Said the hooker to customer, Jack
"I must give a rest to my crack
I'd be so grateful, honey
If you'd lend me some money
Until I get back on my back"
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0506

A whore ran a wild place in Chester;
An officer came to arrest her.
The warrant he waved
Was for action depraved,
But he though it was best that he test her.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1468

A detective by name of O'Conner
Made raids on a house of dishonor.
With his timing precise,
He caught girls in his vise;
One was caught with the goods right upon her.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1621

The other one's not to be trusted,
Although after her the men lusted.
She led them astray
Then they heard her say,
"Hey, john, hate to tell you: You're busted!"
--- Anon

A whore who was very petite,
Who practiced her tricks in the street,
Screwed Butcher McTash
Who was short on his cash,
In exchange for a fine cut of meat.
--- Cap'n Bean P2005

Small breasts had the harlot from Wales,
But profits were high on her sales.
She was tried and confined,
For the jury did find
It was fraudulent use of the males.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1689

There once was a hooker named Gail,
Busted and sent off to jail.
She liked the jailer
Who wanted to nail her,
So Gail made the bail with her tail.
--- Vol 10

A street bawd arrested in Drury
Cried after the trial, in great fury:
"I didn't begrudge
A free grind for the Judge--
The hard part was gamming the jury!"

(gam - British slang for fellatio)
--- G1778

A crack whore who landed in jail
Was sickly, anemic, and pale.
She wasn't much fun,
But when I was done,
I gave her the cash to make bail.
--- MrMalo

Here's a toast to my old sweetheart Sal,
A real down-home old-fashioned gal.
For though once or twice
She was busted for vice,
To me she was always a pal.
--- John Ciardi

I know a young lass who's for sale.
She's really a nice piece of tail.
From June to September,
She'll devour your member,
And the rest of the year, she's in jail.
--- Anon

A vice cop one time did inveigle
To trap a young lad with whore Speegle.
But the lad turned eighteen
As he blew his nuts clean,
So his climaxing action was legal.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1551

A wretched old whore of Algiers
Was hauled into court by her peers,
But the jury dismissed her
For the foreman had kissed her,
And the judge was a month in arrears.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 P8111

A harlot, picked up on the street,
Was charged with dispensing her meat.
She remarked in defense
That she meant no offense,
And she offered the jury a treat.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1670

The daughter of tenant share croppers
Was arrested quite often by coppers,
For removing her lacies
For men while at Macy's;
'Twas Audrey, the little whore shoppers.
--- Anon

Cried a harried young hooker named Vi,
"So embarrassed am I, I could die!
I've been tossed into jails
From Kamchatka to Wales...
And here I am, locked up in RYE!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 796

The neighborhood knew that our Dale
Made her living by traffic in tail.
When the cops came to raid,
She was irked and dismayed
For we can't get to Dale while in jail.
--- Grand Prix Lim 582

A prostitute named Miss Bowers
Was stopped by judicial powers
From smoking in bed,
When the sign clearly read:
"Do not smoke during orifice hours."
--- G2271

A savvy young hooker named Gail,
Got busted and lodged in the jail.
But the jailer got hot,
To be lodged in her twat,
And so Gail made the bail with her tail.
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner

Said the cop to the hooker, with smile,
"Well now, that's your last trick for a while."
She replied with a wink,
"Hell, some time in the clink
Beats the hell out of servitude penile!"
--- Mike Dale

This hooker who now's behind bars
Got caught sexing clients behind bars.
If they'd want a quickie,
She'd screw or she'd lickee,
But since she had piles, her behind bars.
--- Irving Superior P8911

The hooker's a lascivious wench
With libido that no one can quench.
Vice caught her in a trap,
But she then beat the rap,
By fucking the judge on the bench.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0606

The cop in the callhouse said, "Madam,
Where are all your whores? You sure had 'em!"
Said the madam, "Oh, balls!
They are all out on calls,
Supplying what Eve had for Adam."
--- G1829

In the park, in the dark by a yew,
Ten flatfeet proceeded to screw
The town trollop, Mae,
And of course didn't pay,
But they did run her in, being through.
--- G1891

A hooker, both famished and willing,
Asked a fellow who hadn't a shilling,
If he's swap a fine fuck,
For dinner of duck,
And a cake with a lemony filling.
--- Cap'n Bean P2005

There was a young woman named Fay,
Who took on crotch boarders for pay.
She wore out her insides
With one-dolar rides,
And a hundred and one rides a day.

(A thinking man's sexpot named Fay,)
--- G1783

An efficient young lady of Rome,
Began to do piecework at home.
Eight hours a day,
Fifteen minutes a lay,
Neatly timed by the chimes from the Dome.
--- John Ciardi

A practical fellow named Mickey,
With harlots was careful and picky.
He refused to take Lizzy
Who was always so busy,
For he found her to be a bit sticky.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1608a

There was a young girl from Kamloops,
Who took on all soldiers in groups.
She at first made a pass
At the sergeants and brass,
And then later, took on all the troops.
--- Albin Chaplin

There was a professional cutie,
Who toiled in a house ill-reputy.
And, although she got tired,
She never was fired,
Because she was always on duty.
--- Thomas Ratliff P0304

A capable harlot named Thresher
Worked hard all day long and felt fresher.
All her clients were fat
But she didn't mind that;
She said she worked best under pressure.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1678

Said a lovely young girl from old Ecuador,
"What leads you to think I'm a whore?
Could it be the latch
That covers my snatch,
Or the box-office next to my door?"
--- Ward Hardman

A hardy old whore of Quebec
At the end of the night was a wreck,
From the moans and the trials
Of old farts with piles,
And the bastards who breathed down her neck.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G1856

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A harlot who lived in Rangoon
Fucked Hindus from morning to noon,
But the rest of the day
Was the time to make hay;
For she fucked a whole British platoon.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1646

There was a hot girl from the Saar,
Who fucked all, from near and from far.
When asked to explain,
She replied with disdain,
"I'm trying to buy me a car."
--- L1054

Dolores, that sweet little flower,
Had so many men in her power --
He skill was so great,
They just couldn't wait,
So she charged by the minute, not hour.
--- Ardens

My name is Charity Verosity;
I'm dying of my generosity.
I've got a disease
From the giving of ease,
And truth is just nebbish verbosity.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

I am Charity Verity's niece,
So I'm Constants Deliverence Piece.
My folks were illiterate;
I must now live with it,
Constantly delivering my crease.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

A busy young whore from Rangoon
Peddled just oodles of poon-
Tang as she cried,
"I've clients outside!
Come All Ye Faithfull....and soon!!"
--- Anon

There was a young girl of Key West
Who claimed that her ass was the best.
There were forty marines,
Who were still in their teens,
Who agreed, for they all took the test.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1562

Now hailing from Fawley is Betty,
The queen of the oil tanker jetty.
She'll take from the seamen
Both money and semen,
While getting both greasy and sweaty.
--- Anon

A busy young harlot named Kline
Worked daily from nine until nine.
On her afternoon break,
A siesta she'd take,
And she'd hang the "Go Fuck Yourself" sign.
--- Phil Cannibal P9108

Said the beauty who banged at the door,
"I'm enjoying good business galore!
From my daytime high rate,
I go down after eight,
And give double green stamps, furthermore!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 477

A canny young hooker from Brussels
Is given to wearing stuffed bustles,
The better to guard
Her private back yard,
While fronting the crowds as she hustles.
--- Armand E Singer 284

A harlot who was an old kvetch,
Came nine times with a well-endowed wretch.
Then, with prick twixt her thighs,
She declared between sighs,
"I'd call this the tenth-inning stretch."
--- Anon

In Hong Kong a long ago
About nineteen eighty-five, or so,
I asked for How Long.
She said, "Depends on the Song.
And, how many yen?, and the dough.
--- Anon

There was a Young Lady of Ryde,
Whose shoe-strings were seldom untied;
She purchased some clogs,
And some peek-a-boo togs,
And performed in skin flicks on the side.
--- Edwardian Leer 053

When visiting harlots, old Herm
For early appointments was firm.
He was somewhat aghast
At the time he was last,
For the bird that was last got the sperm.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1548

Said a greedy old whore from Willamette,
As she ran the army camp gamut,
"I could make a lot more
But I'm only one whore.
I feel like a bottleneck, damn it."
--- Ray A Billington P9312

A prostitute peddles her wares
On corners of streets and gets stares,
From folks who're prestigious
And from those religious,
Who'd like to be earning her fares!
--- Travis Brasell

There was a young whore whose delight
Was to lure all the men of the night.
She'd entrap them with bets,
Then admire their pecs,
And then stare at the ceiling all night.
--- James Brynildsen

There is a young tart named Hornblower
Bangs away in the town's best love store.
She has so many clients
Exercise her appliance,
I have yet to get in her front door.
--- Grand Prix Lim 229

Ah Carol, my sweet innocent maid,
I'm sure that you've never been laid
By more than eight men,
At a time, only then
When you're sure you'll be properly paid.
--- Anon

Wept a blowsy old bawd of her plight:
"Where I once was excitingly tight,
Now I'm loose as a goose
From continual use--
Night after night after night!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 479 G1853

"Well, I only charge ninety-nine cents,
And get fucked by no end of hot gents.
It lures passels of peckers--
They're mostly wet deckers--
And the payoff, per night, is immense!"
--- G1755

The patrons of madam McGrath
Did beat to her door a wide path.
But it kept her so busy,
And it made her so dizzy,
That she never had time for a bath.
--- Albin Chaplin

There once was a beautiful maid
Who wondered why she should be paid.
So she said to me,
"I'd do this for free,
But then I would starve, I'm afraid."
--- Bill Taylor P9808a

Said two hard-working whores of Bucyrus,
"Twenty-nine times a day rather tire us...
If it weren't for their dough
We would tell johns to blow...
For they haven't done much to inspire us!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 303

A tail-for-sale babe named Miss Muffet
Remarked as she sat on her tuffet,
"That tightwad Magee
Wanted what I sell...FREE,
But I told Magee to go stuff it.
--- Grand Prix Lim 238

"Keep prostitutes off of the street!"
Exclaimed Councilwoman Ms Treet.
"Last night I kept two off,"
Sneered old Mayor Duboff,
"Tonight I'll perform a repeat!"
--- Travis Brasell

Said a busy young whore named Miss Randalls,
"Men by the dozen, I handles.
When I gets busy,
My cunt gets all jizzy,
And runs down my legs like wax candles."
--- L1048

Tomorrow's a paid holiday
And some extra time to go play.
But not old Trav's whores,
They'll be on all fours,
'Cause they always get off with pay.
--- Carol

A harlot one day on a spree
Was fucked by one hundred and three.
She complained she was beat,
But a man on the street
Said "There's plenty of cunt there for me."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1668

There was a young lady named Pryor,
Who said to a gentleman, "Sire,
Do not feed me that rot,
I am not to be bought;
If you must know, I'm only for hire."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1639

A tired young trollop of Nome,
Was worn out from her toes to her dome.
Eight miners came screwing,
But she said, "Nothing doing;
One of you has to go home!"
--- L1041

A girl who worked British rail stations
In search of some willing male patrons
Said "I just ignore
when they call me a whore."
I say I'm in public relations!
--- Anon

A bookseller sold "Charlotte's Web" to
A patriotic young hooker named Sue.
"I'll read this in bed,
While working," Sue said.
So that evening she read White and blew.
--- Michael Weinstein P0305