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Said the old man, "I'll sell you my land, Said the buyer, "I understand well, He was asked, "Are you handing me crud? He noticed her fine apparatus, She said, "It's the end of December; A young man from old Glastonbury My girlfriend is from Arizona. Young Freda, much given to hand use, There was an old maiden named Grissing, There was a bluestocking in Florence A young girl named Mara so fair, Chastity, the maid's strong REDOUBT, As virginity left, Isabel An innocent virgin named Fletcher Attacked was a lady named Knight; A maiden from old Leningrad An ignorant maid of Durango, An Indian maiden named Blue Dart She found him in Dynamite Jim, They stripped down to naked delight She wiggled upon his harpoon When ravished, a spinster named Sperling You know, I am from the boondocks. She was lured into bed by her surgeon A virgin named Maybeline Jones A horny young boy from Des Moines There was a young lady of Sow, I heard that the girl was from Dublin, The virgin he raped in New Jersey My first was a virgin called Pearl; A virginal coed named Sherrie There was a young lady named Fred, Hell's Angels on the way through Emporia A prudish young tourist named Kay The maidenhead of young Mistress Meggs A horse-and-horse girl in the Loop (animal husbandry) I once took a young thing to bed; She said that she was a blonde, And four times she said that she came, (G.I.B. - good in bed? - McW)
To get you inside her toll booth, Was this statutory rape? A young virgin with nose in the air These teenaged young daughters like Harting Now virgins have pussies real tight; Roared her father, severest of men, There was a young girl named Matthias There was a young lady who'd wince Where cowards buy their sex in love stores, A girl whom no one made passes (New Masses - socialist magazine of 40's and 50's)
An eager young virgin named Strong It seems the ex-virgin Miss Storr The doctor told virgin Penelope There was a young lady named Seward Said Miss Primly, "I kiss and I pet, There was a young girl of Ostend, When at last as a bride she is cast, There were two old maids who were sisters, There once was a man named Simon, A lady whom fate had made rootless, A virgin, Claire Jennifer Russo, When a virgin is shy, seems to fear it, An adamant lady named Boker A virtuous lady was Koppler There was a young virgin named Violet, A cautious young cutie named Carrie There was a man with an affinity
But it's sacred to me where we stand.
My first piece of ass
Was right here in this grass;
I hope, sir, that you'll understand."
--- John Miller 0056 a
We'll leave you this one little dell."
Said the man, "And that wood
Where her dear mother stood,
And watched us, I also won't sell."
--- John Miller 0056a a
...Did she threaten and call for your blood?"
Said the man, "I recall
She said nothing at all,
Just went right on chewing her cud."
--- John Miller 0056b a
And offered himself to her, gratis.
Though she was a virgin,
His incessant urgin',
Soon moved her to new social status!
--- Observer
This new year will be one to remember.
A new group I've begun,
And already it's fun.
I've admitted my very first member."
--- Murphy
Had reason for making it merry.
The boss's young daughter
Gave more than she oughter,
And he had just taken her cherry!
--- Archie
She appreciates a good boner.
The day that we met,
She hadn't fucked yet,
But it didn't take long to get on her.
--- Steve T9801
Once decided she'd rather have manned use.
She was screwed on the ground
And swore that she'd found
The delightfulest aspect of land use.
--- Isaac Asimov
Who discovered what she had been missing.
When laid down on the sod,
She cried out, "Oh God!
All these years I just used it for pissing!"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G1576
Wrote anti-sex pamphlets in torrents.
'Till a Spanish grandee
Got her off with his knee,
And she burned all her works with abhorrence.
--- L0833
Who just could not piss through her hair.
She met an Italian
With balls like a stallion,
And now she can piss like a mare.
--- Rowdy
Was what she thought life was about.
Until she met Mike,
who showed 'whats to like'.
And now she just can't do without.
--- Chris Papa
Wept and feared she was headed to hell.
But the act to the one
Who seduced her, was fun.
Between tears, she did it rather well.
--- Isaac Asimov
Succumbed to the wiles of a lecher.
She found it so glorious
At last to be whorious!--
They carried HIM out on a stretcher.
--- G1549
Her plight was soon changed to delight.
She was screwed in the dark
By a man who had spark,
And that is where Knight saw the light.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1358
Claimed never to ever been had,
Till I came along
With my oversize schlong,
And had her, and boy! Was she glad!
--- John Miller 0326
Wasn't told where to make a man's whang go.
But she added this knowledge
The first night of college,
With a sigh you could play as a tango.
--- G1548A
Could only make love with a true heart.
She'd search and she'd scour
For the man to deflower
And promise her never to part.
--- Jeanie Taylor
A paleface with moustache so trim.
He promised her love
'Neath the pale moon above.
And she gave him her virginal quim.
--- Jeanie Taylor
And he relished the wonderful sight.
As her lips he did part,
She let a small fart,
And he said, "What was that? An invite?"
--- Jeanie Taylor
And smiled up at him 'neath the moon.
"Don't be so sappy...
You make front door so happy
That back door whistles merry tune!"
--- Jeanie Taylor
Was left with head spinning and whirling.
She was taken aback
By this beastly attack,
But she said the performance was sterling.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1395
Where daddys for daughters use padlocks.
But I lost my virginity
In a back seat vicinity
At 15, but I still got the box!
--- Jeanie
And finally gave in to his urgin'.
Then she gleefully said,
When things came to a head,
"Farewell to dull years as a virgin!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 638
Introduced her sweet twat to the bone.
It nicely surprised her,
When it slipped deep inside her,
And came when she started to moan!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Sought maiden heads he could purloin.
On a trip to New York
He found lots he could pork,
'Cause all of those girls said, "Take moin!"
--- Anon
Who said that she didn't know how.
Then a young fellow caught her,
And jolly well taught her.
She can't get enough of it now. (...lodges in Pimlico now.)
--- Norman Douglas L1059
Who said, "No man ever got in."
And that it was a Brit
Who tried her tight fit,
And taught her Original Sin.
--- S C Saint
Occasioned him some controversy.
French tourist, sixteen;
And what did she mean
When she looked in his eyes, and said "Merci!"?
--- Hugh Oliver A080A
A delightfully innocent girl
And a teaser of cocks;
But I soon got my rocks
Off with her and her twin sister Shirl.
--- Peter
Awoke in the morning quite merry.
After cocktails last night,
To her utter delight,
She gave up her status as "cherry".
--- Lims For Year - 01
Who was frequently taken with dread.
A shining white knight
Put an end to her fright,
And she now likes to take him to bed.
--- Ayelle
Gang-banged a virgin named Gloria.
That was two weeks ago,
But as far as we know,
She is still in a state of euphoria.
--- Grand Prix Lim 159 G0580
This is file ekl
Was a virgin when she sailed away.
But she ceased acting prissily,
After bandits in Sicily
Worked her over, one long summer day.
--- G0671
Guarded chastely by crossing her legs,
Went the way of all flesh
When six satyrs got fresh,
And, one by one, polished their pegs.
--- G1585
Said, "I learned sex techniques in one swoop.
That first perforation
Was quite a sensation,
But after that sex was duck soup..."
--- Grand Prix Lim 418
A virgin, or that's what she said.
The tricks that she knew
About turning a screw,
Just came from the books that she'd read.
--- lilsil2
A hair color of which I am fond.
But later I found
Brown down on her mound,
And didn't know how to respond.
--- lilsil2
She even called God out by name.
Then she said about me,
That I'm G.I.B....
(I've always liked truth in a dame!)
--- Irish
She may not have told you the truth.
Your pecker she'll take
And orgasms fake.
You should have been more astute.
--- Arden
Or was she an overaged grape?
You spoke of her lies,
And orgasmic cries,
But where is the video tape?
--- Frank Fazed
Started reading (in French) Baudelaire;
By "luxe, calme, volupte"
She was quite swept away;
Now she drinks and gets laid and don't care.
--- Robin K Willoughby P8311
Know well the sweet sorrow of parting,
But this too, is true
For gentile or Jew,
It hurts a girl less than when starting.
--- Armand E Singer 834
Their ideal for a wonderful ride.
One in a while, I change diet
And sneak very quite
In a cunt that's been worn out and wide.
--- Dirruk
"You've lost your virginity then?"
"I'm sorry, dear father,
I've been such a bother.
I swear I shan't lose it again."
--- Laurence Perrine P9409
Who was so exceedingly nice,
That one night on the farm,
She awoke with alarm,
Having lost her virginity twice!
--- G1584
From lads that approached her with hints.
She decided to gamble
With a fellow named Campbell,
And has gamboled with everyone since.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0382
Real men want virgins, not whores.
Like that satyr, old Burroughs,
Who prods virgin furrows,
And now counts his bastards in scores!
--- G1612
No longer resents wearing glasses,
For two F.B.I. men
Demolished her hymen
On failing to find her New Masses.
--- L0884
Thought that passion would last all night long:
That her lover's capacity
Would match her voracity --
She found out, alas, she was wrong.
--- G1615
Is flavored with cherry no more.
For a maidenhead buster
Warmed up her cold custard--
She's now know as Pussy Galore!
--- G1613
That sex is the very best recipe
To stay young and strong,
So before very long,
She went out every night for group therapy.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0608
Who claimed she had never been skewered,
Till the time she was trapped in
The hold by the captain,
And was fucked by the purser and steward.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1389
But that's all the sexier I get."
So she thought till one night,
She got screwed out of sight,
With her navel just brimming with sweat.
--- G1591
Who her maidenhead tried to defend.
But a chasseur d'Afrique
Inserted his prique,
And taught that ex-maid how to spend.
--- L0882
The Victorian virgin's aghast
At salubrious screwings
And connubial doings
That includes a bilingual repast.
--- Thomas A Quinine P8405
And they never had dealing with misters.
A repairman, undaunted,
Gave them both what they wanted,
But first he replaced their resistors.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1392
Who gave a virgin a diamond.
But it was a con,
So he could climb on,
And force his prick through her hymen!
--- Laurence Craft
Had pride, though she often went bootless.
Self respect made her wary,
And she treasured her cherry,
But her efforts to save it were fruitless.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1384
Hoped she could hold out for a trousseau;
But she just had to try it,
Was mesmerized by it,
(She never had known that it grew so.)
--- Ann Gasser P8803
And too much aggression may queer iit,
If you just pray a smidgin,
And mention religion,
She should do it in the right spirit.
--- Ann Gasser P8711
Had claimed that no fellow could stoke her.
She was stoked by the iron
Of a fireman named Byron
And he stoked her so well, it'd choke her.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1314
Who claimed that no young man could topple her.
But a woodsman named Max
Came along with his ax,
And he felled her like felling a poplar.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2145
Whose hope was to remain inviolate.
But she let a man neck her,
And soon his hard pecker
Had wedged itself firmly in Violet.
--- L0906
Fastidiously guarded her cherry...
But a foul cherry picker
Set upon her to dicker...
Carrie now has no cherry to carry.
--- Grand Prix Lim 109
For having his daughter's virginity,
Who said, as he pressed her
And finally possessed her:
"To Hell with consanguinity!"
--- G0500
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