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Mad Monk would endure flagellation, It is certainly not just your fault, A CRYPTONYM to foil the fuzz; Old Bernie often used to quip, The night lady satisfied, NOT! Hamlet was known as CUNCTATOR, That guy who delays, the CUNCTATOR, Most women prefer a CUNCTATOR Time-limited presence of CURFEW Some guys who had too much cold brew, In old days Rxs doctors viewed CYANOSIS means oxygen small, Low O2 brings CYANOSIS, The bike path for endless miles crawls; My pup has CYCLOPEAN PAWS; In massive effort CYCLOPEAN, In Connecticut, we build fences of stones. The lewd of Cyprus, twice Cyprian, I'm hardly what you'd call a prude. Life's passage is surely a DAEDEL, Foreign spy with DAEDEL plan, Real elections now seem a lost cause. DAEDAL, of intricate ways, The maze inventor was DAEDAL, Our DAEDAL manuvers, birth to end, I think there's a lot to be said, Multilayered sandwich, DAGWOOD, The sandwich we call a DAGWOOD DALTONISM on the Irish scene To Norm no one holds the candle, DANDLING, an old form of foreplay, A DANEGELD I'd willingly pay DANEGELD, cash paid for protection, DANEGELD, paid by English blokes, A usurer's fetters are DARBIES. Roast beef sandwiches, known as RB's, DARBY AND JOAN used to be, When hand-in-hand, DARBY AND JOAN, Some frown, while others may smile, For unlike our Barbie and Ken, The couple know as DARBY AND JOAN, That seems quite a stretch, I suppose, A DARWINIAN sperm we'll call Jerry DARWINIAN theroy is said In the "fly-over" states you are liable When E Wilson of Harvard grew roses, DARWINIAN behavior is such When considering posterity, Beauty's not DASYPYGAL derriere; A DASYPYGAL derriere Having seen the baboon's big red ass Waking up in a post drinking fog, While feeling was one way to tell The DAUNTLESS will all caution spurn, The one without fear is DAUNTLESS. Our cheers for the DAUNTLESS exude DAVEY JONES' LOCKER is not for me; The sea floor of DAVEY JONES' LOCKER They say that there's fun to be found We think of the Brits as our friend. Of English roadway's I'd flout; A husband who feared being cuckold When Noah stepped out of the ark, If a DEBONAIR dude did cherchez There once was a dude DEBONAIR, To be considered DEBONAIR
Whenever he caused a sensation
With play like a rabbit
Beneath sister's habit,
He called "CRYPTIC COPULATION."
--- Chris Papa
And I would not your errors exalt,
But in hidden games
Of such cryptic names,
A CRYPTONYM is surely a vault.
--- Daniel Ford
The criminal oft used to buzz
For many a year,
Until, I much fear,
The guy forgot just who he was.
--- Chris Papa
'Bout an outburst from his Ladyship.
"If future use thumb, Shaw,
You've already come, Shaw,
And I didn't even feel the tip!"
--- Gunjan
For her mighty labors she got
A roll in the straw,
Then meagre CUMSHAW,
One small and overripe kumquat.
--- Chris Papa
An out and out stepfather hater,
Who talked with the dead,
Took Ophelia to bed,
A wedding?, "I'll see you later!"
--- Chris Papa
Is not merely a long-time waiter,
But a through and through
(Though technically few)
Down and dirty procrastinator
--- Daniel Ford
Who shuns sooner and tries to come later.
"Don't be in a rush;
Wait for my cheeks to flush.
Else you are just a masturbator.
--- Norm Brust
Holds unexpressed promise to turf you.
Should you try to persist
On street occupants list,
When police come collect the sure few.
--- Daniel Ford
Decided to break the CURFEW,
They were then quickly nailed,
And then promptly jailed;
They now have plenty time to stew.
--- Chris Papa
Were well-writ in lines CURLICUED.
Now medical staffs
Employ cryptographs,
Over which many pharmacists brood.
--- Chris Papa
Is response to starved tissue's call,
Lest properly fed,
It soon will be dead,
CYANOSIS, Sayonara, you all!
--- Chris Papa
Preceded by some psychosis,
And, without some air,
Will bring a fixed stare
And premature apoptosis. (cell death)
--- Daniel Ford
No food, souvenirs, blessed stalls.
When they're caught in a bind,
Riders duck 'round behind
Adjoining CYCLOPEAN walls.
--- Bob Dvorak
He needs them, we're sure just because
At the very least,
He'll be a huge beast,
Who'll keep away all our in-laws.
--- Chris Papa
United Nations European
Are trying to reverse
Nationalism perverse,
That caused wars and great strife plebian.
--- Daniel Ford
CYCLOPEAN, we pile them like bones.
From one's rocky fields
One get plentiful yields,
To mark off the land which one owns.
--- Norm Brust
Do dance wild steps, terpsichorean,
To seduce each other's
Sly sisters and brothers,
Some tourists, and a Slick Korean.
--- Daniel Ford
And I'm not, in the CYPRIAN sense, lewd.
Though my figure's not Greek,
But I'm not a freak,
But you'll never catch me running around nude.
--- Norm Brust
Begun when we're still in the cradle.
We then spend our days
In it's varied maze,
Dipping for joy with large ladle.
--- Chris Papa
Explosives inside of a van.
Ignited too soon,
Blew part to Rangoon,
The other half back to Iran.
--- Darryl
Within recent years we've had pause
To see that court rules,
Like confusion of fools,
Interpreting those DAEDAL laws.
--- Chris Papa
Ingenious, the lexicon says,
But adding an "R",
Takes us quite far,
To where the spinning Draedal displays.
--- Chris Papa
Whose wings avoided bipedal.
From Minos' landscapes
Inventor excapes
To Sicel through eye of needle.
--- Daniel Ford
Fill our bellies and the wolf off fend.
Pol gives the rich more
And steals from the poor.
Robin Hood in reverse; not our friend.
--- Elois
When asking for lots to be fed;
A DAGWOOD's a must;
It's better than just
Ordering up a BUMSTEAD.
--- Chris Papa
Has such high fat content, it could
Make arteries teeny,
So place zucchini
In sandwich where salami stood.
--- Daniel Ford
Holds all the leftovers it could.
From throughout the fridge,
A bread-layered ridge,
With more to eat that a man should.
--- Daniel Ford
Produces result rather mean,
With green haired colleens
As St Paddy queens,
Who wear red instead of the green.
--- Chris Papa
With babes that he knows how to DANDLE.
He's one of those lugs
That prefers big jugs,
The more there, the better to handle.
--- Chris Papa
Is hardly in use today.
And as to big jugs,
When it comes to tight hugs,
I find they just get in the way.
--- Norm Brust
In boonies to keep quiet way.
'Cause folks moving in
Bring discord and din.
"We'll change things", they brazenly say.
--- Elois
Is like soft money in an American election.
Those who are smarties
Pay up to both parties,
Thus ensuring a White House connection.
--- Norm Brust
This is file hkl
A pittance to Mafia folks,
Who deal in such stuff.
'Twas baredly enough
To pay for big Tony's fat smokes.
--- Chris Papa
So also those handcuffs of Barbies,
Who practice in den,
Beyond all our Ken,
While humming to tunes of some far Bees.
--- Daniel Ford
Are sold by a chain known as Arby's.
I have a cousin
Who can eat a dozen,
So we have to keep him in DARBIES.
--- Norm Brust
Like Harriet-Ozz of TV;
Domestic bliss pair,
Exceedingly rare,
Unlike some sad spouses I see.
--- Chris Papa
Seem unable to leave each other alone.
On thinking back
To knick-knack paddy-whack,
She may offer the old dog a bone.
--- Daniel Ford
For as seen in today's life style,
That DARBY AND JOAN
May keen love life hone,
Each lady a hot homophile.
--- Chris Papa
They simply have no use for men.
Or just tap their ranks
To take from sperm banks,
For kids of their own, now and then.
--- Chris Papa
Together, old and grey, have grown.
In the evening they play chess.
Why? Can't you guess?
It's been years since Darby had a bone.
--- Norm Brust
When poor Darby he has a limp hose.
That bone she might throw
Might be a dildo.
Would it help him? The question I pose.
--- Chris Papa
Was launched in a way I'd call merry.
But he took a wrong turn,
And now sadly we learn
He failed to be Jerry or Mary.
--- Barb
To explain shapely legs on coed:
Over many a year,
Nicer legs bring more cheer,
So they tend to become more widespread.
--- David Finely
To meet folks who live by the bible.
To them, science DARWINIAN
Is merely opinion,
And a two-cell zygote is viable.
--- Norm Brust
He shunned all the tried and true roses.
His Darwinian need
To widen his seed,
Made him search for the wild and new roses.
--- David Finley
That men like to ogle and touch,
When searching for mate,
And sex they think great,
Preserving posterity much.
--- Chris Papa
Please do forgive my temerity.
But majority
Of posteriority
Is behind us! (Jocularity!!)
--- Daniel Ford
No, it's smooth and taut as lady fair.
And I'll never forget
The night the sun set
On hillocks of Londonderry air.
--- Daniel Ford
In men's not particularly rare,
While ladies hirsute
Are considered cute
In Middle East kingdom somewhere.
--- Chris Papa
As he emerges from the tall grass,
Were I he, I'd elect
A DASYPYGAL effect --
Not pretty, but a bit more class.
--- Norm Brust
Next to cam of her marital cog,
She patted his butt
And knew in her gut,
'Twas a rear DASYPYGAL, her dog's.
--- Elois
Who cuddled next in sleeping well,
Some hubbies I know
Like canine hair grow,
But they do have a quite different smell!
--- Chris Papa
And dangerous deeds they might earn,
Like taking a job
With that Washington slob,
Perhaps as a willing intern.
--- Chris Papa
Though his environ be tauntless,
He stands firm to say,
"I won't run away,
And won't join the ranks of the vauntless."
--- Daniel Ford
A hope that attacks won't intrude.
How could we know
His shouted "No go!"
Results from boots to the road glued.
--- Daniel Ford
Never a mermaid I'd choose to be.
They can hug, they can kiss,
And they don't seem to miss
Pay day, finale, et le grand prix.
--- Elois
Is where I'd throw a heavy rocker
Whose war on my ears
Ain't drowned by ten beers.
I'd ask Snoopy to shoot that Fokker.
--- Daniel Ford
In DAVEY JONES' LOCKER around
The floor of the sea,
Where mermaids swim free,
All sexy and swimming ungowned.
--- Chris Papa
They visit, but some have bad end.
They get in a car,
Forget where they are,
Through rotaries, DEASIL they wend.
--- Elois
The "rotaries" you state, no doubt,
That circle, you see
Is known formally
As an eternal "roundabout."
--- Chris Papa
Was planning to cheat and he chuckled.
Thus wife knew he lusted
And so he was busted,
Without getting his belt DEBACLED.
--- Gary Hallock
His wife was the first to DEBARK.
"I think that we oughter
Call this the French Quarter.
It's so close to old Jackson Park."
--- Chris Papa
Les femmes their fine asset to assay,
I'm sure he'd oft find
Protection behind
That suggested that he should sashay.
--- Daniel Ford
Who chechezed les femmes with a flair.
To nines he was dressed
And ladies, impressed,
But he like them butt-naked bare.
--- Chris Papa
Requires panache and a certain flair,
For women and drink,
And living on the brink,
And a touch of the Devil-may-care.
--- Norm Brust
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