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Explicitly vulgar you're not I caught a sight of your left peak; At times the PICKER and PICKEE I embraced on my pristine clean sheets, My Jockey shorts lay on my blanket; Her bare belly started to rock; I know you want more than just nixplay; To stimulate sexual areas An old British couple named Jones, Dejected and limp was young Morse, An African hunter named Pete That's okay if you just want to pout, So welcome to game 24; Now brace yourself, Carol my sweet, I'm sure glad that you overcame, Though barely did I just survive, Your pussy and nips are a treat; In these deep woods we'll wander like thieves; The sea sparkles; the air's getting hotter; Through the wildflower meadow, we'll run; Sunset's ended a great afternoon, Shall we wrap up your cock in a tether, She said, "It's been many a day "Mr. Jones," said Miss Smith, "is quite rude, "Miss Smith, I am told, is a prude," "Oh play with my what-not." "Your what?" I have to admit and confess Though foreplay is wonderful stuff, When kissing my love's labial blush, I agree with you but it is tricky; Said a constable stern, on his beat, In days of my youth I could sprint Of all ancient puzzles that vex In a Michigan town, Bunny Run, (MI) Oh, that slit in that gown's at your thigh; I dunno, what's that flick on the screen; Show is over; my hands on your thighs On my shoulder here, love, lay your head; On my cleavage, your breath is so hot; Her eyes were as blue as the ocean. There was an old couple of Seevile There was a young lady named Shirring, If the powers that be, got you rockin', I could gaze at your beautiful bower They waltzed to the music of Strauss, There once were two young people of taste, I know a sweet girl who was chased Sexuality is the human fate, My flesh is not weak; Hell man, No! When she felt his hands touching her knees, A game-minded fellow named Pete There once was a plumber hirsute; Desspite her poor looks and dull wit, Share your toys, we were told, it's expected; Each night the young girls of Plain Dealing (LA) There can be no doubt that Rebecca, A cuddly young creature named Cupp, A man and his wife at Melliter, Was hoping for a tickle and slap, Been keeping her busy, my dear. It's hard to talk dirty you know. But we men are always the same, Sir Reginald Tipton Delancy When I was just learning to read, But now I am grown and now old; From the time that he started to woo, Some girls get unduly suspicious (lubricious - sexually stimulating)
(Though I tickle your G-spot a lot).
And your intimate questions
And subtle suggestions,
Leave both of us panting and hot.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
You didn't mind me having a peek.
But was it what next
I did to your neck,
That made you leave in a pique?
--- Archie
Look almost the same thing to me.
Be they limerick checker
Or picker of pecker,
CheckER should be checked by checkEE.
--- MrMalo
A passionate lady who meets
My requirements for size,
Heavy bosom, big thighs,
And two merry cherries for teats.
--- Prof
We opened a bottle, then drank it.
And while we caroused,
Those silk panties aroused
Big johnson (she started to wank it).
--- Prof
I could not keep control of my cock.
My conscience, it left
As with movement quite deft,
And I finally entered her dock.
--- Prof
So come and see how all my tricksplay,
It's only just games,
But defies all the names,
And is often referred to as sexplay.
--- Anon
Dr. Ruth offers Stimuli Various.
You'll eventually find
It's all in your mind,
And sex on TV is vicarious.
--- Jay Marshall P8607
Who wearied of kippers and scones,
Turned to dishes exotic,
Smoked a Chinese narcotic,
And explored their erogenous zones.
--- Anon
And his girl was left full of remorse.
They confined their maneuvers
For so long to hors d'oeuvres,
That he failed when they tried the main course.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G0138
Would often play Lion with his sweet.
He requested she prowl
On her knees, with a growl,
Then proceeded to throw her the meat.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0291
While you suck on the pole of this lout.
Then after a lick
Or two on my dick,
I know that those tits will pop out.
--- Anon
You're ready already I'm sure.
Strip down to your scanties
And (no need for panties)
Get down on all fours on the floor.
--- Peter Wilkins
For 10 solid inches of meat.
You ready?
Humpty-rumpty! Wham-bam!!
Slide it out. Do ya wanna re-peat?
--- Peter Wilkins
Your fear of sex, women and shame;
And are free to enjoy,
Those in your employ.
For 24, please add my name.
--- Carol
Game 24...I am alive.
So a re-peat type screw,
Sounds great; so please do,
Invite me to game 25.
--- Carol
In fact all of your body is sweet.
I've been missing your bosoms;
My favourite Wuzzums,
So stay here and play with my meat.
--- Anon
I've a special plan right up my sleeves;
Where some sun hits the ground,
We will both dance around;
Oh, my love, we'll just wear big green leaves!
--- Allen Wolverton
You are looking like Venus's daughter;
Let's go drop off our duds;
(I might peek at your buds)
Then we'll skinny-dip in that blue water!
--- Allen Wolverton
Let's be quick, get our clothing undone!
Underneath the bright sky,
We will not be shy,
We'll make love 'neath that warm, yellow sun!
--- Allen Wolverton
And it's gonna get dark pretty soon;
Love, let's tarry a while,
And assume doggie style,
As we howl at that big old white moon!
--- Allen Wolverton
And then tickle your balls with a feather??
If that pleases you,
We'll proceed to Step Two:
A technique I call "Hell-Bent for Leather."
--- Robin K Willoughby P8710 a
Since we had a roll in the hay.
What I want from you
Is another good screw,
But this time, let's have some foreplay.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Impolite and a boor, even lewd.
But I wonder," said she,
"If perhaps he'd be free
To discuss it with me in the nude?"
--- John Miller 0053
Said John Jones, "even vulgar and crude,
But just to do good
I'll meet her in the wood..."
I'll leave you to guess what ensued.
--- John Miller 0053a
"You know what." "You know what? I do not.
What the hell is your what-not?"
"A thing for your hot-spot."
(Oh dear; am I losing the plot?)
--- Anon
That I often prefer a caress
To a hot sex night;
It's a dreamy delight
And relieves me of work-a-day stress.
--- Peter Wilkins
There are times I don't want the kerfluff.
When horny as hell,
I like plumbing a well
Prepared wet, yet unsatisfied muff.
--- Peter Wilkins
So fragrant, so pink...I'll not rush...
If you haven't the time
For foreplay sublime,
Wank in the loo, then just flush.
--- Tutta Gioia
With both lovers horny and sticky
And limited time
For the passion sublime,
There is nothing as good as a quickie.
--- Peter Wilkins
To a couple more fond than discreet:
"Though a Miss miss a kiss,
Give the next kiss a 'miss',
For a kiss is amiss in the street."
--- Anon
And sex was no more than a stint.
But sadly today,
There's lots of foreplay
Before I can go "in like Flint."
--- Anon
One causes the greatest perplex:
Why can't we rise above,
She with sex getting love,
And he using love to get sex?
--- Bob Giandomenico P9102
This is file exm
There's a game that they play just for fun.
They leapfrog at night
Which tends to excite,
And many a girl there's undone.
--- Allan Ottley P8805a
And my hand, I'll sneak in, bye and bye;
Love, you're giving me fits,
'Cause your two perky tits
At your neckline, are teasing my eye!
--- Anon
Is my hand at your thighs, in between?
With my head on your shoulder,
I'm getting much bolder;
Your nipples will soon be licked clean!
--- Anon
Must pull back, but they know where's the prize;
When we get to our den,
We will start once again;
We'll go nuts 'til the sun starts to rise!
--- Anon
While your hands 'tween my thighs, that are spread.
Don't care 'bout that show;
I feel such a glow;
Don't think anything needs to be said!
--- Anon
To move now, oh no, I think not;
Their rise and their fall,
Yes, love heeds the call,
Remember that night on the Yacht?
--- Anon
They filled me with such an emotion.
I asked, "What's your name?"
She asked me the same.
Seems we shared the same naughty notion.
--- M D McFarland
Whose habits were all quite medieval.
They would strip to the skin,
Then each take a pin
And pick lint from the other one's navel.
--- G2496
Who started a-trembling and purring.
Said the man, "Are you ready?"
She replied, "Not yet, Freddie.
I believe I still need some more stirring."
--- G2205
And bobbin' and bouncin' and knockin',
40 minutes of fun,
And we ain't yet begun,
'Cause I haven't got one inch of cock in.
--- Anon
For a year and a half, but an hour
Is enough for my spear.
(Fondle gently my dear
For we don't want a premature shower.)
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Filled with pride, it expanded her blouse.
The effect was inspiring;
Caused glances admiring.
Not a dry handkerchief in the house.
--- Jane D Hughes P9009
Who were beautiful down to the waist.
So they limited love
To the regions above,
And thus remained perfectly chaste.
--- M Curtis(Untermeyer)G2527
Through the meadow and then was unlaced.
She was caught by a gent
Who now pays her rent,
But before she was caught, she was chaste.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
As they preen and they search for a mate.
The flesh is not weak,
As they insatiably seek
The final act on every date.
--- Joe the Jester
It's hardening, starting to grow.
It gets so very strong,
That my big long dong
Can haul quite a few chicks in tow.
--- Nik Synytskyy
The girl, to her lover, said, "Please
When you've finished down there,
Would you kindly take care,
First of this, next of that, then of these?"
--- Barrie Collins T9511
Played games such as lion with his sweet.
She would prowl on her knees
And would growl, if you please,
After which he would throw her the meat
--- Albin Chaplin Appeal 205
Girls thought him exceedingly cute.
When their passionate sighs
Met his questioning eyes,
They joined through the regular route.
--- James M Menger P9311
Aunt Helena made quite a hit
At last evening's soirie
With Monsieur de Barray,
Who had drunk more than he would admit.
--- Paul M Hoffman
And selfishness must be rejected.
So we let our friends play,
Till we learned the hard way,
That the toys in our pants were excepted.
--- Larry Beezley
Are out in the park dishabille-ing.
And all the young men
With an obvious yen
Arouse lots of squealing and feeling.
--- Allan Ottley P8805
For me, is a true lover's Mecca!
She will dress up and play,
Groan, moan and sashay --
Her juice tastes just like licca.
--- Richard Wall
In bed with me feeling her up,
Said: "Man, you're a dinger
At playing stinkfinger,
But I'm past that since Heck was a pup!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 483 G2112
Were sparking inside their bed-sitter;
There was no suspicion
Of faulty ignition,
For he was a competent fitter.
--- Harold C Bibby P9710
Wink, wiggle and moan in a lap.
To bounce up and slide
Down low to provide
For whatever that I might unwrap.
--- Anon
Their auntie, girls love, it is clear.
Her boss is a louse.
We've looked for a house.
No sleeping allowed around here.
--- Anon
My big sister is watching this show.
She might tell my Mom.
Oh, what a big bomb.
Embarassment makes my face glow.
--- Anon
Just looking to fuck every dame.
And we never brood
About being so crude --
PC's out the door in this game.
--- Anon
Fell in love with a cutie named Nancy;
When she sat by his side,
She tickled his pride,
And Reginald tickled her fancy.
--- Limber Limericks P9701a
A torch 'neath the covers I'd need.
The words were exciting
And books were inviting --
Of limericks, these were the seed!
--- Archie
Those covers are still for the bold.
We'll snuggle rught under,
(God, where's the guzunder)
Please wait, I'll just put you on hold!
--- Archie
She did as he asked her to do:
With a sway of her hips
She offered her lips.
She gave what he wanted (1- her to, 2- her two, 3- her too)
--- Lance Payne P8405
When you paw at their corpus delicious.
They claim it's just rudeness,
When really it's lewdness,
And your intentions are wholly lubricious.
--- Grand Prix Lim 549 G0195
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