"I fear I'm afflicted unduly Most girls have quite similar creases Said Katie, "I've had a few shocks, There once was a boy named Carruthers, There once was a student of Trinity A comely black lad from Miami, Young Jimmy was sitting alone "Good heavens, young Jimmy m'lad! In nineteen and forty I had Said Grandma, "I need some release. A 12-year-old boy, name of Tommy, A virile young stud from Miami The folks of the family Cruther I've told both your father and brother Now don't be too hard on our Tommy. So poor Tommy is missing his starch, A young college senior named Tom A spunky young schoolboy named Fred, A dastardly brat from Bel Aire "How could you", said Joe to his mother, There once was a teenage Canuck, "And those folks that write them, think dim Before you can change things here, sonny, Jack fancied a bit of the other, It's always the same when the Daddy Lord Shotwad's mum said, "What disgrace! "Hey, Mom, can I nibble your clit?" "Besides, you are just a young boy." There was a young man of Soho, (Published 1882)
Peter was a young Irish lad, A young maiden got married in Chester. (Published 1870)
There once was a lad named McTavish, Your sister, I've kissed her, it's true
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My lims have great imperfection; There was an incestuous Corsican A little old man from St. Chester Said a hillbilly wench from Kaintuck, Consider the case of Charles the Insane, A tragic young wife, Mrs. Sondant, A redneck named Joe-Bob Whistler, And their children were freaks which is sad; And the children also fell in love; There once lived a fellow named Brad, Now Burlington Bertie is fifty; And Manchester Millie at thirty So daily they face one another Miss Hubbard is seemingly motherly, While banging his sister one day, When our mother is safely asleep, I once got in bed with my sister. An incestuous lad name of Finnigan, He practices incest, does Sherm, A nasty physician named Lister A boy on his sister did spy, Though excited, her brother protested, A young lad with passions quite gingery, Said Jill to her brother young Jack, Jack ran for his spackle and paint Jill waited for him like the saints. Poor Jack, what did he do but faint. In her neat little "chocolate box" cottage, Through the window she saw their Land Rover, "If you're wondering about our strange names, So now as the story proceeds, It seems that I'm wandering off topic. She's been watching the bull with the cows,
With amorous feelings for Julie,"
He said with a sigh,
"She's my daughter, but try
Telling that to my member unruly."
--- Peter Wilkins
So concerning selection of pieces:
I think that you oughter
Lay off of your daughter,
And spend more good time with your nieces.
--- John Miller
From over-large dildoes and cocks;
But what made me mad
Was on finding my Dad,
Had fucked me while wearing his socks!
--- Anon
Who was busily fucking his mother.
"I know it's a sin,"
He said, shoving it in,
"But it's better than blowing my brother."
--- Anon
Who ruined his sister's virginity.
He buggered his brother,
Had twins by his mother,
And then took a degree in Divinity.
--- G1168
With skin just as soft as a chamois,
Was courted by men
From Rome to Cheyenne
But finally chose his own mammy.
--- Armand E Singer 885
In the living-room, stroking his bone,
When he got quite a shock
For the key in the lock
Turned and mother walked in on her own.
--- Peter Wilkins
Remember that chat that we had
'Bout the birds and the bees?"
Said his mother, "Now please
Let me see if you're bigger than dad."
--- Peter Wilkins
The very large penis of Chad;
When mother found out,
She gave quite a route
To my dear old wonderful dad.
--- Anon
Come, Tommy and get your first piece!"
"I have to be paid
Before you get laid;
We're needing," said Tom, "lots of grease."
--- John Miller
Cried, "Oh I'm so bored," to his mommy.
"Don't fret dear," she said,
"We can hop into bed
And play the game Hide the Salami."
--- Don Moore P0007
Learned all about sex from his Mammy
She taught him a lot -
Even how to eat twat -
Should the clam seem a little too clammy!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Played checkers one night with each other.
At the end of the game
And accepting no blame,
Her favorite son jumped his poor mother.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0112
That I love you, dear, like none other,
Except for the whore
Who works at my store
And, also, your large-breasted mother.
--- Anon
Who terribly misses his Mommy.
Who threw the bum out
For the speed of his pout,
And comforts herself with slalami.
--- Jonathan H
And his Mommy, her bucking and arch.
But she fixed it, you see,
Or she also would be
Lean and hungry, the Fifteenth of March.
--- Jonathan H
Seems somewhat too fond of his mom;
They sleep nude side by side,
He pretends she's his bride,
He takes her each spring to the prom.
--- Armand E Singer 113
Used to jackoff each night while in bed.
Said his mother, "Dear lad,
That's exceedingly bad.
Jump in here with your momma instead."
--- G2341
Insists that he had an affair
With his very own Mama--
But she claims no trauma,
And says it was mostly hot heir.
--- Norm Storer P9206
"Cavort in your bed with another?"
"Oh promise me lad
That you won't tell your dad,
If I screw you as good as your brother."
--- Peter Wilkins
Who went to his mom for a fuck.
She said, "My dear Sam,
Don't you know who I am?
Now bring me a pound or a buck."
--- Anon
Witted crass mother-fuckers are crim-
Inals when their poop,
Fouls up their fine group.
Now get your dick back in my quim."
--- Anon
You should know them yourself; ask your mummy.
"What's this thing, limerick?"
She'll spit out your dick,
And tell you it's something that's funny.
--- Anon
But just got himself into a bother.
Her lesson was stern,
But he has to learn:
One doesn't make wood for one's mother!
--- Anon
Is absent, deceased or a baddy;
With the brains of a goose
He might have shown nous,
But he hadn't a hope of that, had he?
--- Anon
You've once again come on my lace;
Swear on your good name,
You'll take better aim,
And target the nose on my face!"
--- Travis Brasell
Asked Billy. "Oh, son, you must quit
Such talk; it's a crime!
Remember last time
I let you -- but, dammit, you bit?"
--- Anon
"But mamma, I can't get no joy
From little sis, Lizzie,
She's always too busy
A-playing with Daddy's big toy."
--- Anon
Whose tastes were exceedingly low.
He said to his mother,
"Let us suck one another,
And swallow the seminal flow."
--- Cremorne 1882 L0429
Whose endowment was painfully sad.
But when it stood firm,
His mother would squirm,
'Cause then he thought he was his dad!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Her mother, she kissed her and blessed her.
And said,"You're in luck,
He's a marvelous fuck.
I know, for I've had him in Leicester."
--- L0018
With a sister he wanted to ravish.
Her charms he did see,
When she went in to pee.
She said, "Once I wipe you can have this."
--- Straydog
And dear, here's a kiss just for you
And after we kiss
I'll eat you, like sis,
I guess that your questing is through.
--- Anon
A failure of natural selection.
But the fault's my half-sister's,
Who said, "Crawl in here mister,
So you'll lim with no vivisection."
--- Anon
Whose only delight was to force kin.
He fucked his kid sister
Till he raised such a blister,
That now he can't pull back his foreskin.
--- G2682
Decided to tackle his sister.
But all that he packed
Was a wrinkled old sack,
And all that she had was a blister.
--- G0439
"My old man's a poor jerk and Ahm stuck;
If I'd had my druthers
Ah'd screw my two brothers;
Tell you, them boys know how to fuck!"
--- Armand E Singer 140
Who had a large cock and a very small brain.
While fucking his sister,
He raised a large blister
On the tip of his whip and her public terrain.
--- L1183
Made complaint in an accent despondent.
The courtroom was sultry,
The charge was adultry,
Her brother was named co-respondent.
--- Anon
Who liked a cute girl so he kissed her.
They had sex in jest,
Even though 'twas incest,
Because this cute girl was his sister.
--- Steve Johnson
Although the brats were real bad,
They were nasty to mom
Who always stayed calm,
And they both kicked around uncle-dad
--- Steve Johnson
Like mom and dad they saw the doves.
When brother and sister were grown
They had freaks of their own,
Because for rubbers they used latex gloves.
--- Steve Johnson
Whose sister was all that he had.
He said, "You're no virgin!"
"That's due to the urgin'
Of Broni," she said, "And our dad!"
--- John Miller
He's looking quite seedy and shifty;
Beneath his long mac,
He gives Percy a whack;
And at flashing he's certainly nifty.
--- Peter Wilkins
Still thinks she's attractive and flirty;
She flashes her boobs
And her buttocks and pubes,
Which excites old Burlington Bertie.
--- Peter Wilkins
Alternately flashing one another.
Beneath the red lights
Of the city at nights;
A disfunctional sister and brother.
--- Peter Wilkins
But much of her lovin' is brotherly;
Incestuous vices
She finds are the nicest,
Though Spot is her secretive otherly.
--- Anon
The East Texan was heard to say,
"You know this is fun,
But wish mom had a son."
(As you know all east Texans are gay!)
--- Jim Weaver Collection
My sister insists that I creep
Into bed where we screw
From eleven to two.
It's domestic, familiar, and cheap.
--- Gents Alphabet Book P9505
We fucked till I got a blister.
She screamed, "Give me more!"
I said, "I'm too sore --
You'll have to find a new mister!"
--- Hoagy
Promising never to sin again,
Failed to resist
When his sister he kissed,
And succumbed to her kith and his kin again.
--- Peter Wilkins
Which does make most decent folks squirm.
He shoves a huge clyster
Clear up his own sister,
To help flush out viable sperm.
--- Armand E Singer 866
Decided to hump his own sister;
He smiled, "The poor dear,
I'll invade from her rear --
She'll think it is merely a clyster." (enema)
--- Armand E Singer 542
With a lustful gleam in his eye.
She glanced in the mirror
Said, "Why not come nearer,
Don't just spy, why not give it a try?"
--- STRAYDOG
"If we're caught, we can both be arrested!"
But she yanked down his shorts,
Say judicial reports,
And exclaimed, "I insist!" and incested.
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
Tore a hole in his sister's best lingerie.
He pinched her behind,
And made up his mind,
To add incest to insult and injury.
--- L0300
"Just this morning I saw you lie back
On my bed with your hand
Round your stiffening gland;
Telling mom, 'less you fill up my crack."
--- Anon
(A giant-sized brain the guy ain't)
Looked for the chipped walls
In bedrooms and halls,
That he could fill up and repaint.
--- Anon
Held her temper without complaints.
Grabs him by the balls
And then Jack she hauls
To bed and puts him in restraints.
--- Anon
Jill her hands and eyes then acquaint
With Jack's quite odd smalls
Made to fit three balls;
She fingers 'em and says "How quaint!"
--- Anon
Old Daisy lived, round as a sausage.
But her whole life went wrong,
When two kids came along,
Who looked as if they'd been to college.
--- Anon
"We've come all the way up from Dover.
I'm Hansel, she's Gretel,
Go put on the kettle,
We're witnesses of Great Jehovah."
--- Anon
It's not that our dad was insane,
But the dyslexic vicar
Got a twist in his knicker
And he couldn't spell Harry or Jane."
--- Anon
I can change appellations if needs.
As through this I lurch,
And frantically search,
For rhymes for their dastardly deed.
--- Anon
I'm sorry I'll... Ermintrude, stop it!
I can't do it again,
For five minutes or ten,
So get your hand out of my pocket.
--- Anon
And as usual she gets so aroused,
Then she comes in to me,
(this is time number three,)
A-tearing off knickers and blouse.
--- Anon