
But BEVY of beauties ne'er fail,
To up and excite
This man's apetite;
There's something'bout both "birds" and "tail".
--- Chris Papa
And a bunch of big weights is a heavy.
General Custer's last cluster
Could be called a bust muster,
And a gaggle of girls is a BEVY.
--- Eva Amata
Perhaps winging their way to a levee,
Where they will explore
French kissing and more,
In the back seat of a black Chevy.
--- Daniel Ford
'Tis of English dolls that he sings.
But perhaps that BEVY
Won't neck in a Chevy,
In Rolls-Royce they'll find their young kings.
--- Chris Papa
They know how to spoon with their beaux.
And will employ tricks
For their Toms and Dicks
To make sure their latter bunch grows.
--- Chris Papa
She's also exceedingly curvaceous;
The guys buy her gin
Encouraging sin,
Well knowing she's especially BIBACIOUS.
--- Bob Dvorak
Me? Become a wee bit BIBACIOUS?
Well let me tell you,
A glass of good wine or two,
Then my verse is a wee bit salacious!
--- Barb
Does cause some folks to be flirtacious.
While othere become
Rather more tiresome,
When lost control makes them loquacious.
--- Daniel Ford
And noted his proboscis bold,
Misshapen and red
With blood vessels fed.
Distorted, had grown uncontrolled.
--- Chris Papa
Left his physiognomy done.
Such rosacea came
As part of the game
From too many hours in the sun.
--- Chris Papa
So they should not offer a quibble-o
To Mom, who perhaps
Puts towels in their laps,
It's safe to have those as a bib below.
--- Gary Hallock
In an effort to get her to know,
In my heart and head,
There was Love, instead
Of centered a few spans below.
--- Chris Papa
You must occasionally a gift bestow.
It shouldn't cost much;
It needs just the right touch,
Something in the way of a BIBELOT.
--- Norm Brust
He knew each psalm by memory.
But this minister bold
Had to be told
Not to practice BIBLIOLATRY.
--- Maggie
One needs a good library,
And speed-reading know-how
Or else I do trow,
Just hasn't a spare moment free.
--- Chris Papa
Partook in some BIBLIOMANCY,
Page, unpunctuated
Sans periods, fated
For certain was she for preg-nancy.
--- Gary Hallock
May be as good as cartomancy.
Foretelling futures
But for wounds, sutures
Are much better than atomancy. (foretelling with salt)
--- Daniel Ford
The solution lies in obscure text.
Pick book and scan, see,
That's BIBLIOMANCY.
At least you'll know that you've been hexed.
--- Chris Papa
Four letter words flow out of sight.
Try as I may,
It never does stray --
If you don't like it you can give me a bight.
--- Phil Hochman
With the foaming ocean in sight.
And within our state
Corrupt crooks third-rate
Ever rule with political might.
--- Chris Papa
Hearing the sound of many a flight
Roaring overhead.
Ducking with dread,
We do hope they maintain proper height.
--- Daniel Ford
For you can't stop a rope if it's tight.
Stand relaxed in the middle,
Give just a small twiddle,
And jump at the oncoming BIGHT.
--- Bob Dvorak
Tolerates not those who differ;
Insular, narrow,
Others does harrow,
Risking a blow to his sniffer.
--- Daniel Ford
Dirt flows from out of his spigot.
He won't learn a bit;
His bias is IT,
Walk away with a curt "Frig it!"
--- Chris Papa
Accompanied by billet-doux,
Was all she needed,
As he receded,
To engender love's flames anew.
--- Daniel Ford
This is file hul
For men who indulge with BIJOU.
But one quickly sees
If intent is to please
Or just have a quick rendezvous.
--- Maggie
My sign of affection for you.
I hope in return,
Your respect to earn,
And receive a favor or two."
--- Chris Papa
For holding in food as you're fed.
And for those inclined,
It's often we find
Quite useful when giving good head.
--- Chris Papa
Discovered men lust for her tulips.
This maid, overpowered,
Was quickly deflowered,
BILABIALLY just through her two lips.
--- Gary Hallock
He writes about boyhood, non-stop.
The behavior begun
When I was a good son,
But I had a drunk man for a Pop.
--- Chris Papa
Mom had a sucession of beaux.
My BILDUNGSROMAN
Is no shameless con,
For the blameless life that I chose.
--- Chris Papa
Made worse by view supercilious,
And constant griping
Or verbal sniping
At those who are less punctilious.
--- Daniel Ford
Refuses to "go with the flow",
And in manner BILIOUS,
Good manners skill-less,
His upright third finger will show.
--- Chris Papa
Were considered exceedingly odd.
They argued and cussed
And ranted and fussed...
They were just like two peeves in a pod!
--- Observer
They prey on folks in later days.
A conscience they lack!
They need a good smack!
Pathetic!...To BILK somehow pays.
--- Maggie
Would toy with some bulls now and then.
"They're easy to BILK,
Because they've no milk
Of kindness, just like mortal men."
--- Chris Papa
The promise of slick swindler's ilk,
Requires belief
Of greedy naif;
Such prey's very easy to BILK.
--- Chris Papa
"Though I am pulling down quite a profit,
The government's BILKin'
My income from milkin'
'Cause the tax-man can't keep his hands off it!"
--- Observer
It's what rappers will sing or say.
If they have their druthers
About some folk's "mothers",
Who seem to indulge in sex play.
--- Chris Papa
You're forced to hurry up and then wait.
The security crews
Then search your shoes,
While you erupt in BILLINGSGATE.
--- Norm Brust
Swirling gowns about willowy
Maidens of a kind,
Bringing oft to mind
Mysteries climaxed pillowy.
--- Daniel Ford
Who went fishing for a BIMESTER.
When he returned with his catch,
He found this note on the latch:
"I've run away with your friend Lester."
--- Norm Brust
Is all we can stand of court jester.
By then jokes are old;
We start to feel cold,
And choose wool over mere polyester.
--- Daniel Ford
Whose girl friend was gone for Bimester.
He stayed rather calm,
Growing hair on his palm,
But thought that the real stuff was bester.
--- Chris Papa
Coeds feel that beach is the spot
To spend the BIMESTER,
And in sun will fester,
Ruining young skin quite a lot.
--- Chris Papa
In few months is where we'll be at.
But other thought had,
Seems like selling ad,
For expensive, plumed, lady's hat.
--- Chris Papa
Oft joins others at night under cliff.
But in the morning,
Arguments borning,
In a whose roll is whose bindle tiff.
--- Daniel Ford
After churning and baking a while.
The BINDLE STIFF lopped,
Then split up and chopped
All the logs in the back yard wood pile.
--- Elois
Where ever our rail lines are found.
And box cars that roam,
The BINDLE STIFF's home,
Will be, all too soon, run aground.
--- Chris Papa
Across our large land's country side.
And teamsters cajole
To further their role,
As loners without civic pride.
--- Chris Papa
Life functions, at work or at leisure.
You can party till dawn
With a monitor on,
And a computer will measure your pleasure.
--- Anon
It's nothing to do with one's dress,
What under it dangles,
Nor bisecting angles,
And this has caused me some distress.
--- Gary Hallock
He lives an unusual lifestyle.
In leap years it's boys
Who are his sexual toys.
Then he switches to girls for a while.
--- Norm Brust
Though with less celebrations stung,
When counting birthdays,
Their friends will amaze,
By staying some several years young.
--- Chris Papa
The place where the folks might say Blimey!
Whose sailors are tough
From citrus enough,
Which earns one the fine name of Limey.
--- Chris Papa
Is taken these days rather flighty.
Along with strange coaches,
An influx of roaches,
and pillows one describes as mity.
--- Daniel Ford
I enjoy when in BLIGHTY alone.
But others on trips,
Who eat fish and chips,
Do deserve a thumbs down and a groan.
--- Elois
With no wicked thoughts, so they tell;
She sure liked to please
And was there to squeeze,
Which the local swains saw as swell.
--- Chris Papa
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