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In Colombia, South Carolina, Soldiers hastened to put down the gun Whatever your own peccadillo To a whorehouse there came a strange creep They are closing the old Mustang Ranch, In the yard on an old army cot, Though they've vanished like five cent cigars, A house is not always a home, A hostess-staffed ballroom in Dallas You will find that the House of Pauline In a building that once housed a brewery, It's not just the music of cellos There was an old madam named Potts, There once was a whorehouse in space, I heard there's a rule No. 3 The solution that you here depict An Amsterdam clam I did cock-o, Remember "Chez-What-Was-His-Face"? I was mourning for dearest Le Geeze; I wonder if Chez's is still there 'Twas at a Chinese house of ill-repute; There were all kinds of ho's in the room; She was too much for me, Wai Tu Fatt; "Me love you in all kind of weather."; I needed a quick change of venue, As my finger went down the whole lot; My finger came to Goo Wei Chik; I left that house of disgrace "Allo? I eez beezy," said Fifi. An innocent, virginal, dreamy I had the same thing with young Kate. By contrast, young Fifi's up-front. Peter strolled down the Champs Elysees While learning to play the bassoon There once was two ladies from Paris, With the well-run Kraut brothel in sight, I rang Northern Escorts last night, Mary and Joyce, our two pearls! The pleasures of old Singapore There was a stout lad of the fleet, An artist, one night in Khartoum, An indian down in Khartoum Locked with a hooker fell Brown A madam once set up a tent After driving all day (God it's hot!) Said the barkeep, "For your appetite, "Well alright!" I paid up, took a pair Second right, I kicked open the door; I stopped; put the beer bottles down; This good old gal then let a fart; That whorehouse of Vlad's is a pit. That turned me around mighty quick, The Johns, in long lines, try to cash in. Peter Lilley and Michael Portillo, (two ex-cabinet ministers)
There was an old whore from Bengal It's Rodeo Night at Jean-Claude's, You know that Le Geeze passed away, I've saved something special, remember? It's attached to a rodeo machine; So Saturday, please don't be dumb; Now this is most wonderful news! I'll be there with boots and a hat, Oh, please, can I make reservations? There's no need to reserve for tomorrow; Jean-Claude's guys are "up" for inspection, There are males from all over the place I'm brushing up now on my French,
There's a combination whorehouse and diner.
With an entree of beef stew
You get a really fine screw,
And their shishkabob/blowjob's even finer.
--- Michael Weinstein P9206
Because leave-time meant time for some fun.
Viet vets with their raises
Still sing loud the praises
Of the House of the Rising Sun.
--- Rick Kaplowitz P9205
With leather, a sheep, or a pillow.
Whatever you do,
They'll satisfy you
At Kate's Transcendental Bordello.
--- Larry J Davis P9205
Who requested and paid for "Bo Peep."
She came with flock and crook
And her strange John said, "Look,"
Then proceeded to screw all the sheep.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P9205
Goin' the way of Dodge City's Long Branch;
Will there be a yard sale,
Bidets and towels stale,
Or a mattress with residual stench?
--- Anon
One last chance at a favorite twat;
With condoms raised high,
Wave to all a good-bye;
We'll go blind when it cannot be bought!
--- Anon
The dodo, and free lunch at bars,
We still much deplore
That the good whore of yore
Works no longer in plush sex bazaars.
--- Grand Prix Lim 26
According to Ms. Adler's tome.
But could you deny
Men would like to try,
To settle there -- never to roam.
--- Larry J Davis P9205
Excited much Bible Belt malice.
Guys could dance for a buck,
Then, for five, fund a fuck...
It was nicknamed "The Poontango Palace."
--- Jim O'Conner P9205
Is where critical men will convene.
In the month of July
She was rated BEST BUY
In a nationally-known magazine.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 P8403
I have opened an elegant screwery,
And hope it succeeds
With men of all creeds,
Be they Protestant, Catholic, or Jewery.
--- Norm Storer
That identifies high-class bordellos;
They offer occasion
For either persuasion,
For some of their ladies are fellows.
--- Norm Storer P9205a
Whose house was the finest of spots.
With your car you'd arrive in,
Take one out to the drive-in,
But could not take her out of the lots.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1636
That traveled all over the place.
In the whole solar system
No one could resist 'em,
But few could keep up with the pace.
--- Neal Wilgus P8511
Designed for a tourist like me:
'For men who are curious,
Fuck fast and fuck furious
All Amsterdam women you see.'
--- Anon
Is useless in this whole conflict.
In the situ I mention,
Better lessen my tension
In Amsterdam's red-light district.
--- Anon
And that window girl sat on my jock-o.
Don't be timid, sweet thing;
If it wasn't for eating,
It wouldn't be shaped like a taco.
--- Anon
This lovely, adorable place,
Where we ladies would rest
And where we found the best
Love-making on earth or in space?
--- Anon
He surely did know how to please
This lonely old Miss --
How I wish he might kiss
My lips and my hips and my... please!
--- Anon
And I wonder would anyone care
To show me the way
To fun laughter and play;
Tell me how to find pleasure - and where!
--- Anon
Because of an urge I couldn't refute;
The madam: Ho Mahn,
I believe a woman,
Said, "Fifty dollar take care of you flute."
--- Anon
And the air smelled like Chinese perfume;
When Won Wai Tu Fat,
Came beside me and sat,
And said, "Come-up with me and boom-boom."
--- Anon
Though a friend, thinks fat's where it's at;
Her left titty was gone,
And she had on a thong,
With a bush like a fuzzy welcome mat.
--- Anon
When she walked, her thighs rubbed together;
Her right titty flopped,
And her pubic hair mopped
The floor, like a worn piece of leather.
--- Anon
Ho Mahn handed me the house menu;
There were all kinds of prices,
For the pleasures and vices,
And a throbbing, beckoning to continue.
--- Anon
It paused right on Chu Sum Twat;
I thought about Fatt,
And I passed quick on that;
I thought about getting crotch rot.
--- Anon
Sloppy seconds...messy Chinese trick;
I re-read the thang,
Picked, Yung Poon Tang,
Seemed like the right Tang for the plick.
--- Anon
With an ear-to-ear smile on my face;
I'll be back again,
With a hundred-and-ten,
Bucks, for Ho Mahn and her place.
--- Anon
"Be wiz you, monsieur, in a jifi;
But eef you can't wait,
Knock on door number eight,
And young Mimi will see to your stifi."
--- Peter Wilkins
Expression on beautiful Mimi;
But deep down desires
Much like smoldering fires,
Promise night-times, volcanic and steamy.
--- Peter Wilkins
So randy I just couldn't wait,
But Kate's sis was willing.
I gave her a milling,
I'd I'd come when Kate came too late.
--- Tiddy Ogg
She'll approach you and ask for a punt,
Saying, "Fancy a cure
For your stiffy, monsieur?"
As she presses your hand to her cunt.
--- Peter Wilkins
With a leash on two poodles Francais.
Young Mimi and Fifi
Enthralled mutts quite beefy,
Who sniffed this fine doggy buffet.
--- Randog
This is file hfm
In a bordello in downtown Rangoon,
My reputation for blowing
Got all the girls going.
These Burmese gals love a good tune.
--- Bill Wall
Who said to me, "Please come and share us."
They did me all ways,
And now I sing praise,
It turned out they were hookers from Kara's.
--- Richard Long
The troops put the Wehrmacht to flight.
And to no one's surprise,
The girls switched to GIs
Without losing even a night.
--- A N Wilkins P9205
To ask for a night of delight.
"Let's see," said the voice,
"We have Mary or Joyce;
You may check them out now on our site."
--- Peter Wilkins
Both royalty! Daughters of Earls!
So shy and discreet!
So wonderfully sweet!
They're two of our daintier girls.
--- Hermione
Are seductive -- you cry out for more.
There's massages and rubs
And dubious clubs,
With unspeakable things on the floor.
--- Bill Wall
In Cherbourg, in the chips, and in heat.
He bought out La Maison
De Madam de Bonbon,
And kept calling for girls toot-di-sweet.
--- John Ciardi
Was broke and in need of a room.
He swapped an intaglio
To rent a seraglio
And got a bit more than a rheum.(discharge from eyes & nose)
--- Philo Logue P8407
Runs a whorehouse for freaks in her room.
But a bitch from Bombay
Daisy-chains it away,
While she's friggin her ass with a broom!
--- G0629
From a steep cat-house roof to the ground.
Arms entwined; knocked out cold;
When a passing drunk told
The Madam, "Your sign just fell down!"
--- Theo Heller P9205
With a red light hung over the vent,
Where girls could rent asses
Quite cheap to the masses,
Because of the savings in rent.
--- Norm Storer P9205
I found Maude's, and I groaned "I crave twat;
Barkeep, need the roughest
And by God the toughest
And meanest old whore that you've got."
--- Allen Wolverton
(Remember the fit won't be tight)
We got her, (won't bite)
For an hour or all night;
Down the hall, second door on the right.
--- Allen Wolverton
Of cold bottles of beer to her lair;
Down the hall I did lunge,
Thinking how I would plunge
My hot prick in the wild raunchy mare.
--- Allen Wolverton
"Where in hell is that mean rough tough whore?"
"You just found her, young dude"
As she quickly stripped nude,
Bending over, put palms on the floor.
--- Allen Wolverton
Sort of gulped; it was hairy and brown!
"How'd you know the position
I want for coition?
Hold on babe, we're going to town."
--- Allen Wolverton
In my face her twat winked (oh my heart!).
"It's so tough, can't abuse it;
You might want to use it
To open those beers 'fore we start!"
--- Allen Wolverton
The desk clerk he hired's a twit.
I packed up my bags,
Said, "Good-bye!" to those hags,
But on my way out I got bit.
--- Anon
For my head it did spin
Okay, I'll come back...
Give the job one more crack,
But my teeth just might give you a prick.
--- Anon
My new reputation is passion.
I warn them (in vain,
Cause they're loving the pain)
"The blow job may make you look ashen."
--- Anon
Thought wanking and bumming were brillo.
So they took off their socks,
And got out their cocks,
In a sleazy Westminster bordello.
--- Tez Burke
Who maintained her house in a hall.
This fine use of her senses
Cut down all expenses;
Her piece price dropped to wholesale for all.
--- Albin Chaplin
And she'll be the Belle of the Bawds,
If she can stuff up this dong;
(It's ten inches long!)
Beats everything over a Maudes.
--- Ericka
But his spirit is here now to stay.
Girls, you must know
That there'll be a show
At Jean-Claude's on Saturday.
--- Kitten
A taxidermist took care of that member;
He expertly preserved
What is now reserved
For subscribers who sign in September.
--- Kitten
The best thing that I've ever seen.
Colored buttons lead
To options of speed,
And there is much humping between.
--- Kitten
We will eat some steaks and mash gum.
There will be a reward
For the last one to board,
Who is also the last one to come.
--- Kitten
It will be quite exciting to use
Le Geeze's lost member,
Erect like tall timber,
Attached to a bucker that moos.
--- Jeanie
A bolo tie and pair of chaps.
The rest of me bare,
When I perch on that chair
And ride like a wanton hellcat.
--- Jeanie
Are there guys of different nations?
I'd like a French guy;
(I think you guess why),
I'm looking forward with anticipation.
--- Anon
Just arrive and instructions you'll follow.
There will be fun
For everyone;
We'll have a great time: goodbye sorrow!
--- Anon
So there's no need for circumspection.
Choose the one for you,
(You can even have two)
A photo album shows each erection.
--- Anon
And not one has a horrible face.
There are bodies for all
Some big, some small,
Some run, some walk -- choose your pace.
--- Anon
So I can lure more than one wench,
For a tune-up supreme,
About which they'll dream...
I'll loosen them all with my wrench.
--- Anon
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