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It's time to go set the alarm,
I'll soon will be leaving the farm
To go to the city,
For 'hot nitty-gritty':
That's Friday night sex done with charm!
--- Anon

Tonight we'll cruise down the old river,
And drink a few brews for my liver;
Then after the cruise
She'll light my long fuse,
Then what an explosion I'll give 'er!
--- Anon

There's no-one around now, my dear.
Come on in; shut the door - over here.
You may fondle my thighs,
Make my dongle arise;
You may do what you like with my gear.
--- Anon

Jean-Claude's hung a note on the door
"Please enter for pleasures galore
Tonight it is free
There's no entrance fee
Come on in and the wine will pour"
--- Anon

Then we'll all choose an envelope;
There'll be no "kick 'n rush" or grope.
When you find your match,
Hold on to your catch;
They're all experts; they're able to cope;
--- Anon

Then we'll each be off to a room,
Accompanied by our groom;
The rest you must tell
Here on A J L;
You will not be shy, I assume.
--- Anon

It was 10 when I stood at that door,
Wondering what was in store...
Jean-Claude let me in.
(He was dressed in a pin-
Striped beret and a smile, nothing more...)
--- Anon

I blushed as he relocked the key
And he said, "Not to worry, cheri.
Tonight's 'invite only'
Especially for lonely
Young wives. Mum's the word, mon ami!"
--- Anon

I entered into a large room
Where music played at low volume.
A bowl sitting there,
Full of small little square
Envelopes, beckoned me like perfume...
--- Anon

I chose one at random and was all
A-tremble when I read, "You get Paul.
He's in Room Eleven.
You also get Kevin.
A pair guaranteed to enthrall."
--- Anon

Paul had a most manly physique,
Like one of those Gods who were Greek...
His cock was erected
And nicely protected,
With a condom bought in a boutique...
--- Anon

He said it would glow in the dark
And he plied it with skill (his trademark).
And what staying power!
(We romped for an hour)
And he once made a sound like a bark!
--- Anon

But Kevin was better, my dears...
He did things to me not done in years...
I swear that his tongue
Was a half a foot long...
And the dear boy could breathe through his ears!
--- Anon

I've been licked, lapped and sucked on in places
I'd forgotten existed! They're aces!
I'll remember their names
And all of their games,
And angelically handsome young faces...
--- Anon

My evening in ecstacy went
By much too quick and I am spent!
My knees are like jelly;
My breasts and my belly
Still tingle. They were heaven sent!
--- Anon

I'm tired and worn out and glad,
Such a good time I seldom have had!
Although only one guy
For me - I thought - My!
But till then I did not know 'my' Tad...
--- Anon

I'd say, best I liked room number 4;
(The one with the sun on the door).
A whirlpool was sprinkling
Lights like stars twinkling,
And white sand was covering the floor.
--- Anon

When we entered I said "Beg your pardon...
This looks like a Japanese garden
In a warm full moon night!"
Wow -- it felt right --
Already my nipples did harden!
--- Anon

Lovely Ted whispered words in my ear
And helped me to undress - oh dear!
I went out of my mind
When his ..HMMMM.. I did find.
I was far too greedy, I fear.
--- Anon

After we had let off the first 'steam'
And my face started to gladly beam,
We jumped into the pool
Where we'd laugh and we'd fool
Around - yes we made a great team!
--- Anon

From the distance I heard music play;
No longer in water we'd stay.
I stretched out on a bed
And then sweet lovely Ted,
Softly touched me and I heard him say:
--- Anon

"A masssge I vill give you, sveet'eart,
Just tell me, dear, vhere shall I start?
At your feet or your face
Or your 'ot 'ungry place?
My 'ands surely vill vork vith art!"
--- Anon

His hands were so gentle and tender;
How could I do else than surrender?
He had me all moaning,
All sighing and groaning,
And this time I was not a pretender.
--- Anon

Then he stroked me with leaves of bamboo,
Kissed my lips and my neck, shoulders too.
And his sensible mouth
Worked its lovely way south,
So again I exploded...ooh - OOOOH!
--- Anon

For an hour or so we just lay
While hands and tongues still up to play.
Well, then I took the rein
And - you guessed it! - again
We were heavenwards-bound, so-to-say.
--- Anon

The night was still young; there was more
Ted did to me there on the floor.
But my eyes... they are closing,
I nearly am dozing,
I sure need a rest now, before...
--- Anon

Oh Girls you must go to Room "T";
It's brimming full with mystery.
Just take my word,
You'll come out blurred;
I'll relate what happened to me.
--- Anon

Handcuffs, blindfolds and a feather;
Chains and small nix made of leather;
The thought of his fingers
On my memory lingers;
Seem to recall there was some heather.
--- Anon

He said "You've got nothing to do;
I'm going to take care of you."
As he took of my clothes,
My temperature rose;
He just smiled with his eyes so blue.
--- Anon

He then carried me to the bed;
I can't tell you what was in my head.
He had such charm;
I tried to stay calm,
But found myself trembling instead.
--- Anon

He told me my body was "yummy",
As he laid me down on my tummy.
I said to my chum
"Please use a condom
I don't want to become a mummy."
--- Anon

He said "Don't worry I'll take care
My job is to carry you there.
You've nothing to fear,
Just relax my dear."
It was more than I could bear.
--- Anon

I was bound by my hands and my feet,
When I sniffed an essence so sweet.
Hot droplets fell;
My heart did swell;
I couldn't wait for the moment we'd "meet!"
--- Anon

This is file hem

I was massaged from neck to toes,
And not only my temperature rose.
He was such an expert
And he made it hurt;
He sure knew how desire grows.
--- Anon

Now I don't want to spoil the show,
But girls to Room "T" you must go.
At the end of the game,
I said "What's your name?"
And he said "Just ask for Pedro."
--- Anon

I've sampled Jean Claude's killer brew,
That tasty and warm frothy spew,
As he tongued with pleasure
My soft fragrant treasure,
And slid in his fingers - one, two.
--- Anon

Before getting into my pants
And claiming he wanted romance,
He tickled my nips
With wet luscious lips,
And slowly we began to dance.
--- Anon

He said, "Dear, I hope you don't mind,
Your cunt I'll be wanting to grind
Up against the wall
With both of my balls
And pole, which I'm sure you will find...
--- Anon

...Is hard as a rock, growing bigger;
Feel 'round, discover the trigger."
Out like a shot,
Coming quite hot,
He smiled and said, "I got to frig her!"
--- Anon

That squealing is not my complaint!
I find making love sounds, quite quaint.
It's tattling later
Of which I'm a hater.
I need a man skilled in restraint.
--- Anon

I am a most dutiful wife,
But I lead a most wearisome life.
While my husband's away,
If I choose to play,
I don't want to deal with the strife!
--- Anon

I'm sure that the men are discrete,
'Bout married gals taking their meat.
A pile of our dollars
Can quiet their hollers,
So we all can enjoy a sweet treat.
--- Anon

Flabbergasted, I am at this lewd
And licentious behavior so crude,
From ladies once chaste,
Who have now been disgraced,
By these prurient acts they've pursued.
--- Anon

I'll not speak for the others, just me;
I've often been "chaste" Hugh, you see.
But there is no glory,
If the love story
Doesn't have a good end, you'll agree.
--- Anon

At JC's they know what we need,
And have what it takes to feed
Our heart's desire
With burning fire.
So I will go back, yes indeed.
--- Anon

Of house work and chores I grow weary,
I'm in the mood for some fun now, my dearie.
That trip to Jean-Claude
Has awakened this broad
to delights of the flesh. Here's my theory:
--- Anon

To be lonesome's a worrisome thing,
And I crave what a fellow might bring.
Since I'm rather hot,
Let me see what you've got
To distract me and make my bell ring...
--- Anon

Your dick is continually hard?
I wonder then, is it quite scarred?
Seems it would get caught
In doors and what-not.
It would be a true shame if it's marred.
--- Anon

Your suspicions of me are correct:
I'm a true fan of "tongue dialect."
So you'd lick my nodal
And maybe you'd yodel
Down the canyon to win my respect?
--- Anon

Ladies look just outside your front door,
You will find a red rose; perhaps more
Like a soft tickling feather,
Maybe something of leather;
Think of me, I have wonders galore.
--- Anon

Very soon the weekend will be here
And then I'll be calling you near,
To taste sweet, languid passion
Which is never in fashion
With young studs, who think just of their spear.
--- Anon

With Big Mama we drove to his door,
But Monsieur le Geeze was no more
A huge, smelly fart
Had stopped his heart;
We found him laid out on the floor
--- Anon

Janice had long disappeared;
Big Mama fainted as I'd feared.
Le Geeze was cold,
But I felt bold,
So I kissed his whiskers and beard.
--- Anon

At Jean-Claude's, Le Geeze was fine;
All the girls would queue up in line.
How lucky I'd brought
My scissors I thought.
I'd got an idea for his shrine.
--- Anon

I unbuttoned his fly in a sec,
And I quickly cut off his peck.
That piece of wood
Felt so good;
I used it a while, what the heck!
--- Anon

Big Mama awoke from her sleep
And immediately started to weep.
I showed her the prize
And to my surprise,
She went into a trance real deep.
--- Anon

We went home, each on our own;
In a hanky I'd wrapped the bone.
Then off I rode
To see Jean-Claude;
At the bad news he let out a groan.
--- Anon

His love-house stays open today,
(Le Geeze would have liked it this way).
But please wear black;
Don't be taken aback,
At the sight of his meat in the tray.
--- Anon

Jean-Claude will soon dedicate
A room to his newly lost mate.
I'm just hopin'
When it's open,
Le Geeze will still put us in a state.
--- Anon

I'm mourning - please hear my lament:
The best of men was heaven sent!
He will never return
AH -- This pain! -- It will burn!
He was such a wonderful gent!
--- Anon

I'm speechless, of all joys bereft;
I'm sad because nothing is left
Than to whisper "Adieu,
Our lovely Monsieur!"
Death claimed him - Oh what a bad theft!
--- Anon

This day I will mark down as black;
To Jean-Claude's I will not go back.
All my things I will pack
And dress in a sack;
I'll care for no man - what the heck!
--- Anon

Well, last weekend was near a full moon;
All the girls came to hear Jean's boys croon;
Now, no one's employed,
Who can fill up their void,
With a long and most agile harpoon!
--- Anon

Moon is waning; Le Geeze has just died;
But we still hear those crickets outside;
All the AJL men
Will be "courting" again,
When the girls all come back lusty-eyed!
--- Anon

The Pied Piper relived in Le Geeze;
Now you're back; we'll turn off our TV's;
With priorities firm,
We can eagerly squirm;
Get in front, now, and down on your knees!
--- Anon

Girls, this morning I did a test run
And though I must admit it was fun,
What weakened my knees
Just wasn't Le Geeze,
Who's the Best when all's said and done.
--- Anon


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