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I have a blond girlfriend who's pretty, "The Revolution!" screamed a perox- A dumb blonde kept on chattering, which A cute blonde said, "I've got the answer. A silly young girl namaed Contention There was a young blond girl named Sue; By her car, a blond stood to complain: There is a young blonde who can jive, A dumb blonde, when confused by sex-ed, The blonde put the phone to her ear; "A wife does not need brains," stated Fred! Though privately, I must agree, Well I'm not a knee-jerking guy, My friends, lest the girls think we're truthless, Yes, all we need is one bain cell, Such honesty I must applaud; "When choosing a bimbo, Friend Ted, And secondly, if she is able, Some men I don't understand, Most of them I try to forget, At sixteen she yearned to seem twenty She carried one egg in her basket. There's this junior high sex pot from Queens, If truly the state law restricts A lustful young student from Keene, There was a young girl from Winder "My daughter need learning," Said Fabies. Elizabeth's married to Jim, A hillbilly jilly named Pearl When you take the young girls to the forum, This occurred to me, has it to you? On the night of Helene's graduation, Pandora wears tiny white socks, With many a virginal teen Picking cotton with teenaged Ms. Smits, In one's youth, son, I quite understand Teen sexpot! The men who have seen her Miss Pinky is getting a do, Judge Hemp and Reverend Lockjaw There once was a man from Nevada I'm sick of young girls aged eleven, I'm sorry, I can't keep my cool, I'm one of your younger pre-teens; Hey Prousty, that young Madeleine, I have a good friend who's called Dale, I've just seen my neighbor's sweet daughter; At the family evening meal, For me the young girls do the trick; A frank sex offender named Vail As our teen-ager's cup-size increased, A loose-moralled fellow at Yale This guy screwed a virginal chick; Ezekiel conceived it expedient, There once was a girl name Melissa, She's only 16 and she's learning There once was a whore named Irene, I've watched Rose undress, she's delicious, There's a lecherous lady who claims I think that it's most catastrophic Beware of these young Aphrodites, A certain young rascal from Bister, Angelina, Timothy's sibling, Poor Laura went to the latrine There was a hot blooded young male There once was a workshop and school, If you find yourself to be cresting,
I play with her hair, tits and clitty;
Sometimes I go numb
Because she's so dumb,
She refers to L.A. as Sioux City!
--- Mark Levy P0407
Ide blonde from Montana named Fox.
Though her brains may be sparse,
She has a great ars-
Enal of AK-47s and Glocks.
--- Michael Weinstein
At a party can get pretty rich.
When she heard Moby Dick,
She responded real quick:
"Boy, that VD, it sure is a bitch!"
--- Don Moore P0407
We all need a long life enhancer.
Before you decide
Just where to reside,
Don't pick out the Tropic of Cancer."
--- Tom Patton P0407
Signed up for the Fireman's Convention.
No dark roots had she,
(She was blonde, don't you see?)
And she spoke about blonde joke prevention.
--- Mary Spiering
Progress was not in her view.
She was unsatisfactory
At the M&M factory,
For throwing away W's.
--- Will
"I've locked the car keys in again!
And the seats will be ruined,
'Cause a storm is a-brewin',
And the top's down, it's starting to rain!"
--- Tiddy Ogg
She's perky, attractive, alive.
She's not one of those folks,
In these crude dumb blonde jokes,
She can add two plus two and get five.
--- Bob Birch P0311
Asked her sister, who knowingly said,
"It takes innovation
To avoid impregnation:
Think outside the box; use your head!"
--- Jerry Nordal P0407
Said, "Fireman, won't you come here."
The Fireman declares
"How do I get there?"
"In your big red fire truck, my dear."
--- Tiddy Ogg
"What good is good sense in her head?
A wife must be able
To set the damn table
With grub and them make her legs spread!"
--- Travis Brasell
We'd best keep this 'twixt you and me.
For women these days
With their feminine ways,
Will not let us get past the knee.
--- Tiddy Ogg
So none of that crap will I buy.
In daytime or night,
If you catch them right,
They'll soon be unzipping your fly.
--- SFA
Uncouth or male chauvinests, ruthless,
Let's quickly now add
That men are made glad
By cocksucking broads who are toothless.
--- Travis Brasell
So when the grub's ready, we'll yell.
And when you are through
With the five minute screw,
We can lie smiling, "Gee, that was swell!"
--- Carol
It leaves me, m'dear, shocked and awed!
So come here, my sweet,
And hop on my meat,
And ride it till you're cocked and rawed!
--- Travis Brasell
Of the skull shape, take note first," I said.
"With a very flat crown,
When on you, she's down,
Your beer glass can rest on her head."
--- Tiddy Ogg
To show you the truth of that fable,
That it really hums,
(A blowjob with gums)
When she leaves her teeth on the table.
--- Frank
Or maybe my head's in the sand.
Full of sweet talk,
They now take a walk,
Once done playing with their gland.
--- Anon
Like the mumps or a bad debt.
But there's still a few,
My mind wanders to,
That I think of with regret.
--- Anon
With sophistication for plenty,
Mature, with allure,
Assured, though demure,
And acknowledged by all cognoscente.
--- Laurence Perrine P8503
The moral? You hardly need ask it.
She stumbled and broke
Both the shell and the yolk.
"Don't put all your egg in one basket."
--- Laurence Perrine P9004
Bubble gum, swivel hips, and blue jeans:
If you ply her with drink,
She will fuck like a mink,
And she's just barely into her teens.
--- Armand E Singer 213
Playing doctor or brotherly licks,
I was surely a felon
With my playmate Helen,
Before we had reached age of six!
--- Anon
Although she was only fifteen,
Had encounted the tool
Of each boy in the school,
And some members of staff in between.
--- Hugh Oliver A079B
Whose mother could not ever find her.
With the girls she would stray
And with them she'd play,
But the boys were always behind her.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"Unwed at fourteen had twin babies.
For the stupid young kid,
Didn't know what she did.
She thought that the stork brought the babies."
--- Clarence E Boyle P9003
For so long she's looked after him.
The least he can do
Now she's turned 22,
Is pander to her every whim.
--- Anon
Said, "If I was a man, not a girl,
I'd risk trips to jail
To play tag with MY tail,
Till it made the fur growing there curl!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 544
You must act with restraint and decorum.
In your speech be discreet
And your dress must be neat;
It will do you no good if you bore 'em.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2056
Well, it probably has to a few.
Would we all share the blame
lf we'd plan to rename
Young green pears and call them ingenue?
--- L C Fitz P0209
In the car, we caused much excitation.
We did things obscene,
But she was sixteen,
And today I must face litigation.
--- Al Willis P9605a
Wee panties and minuscule frocks.
She giggles and teases
Us middle-aged geezers,
By flashing her sweet little box.
--- Peter Wilkins
This is file gkl
I've verged on the bloody obscene.
Sweet little dears
Wet behind the ears,
And between their legs...fresh and green.
--- Anon
I noticed a tuft where she sits.
"From what I can view, you
You ave fuzz on your tutu."
"I know, and I'm getting small tits!"
--- Hugh Clary
It's hard to withstand sense demand;
A girl who is charming
May be very disarming,
But don't let her get out of hand.
--- Laurence Perrine P8503
All dream of a session betweeen her
Young thighs -- and then quail
At the prospect that they'll
Stand charged with a clear misdemeanor.
--- Norm Storer P9808
While munching a yummy or two.
The barber said, "Pinky!
You've got hair on your Twinkie!"
"I know! And I'm getting tits too!"
--- Ogni Gioia a
Were ogling young girls on a see-saw;
For once, to his credit,
The Judge said: "Forget it!
That's jailbait, both here and in Utah!"
--- Anon
Who was caught at the Hotel Ramada,
Exploring the womb
Of a girl in his room,
Of an age of which he ought notta.
--- MrMalo
Although they can take you to heaven.
But what really is bad
And makes me so sad,
Is they have to be in bed by seven!
--- CyberCelt T9710
The sight of you, fair makes me drool,
And get in a lather,
But truth told, I'd rather
Your sister who's still in grade school.
--- Anon
So long bubble gum, jelly beans;
My headlights are budding,
My innards are flooding,
The boys - they want into my jeans.
--- Armand Singer P0101
Is way under age, nine or ten.
Although it's quite pleasant,
The law, at the present,
Will soon have you thrown in the pen.
--- Anon
Who said he was dating young Gail.
I said, "Don't wait till morning,
Please heed my Gail warning,
She's young enough to send you to jail!"
--- Arthur Pattaffy
She's wearing far less than she ought ter;
And full of self loathing,
(Like hell) in sheep's clothing,
I'm thinking of "lamb to the slaughter."
--- Peter Wilkins
Their precocious ninth-grader Lucille,
Said "In science today
I pulled down an A.
We learned all about sex there. Big deal!"
--- A N Wilkins P8502
Elsewhere the fed's say I'm so sick.
But I started quite young.
Ever since, young girls, yum!
Just look, but don't touch, it's a bitch!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Confessed to his love for young tail:
"I can't get enough
Of that wonderful stuff"
(No wonder the judge refused bail).
--- Armand E Singer 901
All parental authority ceased.
When asked what she'd say
To "Move out or Obey!"
She replied, "I won't mind in the least."
--- Laurence Perrine P9402a
Worked his will on an underage frail.
The gal was beguiled,
And was gotten with child,
And he's be transferred to a jail.
--- G1630
He thought he was one clever dick.
He may well have been,
But the chick was fifteen.
Now this clever dick is in the nick!
--- Alexander Baron
When he found the teen girly obedient,
To lure her to bed...
Later weeping, she said,
"Zeke, to HELL with your secret ingredient!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 569
Who said for a dollar, I'll kiss ya.
But I'm only fifteen,
So you won't soon be seen;
You'll be going to jail, for I'll miss ya!
--- John P Pearce
How much her young body is yearning
For masculine meat,
So she's always on heat
With a lustful unquenchable burning.
--- Anon
With the nicest tits I'd ever seen.
Her cunt was a treasure;
I'd lick it forever;
Today she is turning thirteen!
--- Jim Weaver Collection A
At thirteen, it is injudicious
To perve on a child.
It can drive men wild....
It's lucky I'm not superstitious.
--- Anon
That, while having it off with young James,
The fires of desire
Burned higher and high
Till his teddy bear burst into flames.
--- Michael Horgan
To answer in terms philosophic,
When cute female teens
Inquire what life means;
For then, we should simply be boffic.
--- Travis Brasell
True juvenile morsels in nighties,
For deep down within,
They're phony as sin --
Not gold but just iron pyrites.
--- Armand E Singer 487
Told the court of a girl--how he'd kissed her.
But he did not divulge
That he caused the bulge
In the front of her underage sister.
--- G1638
At night often dreams of his nibbling
Her tiny wee nips
And her pretty pink lips,
'Til her sweet little pussy is dribbling.
--- Peter Wilkins
And there she saw something obscene.
A size sixteen rubber
Cause Laura to blubber.
Ah Laura! A real prissy-teen.
--- John Dohner P8812
Whose weakness was "San Quentin Quail."
"On a sexual bender
I like my tail tender."
Said the male from the San Quentin Jail...
--- Grand Prix Lim 525
That was so incredibly cool.
We surfed the net,
Incurred some debt,
Got naked and jumped in the pool.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Into some young girl who's just breasting,
Handle with care
While she is bare,
So as not to be accused of molesting.
--- Anon
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