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"I'm Linda and saw you inside,
And noticed how from hin you shied.
I think we're the same,
Who can love without shame
Our sisters, with soul and with pride!"
--- Ogni Gioia

As I spoke she soon started to cry,
I held her and dried her bright eye...
I asked, "What is wrong?"
She said, "They're so strong...
The feelings I have, most decry!"
--- Ogni Gioia

Most Lezzies, I know, must be chicken
To run from us men and our dickin'.
But then, Heaven knows,
When they come to blows,
I'm certain that most take a lickin'.
--- John Miller

There once were three girls who were Brits
Who tickled and fondled their tits,
But then came Lucenda
Who preferred their pudenda,
And now they're obsessed with their clits.
--- Anon

A famous French artist, Jean Corot,
Lived alone in celibate sorrow.
At last, late in life,
He wed a lesbian wife.
For what follows, tune in tomorrow...
--- Ed Wolfert P8405

A lesbian girl from Bayonne
Spent a passionate night with her clone.
But alas, this brief session
Led both to depression,
For they waited, but both didn't phone.
--- Graham Lester

A dyke at a beauty convention,
Provoked a great deal of dissension;
They discovered that she,
After paying her fee,
Labored under a Miss Apprehension.
--- Bob Giandominico P0107

She was horny as hell, oddball Helen,
So you'd guess she'd be soothin' my swellin'.
But not on your life,
She went after my wife!
Causing lots of upheaval and yellin'.
--- John Miller

There is a rich lady called Mim
Who always prefers 'her' to 'him'.
She pays buxom beauties
To do househoold duties,
And has them attend to her whim.
--- Chris Young

There was a young sapphic named Anna,
Who stuffed her friend's cunt with a banana,
Which she sucked bit by bit
From her partner's warm slit,
In the most approved lesbian manner.
--- L0764

"My fantasy," sighed Miss Van Dyke,
"Is to sin with a lez that I like!
To part her sweet beaver
And then to relieve her,
With my battery-powered spike."
--- Larry Wilde

And why dog out lesbianism?
It's simply a sexual schism!
Who knows what it's like,
Turning out as a dyke;
Let us give them our full altruism!
--- Big Mick

I wish, then, all Lesbians luck,
If in turn they THEIR prejudice shuck --
Show they're eager to heed
My hetero need,
And provide me a nice tender fuck.
--- John Miller

Lady Sylvia Shaftsbury-Simms
Was given to unnatural whims.
She was easy to please
With a bevy of shes.
(But if normal, she would have had hims!)
--- Warrick Elrod

The bull dyke once said to the femme,
Quit your lusting ad hominem.
I'm queer and your free,
And this dildo you see?
Up your snatch it will go, greased with phlegm.
--- Buster

The bull dyke once said to the femme,
"I'll bet that your pussy's a gem.
You nips are like berries,
Your lips are like cherries,
And your 'cum' is the creme de la creme!"
--- Ogden Nield

A Princeton sophomore named "T",
Who came from East Tennessee,
Would stand outside the dorm,
Watch a long male line form,
Till she serviced each coed for free!
--- Uncle Jack

A dyke on the Bay of Biscay
Frigs herself with her thumbs twice a day.
But a bitch in Australia
Prefers male genitalia,
And fucks 'em in scores without pay.
--- G0528

A policeman who lived at the junction
Once was called to a lesbian's luncheon.
As he walked through the door,
He was flung to the floor
And had a knot tied in his truncheon.
--- Peter Hodge

A truck driving lesbo called Spike
Hauls dildoes by night down the pike,
And if asked by the fuzz,
What it is that she does,
She replies, "I'm a fake-dick-van dyke."
--- Anon

A well-meaning Dutch lad named Mike
Rammed finger hard into the dyke;
The fight started then
'Cause she hated all men,
And goddam near killed the poor tyke.
--- Armand E Singer 16

A large, colored dyke from Atlanta
Said, "If you must know dear, I plan tuh
Finger-fuck Mother Hayes
On Times Square for three days.
It's a project that's sponsored by ANTA."
--- G2673

There once was a man from Bombay,
Who swore that his wife was gay.
His indication
Was her masturbation,
With the girl from next door named Rene,
--- Jim Weaver Collection

A bull-dyke of complexion sallow,
Screamed, "Pricks are like wicks without tallow.
Why all men admit,
They'd prefer a clit."
(That's something I find hard to swallow.)
--- G0902

There was a young lezzy from Wick,
Who loved sex until she was sick.
The horny young hussy,
Enjoyed eating pussy,
But hated the sight of a dick.
--- Anon

A passionate poetess of Sappho
Said "The men folk are strictly riff-raff-o.
When they call in a tizzy,
I just say I'm busy,
But the girls I give time and a half-o"
--- Elli Howland P8903

The plump-bottomed chap must enjoy
Being lewdly addressed as a boy.
As she smokes a cigar
In the Public Bar,
She's a Lesbian lady named Roy.
--- Gents Alphabet Book P9508

Two dykes got to speaking one day,
About their preferred form of play.
One said, "Isn't the hunt
For a nice juicy cunt,
Far better than your average lay?"
--- Anon

Is Alice a bulldyke or what?
She's always playing with her twat!
Someone else's would do,
But she'd rather chew
A nice one that is big, hard and hot!
--- Jim Weaver Collection

There once was a lady, Ms. Rich
Who suffered always the same itch --
To give it a scratch
She'd eat teenage snatch,
That dirty, cunt-licking bitch!
--- Anon

Said the man-hating Lesbian dyke,
As she sharpened her large butcher knife,
"I'll find me a jock,
And cut off his cock,
And make him eat pussy all night!"
--- Wildman T9711

When a lesbian pedophile dickers
At Maude's, for some underage trickers,
She is given the story,
"Alas, we are sorry,
But we don't serve our minors to lickers."
--- Hugh Clary

Said Dana who used to be Dan,
"I've realized I don't want a man.
This comes as a shock,
Now that I've bobbed my cock.
It looks like I'm now lesbian."
--- Skumbunny

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There once was a lezzie from France
With gals she'd always take a chance.
She'd wine 'em and dine 'em
And then 69 'em;
All pussy paid in advance.
--- Bryan King

An accomplished bull-dyke Roxanne,
Had tried it all once with a man.
After they were all done,
She said, "It was fun,
But I'll stick with my old girlfriend, Nan."
--- Nik Synytyskyy

There was an old lez of Seringapatam,
Who always wore pants and did not give a damn.
No bra cramped her titty,
Her ass was all shitty,
And whenever she piddled, she strode like a man.
--- G1451

The reason our lesbians, Hugh,
"Aren't doing dick" (your point of view!)
Is that they're so lazy,
And also quite crazy,
About scaggy cunts -- same as you!
--- Anon

There once was this guy called Mike,
Who met this chick he really liked.
He tried to get near,
And she gave him a sneer,
'Cause the chick was a full-fledged dyke.
--- Anon

Since the girls found no joys in her lap,
Sue chopped off her big brother's tap.
At his death she'd not repent,
But fixed it with cement,
And wore it in place with a strap.
--- Anon

I know a young girl named Geneva,
Who was sick and had cabin fever.
She doesn't like meat,
Or pickled pig's feet,
But she sure like the tast of a Beaver.
--- Tony

A cantankerous female, Inez;
Some claim that she is a lez.
Though big, gruff, and burly,
She's a very nice girlie,
Despite what her thigh tattoo says.
--- John K Roberts P9302 a

Said a Lesbian lady, "It's sad.
Of all the girls that I've had,
None gave me the thrill
Of real rapture until
I learned how to be a tribade."

(Tribade - one who simulates sexual intercourse)
--- L0342

A fox has a natural yen
To eat up a plump little hen.
Dear Val is the same;
So please don't defame;
She loves eating twat -- just like men.
--- Gertrude Pippin

A teen girl, while watching some porn
With her mother, was looking forlorn;
So her mom asked, "What's wrong?"
The girl answered, "I long
For a taste, Mom, of where I was born."
--- Anon

It's nice Mom and daughter can share,
These special moments to prepare,
Her for life ahead,
With no fear or dread.
I'm glad that some families care.
--- Anon

"I love you, Miss Buss," said Miss Beale.
"Oh Beale," said Miss Buss with a squeal,
"I too have a lust
For you deep in my bust,
Which I've yearned for some years to reveal."
--- Peter Wilkins

"Oh Buss..." said Miss Beale as her chest
Rose mightily under her vest;
"Oh Beale...", said Miss Buss
As her bust made a fuss,
Like a pair of blancmanges possessed.
--- Peter Wilkins

And thus did Miss Buss and Miss Beale,
Their lust for each other reveal:
Together they pressed
Themselves chest to chest,
And declared that their love was for real.
--- Peter Wilkins

A lady by name of just Jillie,
Often slept with a lady called Millie.
When cuddling in bed,
The words that they said,
You'd agree would just make them look silly.
--- Anon

Two lesbians north of the town
Made sixty-nine love on the ground.
Their unbridled lust
Leaked out in the dust
And made so much mud that they drowned.
--- Anon

Well Hollywood's throwing a fit
Since Ellen and Ann said they quit.
Their quick separation
Has caused a sensation.
They say Ellen's mad at Ann's split.
--- Travis Brasell

The talk of the town's how they could,
And why everyone thought that they should.
Even though they are lesbians
And just so-so thespians,
Together for the sake of Hollywood.
--- Toolman

The word from the talk-of-the-townies
Is that Anne got a case of the frownies,
Because Ellen, it seems,
Though the girl of her dreams,
Was often caught eating some Brownies.
--- Hugh Clary

Two Lesbians, drunk on my Scotch,
Were sucking on each other's crotch!
But I've no dislikes
For those who are dikes,
Except when they don't let me watch.

Two Lesbians, drunk on my Scotch,
Were sucking on each other's crotch!
But I've no dislikes
For those who are dykes,
Except when they don't let me watch.
--- David Miller

You should have forced yourself in
And put an end to that sin.
Six nine times three
Is a menagerie
And all of the parties will win.
--- Reqlug

My nubile young friend's name is Cory;
We make love in sisterly glory.
How could such gentle sex
The authorities vex,
And end in a crime, statutory?
--- Ogni Gioia

Theater-struck Sue and Glenda,
Had acting upon their agenda,
But failing as thespians,
They tried out as lesbians,
And starred on each other's pudenda.
--- Ed Potts P8503

Miss Buss and Miss Beale are a gruesome
Victorian lesbian twosome.
Miss Buss likes 'em buxom
Young girlies and sucks 'em;
Miss Beale likes 'em hairless and chews 'em.
--- Anon

We spoke not again all that night,
But our passion released, just took flight.
I awoke in the morning
And sensed a clear warning...
On the bed was a note, "I will write..."
--- Ogni Gioia

Ms Bryant once sold orange juice.
Anita loathed gays on the loose.
But she said, in one form,
That if gay were the norm,
God would have made Adam and Bruce.

(Anita Bryant, singer and bible banger)
--- Michael Polo P9004a

A pervy young fellow named Brock
Was quite addicted to cock.
He was last seen
Down by the beach-scene,
Between a hard place and a rock.
--- Anon

A cabbie who worked in Bombay
Was widely known to be gay.
When adding his tips,
He would lick off his lips
And exclaim "What an excellent day!"
--- S Chermbrucker

An erotic young fellow is Thrumming;
To his beauty the world is succumbing.
The sight of his rear
Is dainty and dear,
And the view of his front is becoming.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay

A queer long ago in Regina
Was booked for assaulting a mina;
Though not, I should add,
Some cute little lad,
But a pick-wielding fat forty-niner.
--- Hugh Oliver 85a

Three bright little boys from the ballet,
Had a lovely night out at the Palais.
But the end of their day,
I am sorry to say,
Was spent with three Burghers from Calais.
--- Anon

There once was a man from Sag Harbor,
Who used to go with a fag barber.
He gave some auditions
In many positions,
And now he plays flute with Jan Garber.
--- L0426


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