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To be a Senator must be great; When politicians are BLOVIATIVE, An Aussie beachcomber would BLUDGE When ones who sponge from State do BLUDGE I know someone who's a BLUDGE; When BLUEBEARD was down to last wife, BLUEBEARD's a brute, but of course; BLUESTOCKINGS, an interesting fact, Derisive epithet, BLUESTOCKING, BLUESTOCKINGS, reading bright buds, We heard a roar that was thunderous. Bettina, the loud BLUNDERBUSS, Quintessential klutz is BLUNDERBUSS, A BOBBY strolled in Soho's night air, London policeman is BOBBY, An ethical hermit is Dave; I'm shunning a BOEOTIAN boor, Pure reason was his lifetime style. Those BOFFO blasts in society, Said Barney, "I simply don't know, Gus. (Kish mir in tuchis - Yiddish kiss my ass)
When lawyer friends send me e-mail, Our lawyers employ BOILERPLATE The makeing of wills also rate, Hillary might have foiled her mate When lawyers help you to shed mate, Insurance men sound so sincere, BOILERPLATE, standard written copy, She suffered disillusionment, And they went on to moan and to piss. Such a sad tale you have spun, The youngsters had much better sense, Though some fellow's zeal, it may quench, He strove for a witty BON MOT, BONIFACE, keeper of inn. The BOONDOCKS, known as the "boonies", Come now! Up here are real boondocks, If you go hunting for moose, They leave a small bit that will itch Why when demand and supply strain Political promises BOOTLESS, I wish those owls would hoot less. Here's the latest foible of BOOTLESS. Those boborygmi, oh damn, The noisy gut from BORBORYGMI BORBORYGMUS comes sooner or later Those many who through life have pined The diamond bits and fragments called BORT, Diamonds that are known as BORT A BOSKY section of my local park BOSKY places, where I like to frisk, Hairy lady demurred 'bout her "whatsky," There once was a BOSKY young Rusky, For convenience a BOSTON MARRIAGE In Boston, BOSTON MARRIAGE is legal; While BOSTON MARRIAGE endured, If you heard me speak, then you'd know 'Tis duty that complements BOUNDEN, Obligatory duty, BOUNDEN, Beyond venues of native BOURN Today we see opposite trend, There once was no welfare state; pity. Though history pages may burn, To sanitize language, BOWDLERIZE, The Starr Report lifted disguise, I'd like to retreat to my BOWER, Like cabal, extravagant plot, Concerted avoidance, BOYCOTT,
Six years to stand in for your state.
And serve with like 'leeches'
By making long speeches
And Biblical bile BLOVIATE.
--- Chris Papa
Their ideas are much less creative;
If they act by rote,
They won't get my vote;
Then I feel alsmost celebrative!
--- Barb
And settle occasional grudge
With fists all aflail,
Then landed in goal
Through deed of a pacifist judge.
--- Chris Papa
And make a productivity smudge.
But surely that life,
Without working strife,
Must certainly be a sort of drudge.
--- Daniel Ford
From work he always will fudge.
He'll thik up excuses,
Employ any ruses
To stay "slug-a-bed"! He won't budge!
--- Barb
The settlement: forfeit his life.
By then he had learned,
You're sure to get burned,
By serial marital strife.
--- Chris Papa
Resorted to much evil force.
On the other hand,
He just could not stand
The high price of getting divorce.
--- Chris Papa
A derisive term to react
To women of old,
Who now could be told
of the Equal Opportunity Act.
--- Chris Papa
An attempt by some men at mocking,
Was soon turned about
By women, no doubt,
With an eye to be seen as shocking.
--- Daniel Ford
More than romance and soap suds,
Quite proper, I'm bound,
Originally found,
Exclusively in the blue bloods.
--- Chris Papa
Then the ground began to move under us.
Was it a quake
That made the ground shake,
Or the discharge of a noisy BLUNDERBUSS?
--- Norm Brust
Longed for life's marital fuss.
As spinster she wed,
With a full grey head,
To toothless Tom, who wore a truss.
--- Chris Papa
Whose mere survival is wonderous.
He trips through his life
Without kissing wife,
Except accidental blunder buss.
--- Daniel Ford
Whistling tunes to the ladies there.
The prettiest picked,
But was himself nicked
For pinching the London derriere.
--- Daniel Ford
Which is not what makes me so sobby;
It's how English cooks
Make pies of the rooks
And stews them all filled with kohlrabi.
--- Daniel Ford
No ovines has he in his cave.
No live ewe nor ram
Endures his wham bam;
BOEOTIAN, though, Dave can behave.
--- Elois
Who is just too much to endure.
His unwashed hair flows,
As everyone knows,
Full-flecked with large bits of manure.
--- Chris Papa
Religion? Superstitious guile!
But as the old BOFFIN
Contemplated his coffin,
He glanced upward with a tentative smile.
--- Norm Brust
Are reviewed with "Variety".
Describing those shows
Where everyone knows,
The actors have lost all propriety.
--- Chris Papa
That sign from the Jew seller's BOGUS.
With no cloth in home, an
No business Roman,
I don't get that "CASHMERE AN' TOGAS!"
--- Chris Papa
Their messages include without fail,
A ton of BOILERPLATE
In which they state
"Don't quote me or you'll land in jail."
--- Norm Brust
To add profit to hourly rate.
It's usually writ small,
And not clear at all,
Beyond most folks cognitive state.
--- Chris Papa
The use of cc'd BOILERPLATE.
Just fill in the blanks,
As your kin joins ranks
And on you mortality wait.
--- Chris Papa
If she'd pre-nupped with BOILERPLATE.
Though her mind is quick,
About Bill she's thick.
In the end he will spoil her fate.
--- Phil Kinay
You pay at a huge going rate.
Their profits are fine,
Since their legal line
Is largely just old BOILERPLATE.
--- Chris Papa
As they sell you balm for your fear.
But should ill wind strike,
You'll hear, "Take a hike!"
Boilerplate clauses put them in the clear.
--- Phil Kinay
An aid to those whose thinking's sloppy,
Must still be combined
In manners refined,
Or brief becomes long and quite choppy.
--- Daniel Ford
When marriage planned to Jewish gent.
What BOILERPLATE cant,
Did absurd parents rant,
All for her Semite sweetheart meant.
--- Elois
But never thought what they would miss.
Passing time saw that they
Became old and grey,
But never felt their gradnchild's kiss.
--- Elois
For though she wed circumsized one,
And had kids galore,
Folks prejudice wore.
They could not undo what they'd done.
--- Chris Papa
And sought to shed biases dense;
Thought religion fluid,
Each became a Druid.
Embraced nature with love intense.
--- Chris Papa
When trying BON MOT on some wench,
You'll sure get her warm
By showing good form,
Delivering your smarts in French.
--- Chris Papa
But his wit was of the sort called slow.
His inept word plays
Were tired cliches,
And, at best, his bons mots were so-so.
--- Norm Brust
This is file htl
Dispenser of beer and of gin.
His mother to blame,
For his misplaced name,
Because he was ugly as sin.
--- Chris Papa
Inhabited often by loonies,
That toilets eschew,
Unlike me and you
Who treasure the plumbing of munis.
--- Chris Papa
Filled with little gnats called "white sox".
Not a baseball team
But a nightmare scheme
That makes hunters look like they've small pox.
--- Barb
And don't apply repellant juice,
You will pay the price
And then you'll think twice
Before puting your neck in that noose.
--- Barb
Then grow larger each scratch. (It's a bitch!)
Mosquitoes don't compare;
They hum; you're aware
And can swat but white sox leave their niche!
--- Barb
That so oft local job markets drain,
We're expected to cope
With no bail-out hope,
But Big Timber's not asked to refrain.
--- Larry McGrath
By angry young lions, all toothless,
Till November will ring
And are sure to bring
Rabid mudslinging, quite ruthless.
--- Chris Papa
I wish car horns would toot less.
Extraqeneous noise
Upsets equipoise.
But I fear my protests are BOOTLESS.
--- Norm Brust
Conspiratorial and ruthless,
Pres George W:
Oh, screw all of you.
The forest need roads or they're routeless.
--- Larry McGrath
Have started since I ate that Spam.
The fatty food rush
Will give gut a flush,
And hit like a battering ram.
--- Chris Papa
May be frequent in such as a big me.
But then I do wonder,
If they, in their plunder,
The gurglings do afflict a pygmy.
--- Daniel Ford
From gas, the GI inflater. (gastro-intestinal)
And all of that rumbling
Can be pretty humbling,
Happening in a crowded elevator.
--- Norm Brust
For diamonds, we quite often find,
Come off somewhat short;
Must settle for BORT,
The grim grit of their daily grind.
--- Chris Papa
Appear in jewelry of escort,
Where her swing and sway
Catches light with pave',
Along the streets of night time cavort.
--- Daniel Ford
Are a very inferior sort.
Not really jewels,
They're used for tools
And one large will buy you a quart.
--- Norm Brust
Served me well for trysts after dark.
But the winter made it rough,
Snow and ice are to tough
On teens trying for a sylvan lark.
--- Norm Brust
Engage in activities brisk,
And gambol around
The frond that is found
At delta of dear odalisque.
--- Chris Papa
Venus delta growing quite BOSKY.
"When I peek at that nook,
It does have the look
Of either Rasputin or Trotsky."
--- Chris Papa
Whose torso was hairy and husky --
He was eager and active
And not unattractive,
Though his B.O. was just a touch musky.
--- Eva Amata
May unite a coupole in carriage,
And love may then bloom
When they share a room,
Though prudish critics may disparage.
--- Daniel Ford
No, not between a poodle and a beagle.
But gay women may wed,
And what happens in bed
Is the business of she-gal and he-gal.
--- Norm Brust
Today, lass to Frisco is lured.
In menage sicky
To get a real quickie,
From a Lesbo lover, well-whored.
--- Chris Papa
It isn't the "e"s I drop, though;
Boston bo'n and bred,
It's the "r"s instead;
My ca's pa'ked when I'm not on the go.
--- Elois
As such it's a phrase that's found in,
"Pirates of Penzance",
Where just by some chance,
"SLave of Duty"s hanging round in.
--- Chris Papa
Is excuse for some to be houndin'
All others about
Who little rules flout,
And over the fences are boundin'.
--- Daniel Ford
The immigrant with grief is torn.
Though assimilation
Into the host nation
Will help to raise those quite forlorn.
--- Chris Papa
Where those to whom foreign shores wend,
Remain isolate.
Then smoulder in hate
And to self destruction oft tend.
--- Chris Papa
For newly arrived to the city,
Who struggled in sweat
For all they could get,
Yet found for their loves, a life pretty.
--- Chris Papa
There is a great lesson to learn.
From the days gone by,
So that we might try,
The disheartening tide to slow turn.
--- Chris Papa
Censors let nothing evade your eyes;
Puritanical
And tyranical,
Their life-purged books become social lies.
--- Daniel Ford
Of Slick Willy's life, no surprise.
In future we'll see
This grand legacy,
For children, we must BOWDLERIZE.
--- Chris Papa
The one with the ivory tower.
I'd have you for tea
And then you'd agree,
Friendship and Love give one power.
--- Maggie
To join those alike in BOYCOTT,
Just as embargo,
Effect may not far go,
Depending on allies you've got.
--- Chris Papa
May follow demise of Koi brought,
From the goldfish ick
Which made them so sick,
Of the fish merchant's boy caught.
--- Daniel Ford
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