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There was a young man named Nat, A randy young wardsman named Reg, The first love of a lady named Ederle, There was a teenager named Clem, "It's my code", said a mailman named Drew, The Smiths named their baby girl Cherry, I was spellbound -- such awsome manpower -- What the marital manuals say -- To his dad said a lad name of Neals, Our neighbor's young daughter, Christine, A virgin who lived in Iago Said the beat on his pad with a yawn, So Pete thinks his meat he will beat; A Frenchman with infatuation, High priced or just cheap, up to you! Entirely unbroached was our Dinah, All her life Kay had stayed sweet and pure, There's always a certain allure Why Tiddy, you silly old fart! A fate for old Tiddy is sealed; A virginal damsel named Stout An elderly fellow named Munts A suspicious young mother from Maine A frustrated virgin named Pugh Down in Rome, Washburn Child, Like snow, you are driven, but pure! The maidenheads popping next door Since a young demoiselle has a treasure If her hymen proves highly resistant, A lad once subjected to shame There was a young lass named Jennifer, So its safe to say you're a virgin, There once was a woman named Kate, I banged shoe-loving Kate with my root; When you guys had old Kate in your clinches, There once was a physicist named White Mae's resistance when fondled was scant, I saw a young woman in white A virgin is tender and dear, I've just seen an angel of beauty; There was a young girl of Beirut I remember as if it were yester- The lustful desires of Joe Spurgeon There was a young girl of Madrid, A tyke saw a maid and said nowt, A delectable virgin named Pruett A virginal maid of Trastevere A starry-eyed virgin named Carrie A formerly prudish young maiden, I once knew a woman named Carrie, A passionate virgin named Pruitt Now and then, he encounters a virgin A young virgin without petticoat, The path of a maiden from Bath A virgin, looking on in surprise, There once lived a virgin Pak-tuk A deb with a rich date at cotillion, I travel the world all around Bess was a virgin quite pure Horatio, aware of her purities, There once was a fellow named Jerry, Young Eloise said: "I'm not jokin', With Mary I have an affinity; I sympathize, Ogg, with your yen; An ignorant virgin of Dee, A deflorate of old Corner Brook,
Who showed all the girls where it's at,
With his hard love snake,
Their hymen's he'd break,
But I guess you already know that.
--- Anon
Takes nurses out back of the hedge;
With wine he will ply 'em,
While breaking their hymen
With inches of stiff cartilige.
--- Archie
Found her hymen obstructed him steadily.
But he merely rubbed lard on
The end of his hard on,
And then found he entered quite readily.
--- L0832
Who referred to all girls as "Oh--them."
Then one night his dad
Stopped to say "Good night, lad,"
And withdrew with, "Oh, well now--ahem!"
--- John Ciardi
"To unzip, then deliver a screw.
If virgins, when nervous,
Resist postal service,
I explain that the male must get through."
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
A name that became temporary.
The name didn't stick
When she felt the first prick.
She changed it from Cherry to Merry.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0501
It was really like taking a shower;
She'll need a sou'wester
Of strong polyester,
The next virgin that you deflower.
--- Anon
No surprise to the wise fiance --
Is the cherry's expendable
(And it's verily vendible),
That its pitting is fitting today.
--- Thomas A Quinine P8405a
"I'm aware how a piece of ass feels,
For I've had my first screw,
And I'll have some more, too,
Just as soon as my orifice heals."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0942
Was recently voted Miss Teen.
He at first was elated
But now he is sated,
For Christine is no longer pristine.
--- Laurence Perrine P8811
Was fucked by a bum from Chicago.
When he wouldn't get wed,
She audibly said
Several rude things beginning with "Ah, go--"
--- G2371
"So now you're no virgin, Miss Dawn...
But in Greenwich Village
There's no hymen to pillage,
For gals, once they're had, are long gone!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 447
In virgins he'll meet in the heat.
But above age thirteen
There are none to be seen,
And the cops then will have you, tout suite.
--- Anon
For his girlfriends's first menstruation,
Said, "Now that you're ten,
I am putting it in;
That hole's not just for urination."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
No fault if you pick just a few.
A hymen's a waste,
No sense to be chaste,
Be true to thos few who you do!
--- Archie
Till a fellow from North Carolina
With sweet talk and bourbon
Rode her interurban,
And nothing he avows, could be finah!
--- Grand Prix Lim 691
Till a coxswain named Buster McClure...
With a promise to marry,
He busted her cherry,
Proving nothing these days is secure.
--- Grand Prix Lim 157 a
With a girl that is young, fresh, and pure,
To achieve a seduction
Resulting in fuction,
Which leaves the world one virgin fewer.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Once again you have practised your art
In pure AAL;
You'll be catching Hell.
For penance, just when will ewe start?
--- John Miller
And Erm is the one who will wield
The key to the door.
She'll expel the boor,
And send him to sleep in the field.
--- Archie
Said she knew what all men think about...
The butcher and baker,
They both failed to make her,
But the damn candlemaker made out!
--- Grand Prix Lim 307
Had a grand fascination with cunts.
But he cried and he cried
On the day that he died,
For he'd only been into one once.
--- Cap'n Bean
Found the sheets soaking wet with red stain.
Said she to her daughter
As soon as she caught her,
"What's been ruptured to hell's not your brain!"
--- Armand E Singer 347
Once dreamed she was having a screw.
Repenting her sin,
She awoke with chagrin
At finding it perfectly true.
--- G1596
A lecherous fellow and wild--
Like his buddy, King Vic,
He likes thrusting his prick,
Into twats hitherto undefiled.
--- L1685
But darlin', here's one thing for sure:
In here a young virgin
Will get a quick purgin';
For purity, we've got the cure!
--- Anon
Are getting to be quite a bore,
For it's only with virgins
Neighbor Jock has sex urgin's--
We long ago quit keeping score.
--- G1542
That's reserved for the conjugal pleasure,
Should she cease to be chaste
She must marry in haste...
And repent of this measure at leasure.
--- Thomas A Quinine P8405
Keep hard at it, Man...be persistent!
Just get on the phone
If you fail it alone,
And I'll gladly come in as assistant!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 821
A pious old spinster named Mame.
'Twas a shock, we all know;
She now rocks to and fro
And she stares at his pants in a frame.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1390
Who one day wondered what men were fer.
She discovered one day,
When she let them play,
Amongst her silky den of fur.
--- Anon
Since in these parts we're not counting kin.
But still, you're a ho,
'Cause the dogs that you blow.
So little princess, sit and spin!
--- Anon
Who had never been out on a date.
She had her best screw
With an old leather shoe,
And said, "I have found my sole mate."
--- Puff Adder
This is file eml
Even buggered her bum with my snoot!
I licked her and teased her
But nothing could please her.
"Bend over! I'll give you the boot!"
--- Hungarian Rhymarian
She considered both of you Grinches.
Out, she was put;
She thought that a foot
Was always composed of twelve inches.
--- Irish
Who traveled much faster than light.
She got raped one day,
In a relative way,
But still was a virgin that night!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
So her cherry went west with young Brant.
Now her brother, Garfunkel,
Is a much-surprised uncle,
And Annie her sister's an aunt.
--- G1716
Whose slacks were exceedingly tight;
She looked like a virgin
Who needed some urgin',
And she got it the very same night.
--- Alsops Foibles
But much like a bubble, I fear.
The virgin and bubble
Each face the same trouble,
For a prick will make both disappear.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2010A
An innocent virginal cutie.
I think I should give 'er
One up to her liver;
De-flowering her's surely my duty!
--- Anon
Who swore she had never been put.
She said, on her honor,
No hand laid upon her,
But it looked like some man laid his foot.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1311
day, back when desire 'gan to fester;
That first kiss on the lips
Flicked a switch on my hips --
But I had to wait three years to test her.
--- Robin K Willoughby P8502
He prefers to expend on a virgin.
In an unexplored cwithe
Goes his big monolith...
Causing many a virgin to burgeon.
--- Grand Prix Lim 865
Who said she had never been rid.
When an old steamboat oiler
One day did despoil her,
She said, "You must undo what you did!"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1367
But she for his love would give owt.
They supped by a beck;
She gave him a peck.
"For thissen, my cherry, no doubt!"
--- Ogni Gioia
Had a boyfriend who wanted to Do It!
That her groove was unused,
He was greatly enthused . . .
But the rest you will doubtless intuit.
--- Thomas A Quinine P8406
Told her steady she hadn't been ever a
Real easy make,
But for St Peter's sake,
Should she go to her last sleep with never a...?
--- John P McKnight P0303
Planned a candlelight dinner for Harry.
She was sure to impress
In that black leather dress,
Which, alas, sealed the fate of her cherry.
--- Lims For Year - 01
Had decided her cherry to trade in.
Her chastity bored her,
A man then would board her,
And she bought a new bed to get laid in.
--- Straydog
Whose lust for me was quite scary.
She sucked me in the halls,
And she played with my balls,
And then I busted her cherry.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Was raped in the woods by a druid.
She cried, her breath bated:
"Oh God! how I've waited!
I don't care what you do--just do it!"
--- G1595
Who won't yield to his pleadin' and urgin'.
But she's usually screwed
After she has been wooed
With champagne and eggs from the sturgeon.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0209
On a waterbed with an old goat,
"I'm a person," she said
As her clothing was shed,
But he thinks that she's his cherry float.
--- Al Willis P9511A
Was as narrow and straight as a lath,
But it came to an end
With a slam and a bend
When she dated an osteopath.
--- Lims Unlimited
Said, "I just can't believe my eyes!
A dick so divine,
How can I decline?
Come take me between my thighs."
--- Jen
Who was really down on his luck.
But his mom made his bed,
Cut the crust off his bread,
And now he awaits his first fuck.
--- Brad 'n Broni
Said, "I'll let you in for a million."
How she quivvered and bucked!
She had never been fucked,
And stained his fair tool deep vermillion.
--- Straydog
But never get over the sound
Of a young maiden's shriek,
As she takes her first peek
At the marvel she's finally found.
--- Mark Levy P9702
And was softspoken and demure.
She was excited
And quite delighted;
Thoughts of her first time allured.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Set Bess' mind at ease.
He, without a doubt,
Knew all ins and outs;
He's no stranger to promiscuity.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who the ladies all thought was a fairy.
So a lady one night
Slipped him in out of sight;
Proved them wrong by losing her cherry.
--- Rick H
It's time that my hymen was broken."
Thus she was beseeching,
And Heaven I'm reaching,
While El's fire I am stokin'.
--- Tiddy Ogg
I'm glad when she's in the vicinity.
She's innocent, pure,
Unsullied, but sure
As Hell, I'll soon have her virginity.
--- Tiddy Ogg
I'd sure like to help you, but then
Wherever, today,
Can you find to lay
A virgin who's older than ten?
--- John Miller
Entertained a man's cock just to see
If the damn thing would fit.
It went off in her pit,
And she cried, "Hey! That's no place to pee!"
--- L0827
Still impaled on her gentleman's hook,
Was impelled to remark,
Lying there in the dark,
"It was just like it said in the book!"
--- Keith MacMillan 20c
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