A moral young lady named Lynn I found a young woman in Lynn Said a prudish young person named Reed, Said a certain young woman named Amy, The chasteness Susan defended, There once was a passionate Celt, A lovely pubescent from Brewer Valentines' and the roses are red; Archeologist, Robert de Missen He said "This is too much for me, So he went straightaway to a whore, The ensuing sexual relations, The results on my very first try Perhaps if I'd been a bit bolder When I was a gassoon of six, She said, "So you're lacking in height, ...Of a cock of that size, on a boy I'm not sure if she were a virgin, So there we were, laid on the floor, And so I shed many a tear, I once screwed a virginal chick; I once screwed a virginal chick, There was an old maid of Algiers The eager yet stainless Miss Sturgeon, A young miden sat in her bower A charming young lady named Gail The virgins of Pelopennesus Said a freelove professor named Legman, She's out on the town is young Kerry; I once knew a lady so hairy, After seven attempts failed to bust her, This gal finally rang up my sister, An innocent maiden of Clewer,
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A Victorian young lady named Ewing, At birth I was dumped on a bed Well, this is my first real affair, She'd never gone farther than kissing, A young virgin named Eleanor, Whenever a virgin would beckon, The old saddle trick comes in handy If "time in the saddle" you use And I wouldn't go blaming no horse A virgin you are? What a waste. Well dammit, I almost forgot So while you're still licking it off, While reading this group, all too trusting, There was a young virgin of Dover, An innocent lady named Scott An innocent damsel in Wooster, He played smooch and stinkfinger with Daisy, Mom told her, "When boys want to date you "We know, Mom", said daughter, "Don't scold 'em. A sexy young fellow named Simon Of her "opening night" near Fort Bliss, A lass from Peru, Illinois, A merry fruit-picker of Gary A misinformed lady was Gertie; The first time, she said, "Boy go to it!" There was a young girl of Baghdad There was an old maid named of Holden This snobbish young virgin named Lynn, (also called a coprophagic smile - McW)
There was an Old Man of the Isles, There was a young virgin of Worchester, An astonished young lady named Coward, There was an old lady named Smither; A desperate spinster named Hyatt I once fucked a repectable virgin
Rejected an offer to sin,
But she said, when young Decker
Slipped her one foot of pecker,
"Let it stay for a while, since it's in."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1363
Who wanted to learn how to sin.
And I said to her, "Miss,
Just give me a kiss,
And leave it to me from there in."
--- Alsops Foibles
"The gross way that we humans breed,
Viewed coldly, looks frightful,
Though I'm told it's delightful,
So if you don't mind, let's proceed."
--- Grand Prix Lim 782 G2470
"I am seeking a fellow to tame me,
And teach me the newer
Mad routes to l'amour
For to stay virgin longer, will shame me."
--- Isaac Asimov
When lost, her ordeal was ended.
She cried with joy
And thanked the boy
Who had made her day so splendid.
--- Paul Westwood P9607
Who'd an urge to know how it felt.
One went in, hard and straight,
But her heat was so great,
That she found she had caused it to melt.
--- L0819
Remarked as Pete's pod went into her,
"Can a thing be so nice
And yet be a vice?
I'd rather be punctured than pure!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 707
Petals scattered all over the bed.
But no prayer to St. Michael
Could vary her cycle;
She wanted it hard, so she bled.
--- Anon
Once was put in an awkward position.
On a dig he dug up
Several nice silver cups,
And some statues, engaged in coition.
--- Mike Dale
Though I'm fifty a virgin I be."
But examining each,
He soon burst into speech:
"Ah so that's how it's done! Now I see!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Whom he'd noticed in town just before.
And said he would pay,
For his very first lay,
But she said "Newbies have to pay more!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Were for him, no surprise revelation.
And as well, erudition
For the statue's position,
He confirmed by experimentation
--- Jim Weaver Collection
At five were good reason to cry;
My dear cousin Alice
Would've emptied my phallus
If only we'd known of KY.
--- John Miller
Or Oggishly chosen girls older,
I'd have gone on to choose
'Twixt brunettes and ewes,
When my urges continued to smolder.
--- John Miller
My parents went out to the flicks.
And left me in charge
Of the neighbor girl, Marge;
Fifteen and the hottest of chicks.
--- Tiddy Ogg
But when I came 'round Wednesdeay night,
You'd stepped from the tub,
And were giving a rub
To that thing in your pants, and the sight...
--- Tiddy Ogg
Your age, really filled me with joy,
So give it some welly;
Stick that in my belly...
Come on, don't be bashful and shy."
--- Tiddy Ogg
But didn't care, needin' no urgin'.
Before me she stripped,
Then my pants unzipped;
My todger fair started to burgeon.
--- Tiddy Ogg
When we heard a noise at the door.
We're caught in the act,
And Margie got sacked,
And my arse from a thrashing was sore.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And thence from the girls I kept clear.
And no more did I screw
Any more than a ewe,
Until I reached my thirteenth year.
--- Tiddy Ogg
She went from most modest to quick.
She thought it a sin,
But when I put it in,
She gave a perversional lick!
--- CM
Using my blade that was thick.
And all through the day
I'd finger and play
And everyone said "that was slick!"
--- Anon
Who was raped by two young cavaliers.
She had never been screwed
But knew how to be lewd;
She had practiced the motions for years.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1304
Who seemingly needed no urgin',
At one grievous juncture
Did suffer a puncture;
That ended her days as a virgin.
--- Armand E Singer 25
Immediately after her shower.
In her sheer negligee,
Her young man heard her say,
"I am ready right now to deflower."
--- Harold
Was having her first piece of tail,
And this girl, sweet and pure,
Felt completely secure
With her scabby old scrofulous male.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1715
Were many and prayed, "Oh, Sweet Jesus!
Send men in great flocks
With miracle cocks,
And stamina, Lord, to decrease us!"
--- Travis Brasell
To a passel of virgins who'd beg 'im,
"Strip down to the nude
If you want to get screwed,
Or the sheets will get mixed blood and egg in 'em."
--- G1575
The vodka and lime make her merry.
And now she won't fight,
For this is the night
She's willing to give up her cherry.
--- Archie
With pubic hair so dense, it's scary.
From navel to knees
Enough, sure, to please
The man who, at last, picked her cherry.
--- Jeanie
The bride told her groom, "You're all bluster.
If my conjugal bliss
Don't get better than this,
I can muster a far better thruster."
--- Anon
And implored her for help for her mister.
Sis passed on to me
Her dearest friends plea;
Now I'm nursing a bone with a blister.
--- Anon
Incited her boyfriend to screw her.
She tried to say no,
A half second slow,
And now when she sits, she says "Oo-er!"
--- L0821
Had surpressed any passion for screwing.
But one day, feeling chipper,
She unzipped a man's zipper,
Which promoted a virgin's undoing.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2964
With a girl that I thought might give head.
My umbilical stump
Got caught in her rump,
And we ended up screwing instead.
--- John Miller
And I'm dying to let down my hair,
But I haven't a clue
About just what to do--
So tell me, dear, what goes in where?
--- Michael Horgan
And still used her thing just for pissing.
The first time was painful
And terribly stainful,
But she found out just what she'd been missing.
--- MrMalo
Who dreaded what she thought in store,
Was pleased to the bone
IMPERVIOUS zone
Was breached and she soon asked for more.
--- Chris Papa
I'd give it my best, but I reckon
Not one of them came.
If results were so lame,
Why'd all of them come back for seconds?
--- John Miller
When your mother suspects you are randy.
You say it's the horse;
She'll believe you, of course,
Though your cherry was stole by a dandy.
--- Kathi Webster
To explain hymenal abuse,
To Mom or to Dad,
They'll explain you've been had:
Means the same as a fuck, just a ruse.
--- MrMalo
As an intact reversal resource.
Mommy would whine
"You've been fucking equine!"
(But you meant the saddle, of course.)
--- MrMalo
I'll teach you, my dear, so make haste;
Kneel down 'twixt my thighs,
For a tasty surprise
And a faceful of glutinous paste.
--- Peter Wilkins
While watching you swallow the lot,
That technically still
You're a virgin until
You've experienced meat in your twat.
--- Peter Wilkins
Your tiny white panties I'll doff,
And blow your sweet mind,
With the bump and the grind
Of a quite unforgettable boff.
--- Peter Wilkins
I stumble on verses disgusting,
Since everyone knows
When a neophyte blows,
Jism's left on her face until crusting.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Who was fucked in the woods by a drover.
When the going got hard,
He greased her with lard,
Which felt nice, so they started all over.
--- L0830
Was taught to be righteous in thought.
It's a terrible waste
To remain pure and chaste;
It's more fun to be chased and then caught.
--- Albin Chaplin 3204-2785
Remarked as Bill Brewster seduced her,
"Until I was made,
I am rather afraid
I believed that a cock was a rooster."
--- Grand Prix Lim 882
Till this virgin was gotch-eyed and hazy.
Then his gargantuan pole in
Her pink, tight, and swollen,
Young cunt, just about drove her crazy.
--- John Newbern G0050
They think that it means penetrate you.
They are driven by lust;
There's not one you can trust.
They may even use drugs to sedate you."
--- Jemstone
They just do what their fathers have sold 'em.
They think we're the prize,
But we know about guys --
They don't penetrate us - we enfold 'em!
--- Jemstone
Was anything else but a shy man.
It maked him so merry
To pluck every cherry;
Are you sure that his name isn't Hymen.
--- Tom Patton
She explained, "It began with a kiss.
Then it ended in bed
With a torn maidenhead,
And my eyeballs both rolling like THIS!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 224 G1550
Was suffused with a feeling of joy,
When she found that the place
Of that feminine space
Was outstanding when part of a boy.
--- Keith MacMillan A045C
Was thrilled when he tried Mary's cherry
On the day before Christmas
On the Panama Isthmus;
So he shared his banana with Mary.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1264
She had her first fuck at age thirty.
She said, "It is clear
That my mother was queer,
For she told me that fucking was dirty."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1345
I grinned and asked her to review it.
We lit cigarettes.
"It's funny how sex..."
I said, "What?" She said, "...how you do it."
--- MrMalo
Who swore she would never be had,
But there came an Italian
With a prick like a stallion
And she said as she spread, "I am glad."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0388
Whom aging began to embolden;
At last she succumbed,
And thoroughly plumbed,
She found all the good days weren't olden.
--- Armand E Singer 491
Was always so frightened of men.
When she got through,
Her very first screw,
She was wearing a shit-eating grin!
--- Laurence Craft
Whose face was pervaded with smiles;
He sang while he diddled,
And otherwise fiddled
With the virgins he always defiles.
--- Edwardian Leer 059
Who said when her boyfriend seduced her,
"With his cock and his eggs
In between my spread legs,
I felt like a hen with a rooster."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Remarked, after being deflowered,
"I knew that connection
Was made in that section,
But not that it's so damned high-powered."
--- Grand Prix Lim 242 G1564
It seems that no man had fun with her.
Till a tailor named Clem
Lifted up on her hem,
And Miss Smither was left in a dither.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1394
Got the cops coming out for a riot.
"After years an old maid,
And at last getting laid,"
She explained, "I just couldn't keep quiet!"
--- G1566
Who needed a damn lot of urgin',
But she'd always react
With more vigor than tact
When she felt the hot semen come surgin'.
--- G1626