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This thing's getting now so disjointed; You may think that all of this ramble, So, back to the plot... And demanded her bank information.
But they said "You can still lift this curse. She added "Now drink up my dears, Now, this being for A.J.L.,
(alt.jokes.limericks) Old Daisy had powers thaumaturgical, For that brew had a herb aphrodisiac, When they climaxed their cries shook the rafters; For proof go to South Carolina, Well, here I must leave this word battle, Old Clementine's lover, I'd say, I sing of the lewd family Head: The Cruther twins, sister and brother, Perhaps now the true tale unfurls: You'd think that by now I would learn. West Virginia is not my home state; In the gravel pit, young Miss Carruthers McGill dramed all night about Venus, (To waste it that way would be heinous!")
There was a young fellow named Pfister, A forward young fellow named Tah, The problem (if problem it is) Our games were a source of delight, She said, "We must stop doing this While brother thinks it is his own, Oh, blabbermouth Marty is letting You think you are the only cock From photos I've tracked to ground, His nose was not all she enjoyed, As brother and sister they fought, While brother thinks it is his own, Blabbermouth Marty is letting Her motto for sex: "More the merrier!" A most aberrant physicist wed Or how about some from your sister? There was a family named Doe, An anal erotic named Struther Suzie dallied first one then another. A robust and virile young Mister When thirteen, my kid brother, Ronnie, But Ronnie's the son of a parson, When I whimpered, my sister was grand; If ignorance really is bliss, There once was a couple of twins, Though part of the hominid species, There once was a frosh from Cornell His sister was his lusty twin, Brother Billy, caught pulling his pud, There once was a stern pedagogue A hillbilly from West Virginia A dirty young lad from Japan A lovely young girl name of Glad Your cousin's your brother as well? Magenta says, "Incest is best!" I've always loved buggering brother, I've got a sister called Anne, There was a young fellow named Jake, Those looking for weekend excursion, There's nothing like sex with some zest; In the bedroom of Mary Jo Rooved A hillbilly pervert named Sturges Our union is one of the best, There was a young man from Liberia, There was a young girl named O'Hare Americans are a bunch of hicks, The yokels of Yeovil, it's said, I truly believe this is so,
It's time that my lips were anointed,
With that magic juice
That apples produce
When fermented. [get back to the point - ed.]
--- Anon
Should come as a sort of preamble.
But cutting and pasting
Are very time wasting;
You'll have to put up with this shambles.
--- Anon
They preached of hell-fire and damnation,
Of the menace of money's accretion,
That the meek shall inherit,
That wealth had no merit,
--- Anon
Give us all of the cash in your purse."
She said "I agree,
But drink up your tea,
I'm sure you have time for that first."
--- Anon
A cup of hot tea always cheers.
And while you two sup,
I'll quickly round up
All the diamonds I got from deBeers."
--- Anon
"Hey Ogg, what you doin',
Where the hell is the screwin'?"
My children, just wait, time will tell.
--- Anon
Far exceeding those fraudsters' liturgical.
And the herbs in the tea
As you shortly will see,
Awakened in them a strange urgical.
--- Anon
So Hans threw his sister down on her back,
And pulled out his dong,
(Like this story, too long,)
And proved that of jism, he'd no lack.
--- Anon
They collapsed there amid joyous laughter.
And it sure seems to me,
That we're going to see,
The conventional "Happy Ever After."
--- Anon
Daisy's theatre's near great Malo's diner.
And nightly, with flair,
That incestuous pair
Give a show, and you'll never see finer.
--- Anon
Erm's come back again from the cattle.
I just can't ignore it,
She's here, panting for it;
Better give my old bone one more rattle.
--- Anon
Was never at loss for a lay.
When she parted, he kissed her
Young blossoming sister,
Who continued "the family way".
--- Carl Ludvig Kjelsen P0111
Groused brother to sister, in bed,
As he pulled off her sweater,
"Our mom does it better,"
"Exactly what paw claims," she said.
--- Armand E Singer 443
Were having great sex with each other.
Mother caught them and screamed
Then shouted, "It seemed
So selfish to exclude your poor mother!"
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0605
When not busy hitting on girls
Or kissing each other
Like sister and brother
They schemed like a couple of churls
In my room with my sister, LaVerne;
But my door doesn't lock
And my dad doesn't knock;
He's a pest when he thinks it's his turn.
--- Mark Levy P9610a
Be considerate before you berate.
Madams and Misters,
We don't marry our sisters,
Though sex with 'em sure can be great!
--- Jeeves T9801
Gets the rocks off for all of her brothers.
Since she's got eight or ten,
And all big husky men,
There's no pussy left for us others.
--- Grand Prix Lim 478 G0545
Stroking his balls and his penis.
His sister exclaimed
"Look! It's inflamed!
We must hurry to share it between us!"
--- John Miller
Who noticed an odd sort of blister,
Where no blister should be.
What was worse--do you see?--
He had got it at home from his sister.
--- John Ciardi
Had a habit of goosing his Ma.
"Go pester your sister,"
She said when he kissed her,
"I've trouble enough with your Pa."
--- L0778
I played doctors and nurses with Liz;
And from 5 until 12
She would constantly delve
In my jocks; it was really the biz.
--- Anon
Until one balmy summertime night,
When she caused me to fizz
And ejaculate jizz,
And it gave her a terrible fright.
--- Anon
Now it's causing you ultimate bliss.
I'm too young for a bun
In the oven, dear one,
And besides I'm your natural sis."
--- Anon
His were not the only seeds sown.
That baby might be
Our Tiddy's, 'cause he
Has frequently thrown her a bone.
--- Marlene Lewis
It out of the bag, I'm her bedding.
Don't spread it around,
Or else I'll be bound
To star in some damn shotgun wedding.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Giving the sister a rock;
Uncles, cousins, and nieces,
Even pop had some pieces;
Why the line stretches clear 'round the block.
--- Mjay Dakid
It seems that she'd oft go ungowned
To old Fido's bed
And legs she would spread,
Enjoying the nose of that hound.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Nor was it all that he employed.
I can show you proof
That this is no spoof.
Her puppies the neighbors annoyed!
--- Marlene Lewis
Till sight of her naked he caught.
What next? I'm not telling.
Her belly, though's swelling,
And baby clothes soon must be bought.
--- Tiddy Ogg
His were not the only seeds sown.
That baby might be
Our Tiddy's! 'Cause he
Has frequently thrown her a bone.
--- Marlene Lewis
It out of the bag that I'm bedding.
Don't spread it around
Or else I'll be bound
To star in some damn shotgun wedding.
--- Tiddy Ogg
So, thusly, her Jack Russell terrier,
And uncles and cousins.
And neighbors by dozens,
Have formed a huge crowd at her derriere!
--- Travis Brasell
This is file hpm
His own sister, and took her to bed.
"This is research, you see,
On relativity.
Stop complaining and kiss me," he said.
--- William N Nesbit P9707
If dunked in hot oil she will blister,
So you can remove
It, plus she'll never prove
That her retard was yours (so you dissed her.)
An ideal family to know.
As father screwed mother,
She said, "It's better than brother."
He said, "Yes, Sis told me so!"
--- L0287
Spends incestuous times with his brother;
Though his house isn't near,
His sibling's, I hear,
They often run into each other.
--- Hugh Clary
She confided the deeds to her brother.
When all's said and done,
She gave birth to a son,
And her brother'd made Suzie a mother.
--- Anon
Developed a virulent blister.
Though he'd fooled around
With most women in town,
His blister he got from his sister.
--- Pierce Evans
Decided to fuck sister Bonnie.
Though not menstruating
Yet, no chance he's taking,
So goes off and buys a li'l Johnny.
--- Anon
And knows nowt of creatures with bras on.
He gets her undressed,
Sets fire to her vest --
Confused between incest and arson.
--- Anon
Took me gently, but firmly, in hand.
With a hug and a squeeze
Brought me off of my knees,
And helped the best parts of me stand
--- John Miller
Let me get at that pretty young miss,
With her boobs and blonde hair
And her skirts up to there;
Never mind she's my thick teenage sis.
--- Anon
Who loved to frolic in fens.
They took off their pants,
And did their little dance,
One comes when the other one grins.
--- Matt King
Joe's one of those queer AC/DC's;
(When laying his sister
She must use a clyster --
He hates mixing pleasure with feces).
--- Armand Singer
Who said his first piece was pure hell.
Now this is no crap --
He got syph and clap
And knocked up his sister as well.
--- David Miller
Who lived just for boozing and sin.
He got quite a shock
When she pulled out his cock,
And incested that he put it in!
--- Anon
Was told my his mother, "Oh Bud!
What a way to raise blisters,
When you have such fine sisters,
And Bessie, just chewing her cud!"
--- John Miller
Who was really a shocking old rogue.
He adopted three pupils
Without any scruples,
When he heard that incest was in vogue.
--- E I
Said "Sweet Sis -- I'd like to be in ya',
But first I fuck ma,
Then diddle our pa,
And when the cat's done, I'll begin ya'!"
--- Friar T9801
Had a dick with a twenty-inch span.
Though he buggered his mother,
His sister and brother,
He could not get it on with his gran.
--- Peter Wilkins
Had never been had by a lad,
Apart from her dozens
Of brothers and cousins
And uncles and grandad and dad.
--- Peter Wilkins
It sounds an odd story to tell.
When aunts come to call,
Your dad has the gall
To jism the lot with his gel?
--- Anon
While Riff-Raff sucks hard on her breast.
And Janet and Rocky
Play naked bed hocky...
But Brad has no one to molest.
--- Scott Oliver
And licking the cunt of my mother.
But the joy of my life
Is to see my sweet wife
Suck pricks off, one after another!
--- Clement Wood G0740
She's in bed with my cousin Dan.
I'm fucking my mother,
While she sucks off my brother,
And he's tossing off my old man.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Undoubtedly good on the make.
He first had his cousin
And then a whole dozen,
And he never took time for a break.
--- Albin Chaplin
That deals with familial perversion,
What, who, and who does in
Regard to a cousin,
Scoffs at Darwinian aversion.
--- Chris Papa
Those country girl cousins are best!
They've no inhibitions;
No moral contritions.
There's nothing like good old incest.
--- Allen Wolverton
Was discovered her lover, Jim Crude.
Her dad said, "That's not nice."
He had thrown Jim out twice.
They were first cousins, Jim thrice removed.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0007
Had all these unnatural urges;
He buggered his cousins
Indeed by the dozens,
Plus maw, during seasonal splurges.
--- Armand E Singer 514
For it works day and night without rest,
So that each member gets
To drink and make bets,
And each takes his turn at incest.
--- Neal Wilgus P8608
Who was forced to flee to the interior.
He'd buggered a brother,
His father and mother;
But considered his sisters inferior.
--- L0484
Who said she had no love to spare.
When her suitor asked why,
He was left high and dry,
And besides, 'twas a family affair.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0741
Having sex with their cousins for kicks.
A family gathering
Ends up in a lathering,
Of tonsils, torsos, and tits.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Are deeply disturbed and inbred,
For only the nearest,
Most precious and dearest
Of family members they'll bed.
--- Peter Wilkins
For to Yeovil last week I did go.
And lacking a chance
For a spot of romance,
I was firmly rebuffed with a "No!"
--- Peter Wilkins
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