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Said a fiend on a prowl in Bel Air,
"One should never give way to despair.
If I can't flush a female
My victim can be male.
A switch-hitter just doesn't care!"
--- Sex to Sexty P8808

A perfect switch-hitter is Rooter;
He's what I would call your pure neuter:
One night, it is boys,
The next, female joys,
The third he just strokes his own shooter.
--- Armand E Singer 536

On the soft, sunny sands near Washago,
Whither artists both virile and gay go,
One can see every day
Such erotic display,
I suspect, come the summer, I may go.
--- Keith MacMillan 68d

There was a young man from Madrid
Who fathered a hundred young kids.
He said, "So they tell me,
But since I'm a fairy,
I'm not sure that I really did."
--- Robert Elliot

A biker who dressed all in pink,
Went into a tavern to drink.
The straights called him queer;
The gays bought him beer.
Turned out fifty-fifty, I think!
--- Anon

A sweet little old lady named Lou,
Has got me all worried and blue.
She's one of those gals
That fucks all your pals,
Then makes all your girlfriends too!
--- G0118

A nympho, whom we shall call Bess,
Loved Lester, a transvestite mess.
Though she never got screwed,
She could still get quite lewd,
For she learned how to get bi with Les.
--- Bob Birch P0605

Scotty proclaimed me this oath,
I'm bisexual's, what Scotty quoth.
If girls I can't find,
To a man I'll be kind,
And if lucky I might get them both!
--- Anon

Said an angry young lady from Texas:
"I wish there were only two sexes.
Today, it appears,
There are four--counting queers--
And they grab off the men just to vex us!"
--- G1067

A bi-sexual rock star named Bender,
When asked by the press corps to render
An account of his flings,
Said, "Sex grooves and/or swings,
But that depends mostly on gender."
--- Bob Giandomenico P9111

Laughed lecherous switch-hitting Mose,
"I go for cute belles and tall beaus,
Concave or convex,
I lust after sex;
I'm really quite helpless, God knows.
--- Armand E Singer 540

There was a young Russian named Pavel
Who said to his girl, "Let's not cavil.
I want you to pose there
Without any clothes there,
And I'll bang away with my gavel.
--- Isaac Asimov

Said another young Russian, Ivan,
"Pray put all your clothing back on.
You have nothing, my dear,
That amuses me here,
But recline, Pavel, on the divan."
--- Isaac Asimov

Then in rushed a third Russian, Boris,
Who said, "May I join this glad chorus?
I am always perplexed
By those unisexed;
For my part let each sex adore us."
--- Isaac Asimov

It's a custom of Frothingham Frenn
To suggest sex to women and men...
He smirks, "You run chances
Making two-way advances,
But Man, the payoff now and then!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 710

Here's a question that's likely to vex you all:
How do you know you're ambisexual?
Do you try it each way?
Or just wait for the day
When some blatant authority checks you all?
--- David Morin

A flexible person named Kate,
When asked to describe her dream date,
Said boyishly young,
And very well hung,
with a nice pair of breasts would be great.
--- Chris Young

A bi-sexed has only two wishes.
His hetero remains un-suspicious.
Then when yen has died,
And he's Mr. Hyde,
He quick-finds a Jekyl who swishes.
--- Irving Superior P9103

An Irishman Seamus O'Shea
Tried to screw a young virgin from May-
o. He said, "Though it's slim,
It's too big for your quim,
But I know it Fitzpatrick OK."
--- Peter Wilkins a

A confused young man named Troy,
Not sure if a girl or a boy,
Sucked off a lass
Who he fucked in the ass.
Then mused, am I Jew or a Goy?
--- Jim Weaver Collection

You may think this verse is ungodly,
And henceforth will look at me oddly.
Too long I'm supressing,
But now I'm confessing...
I'm lesbian, in a man's body.
--- Anon

A faggot at me made a pass,
He was after my lovely fat ass.
I told him "Look here mate!
I'm not gay; I'm straight!"
He said "I don't care: guy or lass!"
--- Funny Bone

He had this bum fetish, you see,
And the size of mine filled him with glee.
But what sex didn't matter,
As long as 'twas fatter,
And would fit his thin seven inch tree.
--- Funny Bone

There once was a man named Bob;
He liked a good slob on his knob.
Be it he or a she
No matter you see,
Bob was a bisex with his cob.
--- Anon

There once was a woman named Jess;
Bisexual , she would confess.
She loved a good dick,
But pussy she'd lick
And leave both a wet gooey mess.
--- Anon

There once was a fellow named Bob,
Who in sexual ways was a snob.
One day he was swimmin'
With twelve naked women,
And deserted them all for a gob.

(gob - sailor)
--- Anon

Your Athenian man was no prude.
He savored female pulchritude,
But was also turned on
By the muscle and brawn
Of male athletes who performed nude.
--- A N Wilkins P9210

In college, I knew a girl, Kate --
Who became bisexual of late.
She said, "He or she,
Doesn't matter to me --
It doubles my chance for a date!"
--- Kaylin

An honest old sinner named Wood
Confessed, "I am really no good;
Concave or convex,
I can't resist sex;
It's not than I'm misunderstood."
--- Armand E Singer 589

There was a teenager named Kurtz
Who had sex with a bunch of young squirts,
Till a selfless coed
Took the bastard to bed.
Since then he has sex just with skirts.
--- A N Wilkins P8701

On reflexion, one thing's very clear;
My ex-wife was bisexual, I fear.
I say this because
The simple fact was
She only liked sex twice a year!
--- Observer

A three-letter man on Long Island, (Fag)
Did a four-letter word on Fire Island (Fuck)
With disastrous effects--
Now he's practicing sex
With a five-letter gal out in Thailand. (Whore)
--- Grand Prix Lim 753 G0999

There once was a man from LA,
Who was neither quite straight nor quite gay.
Chris was his name;
With both genders the same,
Both sides of the field he would play.
--- Gerald LaCorte

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A hillbilly from West Virginia
Said, "I don't have nothing agin ya',
But I'm not a queer,
So keep it quiet, dear.
We'll pretend you a girl while I'm in ya'.
--- Mike M T9801

Young Emily, sometimes called Greedy Em,
Simply scorned what was average and medium.
Though she had seven men,
She would want, now and then,
Some dames for relieving the tedium.
--- Isaac Asimov

My roomie announced he was bi,
I exclaimed, well so am I!
Now we "shop" together,
And I wonder whether
We'll fight o'er the same gal or guy.
--- Anon

There was a young lady named Candy,
Who made do, when no boys were handy,
With a girlfriend or two--
Sometimes Betty Lou,
But more often Belinda and Mandy.
--- John Ciardi

Here's a lesbian Lou from New Milton.
Her sexual career has been built on
Refilling the glasses
Of innocent lasses,
But one day she met Jock with his kilt on.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Experiencing his phallic invasion
Has prvoed an awakening occasion;
No more does she cruise
Filling young girls with booze;
She's now of the hetero persuasion.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Out shopping for eggs with his brother,
The bisexual said, "Keep this from mother,
But if you don't mind,
I'll have sex of one kind
And half a dozen of the other!"
--- Val Burns P0509

There is a young man from mid-Wales,
Whose romantic technique never fails.
All the girls he has dissed with,
Throughout Aberystwyth,
And more than a few of the males.
--- Richard Long

What's this? Does sweet Carol imply
That I'm busy with some other gay guy?
I can not believe her;
She knows I love beaver
[But also some males that are bi.]
--- Anon

I am sorry the rumor is rife
That I never have sex with my wife,
For I have it with her,
Mabel Mertz and Miss Burr,
Millie, Sally, Sue, Flo and Joe Fife!
--- Grand Prix Lim 90

Could a man from the old town of Loway,
Avoid gals for a year? Men bet no-way.
But our hero, undaunted,
Got the nookie he wanted.
All he did for twelve months was to go gay.
--- Robert Elliot

While sipping a cool ginger beer,
I thought: what's it like to be queer?
It must be a shame
Not to fancy a dame,
With her curves and her bumps here and here.
--- Anon

I know what I want for my present;
It's something quite smutty and pleasant.
My God, No! You fool!
It's not your big tool!
But a twat which is quite effervescent.
--- Cyberhog T9801

Said a certain young fellow named Martin,
"It is never too late to be startin'.
I'll find me a girl
And give it a whirl."
Now he and his boyfriend are partin'.
--- Isaac Asimov

In a discussion I had intellectual,
My friend said you know in effectual,
Your choice is times two
When you need a screw,
If the lifestyle you choose is bisexual.
--- Anon

"Since my sex is bi-sex," cried Casey,
"I've chosen a city that's racy.
With it's either-or zest,
I get letters addressed
To Washington D.C. or A.C."
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner

The 60's weren't all fields of clover;
At communes, when choosing a lover,
It became a prerequisite
To know just what sex is it,
Before asking it to turn over.
--- Evelyn L

There once was a man named Ben
Who loved both women and men.
Any time, any day,
He could go either way;
He just never knew where or when.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

A jaded old faggot named Roys,
Tired of transvestites and boys,
Said he, with a sigh,
"I'm afraid I must try,
A woman for sexual joys."
--- Anon

A lesbian bride known as Sherry,
Said her lust for her husband wasn't very.
"This normal coition
Is a big imposition.
To my innermost desires, it's contrary."
--- Bruce Thompson

Sherry's husband was a selfish lout who
Would interrupt her and shout, "Now! Let's screw!"
But Sherry got even
By saying, "Sure Steven,
Just don't wake me up when you're through."
--- Bruce Thompson

She walks with a roll and a wiggle,
And seems always up for a giggle;
You feed her up good,
And she'll take your wood.
But then, folks, I guess any pig'll.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Though lacking a masculine spout,
She's attractive to girlies, no doubt,
For the way that she grunts
While she's nudging their cunts,
With her splendidly flexible snout.
--- Peter Wilkins

The teeth of a pig can be vicious,
And if the sow's feeling malicious,
Best keep your pudenda
Away from the end o'
The beast or your wick'll have fissures.
--- Tiddy Ogg

A fortnight has passed since I've posted
A limerick wherein I've boasted
Of peregrinations
And hot procreations,
With women whose pussies I've hosted.
--- Travis Brasell

So therefore, I share with my journal,
This tale of two tails quite supernal;
Forsooth, tell I will
This decadent thrill,
Occurring not long hence, nocturnal.
--- Travis Brasell

While dining at "Ralph and Kakoos,"
A restaurant with rave reviews,
My favorite retreat
On old Bopurbon Street,
I met a young wench with tattoos.
--- Travis Brasell

She was a Mulatto whose skin
Was olive in color, and in
Her eyes of deep blue,
A passionate hue,
I saw the seduction of sin.
--- Travis Brasell

Since I'm such exploitable prey,
She strolled in her hot, sultry way,
Straight up to my table
And asked, "Are you able
To go to my playground to play?"
--- Travis Brasell

Well, under the spell of her charm,
In seconds, we left arm in arm.
Down by the canal,
She hailed her old pal,
A Cajun gal who owned a farm.
--- Travis Brasell

That Cajun gal said, "My oh, me oh!"
Make haste fast and gats in my pirogue;
We cross dat ol' swamp
To have us good romp
Before de sun rise on dis trio!"
--- Travis Brasell

Through fog and around cypress knees,
Those girls paddled trying to squeeze
'Twixt gators and stumps,
While showing their rumps
And promising me some great sleaze.
--- Travis Brasell

The swamp's perils we three survived,
And soon at the farm we arrived;
I urged them to hurry,
My mind was all blurry,
I knew that my time was short-lived.
--- Travis Brasell

Like drunks with a barrel of scotch,
Those two imbibed each other's crotch,
While I sat close by
(I thought I would die!)
With nothing to do except watch.
--- Travis Brasell


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