It's time to go set the alarm, Tonight we'll cruise down the old river, There's no-one around now, my dear. Jean-Claude's hung a note on the door Then we'll all choose an envelope; Then we'll each be off to a room, It was 10 when I stood at that door, I blushed as he relocked the key I entered into a large room I chose one at random and was all Paul had a most manly physique, He said it would glow in the dark But Kevin was better, my dears... I've been licked, lapped and sucked on in places My evening in ecstacy went I'm tired and worn out and glad, I'd say, best I liked room number 4; When we entered I said "Beg your pardon... Lovely Ted whispered words in my ear After we had let off the first 'steam' From the distance I heard music play; "A masssge I vill give you, sveet'eart, His hands were so gentle and tender; Then he stroked me with leaves of bamboo, For an hour or so we just lay The night was still young; there was more Oh Girls you must go to Room "T"; Handcuffs, blindfolds and a feather; He said "You've got nothing to do; He then carried me to the bed; He told me my body was "yummy", He said "Don't worry I'll take care I was bound by my hands and my feet,
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I was massaged from neck to toes, Now I don't want to spoil the show, I've sampled Jean Claude's killer brew, Before getting into my pants He said, "Dear, I hope you don't mind, ...Is hard as a rock, growing bigger; That squealing is not my complaint! I am a most dutiful wife, I'm sure that the men are discrete, Flabbergasted, I am at this lewd I'll not speak for the others, just me; At JC's they know what we need, Of house work and chores I grow weary, To be lonesome's a worrisome thing, Your dick is continually hard? Your suspicions of me are correct: Ladies look just outside your front door, Very soon the weekend will be here With Big Mama we drove to his door, Janice had long disappeared; At Jean-Claude's, Le Geeze was fine; I unbuttoned his fly in a sec, Big Mama awoke from her sleep We went home, each on our own; His love-house stays open today, Jean-Claude will soon dedicate I'm mourning - please hear my lament: I'm speechless, of all joys bereft; This day I will mark down as black; Well, last weekend was near a full moon; Moon is waning; Le Geeze has just died; The Pied Piper relived in Le Geeze; Girls, this morning I did a test run
I'll soon will be leaving the farm
To go to the city,
For 'hot nitty-gritty':
That's Friday night sex done with charm!
--- Anon
And drink a few brews for my liver;
Then after the cruise
She'll light my long fuse,
Then what an explosion I'll give 'er!
--- Anon
Come on in; shut the door - over here.
You may fondle my thighs,
Make my dongle arise;
You may do what you like with my gear.
--- Anon
"Please enter for pleasures galore
Tonight it is free
There's no entrance fee
Come on in and the wine will pour"
--- Anon
There'll be no "kick 'n rush" or grope.
When you find your match,
Hold on to your catch;
They're all experts; they're able to cope;
--- Anon
Accompanied by our groom;
The rest you must tell
Here on A J L;
You will not be shy, I assume.
--- Anon
Wondering what was in store...
Jean-Claude let me in.
(He was dressed in a pin-
Striped beret and a smile, nothing more...)
--- Anon
And he said, "Not to worry, cheri.
Tonight's 'invite only'
Especially for lonely
Young wives. Mum's the word, mon ami!"
--- Anon
Where music played at low volume.
A bowl sitting there,
Full of small little square
Envelopes, beckoned me like perfume...
--- Anon
A-tremble when I read, "You get Paul.
He's in Room Eleven.
You also get Kevin.
A pair guaranteed to enthrall."
--- Anon
Like one of those Gods who were Greek...
His cock was erected
And nicely protected,
With a condom bought in a boutique...
--- Anon
And he plied it with skill (his trademark).
And what staying power!
(We romped for an hour)
And he once made a sound like a bark!
--- Anon
He did things to me not done in years...
I swear that his tongue
Was a half a foot long...
And the dear boy could breathe through his ears!
--- Anon
I'd forgotten existed! They're aces!
I'll remember their names
And all of their games,
And angelically handsome young faces...
--- Anon
By much too quick and I am spent!
My knees are like jelly;
My breasts and my belly
Still tingle. They were heaven sent!
--- Anon
Such a good time I seldom have had!
Although only one guy
For me - I thought - My!
But till then I did not know 'my' Tad...
--- Anon
(The one with the sun on the door).
A whirlpool was sprinkling
Lights like stars twinkling,
And white sand was covering the floor.
--- Anon
This looks like a Japanese garden
In a warm full moon night!"
Wow -- it felt right --
Already my nipples did harden!
--- Anon
And helped me to undress - oh dear!
I went out of my mind
When his ..HMMMM.. I did find.
I was far too greedy, I fear.
--- Anon
And my face started to gladly beam,
We jumped into the pool
Where we'd laugh and we'd fool
Around - yes we made a great team!
--- Anon
No longer in water we'd stay.
I stretched out on a bed
And then sweet lovely Ted,
Softly touched me and I heard him say:
--- Anon
Just tell me, dear, vhere shall I start?
At your feet or your face
Or your 'ot 'ungry place?
My 'ands surely vill vork vith art!"
--- Anon
How could I do else than surrender?
He had me all moaning,
All sighing and groaning,
And this time I was not a pretender.
--- Anon
Kissed my lips and my neck, shoulders too.
And his sensible mouth
Worked its lovely way south,
So again I exploded...ooh - OOOOH!
--- Anon
While hands and tongues still up to play.
Well, then I took the rein
And - you guessed it! - again
We were heavenwards-bound, so-to-say.
--- Anon
Ted did to me there on the floor.
But my eyes... they are closing,
I nearly am dozing,
I sure need a rest now, before...
--- Anon
It's brimming full with mystery.
Just take my word,
You'll come out blurred;
I'll relate what happened to me.
--- Anon
Chains and small nix made of leather;
The thought of his fingers
On my memory lingers;
Seem to recall there was some heather.
--- Anon
I'm going to take care of you."
As he took of my clothes,
My temperature rose;
He just smiled with his eyes so blue.
--- Anon
I can't tell you what was in my head.
He had such charm;
I tried to stay calm,
But found myself trembling instead.
--- Anon
As he laid me down on my tummy.
I said to my chum
"Please use a condom
I don't want to become a mummy."
--- Anon
My job is to carry you there.
You've nothing to fear,
Just relax my dear."
It was more than I could bear.
--- Anon
When I sniffed an essence so sweet.
Hot droplets fell;
My heart did swell;
I couldn't wait for the moment we'd "meet!"
--- Anon
And not only my temperature rose.
He was such an expert
And he made it hurt;
He sure knew how desire grows.
--- Anon
But girls to Room "T" you must go.
At the end of the game,
I said "What's your name?"
And he said "Just ask for Pedro."
--- Anon
That tasty and warm frothy spew,
As he tongued with pleasure
My soft fragrant treasure,
And slid in his fingers - one, two.
--- Anon
And claiming he wanted romance,
He tickled my nips
With wet luscious lips,
And slowly we began to dance.
--- Anon
Your cunt I'll be wanting to grind
Up against the wall
With both of my balls
And pole, which I'm sure you will find...
--- Anon
Feel 'round, discover the trigger."
Out like a shot,
Coming quite hot,
He smiled and said, "I got to frig her!"
--- Anon
I find making love sounds, quite quaint.
It's tattling later
Of which I'm a hater.
I need a man skilled in restraint.
--- Anon
But I lead a most wearisome life.
While my husband's away,
If I choose to play,
I don't want to deal with the strife!
--- Anon
'Bout married gals taking their meat.
A pile of our dollars
Can quiet their hollers,
So we all can enjoy a sweet treat.
--- Anon
And licentious behavior so crude,
From ladies once chaste,
Who have now been disgraced,
By these prurient acts they've pursued.
--- Anon
I've often been "chaste" Hugh, you see.
But there is no glory,
If the love story
Doesn't have a good end, you'll agree.
--- Anon
And have what it takes to feed
Our heart's desire
With burning fire.
So I will go back, yes indeed.
--- Anon
I'm in the mood for some fun now, my dearie.
That trip to Jean-Claude
Has awakened this broad
to delights of the flesh. Here's my theory:
--- Anon
And I crave what a fellow might bring.
Since I'm rather hot,
Let me see what you've got
To distract me and make my bell ring...
--- Anon
I wonder then, is it quite scarred?
Seems it would get caught
In doors and what-not.
It would be a true shame if it's marred.
--- Anon
I'm a true fan of "tongue dialect."
So you'd lick my nodal
And maybe you'd yodel
Down the canyon to win my respect?
--- Anon
You will find a red rose; perhaps more
Like a soft tickling feather,
Maybe something of leather;
Think of me, I have wonders galore.
--- Anon
And then I'll be calling you near,
To taste sweet, languid passion
Which is never in fashion
With young studs, who think just of their spear.
--- Anon
But Monsieur le Geeze was no more
A huge, smelly fart
Had stopped his heart;
We found him laid out on the floor
--- Anon
Big Mama fainted as I'd feared.
Le Geeze was cold,
But I felt bold,
So I kissed his whiskers and beard.
--- Anon
All the girls would queue up in line.
How lucky I'd brought
My scissors I thought.
I'd got an idea for his shrine.
--- Anon
And I quickly cut off his peck.
That piece of wood
Felt so good;
I used it a while, what the heck!
--- Anon
And immediately started to weep.
I showed her the prize
And to my surprise,
She went into a trance real deep.
--- Anon
In a hanky I'd wrapped the bone.
Then off I rode
To see Jean-Claude;
At the bad news he let out a groan.
--- Anon
(Le Geeze would have liked it this way).
But please wear black;
Don't be taken aback,
At the sight of his meat in the tray.
--- Anon
A room to his newly lost mate.
I'm just hopin'
When it's open,
Le Geeze will still put us in a state.
--- Anon
The best of men was heaven sent!
He will never return
AH -- This pain! -- It will burn!
He was such a wonderful gent!
--- Anon
I'm sad because nothing is left
Than to whisper "Adieu,
Our lovely Monsieur!"
Death claimed him - Oh what a bad theft!
--- Anon
To Jean-Claude's I will not go back.
All my things I will pack
And dress in a sack;
I'll care for no man - what the heck!
--- Anon
All the girls came to hear Jean's boys croon;
Now, no one's employed,
Who can fill up their void,
With a long and most agile harpoon!
--- Anon
But we still hear those crickets outside;
All the AJL men
Will be "courting" again,
When the girls all come back lusty-eyed!
--- Anon
Now you're back; we'll turn off our TV's;
With priorities firm,
We can eagerly squirm;
Get in front, now, and down on your knees!
--- Anon
And though I must admit it was fun,
What weakened my knees
Just wasn't Le Geeze,
Who's the Best when all's said and done.
--- Anon