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A simple young lady, devout, I once had a date with a virgin; A reticent virgin, a Hessian, For innocent, lovely Miss Lorch, A careless young virgin named Slattery, A lustful old codger from Sheds Lord...'cause of his powerful urgin' A virgin from 'round Copper Cliff There once was a virgin in Cork "Breathe deeply and it will hurt good," There was a young maid of Ostend, There once was a woman from Brewer, Rick promised to gently deflower There was a young girl from Dakar, There was a young virgin named Lynn A neuropath virgin named Flynn It occurred when she crossed the Atlantic, A pious old maid name of Lord, He said, "I've got rhythm, I'm rhymin'" She ranted and raved and she cursed, On a knoll a young maiden named Molly, Said maiden to man, "Let me clue you; A young lady who came from Delano, No longer intact! Oh boo hoo... Whined a well-punctured lassie named Previn, (replevin - getting back goods unlawfully taken)
An innocent virgin was wed "It's not that my cherry is broken," A trusting virgin named Terry Sighed a dear little shipboard divinity, As the teen-agers romped on the couch, A careless young virgin named Wright There was a young lady of taste, There was a young lady whose taste A frigid young lady named Bates An innocent soldier named Stave, The popular girl's always ready So love-starved at Christmas was Bunny, There was a girl from Watussy There's a maid from the town Olivette A girl who lived in Kentucky "O, wench with thy neck hued of red, "Sweet Polly, bethink me not slackest I remember my love at sixteen; I was mucky of mind, I admit; Let's hear it for young zitty titties, They don't have to be high sixteen A horny old bloke from Manchester Unsated is horny young Bower; There's a most irresponsible lecher There's a beautiful woman named Pam, A moral young fellow was Bliss, Arkansas is a state, among others, There was a T/5, name of Snyder, (T/5 - tech sergeant)
There once was a girl, a humdinger, There was a poor maiden named Tess There was a young virgin of Bude, There was a young girl whose propriety A happy young bridegroom was Cass, Gossips yak in Kuala Lumpur, A thrice-married girl from L.A. Woe is me; I'm virginal -- true. Marlene, I am sorry to say, When your get-up has got-up and went, Ye Gods! I am happy and free! One virginal lass from Toronna, A lad, at his family's urgin', "She smelled sweeter than eau de cologne,
While screwing a lad, had some doubt.
Though she whined of the sin
When he dared put it in,
She said shame, if he dared take it out.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1333
Some wine and then I started urgin'.
I got her in bed;
"Don't hurt me," she said.
I went in just like a great surgeon!
--- Anon
Thought her cherry a sacred possession.
But a man in Toronto
Did away with it pronto,
Launching her in the Oldest Profession...
--- Grand Prix Lim 672
John carried a flaming hot torch;
One night in late May,
The churl had his way --
Smack dab on her parents' front porch.
--- Armand E Singer 933
Led astray by martinis and flattery,
Became so unwary,
She was robbed of her cherry
By a fiend with an overcharged battery.
--- G1610
Delights to pop girls' maidenheads.
He claims, "Virgins long,
Oftentimes to go wrong--
It's that first painful POP a girl dreads.
--- G1607
I agreed to just one time of mergin'.
'Though it's after the fact,
May I uninteract
And please be a born-again virgin?"
--- Jane D Hughes P9006 a
Was eternally wondering if --
Till at last, losing strength,
She submitted at length,
And complained that the price was too stiff.
--- Hugh Oliver 75a
Who thought babes all came from the stork.
She was in for a fright
On her wedding night,
When she found the stork was all "pork".
--- Phil T
Said Tom as he thrust in his wood.
"The cherry I'm popping
Is just the right topping
For your just desserts, understood?"
Who swore she'd hold out to the end.
But halfway over
From Calais to Dover
She'd done what she didn't intend.
--- Anon
Who swore nobody could screw her.
Along came a mick
With a cast-iron dick,
And drove himself right through her.
--- Anon
A maiden who lived in South Gower.
(Actually he spread
Her legs on the bed,
And finished her off in an hour.)
--- Anon
Who claimed, "No one has gotten that far!"
Then a fellow from Sidney
Drove it up to her kidney,
While driving her home in his car.
--- John Miller 0326
Who thought getting fucked was a sin.
At least, that's the ruse
She attempted to use,
Only moments before giving in.
--- Lims For Year - 01
Shouted before she gave in,
"It isn't the deed,
Or the fear of the seed,
But that big worm that's shedding its skin!"
--- L0863
But the screw made young Mamie half frantic.
It wasn't losing her cherry
That upset her - not very,
But the aisle of a plane's not romantic.
--- Grand Prix Lim 688 G0661A
Was gored by a man in a Ford.
She recited a psalm
With such stoical calm,
That they say she appeared to be bored.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1364
As he broke her delicate hymen.
She was disgusted
'Cause she got busted
By some jerk with really bad timin'.
--- Marlene
And cried 'cause her cherry had burst.
But I gave it my best
When I got her undressed,
And she came pretty good with my wurst.
--- John Miller
Her innocence lost through young folly.
His named was Sing Chum,
And too soon he did come,
And all he could say was "I'm solly!"
--- Scott Hendricks
You really don't give a damn, do you?
You've treated me badly,
You misused me sadly,
You've busted my cherry, I'll sue you!"
--- Armand E Singer 362
Was deflowered by a dormant volcano.
A vent of Mt Lassen
Her hymen unfastened.
She did not have a chance to "Just say no!"
--- Ward Hardman
Goodbye to my hymen, adieu!
I'll remain a cheap slut,
Unlike a bolt's nut,
Which one's able to always unscrew.
--- Ogni Gioia
"When I lost my one cherry, 'twas heaven,
But I guess I was had,
I'm no longer so glad:
You can't sue to regain through replevin."
--- Armand E Singer 414
To a man with one thought in his head:
He wanted to futter
His wife into butter,
But the first time he creamed her, she fled.
--- G0811
She sobbed, "or this miserable token
Of brilliant-cut glass
On a ring made of brass...
But my new satin sheets are just SOAKIN'!"
--- John Miller
Drank Manhattans until she felt merry.
'Twas a dreadful mistake
'Cause her escort, that rake
Ate her peanuts and then stole her cherry.
--- Parker Waterman P0206
In a deckchair I lost my virginity.
I was glancing to leeward
When along came a steward,
And undid my belief in the trinity.
--- Conrad Aiken
The girl cried out suddenly, "Ouch!"
Both kids are disgusted;
Her cherry was busted,
And as parents, they both are a grouch.
--- John Miller 0273
Got drunk with her boyfriend one night.
She awoke in a snit
With her maidenhead split,
To be told that she sure had been tight.
--- Fritz Wonnacott Playboy
Who kept herself virgin and chaste,
And stoutly defended
With bear-traps suspended,
By filigree chains from her waist.
--- G1617
Ran to chain mail and locks 'round the waist.
She was charming, I'd say,
In a general way,
But rather obsessively chaste.
--- John Ciardi
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Was accursed from birth by the fates.
She was dying to screw,
When the men asked her to,
But always refused when on dates.
--- G1527
Was almost seduced by a Wave.
But he's still a recluse
With all of his juice,
For he didn't know how to behave.
--- L0898
To dine out, be it steak or spaghetti.
Despite the guys urgin',
She still is a virgin;
By the home boys, she's called "Blow Job Betty".
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0506
She hung mistletoe over her cunny.
No man ever kissed her,
A fact that quite pissed her,
And made Bunny walk kind of funny.
--- Ogden Nield
Who wouldn't give up her pussy.
Try as the boys might
The girl remained tight;
A virgin but still very goosy.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who has played much to tricky to get;
But although eighty-four
She is still fairly sure,
She will lose her virginity yet.
--- Hugh Oliver A071A
Said, "Yes, I've been awfully lucky.
No man ever yet
On my back made me get,
But sometimes I feel awful fucky.
--- L0872
Invitest thou me to thy bed?
Art thou virgin-pure?
Shalt I makest sure?
Nay! Thy cherry's burst from thigh spread!"
--- Anon
In duties male; Ne'er shalt thou lackest
For mine noble hand,
Nor arrow shot grand,
Nor e'en my swift tongue in thy crackest."
--- Anon
Was the daughter of neighbors. Christine
Was her name; she was pure.
She was chaste and demure.
She was virginal, clean and pristine.
--- Peter Wilkins
I was up for it more than a bit;
When I grabbed at her drawers
With my sweaty great paws
She said, "Piss off, you spotty-faced shit!"
--- Peter Wilkins
All nubile and firm in my mitties.
Those pink acne blips?
They're extra pert nips,
On the chests of school-girlish pretties!
--- Anon
To have a few zits in between
Their nose and their cootie.
They still can be cutie
And older, with lots of hormene.
--- H Welchel
Had a gal he'd just love to pester;
But this virginal prude
Had never been screwed,
Nor had anyone ever undressed 'er.
--- Bob Birch P0900
He tried the whole night to deflower
Some chick that he dated;
But sadly frustrated,
He gave up and took a cold shower.
--- Armand E Singer 510
Who fell for a virgin named Fletcher.
Try as he would
He never could
Get even close enough to catch her.
--- Tom Patton P9708
Whose sexy appearance is sham.
When a man wants a lay,
She yawns and says, "Nay!"
And he stands there frustrated. God Damn!
--- Isaac Asimov
So pure he would not even kiss.
He took care not to touch
Any ass, cunt, or such,
And used tongs when he stood up to piss.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G2260
Where your aunts are your half-sisters' mothers.
Cousins give it a whirl
And a virgin's a girl
Who runs faster that all of her brothers.
--- John Miller 0159 a
Who took out a girl just to ride her.
She allowed him to feel
From her neck to her heel,
But never would let him inside her.
--- L0895
Around whom the boys like to linger,
While babbling of love,
But got nowhere. "Go shove!"
She would say as she gave them the finger.
--- John Ciardi
Who suffered from virginal stress;
Common sense told her "No,"
But the juices did flow --
Her body kept telling her "Yes!"
--- Armand E Singer 197
Whose tricks, though exciting, were viewed
With distrust by the males,
For she'd fondle their rails,
But never would let them intrude.
--- L0815
Caused all of her swains great anxiety.
In spite of their urgin'
She remained a pure virgin
(Which at least gives these verses variety!)
--- G1524aA
Much pleased that his bride was first class.
She was virgin and true
And her cunt was brand new,
For she took all her fucks up the ass.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1317A
That virgins there feel insecure.
For fat rajahs in heat
Stalk such unsullied meat,
Which daily gets fewer and fewer.
--- G1573
Said, "My hymen's intact to this day.
'Cause my first( a shrink) talked at it,
The voyeur only gawked at it,
And my most recent man's a gourmet."
--- Anon
I've no disease worries. Do you?
For if you don't use it,
You never will lose it,
And my bits are all like brand new.
--- Marlene
It just doesn't work out that way.
I'll bet you'll regret
What you didn't get
When like me you get old tired and gray.
--- John Miller
You will treasure the time you have spent
In a loving embrace
And find face-to-face,
What you lost when you wouldn't relent.
--- John Miller
Please don't be concerned about me.
I enjoy my life
Not being a wife.
I've still time to go on a spree!
--- Marlene
Invited to sex, said "Donwanna;"
Said her suitor, "O bully!"
He understood fully
The value she placed on heronna.
--- James Gayfer,Dartmouth58c
Set off to arrange him a mergin'
He came home empty handed;
No girl had he landed,
'Cause all he could find was a virgin.
--- Anon
And was just fine at cookin' and sewin';
But I just had to pass,
Since we don't want no lass
Who ain't good enough for her own."
--- Anon
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