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Enlarging, enhancing, AGGRANDIZE, When you've chosen the word AGGRANDIZE, If a fellow thinks he's undersized, Some say it's not matter of size, Some people misuse aggravate He came to Vegas with French Francs. Though classic AGIO does mean ease, Once up, I endeavor to play It is hard to maintain concentration In AGITA one finds anxiety, When raised with a conscience too strong, Leaking info is AGITPROP, Besmirching of Starr, AGITPROP, AGLEY, I've encountered in turns, AHIMSA, mid mantras and chants, AHIMSA carried to an extreme AHIMSA may work well in theory., With little or no introspection, AHIMSA, harm no living thing; AHIMSA means don't eat a hog, AHIMSA the Hindus devote Ailurophiles dot our landscapes, The impractical AIRY-FAIRY AIRY-FAIRY quite contrary, "The Aviator," a film ordinary, A luftmensch, he was light in his loafers. Said poor Cockney Bob, "I just 'ate When Huck Finn discovered an AIT My house is quite near Chiswick Eyot, There once was a hooker named Frieda, Learn Spanish place names with ease; ALBEIT, a useful contraction, One adverb that Chaucer would write, The ending may or may not be, Your love life you may sorely vex, A poet with scansion real bad, ALEMBICS in the Ozark hills, Chris's rhymes of questionable taste, If one of your colleagues suspects ya ALEXIA, from where I sit, ALEXIA, defect at the core, ALFRESCO, not bounded by halls, California, is one place, it's true, ALFRESCO, untrammelled and free -- What one does 'round the base of a tree, As this definition explains, Normal pain fear, ALGOPHOBIA, I don't go to work-outs and such; A person of some foreign race An ALIENIST and potter made a team, How many a crook has been caught An ALLUVION's sometimes a flood, Poisons may cause ALOPECIA, If you might show a bald spot, ALOPECIA, the medical touch, A perfect example of ALTERITY When to New Orleans I'd first visit, The unfortunate person who lands The AMATIVE angst of sweet Anne, Though she's slow in pursuits AMATIVE, As AMATIVE amateurs go, In the study of plants, my pet peeve's Ambitious ones may stretch the AMBIT, My poetic AMBIT confines Of two minds, feeling AMBIVALENT, Sweet Angie was AMBIVALENT AMBROSIA, the "food of the gods",
As some egos do grow in their size,
Applies with some keening
To pride overweening,
And the need for political lies.
--- Daniel Ford
It should not come to you as surprise,
Rhymers minds will trigger
Thoughts implying bigger,
And you'll get lots of paeans to size.
--- Elois
Or if he is reluctant to rise,
There's Viagra, by George,
Which can help him engorge.
He can medically self-AGGRANDIZE.
--- Eva Amata
But a big one helps open her thighs.
And if you're well hung,
You won't need the tongue.
Check E-mail for ways to AGGRANDIZE.
--- Norm Brust
When surely they mean irritate.
Pay heed, girls and boys;
Irritation annoys,
While to aggravate worsens that state.
--- Anon
It was too late to get to the banks.
So he made change at the Bellagio
And got hit with an AGIO,
That could have bought two Sherman tanks.
--- Norm Burst
The current use seeks greed to appease.
Function suspicious
And meretricious,
Contributing corruption and sleaze.
--- Daniel Ford
Music writ in the classical way,
Which, at very least,
Helps this human beast
Soothe AGITA of each new day.
--- Chris Papa
With agita gripping our nation,
From a terrorist threat
That we just can't forget,
(It's a type of advance aggravation).
--- Shelia B
A bane of our civil society;
And gastric upset
For the quiet set,
Who cannot stomach impropriety.
--- Daniel Ford
One thinks all one does must be wrong.
An added mean bane
In AGITA's pain,
A punishment all one's life long.
--- Elois
Whether true or false, does not stop.
For intent is clear:
Some people to smear,
And change the power in the shop.
--- Daniel Ford
Directed by man at the top,
Whose approval grows,
Like a puppets nose,
And Nation's IQ's steeply drop.
--- Chris Papa
Something writ by Bobbie Burns,
'Bout best plans of men,
Off-track now and then,
A lesson in life that one learns.
--- Chris Papa
A message of "shouldn'ts" and "can'ts",
Which beings protect,
But I do suspect,
It just lets us ravage poor plants.
--- Chris Papa
Is an impossible, nightmarish dream.
For plants are living,
Their fruits are giving
Embryonic form to life's new stream.
--- Daniel Ford
But, world over, folks don't get teary
'Bout slaughtering those
Who they would suppose
Are not of their own sect quite cheery.
--- Chris Papa
AHIMSA I'd give good erection.
But Schweitzer to Jains
Would feel reverent pains,
When I make mosquitoes exceptions.
--- Elois
But just take what Earth's offering.
And thus to savor
And curry favor
With animists mushroom hunting.
--- Daniel Ford
Nor consume the legs of a frog.
Don't stomp on a lizard,
Nor crave chicken gizzard,
And refrain from wokking the dog.
--- Observer
To keeping all violence remote.
This new word I've found,
Most surely does sound
Like somebody clearing one's throat.
--- Chris Papa
Who love cats in all forms and shapes.
But, call me a louse,
They're not in my house,
Or climbing up my window drapes.
--- Chris Papa
Should always make each Mary wary.
For if there's no match
With the love you can catch,
What's caught makes even Harry chary.
--- Daniel Ford
Wasn't very, very merry!
She gained lots of weight
From just what she ate,
Now she thinks of hari kari.
--- Barb
From H Hughes life, doesn't vary.
It shows, it is said,
He'd all starlets bed--
Though flighty, he's no AIRY-FAIRY.
--- Chris Papa
Though rich, he eschewed limos and chauffeurs.
But somewhat contrary,
This AIRY-FAIRY
Employs six boys who he called his gofers.
--- Norm Brust
To waste my time on this 'ere AIT.
A-fishing all day,
An' them gets away,
An' wastes a good deal o' me bait."
--- Chris Papa
In the river, he couldn't wait
For the solitude
With its terpitude,
And excape to another fate.
--- Daniel Ford
A few miles upstream from the Tate.
The Boat Race goes past --
The losers aghast,
The winner elate in their eight.
--- Nick
Turned tricks nightly at ALAMEDA,
Till she met a loner,
Who had a big boner,
With an upthrust that damn near treed her.
--- Chris Papa
Remember names they give to trees.
The poplar not the cedar
Grows in Alameda
And sways in Los Alamos in the breeze.
--- Norm Brust
To modify stated reaction,
And gain wiggle-space,
When making a case,
To bring about some satisfaction.
--- Chris Papa
Namely alday, was I think always alright.
Its meaning, you see,
Was continually,
As in all of the day and alnight.
--- Anon
This is file hbl
If you leave final script to me.
Cross the Styx, you'll pass,
Muslims on your ass,
Like Pharoah across the Red Sea.
--- Chris Papa
With naught but ALEATORY sex;
When taking a chance
On fleeting romance,
Beware of that bad V.D. hex!
--- Chris Papa
Used alcohol when he was sad.
Then he'd try to rhyme,
But most of the time,
He, ALEMBIC pentameter had!
--- Chris Papa
Where, practices in sub rosa skills,
The moonshiners toil
With kettles aboil,
Though there they are still known as "stills."
--- Chris Papa
Often focused on parts below waist.
If they get any sexier,
I'll opt for ALEXIA
Or shift to a website more chaste.
--- Norm Brust
Have got a bad case of ALEXIA,
Just say, "I can't tell.
It's been a long spell
Since I have been checked." That protects ya.
--- Gary Hallock
Is to dyslexia, quite opposite!
But if words mix, or none,
Reader just has no fun
And is liable to just say, "Oh shit!"
--- Barb
Can't recognize words, and what's more,
The defect so strict,
It seems to afflict
Many a mangling editor!
--- Chris Papa
Or surrounded by ceilings and walls.
Though the great out-of-doors
Quite frequently bores,
Compared to the great shopping malls.
--- Eva Amata
Where ALFRESCO is all the year through.
Outdoors seems to be
Preferred, and you see
That casual dress? It will do!
--- Maggie
A chance to be stung by a bee,
And the poisonous ivy
Can nettle your privy,
If you nip 'round a bush for a pee.
--- Eva Amata
Like any male dog running free,
May shock the unlearned,
Whose senses are "burned",
But Eva, it's all right with me.
--- Chris Papa
ALGOLAGNIA is sex, but with pains.
For me that's too rough;
I guess I'm not tough
Enough for the whips and the chains.
--- Chris Papa
Joins extremes like claustrophobia,
To bring anxiety
With some propriety,
When those doctors attempt to probe ya.
--- Daniel Ford
It's not that I'm all out of touch,
But hard work aerobic
Leaves me algophobic,
So I just don't exercise much.
--- Chris Papa
Or a little green being from space:
Whatever their kind,
In each case you'll find,
An alien's not from your place.
--- Rory Ewins Q
Not as strange as it may seem.
Interdisciplinary dynamics
Produced "Psychoceramics,"
And crackpots applauded the scheme.
--- Norm Brust
Escaping with penalty naught,
Avoiding the sword,
'Cause he could afford
The best of an ALIENEST bought.
--- Chris Papa
Or the waves hitting shore with a thud.
But there's also a third
Way to use this odd word:
It's your land where the water's left mud.
--- ShielaB
Slow-acting as Borgia Lucretia;
Had her victims known,
The might then have flown,
To rise again from Phoenicia.
--- Daniel Ford
ALOPECIA is all that you've got.
There are many kinds,
The good doctor finds
A specific cause, if he's hot.
--- Chris Papa
Connotes things of hair loss, and such.
The skin doc amuses,
Because what he uses,
Can sure make the bill's twice as much.
--- Chris Papa
Are the newly-rich reduced to austerity.
With the market booming,
They ignored the looming
Return of the cyclical verity.
--- Norm Brust
With food and quaint sights exquisite,
The tongue of the city,
Sure ALTERITY.
Supposedly English, or is it?
--- Chris Papa
In this mess will meet many demands.
He has lost both his fists;
They're cut off at the wrists.
He's amanous, or: "Look Ma, no hands!"
--- Anon
To depths of her very soul ran.
Teen, mad at herself,
Already on shelf,
'Cause she hadn't slept with a man.
--- Chris Papa
Once started, our Anne's animative
And does quite enjoy
A certain old boy
Whose thoughts run to acts combinative.
--- Daniel Ford
She went. And so now she's a pro.
Her menu for men:
A condom, and then
A hand-job, vaginal, or blow.
--- Nick
All the difficult terms one perceives.
No clearer than mud,
An ambiparous bud
Is the kind with both flowers and leaves.
--- Sheila B
Like young male sheep who have rammed it
Up hill and down dale,
Quite beyond the pale,
In search of ewe needing a lamb it.
--- Daniel Ford
Me to a limit of fine lines,
But I do what I can
In pentatette's span,
Through which salacious stuff shines.
--- Chris Papa
The young soul thought she was prevalent.
Before operation
To change gender station,
Social climate was malevolent.
--- Daniel Ford
'Bout giving her boyfriend consent.
He'd no condom, so
She told him to go.
So instead of coming, he went!
--- Chris Papa
Ingested by mere mortal clods,
With nectar as wash
Will most hungers quash,
And help to add girth to their bods.
--- Chris Papa
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