"I'm Linda and saw you inside, As I spoke she soon started to cry, Most Lezzies, I know, must be chicken There once were three girls who were Brits A famous French artist, Jean Corot, A lesbian girl from Bayonne A dyke at a beauty convention, She was horny as hell, oddball Helen, There is a rich lady called Mim There was a young sapphic named Anna, "My fantasy," sighed Miss Van Dyke, And why dog out lesbianism? I wish, then, all Lesbians luck, Lady Sylvia Shaftsbury-Simms The bull dyke once said to the femme, The bull dyke once said to the femme, A Princeton sophomore named "T", A dyke on the Bay of Biscay A policeman who lived at the junction A truck driving lesbo called Spike A well-meaning Dutch lad named Mike A large, colored dyke from Atlanta There once was a man from Bombay, A bull-dyke of complexion sallow, There was a young lezzy from Wick, A passionate poetess of Sappho The plump-bottomed chap must enjoy Two dykes got to speaking one day, Is Alice a bulldyke or what? There once was a lady, Ms. Rich Said the man-hating Lesbian dyke, When a lesbian pedophile dickers Said Dana who used to be Dan,
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There once was a lezzie from France An accomplished bull-dyke Roxanne, There was an old lez of Seringapatam, The reason our lesbians, Hugh, There once was this guy called Mike, Since the girls found no joys in her lap, I know a young girl named Geneva, A cantankerous female, Inez; Said a Lesbian lady, "It's sad. (Tribade - one who simulates sexual intercourse)
A fox has a natural yen A teen girl, while watching some porn It's nice Mom and daughter can share, "I love you, Miss Buss," said Miss Beale. "Oh Buss..." said Miss Beale as her chest And thus did Miss Buss and Miss Beale, A lady by name of just Jillie, Two lesbians north of the town Well Hollywood's throwing a fit The talk of the town's how they could, The word from the talk-of-the-townies Two Lesbians, drunk on my Scotch, Two Lesbians, drunk on my Scotch, You should have forced yourself in My nubile young friend's name is Cory; Theater-struck Sue and Glenda, Miss Buss and Miss Beale are a gruesome We spoke not again all that night, Ms Bryant once sold orange juice. (Anita Bryant, singer and bible banger)
A pervy young fellow named Brock A cabbie who worked in Bombay An erotic young fellow is Thrumming; A queer long ago in Regina Three bright little boys from the ballet, There once was a man from Sag Harbor,
And noticed how from hin you shied.
I think we're the same,
Who can love without shame
Our sisters, with soul and with pride!"
--- Ogni Gioia
I held her and dried her bright eye...
I asked, "What is wrong?"
She said, "They're so strong...
The feelings I have, most decry!"
--- Ogni Gioia
To run from us men and our dickin'.
But then, Heaven knows,
When they come to blows,
I'm certain that most take a lickin'.
--- John Miller
Who tickled and fondled their tits,
But then came Lucenda
Who preferred their pudenda,
And now they're obsessed with their clits.
--- Anon
Lived alone in celibate sorrow.
At last, late in life,
He wed a lesbian wife.
For what follows, tune in tomorrow...
--- Ed Wolfert P8405
Spent a passionate night with her clone.
But alas, this brief session
Led both to depression,
For they waited, but both didn't phone.
--- Graham Lester
Provoked a great deal of dissension;
They discovered that she,
After paying her fee,
Labored under a Miss Apprehension.
--- Bob Giandominico P0107
So you'd guess she'd be soothin' my swellin'.
But not on your life,
She went after my wife!
Causing lots of upheaval and yellin'.
--- John Miller
Who always prefers 'her' to 'him'.
She pays buxom beauties
To do househoold duties,
And has them attend to her whim.
--- Chris Young
Who stuffed her friend's cunt with a banana,
Which she sucked bit by bit
From her partner's warm slit,
In the most approved lesbian manner.
--- L0764
"Is to sin with a lez that I like!
To part her sweet beaver
And then to relieve her,
With my battery-powered spike."
--- Larry Wilde
It's simply a sexual schism!
Who knows what it's like,
Turning out as a dyke;
Let us give them our full altruism!
--- Big Mick
If in turn they THEIR prejudice shuck --
Show they're eager to heed
My hetero need,
And provide me a nice tender fuck.
--- John Miller
Was given to unnatural whims.
She was easy to please
With a bevy of shes.
(But if normal, she would have had hims!)
--- Warrick Elrod
Quit your lusting ad hominem.
I'm queer and your free,
And this dildo you see?
Up your snatch it will go, greased with phlegm.
--- Buster
"I'll bet that your pussy's a gem.
You nips are like berries,
Your lips are like cherries,
And your 'cum' is the creme de la creme!"
--- Ogden Nield
Who came from East Tennessee,
Would stand outside the dorm,
Watch a long male line form,
Till she serviced each coed for free!
--- Uncle Jack
Frigs herself with her thumbs twice a day.
But a bitch in Australia
Prefers male genitalia,
And fucks 'em in scores without pay.
--- G0528
Once was called to a lesbian's luncheon.
As he walked through the door,
He was flung to the floor
And had a knot tied in his truncheon.
--- Peter Hodge
Hauls dildoes by night down the pike,
And if asked by the fuzz,
What it is that she does,
She replies, "I'm a fake-dick-van dyke."
--- Anon
Rammed finger hard into the dyke;
The fight started then
'Cause she hated all men,
And goddam near killed the poor tyke.
--- Armand E Singer 16
Said, "If you must know dear, I plan tuh
Finger-fuck Mother Hayes
On Times Square for three days.
It's a project that's sponsored by ANTA."
--- G2673
Who swore that his wife was gay.
His indication
Was her masturbation,
With the girl from next door named Rene,
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Screamed, "Pricks are like wicks without tallow.
Why all men admit,
They'd prefer a clit."
(That's something I find hard to swallow.)
--- G0902
Who loved sex until she was sick.
The horny young hussy,
Enjoyed eating pussy,
But hated the sight of a dick.
--- Anon
Said "The men folk are strictly riff-raff-o.
When they call in a tizzy,
I just say I'm busy,
But the girls I give time and a half-o"
--- Elli Howland P8903
Being lewdly addressed as a boy.
As she smokes a cigar
In the Public Bar,
She's a Lesbian lady named Roy.
--- Gents Alphabet Book P9508
About their preferred form of play.
One said, "Isn't the hunt
For a nice juicy cunt,
Far better than your average lay?"
--- Anon
She's always playing with her twat!
Someone else's would do,
But she'd rather chew
A nice one that is big, hard and hot!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who suffered always the same itch --
To give it a scratch
She'd eat teenage snatch,
That dirty, cunt-licking bitch!
--- Anon
As she sharpened her large butcher knife,
"I'll find me a jock,
And cut off his cock,
And make him eat pussy all night!"
--- Wildman T9711
At Maude's, for some underage trickers,
She is given the story,
"Alas, we are sorry,
But we don't serve our minors to lickers."
--- Hugh Clary
"I've realized I don't want a man.
This comes as a shock,
Now that I've bobbed my cock.
It looks like I'm now lesbian."
--- Skumbunny
With gals she'd always take a chance.
She'd wine 'em and dine 'em
And then 69 'em;
All pussy paid in advance.
--- Bryan King
Had tried it all once with a man.
After they were all done,
She said, "It was fun,
But I'll stick with my old girlfriend, Nan."
--- Nik Synytyskyy
Who always wore pants and did not give a damn.
No bra cramped her titty,
Her ass was all shitty,
And whenever she piddled, she strode like a man.
--- G1451
"Aren't doing dick" (your point of view!)
Is that they're so lazy,
And also quite crazy,
About scaggy cunts -- same as you!
--- Anon
Who met this chick he really liked.
He tried to get near,
And she gave him a sneer,
'Cause the chick was a full-fledged dyke.
--- Anon
Sue chopped off her big brother's tap.
At his death she'd not repent,
But fixed it with cement,
And wore it in place with a strap.
--- Anon
Who was sick and had cabin fever.
She doesn't like meat,
Or pickled pig's feet,
But she sure like the tast of a Beaver.
--- Tony
Some claim that she is a lez.
Though big, gruff, and burly,
She's a very nice girlie,
Despite what her thigh tattoo says.
--- John K Roberts P9302 a
Of all the girls that I've had,
None gave me the thrill
Of real rapture until
I learned how to be a tribade."
--- L0342
To eat up a plump little hen.
Dear Val is the same;
So please don't defame;
She loves eating twat -- just like men.
--- Gertrude Pippin
With her mother, was looking forlorn;
So her mom asked, "What's wrong?"
The girl answered, "I long
For a taste, Mom, of where I was born."
--- Anon
These special moments to prepare,
Her for life ahead,
With no fear or dread.
I'm glad that some families care.
--- Anon
"Oh Beale," said Miss Buss with a squeal,
"I too have a lust
For you deep in my bust,
Which I've yearned for some years to reveal."
--- Peter Wilkins
Rose mightily under her vest;
"Oh Beale...", said Miss Buss
As her bust made a fuss,
Like a pair of blancmanges possessed.
--- Peter Wilkins
Their lust for each other reveal:
Together they pressed
Themselves chest to chest,
And declared that their love was for real.
--- Peter Wilkins
Often slept with a lady called Millie.
When cuddling in bed,
The words that they said,
You'd agree would just make them look silly.
--- Anon
Made sixty-nine love on the ground.
Their unbridled lust
Leaked out in the dust
And made so much mud that they drowned.
--- Anon
Since Ellen and Ann said they quit.
Their quick separation
Has caused a sensation.
They say Ellen's mad at Ann's split.
--- Travis Brasell
And why everyone thought that they should.
Even though they are lesbians
And just so-so thespians,
Together for the sake of Hollywood.
--- Toolman
Is that Anne got a case of the frownies,
Because Ellen, it seems,
Though the girl of her dreams,
Was often caught eating some Brownies.
--- Hugh Clary
Were sucking on each other's crotch!
But I've no dislikes
For those who are dikes,
Except when they don't let me watch.
Were sucking on each other's crotch!
But I've no dislikes
For those who are dykes,
Except when they don't let me watch.
--- David Miller
And put an end to that sin.
Six nine times three
Is a menagerie
And all of the parties will win.
--- Reqlug
We make love in sisterly glory.
How could such gentle sex
The authorities vex,
And end in a crime, statutory?
--- Ogni Gioia
Had acting upon their agenda,
But failing as thespians,
They tried out as lesbians,
And starred on each other's pudenda.
--- Ed Potts P8503
Victorian lesbian twosome.
Miss Buss likes 'em buxom
Young girlies and sucks 'em;
Miss Beale likes 'em hairless and chews 'em.
--- Anon
But our passion released, just took flight.
I awoke in the morning
And sensed a clear warning...
On the bed was a note, "I will write..."
--- Ogni Gioia
Anita loathed gays on the loose.
But she said, in one form,
That if gay were the norm,
God would have made Adam and Bruce.
--- Michael Polo P9004a
Was quite addicted to cock.
He was last seen
Down by the beach-scene,
Between a hard place and a rock.
--- Anon
Was widely known to be gay.
When adding his tips,
He would lick off his lips
And exclaim "What an excellent day!"
--- S Chermbrucker
To his beauty the world is succumbing.
The sight of his rear
Is dainty and dear,
And the view of his front is becoming.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Was booked for assaulting a mina;
Though not, I should add,
Some cute little lad,
But a pick-wielding fat forty-niner.
--- Hugh Oliver 85a
Had a lovely night out at the Palais.
But the end of their day,
I am sorry to say,
Was spent with three Burghers from Calais.
--- Anon
Who used to go with a fag barber.
He gave some auditions
In many positions,
And now he plays flute with Jan Garber.
--- L0426