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They'll tell you there's nothing that's finer I called my son last week, said Hon, "Don't worry, I'll sleep anywhere, "I will babysit all night and day; "Send a ticket to your poor Mum, Last night, I was doing my wash, I said, "Ma'am, don't your children get chilly?" She chose "Pre-soak," then quick as a wink, Well I must say her ways were proficient, There was a young fellow from Astor, While through life's options we sift, I know that it sounds rude but I'm Young Adele is a trim little craft, There's a pretty young woman named Sally, I once met a Sally girl too, Amanda's young body is beautiful; From Rome to the Lago Maggiore, There was a young charmer named Bell; A bashful and speechless Bernice She tried Celtic cabers to hurl, An impatient young woman named Betty An eager nymphette, Betty Doyle, A hot-pants young lady named Biddle My buxom french maid, Desiree, Young Doris at summer-time camp I knew a young girl called Elaine There was a young lady named Eleanor Oh Emily, dearest, your flesh Dear Emily, what do you wear Oh Emily dearest, I long Emily's 5-foot-4's hardly short. Emily's good; I can't deny it! Coy Ericka frequents sex joints Erm's been to the New Forest Show; There was a young widow named Faun I know a young woman called Frances, There was a young lady named Gwen The grammarian Gwendolyn Brown There was a young lady named Hays I've heard of a girl named Holly, I'm not one to sit here and bore ya Joan is a wench that's painted, There was a young lady named Joan Fair Julia, who sold Christmas candy, Fair Julia, who sold Christmas candy, When alone, a young woman maned Julia, A certain young woman named June Young Karen was looking for passion; An old fisherwoman named Kate, An amorous woman called Kate I knocked at her door and said, "Hey, It's certainly true that I'd rather A militant teenager, Kay, A muscular woman named Kay, A righteous young lady named Kay A sad woman's libber named Kim There was a young woman named Lenny, He proposed to a gal named Lilly. Since April, young Timothy's frenched A lecherous lady named Lou There's a woman whose name is Lucille, Lydia and Francine over mocha A mortician's sly daughter named Maddie, That must be some hot romance; I wonder just why it is so, In my heart there is a spot She's never too knackered or lazy,
Than to wake up in South Caroliner.
Having lived here, I'd druther
Wake up with your mother,
Buried deep in her smelly vaginer.
--- Anon
Please send me a ticket to come
Out for a visit,
To stay for a bit.
I need to have a little fun.
--- Carol
Like that really comfy lawn chair
I slept on last time.
((My back now feels fine.)
The brace I no longer must wear.
--- Carol
Your wife and you can go and play.
I'll cook and I'll clean,
I'll make your grass green,
Just like I did last year, Okay?
--- Carol
So to visit you I can come
For a much needed rest.
I won't be a pest,
And first class too, don't be a bum!"
--- Carol
When a woman came in and by gosh,
She stripped her kids bare,
Said, "For clean underwear
On our budget, we can't be too posh."
--- John Miller 0102
She said, "Mister, you're sure talking silly;
I feed 'em on greens,
Potatoes and beans,
Than Mexican stuff is too frilly!"
--- John Miller 0102a
She popped all three kids in the sink.
As she bathed them she said,
"Would you have me instead
Put clean clothes on young bodies that stink?"
--- John Miller 0102b
The results thereof more than sufficient.
But somehow I think
One of us needs a shrink;
I could never be quite so efficient.
--- John Miller 0102c
Who was screwing the wife of the pastor.
He said, with a grin
As he started to sin,
"I'd have the daughter too, if I'd asked her."
--- VOL 11
Hoping we might heal human rift,
The birth of a child
To a mother mild
Embodies a most wondrous gift!
--- Bob
Thinking you're all takin our sweet time!
The point of the game?
Pick an obscure name
And work it into your rhyme!
--- Big Mick
Delightfully curved, fore and aft,
So that mere observation
Leads to such stimulation,
That her gangplank is always well-staffed.
--- Isaac Asimov
The pride and the joy of our alley.
She will do for you
Anything you want to;
Very pally in the alley is Sally.
--- Bob
Drunk and vomiting in my loo.
I ask, "Do you mind if
I slip you my fine stiff?
It's something my fetish must do..."
--- Jack
Her ass most exceedingly cutieful;
Remains to be seen
If she's eager and keen
To be wholly submissive and dutiful.
--- Peter Wilkins
There's no gal like Angela Torre;
Her tits and her ass,
Her lips -- now there's class:
All proof that's a posteriori.
--- Armand E Singer 954
Whatever she did, she did well.
Like jogging or playing
Or cooking or laying --
Or paving the road straight to hell.
--- Armand E Singer 298
Would not let a man touch her crease.
Said her shrink, "You're too meek;
You should learn how to speak,
Or forever you must hold your piece."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1948
And large cotton flags to unfurl.
But nothing went well;
She's under a spell --
The unfortunate maiden called Beryl.
--- Scott Oliver
Once angrily said to her steady,
"You come here, you twit,
And do nothing but sit.
Can't you see that I'm eager and ready?"
--- Isaac Asimov
Grabbed the boys she liked to despoil.
But when they climbed into bed,
The boys jumped out and said,
"Your water-bed starting to boil."
--- Ed Wolfert P8405
Cried out in her passion, "Oh, fiddle!
Did you come from Eau Claire
To jerk off in that chair?
Well, cut out the doodling -- let's diddle!"
--- G2085
Like to housekeep in her negliege.
My house is quite neat
But she distends my meat,
And her bed ends up in disarray.
--- Rolf Asphaug
Was perpetually horny and damp;
She used dildos and toys,
When not screwing the boys,
To relieve them, twice daily, of cramp.
--- Anon
Who spent her early years in deep pain.
My name is old fashioned,
I want something passioned;
I want to get christened again!
--- Arthur Pattaffy
Whose husband had tied a small beleanor,
So that he could divine
When she got out of line,
For a great many men had raised heleanor.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2031
Is sweet as a peach and as fresh.
Come sit on my knee
And I'll promise you'll see
How our nether particulars mesh.
--- Peter Wilkins
Beneath that wee mini-kilt there?
Don't tell me: just please
Come bend over my knees
With your cute little butt in the air.
--- Peter Wilkins
To strip you right down to your thong;
Then finger your snatch
'Til that little wet patch
Shows you're wantonly wanting my dong.
--- Peter Wilkins
But I'll go along in good sport.
When we stand nose to nose,
My whang's at her toes;
Toes to toes, then it's at her nose wart.
--- T Norris
I'd say that you ought to try it.
She's tight as a drum,
And loves to drink cum.
Why even her daddy swears by it!
--- MrMalo
With hopes that an owner appoints
Her, since she is able,
To sit at each table
And handle all men's finer points.
--- Peter Wilkins
This is file gbl
She's back, with her face all aglow.
She's seen randy stallions,
And bulls big as galleons,
And's begging for it... I must go.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Who wept that her husband was gone.
Her only relief
When sleepless with grief,
Lay in passionate screwing till dawn.
--- Isaac Asimov
Who often strips off when she dances,
And the more she reveals,
The surer one feels
That her name should be Francis, not Frances.
--- Michael Horgan
Who loved with a great many men.
But when Shorty was through,
She met her Waterloo;
About all she could say was, "Ah, Men!"
--- Albin Chaplin
Has the best prep. in town;
Then she turns pretty primitive
When you split her inf.
Introducing your genitive n.
--- Thomas A Quinine P8311
Who never did fail to amaze.
On the bible she swore
She had not been a whore,
But she knew at least twenty-four ways.
--- Albin Chaplin
Who went a bit off of her trolley.
She found St. Johns Wort,
Now the men all report,
One night's heaven with her, by golly!
--- Annie Jay
But I'll take this chance to implore ya,
When you're rhyming a name
In pursuit of this game,
Don't pick on my sister Honorea!
--- Scott Oliver
Joan is a girl that's tainted.
Yet Joan she goes
Like one of those
Whom purity has sainted.
--- Robert Herrick P9611
When aroused she would cry and would moan.
Just thinking of sex
Would tingle her pecs:
Her mind's an erogenous zone.
--- Tom Patton P9603
Was feeling quite horny and randy,
Till a dirty young sailor
Began to impale her
Till the randy candy girl was quite bandy.
--- Cyberhog T9801
And all sorts of cookies with brandy,
Grabbed her crotch with her hand,
And said, "Come here, man!
I need a good lick 'cause I'm randy!"
--- Jacques D'Monke T9712
Had qualities rather peculiar.
And when men were about,
(Short, tall, lean, or stout)
Her conduct was even unrulier.
--- Isaac Asimov
Makes love like a whirling typhoon.
What the men like to do
Is to tame that fierce shrew,
If it takes (pant, pant) all afternoon.
--- Isaac Asimov
The lack of it had her teeth gnashing.
"The harder I try,"
She was heard to cry,
"The shorter it seems is my ration."
--- Archie
Had tried using earth worms for bait.
They were hard to entice,
So instead she used lice,
Which she carefully plucked from her date.
--- Anon
Was told that she'd just have to wait
For the fruit of the palm,
But she learned with alarm,
That her wait made her late for her date.
--- Anon
Sweet Katie, I'd love us to play."
"Fuck off," she replied
As she kicked me outside.
In a very unlady-like way.
--- Peter Wilkins
Have Katie and work up a lather
But what's in my pants
Is still up for the chance
Of a spot of the old how's-yer-father.
--- Peter Wilkins
Joined a protest, one cold winter's day.
She ignited her bra,
But HA HA HA HA,
There's no heat in a 28A.
--- Anon A
Being frisky and playful one day,
Threw her hubby so fond,
At the top of the pond
To discover if he'd ricochet.
--- VOL 11
Was moral and virtuous all day.
But when daytime did end,
She inverted the trend,
And her righteousness all went astray.
--- Albin Chaplin
Said, "Life has it in for my quim.
It's unjust as can be;
He shoves it into me;
Why can't I shove mine into him."
--- Armand E Singer 783
Who wished that her name could be Jenny.
She said, "I won't curse;
My name could be worse.
It's not Benny, Denny, Kenny, or Henny.
--- Jim Loy
She is a most beautiful filly.
Not only that,
Her stomach is flat,
While the rest of her body is hilly.
--- Tom Patton P9711a
His Lolita and now that she's drenched,
He continues to suck her
And frequently fuck her,
But still her libido's unquenched.
--- Peter Wilkins
Said, "I'd do anything for a screw.
I'd sleep with a dog,
An ape or a hog,
Hell, I might even do it with YOU!"
--- John the Wysard
Who, whenever she chooses to peel,
Discloses a skin
One would love to get in,
For the sake of its wonderful feel.
--- Isaac Asimov
Discussed men and their mimimal quota.
Said Lyd, "It is twice."
Fran said, "If it ain't thrice,
The Bastard will sleep on the sofa!"
--- Stephen Nobel P9911
Told an eager but virginal laddie,
"If you do what I say.
We can have a great lay,
Since I've buried more stiffs than my daddy."
--- Brian Hickey
You deep in our sweet Maggie's pants.
So she makes you so happy,
Like your ma made your pappy.
It's nice to see both took the chance.
--- Arden
That Maggie incites it to flow.
With some other lass,
It gets hard as glass,
But not wet and sticky, you know?
--- H Welchel
For Maggie and her naked twat.
She is the one
Who makes my spunk run.
She is pretty and witty and hot.
--- H Welchel
But specially bred to be crazy.
For giving us geezers
Whatever may please us...
Genetically Modified Maisie
--- Peter Wilkins
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