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Said Bush to Saddam, "Well you blew it,
Hid weapons and our CIA knew it."
Out of guilt Bill replied,
"Though a crotch I had spied,
I still claim that I didn't screw it!"

(both started New Years with a bang)
--- Bob Birch P0302

Bill and Saddam they think much alike.
After New Year's, they'll seek a first strike.
Even though both are spent,
Neither one will repent,
But Bill's head won't end up on a pike!
--- Tom Patton P0302

Bill Clinton said, "Welcome aboard!"
As he sneaked in a bangable broad.
While Saddam and his gang
Fear an ear-splitting bang,
And are thinking of sneaking abroad.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0302

Etymologists show us with glee
How versatile banging can be;,
Despite Hillary's anger,
Bill's a popular banger;
In war Sadam will be the bangee.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0302

We're a country so young, and so small,
Yet we're eons ahead of YOU ALL.
When we're done with Iraq,
Could be you we attack;
Just like last time, again you will fall.
--- Anon

Like Bush, Tony Blair's in a pickle;
The polls say war fever's a trickle.
If Saddam calls his bluff,
Then all his talk tough
Means he's left himself no room to wiggle.
--- Dr Limerick 09-03-02

The Pentagon no longer grieves,
For news it this moment receives
From those on the ground;
Saddam's arms are found!
He's hidden the things up his sleeves.
--- Tiddy Ogg

In Iraq's presidential election,
Abdul made a silly selection.
To impress an old flame,
He erased Saddam's name.
Next Tuesday's his funeral procession.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0212

I can put out the fires so quick;
You'll miss my magician's trick.
It will come as no shock
That while you're watching Iraq,
You should keep an eye on my DICK. (Morris)
--- Jim Weaver Collection

To Iraq's Kuwait invasion,
We reacted with great indignation.
But when we do the same,
Instead of due blame,
We expect all the world's approbation.
--- Anon

His dad Iran-Contra did hate;
But now, WMD-gate!
Are the weapons around
That soon will be found,
Or is Dubya a two-faced head of state?
--- Tiddy Ogg

Acronyms make words' meanings compound:
"Air-raid Shelter for Saddam"--Profound!
But let history show
That the fool didn't know
His A.S.S. from a hole in the ground!
--- Vassar Smith P9610

There once was a man named Hussein
Who we knew was really insane.
With bombs on his back,
And germs in a sack,
We ought to just blow up Iraq!
--- Jim Weaver Collection

What shall we do about Saddam?
Who competes for the "worst" since old Adam.
Do you think it's bad sex
That makes him so vexed?
Does anyone know a good Madam?
--- Tutta Gioia

Our troops found that low bastard Saddam;
A truck'd slammed his ass on macadam,
But some French doc's OK
Sent their pal on his way.
We should'a slit his throat while we had 'em.
--- Armand Singer P0307

Saddam in a letter, made plain
He's willing to play Dubya's game.
Inspect if you will
For weapons that kill;
You say but can't prove I'm insane.
--- Anon

After each attack Saddam Hussein
Declares "I love the Tomahawk game.
I'm really excited,
Tourists are invited
To the hope of the Etermal Flame."
--- Tom Patton P9902

Clever spies captured Saddam Hussein
And his WMD's. They're methane. (weapons mass destruction)
He was caught in a cellar
Feeding beans to some feller,
Who can fart from a low-flying plane.
--- Don Moore P0309

"What was Clinton expecting to gain?
My poor buildings," cried Saddam Hussein,
"Lie in absolute ruin.
And it's Slick Willy's doin'!
Now I hope he is feeling my pain."
--- William N Nesbit P9610

In his hidey-hole, next to the quad,
Poor Saddam Hussein asked his God
To be captured at present,
Since he feared an unpleasant
Abundance of fleas Navidad.
--- Hugh Clary

Because of another air raid,
Saddam called for a Victory Parade.
"Each and every explosion
Prevents soil erosion;
It's U.S. incoming foreign aid."
--- Tom Patton P9902

And now that Saddam is in hand,
They will capture that al Quaeda band
Of thugs bent on terror,
With hardly an error.
A frontal assault is what's planned.
--- Jeanie

Bill can't wait to roll and rock;
He's ready to dump on Iraq.
He's eager to bomb
And to fuck Saddam,
Without even using his cock.
--- MrMalo

There was a dictator called Saddam
Who didn't like Kurds and he had 'em
Gassed like the Jews
In nineeteen forty two,
Like a proper U.S.-funded madman.
--- Lester Haines

"U.N., won't you please stop harassin'
All this chemical stuff I'm amassin'.
Their help is essential
To reach my potential
As Saddam, the gassin' assassin!"
--- Larry Hollister

Old Saddam is caught up at last;
His brutal regime is now past.
Found in a hole
Like a small little mole,
And like Cleo be given an Asp.
--- Mul

"In construction, ground breaking is first,"
Said Saddam of HQ with lips pursed.
But each US cruise missle
Leaves land clean as a whistle,
So in Iraq, it is just reversed.
--- Tom Patton P9610

Inspectors can't hope to compete
With a mad man who's bent on deceit.
They can look till they're blind,
Weapons they will not find.
Why play games with a man known to cheat.
--- Betty Ann Cansano

There's a bully who lives down the block;
He'll invade you, and won't even knock.
This madman who's Persian,
Performs his own version
Of Paul Simon's "I am Iraq".
--- Larry Hollister

When Saddam sent troops to Kuwait,
The havoc his men did create,
Caused the Saudis to cry foul,
And then throw in the towel.
"Call the US to set these things straight."
--- Tomer Shiran

The Iraq situation grows tense,
While the world waits in breathless suspense.
Why has hostile Hussein
Been allowed off his chain?
A mad dog with a hole in the fence?
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Saddam said, "I keep on trying,
My headquarters identifying.
But a hole in the ground
Is all I have found.
Why do they keep those missles flying?"
--- Tom Patton P9610

Saddam Hussein, what a guy.
To get paid, just send kids out to die.
If you get shot before,
You can't kill any more.
Well, I guess claiments just have to lie.
--- Tomer Shiran

This is file fal

They've blitzkrieged Iraq into rubble
And stirred up a whole lot of trouble
To capture Hussein.
But who's sure that it's plain
That Saddam is himself, not a double.
--- Anon

Saddam Hussein had his own list
Of guys he thought terrorist.
He'd not like them at all.
His orders: "Aim at the balls.
El Quaeda in Iraq I'll resist."
--- Anon

I offer this well thought prospectus
On the scourge of old Homo Erectus;
A beast so uncouth
Since days of his youth,
We're lucky Sadam finally left us.
--- The Sailor P0306

Said Saddam as he entered his cave,
"This hiding is not very brave.
There is a bright side:
As long as I hide,
Oh Goody, I don't have to shave!"
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0401

Gore's added some pounds to his flanks,
While Saddams' pounds are all in Swiss banks.
It's Democratic lard
v. Republican Guard;
Bow your heads now and let us give thanks.
--- Arthur Deex P0410

Pioneering in chemical science,
Saddam flunks in treaty compliance.
He'll surround his pavilions
With helpless civilians,
Then bravely proclaim his defiance!
--- Larry Hollister

I think the truth is quite plain;
They say we will punish Hussein.
But in fact, we'll just test
The newest and best
Ways to kill and inflict the most pain.
--- John Miller

War's expensive, however it ends;
You're in deep, dude! You might get the "bends"!
So, Saddam, Shit fire!
Relax, man; Retire
To Tinseltown, where you've got friends!
--- Anon

Call me Sad Sack Saddam;
I started my own Viet Nam.
Only six years ago
I said "Ayatolla ya so"?
No that was Iraq; me, I ran!
--- Jim Weaver Collection

We don't tolerate son-of-a-bitches;
The Saddams and the Milosevic's.
They're petty dictators;
We should air-mail some craters,
And bomb them clean out of their britches.
--- Anon

Saddam won't reveal all the facts,
As smoke plumes from the palace smoke stacks.
If you expect to see
Babyfood recipe,
Stay upwind or die of anthrax.
--- Tom Patton P9801

I don't think it's terribly funny
That Muslims, both Shiite and Sunni,
Seem quite unconcerned
That their kids may get burned
By anthrax, while Saddam gets money.
--- John E Mayhood P9801

That camel'd squat down to be manned,
By Sadam who'd grip with his hands.
He'd pump till he's weary;
Now his balls are not hairy,
'Cause of the abrasiveness of the sand.
--- Anon

"In Iraq major theft runs apace,"
Said Saddam with regret on his face.
"Headquarters is gone
(It must be Iran)
And they left a big hole in its place."
--- Tom Patton P9610

April Glaspie, our gal in Iraq,
Said to Saddam Hussein in the sack,
"Can't you wait to get in?"
He heard, "Kuwait you'll win,"
So he ordered his troops to attack.
--- Don Moore P9407

There once was a man from Baghdad;
Saddam was his name - and he had
A manic obsession;
He wanted oppression
And everyone thought he was bad!
--- Anon

I am sure, good Sir or Madam,
Our attacks will not bother Saddam.
He will dote on the slaughter
Of wife, son, and daughter,
And generally not give a damn.
--- John Miller

Now our Middle East ways are insane,
Between Arabs and Jews and no brain.
It's got to be whacky
Killing scads of Iraqi
Just to punish one Saddam Hussein!
--- Anon

That lunatic Saddam Hussein --
You can tell from his name he's insane;
He's a Shiite, or turd;
Hates the Sunnis and Kurds;
In the ass, he is naught but a pain.
--- Anon

Undaunted by ramifications,
Of threats by the United Nations,
Saddam Hussein
Is still a pain,
And a danger to all the Kuwaitians
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Said Saddam Hussein, "Praise to Allah!
My Air Defense place cost top dollah.
Where it used to be found
Is a hole in the ground.
That Clinton, him one crazy fellah."
--- Arthur Deex P9610

Using skyrockets he couldn't buy,
Sent by Oliver North on the sly,
S. Hussein of Iraq,
Risking U.N. attack,
Celebrated the Fourth of July.
--- Cyber Geezer

Saddam is a son-of-a-bitch;
They should find him face down in a ditch,
With a stick up his ass
Made of TNT mass,
And his body all covered in pitch.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

There once was a man from Cape Horn
Whose penis was tattered and torn.
He gave it a twist,
And not coming, he pissed;
And that's how Saddam Hussein was born.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Because he was feeling his oats,
Iraq's dictator was losing the votes.
They say he's insane
Since they found his stain
On the coats of the town billy goats.
--- Tom Patton P9811

Hussein from Iraq, he has bluffed us;
Got the whole world raising a ruckus.
'Cept Clinton the loner,
Who stands with his boner,
Praying for no more Saddam Interruptus!
--- Jim Weaver Collection

No lover of life ecological
Could stomach a war biological.
Sending anthrax in clouds
Will put babies in shrouds,
But not Saddam, that mind pathological.
--- John E Mayhood P9801

Others have said, "Saddam sucks,"
But with the inspections in flux,
He'll have the last laugh,
Because Willy's staff,
Made evidence filling few trucks.
--- Chris Papa

So Saddam is still messin' about.
He's an evil dictator devout.
We'll enter Iraq,
And get rid of this quack.
It's time someone took Saddam out.
--- Jayne

Saving face must in S. Hussein's case
As a motive has very high place.
It elicits the query
Since it's ugly and hairy,
Is it really worth saving that face.
--- A N Wilkins P9104

In his bunker he sits down and cowers,
Well aware of superior powers.
Saddam's only demand,
Is not far out of hand;
Just a quickie with Gennifer Flowers.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

A meeting held of Saddam's doubles,
Was held on one of Baghdad's rubbles.
In an air-raid, stay calm;
Saddam lost his right arm;
I'm afraid this will add to your troubles!
--- Arthur Pattaffy

It seems everyone picks on the Kurds.
Saddam and his bunch are big nerds.
Until this thing wanes,
We should not send out planes.
But at least send him four letter words.
--- Al Willis P9610


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