When Angus heard this he grew pallid; The Sheriff told old Dr Mears, Ry truck has a flaw in design; Downstairs in the living-room, Jill As Jill started fondling her nips, At first in a panic, she thought a "Oh please give me babies, dear Pa," A sorry young fellow was Hame, "Oh tell me please, Daddy, sagacious, "The questions you ask, dear! Good gracious! "Oh Daddy, my questions you're ducking; Well, you've seen the bull with the cow, "So daddy, get on with the job "I'm better than Grandfather Bob? She awoke in the night to discover There once was a man from Miami As the idiot son, rather queer, A hot signorina in Rome There once was a hillbilly named Ned Now Ned liked to fiddle and paw There was a young lady called Maddy, A horny old fellow was Potter, One night when the great Duke of Buckingham "A total eclipse of the sun;" There was a young Jew of Delray, (Published 1879)
There was a young lady named Crother A very vile brother named Tim There once was a young lass named Dee, Said Debbie to Daddy with glee, A daughter of Nashville named Patty, There's a passionate young lady named Eleanor, Hot waters make every lad scream, Bert, out of the shower is hopping;
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We sit at a table on trestles, Her hand's in my lap 'neath the table, To a corner that's quiet and secluded, And when at long last we are through, Jack and Jill climbed a hill to get water, An amorous father named Jude Dear Cheri, let me help you relate; Yes, in my family, dicks grow like trees... "Who laid me last night about two?" As they nibbled pate de fois gras, There was a young girl from Baghdad "Oh brother!" laughed sweet little Maddie, A vicious sex pervert named Slaughter Sam's daughter turns tricks every day; I told that cute Filly, Mignon There was a young lady from Clyde, My Daughter, those parts I adore, And while you in rapture are humming, I'm sorry you think of me that In the hayloft one Sunday at two, A most ugly young sabra from Joppa Although priests and the law don't condone Dad showering; in young daughter goes; "Daddy tried putting his thing Said daughter, "But Dad, it''s so small, Now here is a thing that is rare: I wrote from the view of the Dad: A bi-sexual by the name of Slaughter Oh daughter of mine, you are beautiful, When daughters drop down to their knees, While your rooticle she did delight, "I won't do no milkin' today," Said Mother, "Now don't you forget; "Oh Mother, don't bother me so;
The inmates were singing a ballad.
"We are done with the bung;
Time for using your tongue.
Get down and start tossing our salad."
--- Goin2later
"It's time for a change in careers;
Since I lost my hearing,
More losses I'm fearing,
'Cause Angus has gone in arrears!"
--- Travis
When fuckin' my maw from behin'
Her right titty jiggles
And turns on the signals;
Paw's still whuppin' this po'r ass o' mine
--- Anon
Was vibrating herself for a thrill;
Up above through a crack
In the ceiling peered Jack,
Wanking madly and ready to spill.
--- Peter Wilkins
And ecstatically grinding her hips,
With her thighs open wide
And her dildo inside,
Through the ceiling came creamy white drips.
--- Peter Wilkins
Perverted old neighbor had caught her,
Until through the crack
Up above she spied Jack,
And cried, "Daddy! You know you shouldn't oughta!"
--- Peter Wilkins
Said Joan, as she whipped off her bra.
"Oh Jeeze, ask your brother;
I'm busy with mother!"
Said Pa as he bounced upon Ma.
--- Peter Wilkins
Surrounded by gloom and deep shame.
He felt life was ending
And doom was impending,
So he crawled in the cunt whence he came.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2098
Are babes found 'neath shrubbery herbacious?
Or are they transport-
Ed by birds of some sort?
Or are all of these theories fallacious?"
--- Tiddy Ogg
I'll tell you and not be loquacious:
I'll undo my zip
Put this to your lip.
Now suck; That's the method fellatious."
--- Tiddy Ogg
For Mummy has told me that sucking
Is merely fallacious
And less efficacious
For baby production than fucking."
--- Peter Wilkins
And you've seen the boar with the sow.
And the dog with his bone
On the bitch; how they moan!
Mom and dad do the same, and Oh WOW!
--- CM
Of spinning me 'round on your knob;
To you I'm a baby,
I may be but maybe,
You're better than grandfather Bob."
--- Peter Wilkins
Why's that, child? Is he an old slob?"
"Oh Dad, don't be crass;
When he screws my ass,
The geezer can't finish the job!"
--- Travis
That the person who pulled off her cover
Was her dad...on her pad
He begat Tad, her lad...
Now dad's grandfather, father, and lover!
--- Grand Prix Lim 312 G1649
Who loved ass-fucking his mammy.
And when he stuck it up her,
She sang for her supper.
The bitch could have won her a Grammy!
--- Count Pornkula T9711
Tried to bugger his dad in the ear,
Said the father, "Fun's fun,
But I really must run.
Be quick now and come; that's a dear."
--- G1034
Gave her favors 'neath St. Peter's dome.
The Pope ne'er protested
'Til her dad she incested.
Said she, "Charity begins at home."
--- Ellen Alaka P9509
Who took all his daughters to bed.
He'd lick them and suck them;
Sometimes he would fuck them.
Their children were dull in the head.
--- Navin
On these daughters and sometimes their ma.
Inbreeding's don't matter
Or cause tongues to chatter;
You see, they were from Arkansas.
--- Navin
Who screwed every Tom, Dick and laddie.
But oh, dissillusion;
Her final conclusion
Was: none were as good as her daddy.
--- Peter Wilkins
Who joined with a swing club, the rotter.
Since his dear wife was dead,
He took with him instead
His buxom and cute teen-age daughter.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2237
Put his daughters to bed and was tucking 'em
Till his hands 'neath the sheets
Brushed their pert little teats,
And the next thing he knew, he was fucking 'em.
--- Anon
Said daughter, "it's time we had fun.
While mama's out looking
We'll have a quick fooking,
So dad, get yer trousers undone."
--- Anon
Who buggered his father one day.
He said, "I like rather
To stuff it up father,
He's clean and there's nothing to pay."
--- Norman Douglas L0464
Who had an affair with her father.
Her dear darling Harry
Had asked her to marry,
But she said 'twas far too much bother.
--- Albin Chaplin
Tried breaching his young sibling's quim;
Said the sister, "Whoa laddie,
I prefer our own daddy;
If anyone gets it, it's him."
--- Armand Singer
Who fucked all the fellows for free.
She was surprised,
It was not all those guys,
But her father who gave her V.D.
--- Anon
As she bounced up and down on his knee,
"Will you do like my brother
Is doing to Mother,
And play 'Hide the Sausage' with me?"
--- Peter Wilkins
A cutie and surely no fatty,
Marries a good friend of Hinke
Who isn't a stinky,
And hopefully isn't her daddy!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
So wild, they all say she's got hell in 'er.
But this doesn't bother
Her amorous father:
"Here's one thing," says he, "will look well in 'er."
--- G0579
Hot otters make for the glad stream;
Incestual heat
Just cannot be beat;
Hot daughters make their old dad's cream.
--- Anon
Cries daughter Lil: "Daddy, that's whopping!
And when, do you suppose,
I can get one of those?"
"Five minutes, dear, when mom's gone shopping."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Our hands holding large drinking vessels,
And as shadows lengthen,
Gemutlichkeit strengthens,
And her head on my shoulder she nestles.
--- Anon
With delicate touch on my cable.
And as the dusk falls,
"Goodbye all", we call,
And slip off as soon as we're able.
--- Anon
And I won't spell out what we dooded,
But if in the future,
You read Kama Sutra,
Then most of what's there, was included.
--- Anon
And lay back exhausted, then Sue
Opines in tones formal:
"D'you think that was normal
For daddies and daughters to do."
--- Anon
Little Jill, you should know, was his daughter;
H20? What a crock!
He whipped out his cock,
And then banged her like dad's hadn't aught 'er!
--- Armand E Singer P0102
Would hump both his daughters, stark nude;
If not very beautiful,
A least they were dutiful
And rarely objected when screwed.
--- Armand E Singer 545
In cock size I am no lightweight.
But when your Dad's is FIFTEEN,
And can tickle your spleen!
Seems small when I'm only eight.
--- Anon
And I know that eight's plenty to please.
But fifteen'd be a rush
T'would make elephants blush;
My father's hangs down to his knees.
--- Anon
Asked winsome blonde Abigail Drew...
"Lighting lights is a bother,
But it felt like you, Father,
Though it could have been Uncle Buck, too!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 462
He suggested a menage a trois,
Between sips of champagne,
She said, "Please not again.
I'm still tired from last night, dear Papa."
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0206
Whose mother found out she'd been had.
When asked by her mother,
"My dear, who's your lover?"
She said, "Mother... your brother... my dad."
--- Anon
"That's hardly a stiffy, dear laddie."
Then added while giggling,
"I'd rather be jiggling
And bouncing on top of my daddy!"
--- Peter Wilkins
Had three feeble kids by his daughter,
But then that's not bad,
Look at mother and dad:
They don't have both oars in the water.
--- Armand E Singer 217
She gets $200 a lay.
He says, "Incest's a crime
I commit all the time,
And crime as you know doesn't pay."
--- Arnie Schoenbrun
To sneak out of the house before dawn,
But what happened is sad...
She was caught by her Dad
And he's having her now on the lawn.
--- Grand Prix Lim 659
Who was forced to become a quick bride.
For when her Pa tried her,
He found an outsider,
Had not been completely outside.
--- CC-109
Belong on that body of your;
Those teeth and those lips
Can give little nips,
To my parts from which pleasures pour.
--- Anon
I feel your little heart drumming.
I hope you're not cross
As I clean up the dross,
Preparing for my Second Coming.
--- Anon
way. I have a large throbbing fat
Beneath my surplice;
I'm seeking surcease;
It's turning me into a rat!
--- Archie
The hired hand was pumping on Sue...
When her pop showed his head,
He snickered and said,
"I'll try her too, when you're through.
--- Grand Prix Lim 529
Had the kind of a face that would stoppa
A. Grizzly bear in its tracks, so she never had sex,
B. Clock, even Big Ben, so she never knew men,
Till at last she was had by her poppa.
--- Armand E Singer 174
The act, if you grow a great bone,
Although you hadn't otter
Go roger your daughter,
There's nothing like rolling your own.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Says, "When will I get one of those?
That thing 'neath your waist."
Right now dear, make haste.
As soon as you've shed all your clothes."
--- Tiddy Ogg
In here, but It started to sting.
So I gave it a whack
With that brush for your back --
Guess what! -- Daddy's using a sling!"
--- John Miller
Compared to Bob, Billy and Paul.
And according to Mom,
It's much smaller than Tom's,
Her friend that she met in the mall.
--- Observer
Wrote a great lim but I don't dare
To post it in here
Because of the fear
Of a child pornophobic Fed snare.
--- John Miller
Pedophilic, incestuous, and bad.
No remorse at all,
And had so much gall,
That to top it all off, he was glad!
--- John Miller
Did what he should not have oughter.
He went to Trieste
To engage in incest
With his son and his bow-legged daughter.
--- Lims For Year - 01
Obedient and thorough and dutiful.
So as a reward,
My own darling Maud,
I'll let you come suck on my rooticle.
--- Tiddy Ogg
With aims towards their poppas to please,
The poppa whose rooticle
Grows long like a shooticle,
Makes "daughter dear" swing from the trees.
--- Travis Brasell
Your son walked in causing a fright.
Sis's bare derriere
Caused bro's passion to flare.
Wham-bam with fam-ham, left and right.
--- RanDog
Said Daisy, "I'm off out to play:
I aim to meet boys
An' do stuff with their toys,
In the meadow down Yeovilton way."
--- Peter Wilkins
Do nothing you'll later regret;
For Pa will go mad,
Shoot the nads off the lad
And you'll have to be took to the vet."
--- Peter Wilkins
I've got these here rubbers, you know.
There won't be no scandal;
I knows how to handle
Them -- Pa showed me ages ago."
--- Peter Wilkins