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That's right, Pete, my friend Tosser Hughes The family reunion went at six; Incest is a good way to bed. The garden I eat from is mine; A French boy, whose name is Pierre, What's wrong, sir, with loving your cousins? Try to avoid incest, if you can; Mr Kent is so mad he could freeze Incredibly base is young Slay; "You haven't a clue what to do", "Quite frankly I think you're a berk; "I fear you're quite useless young man; A father of three boys named J. Dickenson The Wantons live high on a hill. The kids who were born of these games, So sperm gushed out daily in torrents, Life on the hill was tempestuous, Now that is a list of their habits; Each week, George has an amorous date In the South, the boys love to dance I'll tell you about skinny Maddie: It seems like a good way to go: An old man from Tennessee State Of all of this land, the Midwest's They tell me, down in Alabama, There was a young baker named Gary, I married a girl from Montana, Although she's an ugly old hag, A lecherous viper named Durkee, So desperate for sex was Diane, Though shriveled and practically dead, I had a blond girlfriend so yummy, Me Mum, she has mentioned your name. Good sex is both pleasure and sin I spring out of bed watching Jerry Larrys first cousin seems to be sad, Al Einstein said, "I have a theory: For his daughter named Kate, horny Hugh The cousin was screwing her brother, There was a young lady named Fretter Though bishops and priests make their moan, The garden I eat from is mine. A young lad, his sis and a chum, "I see with some tart you have been." Now just stop that practice, young mister. "Aw, Mom, I've screwed Sister already, That's no chicken dinner, you lout; It caused a sever altercation; There was a young man from St Loo. "My Gramps is a thumb-twiddling man;" A tippler and his errant wife He ripped off all of her lingerie, My Grandfather used to say Our friends asked of Jennifer T; There was an old man of the East, There once was a girl so bad, Said Jim to his sweet sister Sue: An incestuous lady I knew "Oh do me!" said Brenda to Tim "Oh why, daddy, why? He's my brother; There was a young fellow named Lister Though father was somewhat perplexed When's the last time that you had a lover? Two siblings, they lifted the latch A visiting priest name of Bligh I'll tell of a boy that I knew --
Found all Yeovil gals would refuse.
Their brothers and dads
Drove off other lads;
He had to go tup a few ewes.
--- Tiddy Ogg
All gathered for food, fun and "pics."
Bub turned to his dad,
And said, "This ain't bad.
It's a great place for me to meet chicks!"
--- Uncle Jack
Stops the genes from being widespread.
And if there's a weakness,
Or any bad sickness,
Most offspring will finish up dead!
--- Archie
'Tis my corn I mash for my wine.
I ride my own horse,
And sex is, of course,
Reserved for my family line.
--- Anon
Engaged in a family affair.
He and big brother
Were gang-banging Mother
While Sis sucked off Dad in his chair.
--- Anon
The girl ones I've had by the dozens,
'Thout getting a blister
Like from my big sister,
Or settin' off gossipers buzzin's.
--- Anon
Don't do it with legal dad or dam,
Nor grandfather, nor mother;
Not sister, nor brother --
Don't bugger-up God's Genetic Plan.
--- W H Auden P8705
For last week his third wife, Louise,
Who loves extra sex,
Screwed her young cousin, Rex...
He's a big pickle packer from Keyes.
--- Grand Prix Lim 631
He bedded his granny in hay.
And the only thing that
Stopped her birthing a brat;
She'd ceased having monthlies last May.
--- Armand E Singer 423
Grandma Mary said, laughing at Hugh
As he stood there aghast
And embarrassed; his mast
Dripping jizm all over his shoe.
--- Anon
Don't you know what to do with your dirk?
When I offer my hand
And my cunt for your gland,
Do you think that I mean you to jerk?"
--- Anon
Will you leave just as fast as you can;
But you might ask your mother
To send in your brother."
"OK", whimpered Hugh to his gran.
--- Anon
Found incest to be quite a lot of fun.
"Even though Jay
May be quite gay,
His name matches his avocation."
--- Henry Mucha
And they've never heard of the pill.
So jigs on the mountain
Brought kids beyond countin',
And probably they're doing it still.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Were all given two-barrelled names;
Jim-Bob, Sally-Jean,
Billy-Sue, he's a queen,
And so is his bro, Jesse-James.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Which many may view with abhorrence.
But students of lit.
Won't hear of such shit,
It's no worse than David H. Lawrence.
--- Tiddy Ogg
With all of those parties incestuous.
John sees Mary-Ellen,
Whose belly is swellin';
"Jim-Bob has been way to impetuous!"
--- Tiddy Ogg
They say if it moves, you should jab it.
Now three generations
In mixed copulations,
You'll find they're as rampant as rabbits.
--- Tiddy Ogg
With a working girl, his first cousin Kate.
Though her fee is quite steep,
George gets off rather cheap
With the discounted low family rate.
--- William N Nesbit P0007
With sisters, and cousins and aunts.
It don't really matter,
The former's the latter;
They all get in each other's pants.
--- Gene Brady
At eating she's terribly faddy.
Her stomach is hollow,
For all she will swallow
Is jism from brother and daddy.
--- Tiddy Ogg
They often die beggin' fo' mo'.
And always, my frien',
They part with a grin,
For incest is best - now I know.
--- Anon
Told researchers he could relate.
"Relations with all
The gals I can ball --
'Cause here we think incest is great."
--- Anon
The dullest, and boredom infests
Almost every act --
Even sex, where in fact,
The latest thrill going's incests.
--- John Miller
Most every young boy fucks his mama,
Or sister or cousin,
Ten times or a dozen,
Each night if they can't find a llama.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Who announced he was going to marry.
He would marry his cousin;
Produce a baker's dozen;
She said that he'd better not tarry.
--- Arthur Pattaffy
But since she ignored my banana,
My mother-in-law
(Though a nagging old whore)
Has been promising sexual nirvana.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And her bosoms are starting to sag,
And she's seventy-eight,
I'm afraid to relate
That I'm tempted to give her a shag.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Whose needs are both kinky and murky,
Loves screwing his mother,
Three sisters, his brother;
Digesting his Thanksgiving turkey.
--- Armand Singer
In her nineties she'd chase any man;
But like rabbits they'd run,
Except Keith who liked fun
With his hundred-and-one year old gran.
--- Anon
The old crone and the boy are to wed.
So what's in it for Keith?
Well, Diane has no teeth,
And she gums him to heaven in bed.
--- Anon
I'd come with some force on her tummy.
And when I was through,
She'd say, "Oh thank you!"
I'm so glad she wasn't my mummy.
--- Dudesdead
She told me that you are insane.
Though big in the cock,
You never would knock,
But you sure liked to join in the game.
--- Dudesdead
This is file hom
That leads to a rummage within.
And after you mate
There is much guilt and hate,
So best not attempt it with Kin.
--- Anon
And see Sherry who used to be Larry,
Who was born quite the man,
But prefers to dress "glam",
And his first cousins who he will marry.
--- Jerry Springer
Because she liked Sherry best, as a lad.
"How can you be a lass,
With that big hairy ass!",
She yelled as she snuggled with dad.
--- South of Eden
Relativity won't be so dreary
If male relatives would
Perform as they should
With their auant, sister, niece, and mom, deary."
--- Travis
Was searching to get him a screw.
But his son was on Kate,
So old Hugh had to wait
Twenty minutes before son was through.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2984
The uncle was screwing their mother,
The fathers and aunts
Had abandoned their pants,
And were each giving head to each other.
--- Cap'n Bean P0007
Whose man was a wondrous go-getter.
Though she found that relations
With this man were sensations,
Her relations' relations were better.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2073
And laws in most parts don't condone
Such family frolics,
That's all pure boloocks.
There's nothing like rolling your own.
--- Tiddy Ogg
'Tis my grapes I mash for my wine.
I ride my own horse,
And sex is, of course,
Reserved for my family line.
--- Travis Brasell
Stayed over one night with his mum;
A bed they did share,
Hands and cocks everywhere,
And covered the girls with their cum.
--- Anon
"Of course not, dear wife, that's obscene!"
"So whose is this lipstick
Smudge here on your dipstick?"
"Why, only our daughter's, Eileen."
--- Anon
Your todger is starting to blister.
It seems that your hand
Is too coarse for your gland.
Upstairs now, and roger your sister.
--- Anon
And Granny, plus homely Aunt Betty;
Please, grant me this favor:
Mom, I'd like to savor
A wank while you model your teddy."
--- Anon
I know just what it is you're about.
But okay, have your fun,
And when you're quite done,
Ensure that your Ma spits it out.
--- Anon
Her parents yelled stern objuration:
"It's acceptable, maybe,
That you have a baby,
But not by so close a relation."
--- Jim Drew
Who gave his sister a screw.
He said with aplomb,
You're better than Mom."
She replied, "That's what Dad said so, too!"
--- Anon
Said Jack, "since the death of my Gran.
His twiddling rubs blisters
Inside of my sisters
Tight cunt, while she's lickin' Aunt Fran."
--- Travis Brasell
Fought in vicious connubial strife...
For he caught her in bed
With her own Uncle Fred,
Both enjoying the time of their life!
--- Grand Prix Lim 316
And parted her pubes so gingery.
He called her a cow,
And hurt her and now,
Adds incest to insult to injury.
--- Jonners
In a most regretful way,
"Cousins we should not marry;
The results could be scary,
But the next hill is so far away."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
How the date was that she'd had with me.
"He did as he oughter,
Treated me like a daughter..."
"Hey! Incest!" I shouted with glee.
--- Anon
Who gave all his children a feast;
But they all drank so much,
And their conduct was such --
Twelve counts of incest at least.
--- Edwardian Leer 096 P9306
She screwed every cock to be had;
Five cousins, three uncles,
A kid with carbuncles,
Not to mention her nightly with dad.
--- MrMalo
"Mom's much better fucking than you."
Said Sue, "What a bore!
I have heard that before,
From Daddy and Grandpappy too."
--- G0776
Climbed the Rockies to witness the view.
They reminded her rather,
She said, of her father,
Her brothers and great-uncle too.
--- Hugh Oliver 96b
As she fingered her quivering quim.
"Well OK then, my daughter",
Said Tim, "But you oughta
Stop screwing around with young Jim."
--- Anon
We love and respect one another."
Said Brenda to Tim
As he fucked her with vim,
And said, "Jim Boy is screwing your mother."
--- Anon
Who said to his dad, "Call me Mister.
Though I'm just twenty-two,
I am better than you,
For I've just fucked my mother and sister."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0935
He did not appear to be vexed.
He said, "You can have mother
Since I've just fucked your brother,
Now prepare, for your asshole is next."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0936
And you can't count your dad or your brother;
Or your childhood molester,
Nor your dear Uncle Fester.
Oops...didn't mean to blow your cover!
--- Anon
And spied Lizzie doing her snatch.
Peter said, "Wow!"
Petal said, "Now!"
They committed incest with dispatch!
--- Anon
Gave succor to a fellow named Nye.
Began genuflecting,
As Nye's dick was erecting,
Thus Nye poked old Bligh in the eye!
--- Mr X
He can't speak himself, but it's true --
He bit on some sludge
Which he thought was brown fudge,
Then found it was quick-setting glue!
--- Mary Danby - 2nd Armada
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