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If exerting free thinking and reason
Leads to damning Bush's lies and his legions,
They'll bring out a flack
To counterattack,
And promptly accuse you of treason.
--- Dr Limerick 12-08-01

In Texas they need anesthesia
To deal with Dubya's paramnesia;
Claims poor kids are fine,
The air is sublime,
And the schools are just certain to please ya'.
--- J'Carlin

To end the "death tax" is Dubya's aim;
Saves money for those with big names.
Helps those he likes best
And screws all the rest;
"It's to save family farms," he exclaims.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0311

As everyone knew from the start,
Bush has serious flaws in his heart;
Of moral compassion,
Less than a full ration,
And of courage, much less than full part.
--- Dr Limerick 01-28-02

And true to his form, Fleischer lied
'Bout the heart problem's physical side.
The reason Bush fainted
Was not what they painted;
His arrythmia knocked him off-stride.
--- Dr Limerick 01-28-02

Oh please, Dubya, allow us surcease
From your weapons and lies which increase.
You've now brought to fruition
Your yes-man commission,
Which will be the fox watching the geese.
--- Loren Fitzhugh

Bush and his spinmeisters will
Self-congratulate madly until
Someone with a brain
Remembers Mark Twain:
God cures, and the doc sends the bill.
--- Dr Limerick

When Gore's finally saying Bush lied,
Its obviousness can't be denied;
It's good politics
To put well-deserved kicks
With vigor, on Bush's backside.
--- Dr Limerick

I'm tired of this ragging on Willy:
His sins just embarrassed one filly.
Our incumbent liar
Has costs so much higher;
Our brave soldiers die, willy-nilly.
--- Roy Westerberg

The wise do not like being foozled
By arrogant pundits well schoozled;
The dummies don't care,
Nor do they despair;
They love being duped and bamboozled!
--- Henry G James P0508

The President's time it was ending,
While he ran around still defending.
His toxic lies spewing,
While trouble was brewing;
Fuck off, George, there'll be no more spending.
--- Melanie Alexander

King George, shooting straight from the hip,
May regret the boast that he let slip;
Recall how his Daddy
Looked weak small and shabby,
When breaking his pledge, read my lips.
--- Dr Limerick 01-05-02

If he'd listened in school, then he'd know
That his dead body's too far to go;
If two-thirds of the Congress
Support wisdom and progress,
Then his tax cut is out the window.
--- Dr Limerick 01-05-02

For Nobel's most prestigious peace prize,
Please don't nominate war-monger guys,
Who began a new war
That the world wasn't for,
Using webs of deception and lies!
--- Anon

The earliest Dubya scandal
Was the lie that the Clintonite vandals
Made like Charlie Manson
In the Executive Mansion --
GAO found that naught was mishandled.
--- Dr Limerick

"The President is not above the Laws,"
He swore solemnly to much Red applause. (red vs blue states)

Or what Bush thought they meant?
The Dems sat there and looked like macaws.
--- Anon

Mr Bush deserves no approbation;
His White House, a right-wing convocation.
We doubt his veracity
And executive capacity;
He disseminates untruths and obfuscation.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0312

Says George Bush with a new poll release,
Shows him losing, as soldiers decease:
"Was it War Prex, I said?
What I meant was, instead,
Re-elect me as Prez who's for Peace!"
--- Anon

The old folks don't like "privatize"
So the GOP finally got wise.
They quickly announced
"Personal Accounts",
That's "privatized" but euphemized.
--- Dr Limerick 09-11-02

Georgie Bushie, Pudding and Pie;
Rigged elections, told big lies.
Just to folow his dad,
He's a little bit mad.
You can tell by the look in his eyes.
--- Jo McGahey

John Howard, young Blair, and that Bush
Formed a cartel, a union, a "putsch".
Now many are dead
And so sadly it's said,
They told their own experts to shush.
--- Jo McGahey

The Bushies are mightily spinning;
They fear that the end is beginning.
He has no relations
With Miss Information!
But this time the truth may be winning.
--- Dr Limerick 05-18-02

The Alternative Minimum Tax
Is where lobbyists focus attacks.
Corporations all pine
For a simpler time,
When deductions would count to the max.
--- Dr Limerick 11-23-01

In the good old days, sharp-penciled heroes
Could drive a tax bill down to zero;
It was up to the schmuck
Without courage or luck,
To pay double on Form ten-four-zero.
--- Dr Limerick 11-23-01

This new regime sure is the tops,
Chortle Congressional GOP's.
With my cut in taxes,
I'll buy a new Lexus;
I hope this gravy train never stops.
--- Dr Limerick 05-01-01

Bush and Cheney don't care about health;
Their agenda they're pursuing with stealth.
The Republican aim,
They're quick to disclaim,
Is for more concentration of wealth.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0401

The estate tax falls like a light dew
On the rich oligarchial few;
Economical health's
Impaired when the wealth
Distribution's so badly askew.
--- Dr Limerick

Nobody thought or predicted
Our sovereign states were addicted
To federal funds.
For programs they run,
The hardships will now be inflicted.
--- Dr Limerick

This won't affect Georgie, of course,
Who blithely sits on his white horse.
Layoffs at schools,
Cops, parks, and pools
All, by his tax cut, now are forced.
--- Dr Limerick

With a backdrop of bombing and anthrax
Bush said, "Let us get down to brass tacks.
We'll stop when we've gotten
Our hands on bin Laden
And marked down the capital gains tax.
--- Dr Limerick

When it comes to affairs of the purse,
Our president couldn't be worse.
Tax cuts for the greedy
And less for the needy;
He's a real Robin Hood ---in reverse.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0209

Tom Daschle is loaded for bear;
He's stressing the cash isn't there,
To cope with recession
And future inflation --
Bush's tax cut was what set the snare.
--- Dr Limerick 01-04-02

U.S. taxpayers should all recall
That just recently as last fall,
Bush said we need tax cuts
And the Dems said that's nuts;
We don't need any tax cuts at all.
--- Anon

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So on tax cuts I just have to grin
When I listen to Democrat spin.
There was no cut they'd do,
Then okayed 1.2
Trillion dollars -- for Bush that's a win!
--- Anon

In his State fo the Union address
Did Dubya offer tax-cut largesse,
That the poor are due
To the wealthiest few.
It's called Trickle-down Theory, I guess!
--- Peter Wilkins

Says Edwards, "You've lost your mind!
If you vote for George Bush or his kind."
While that could be true,
If I vote for you,
I'd have to be deaf, dumb, and blind!
--- John Miller

When Big Hair and Little Big Hair,
Went fishing for votes at the fair,
A tornado swooped down --
Blew away the whole town --
'Cause their ranting sucked out all the air!
--- Joe Long

I think deaf, dumb, and blind can explain
The state in which we all remain.
But, four more years of the shit
That we just put up with,
We'll be deaf, dumb, and blind and INSANE!
--- Mjay Dakid

I've watched both these clowns all last summer
And what I've concluded's a bummer.
Bush is a pain,
But Kerry's inane,
And I can't say which one of them's dumber.
--- John Miller

Now, you think to divest of this crap
By picking the dour, long-faced chap.
But I hate to say,
It won't work that way,
And I think that we're stuck in a trap.
--- John Miller

If he loses, George Bush will bequeath
A tiger with claws out of sheath:
We mustn't fail
Hanging on to the tail,
'Cause the other end, Mjay, has teeth!
--- John Miller

Should our sanity thus come to harm,
Neither Kerry nor Bush has a charm.
Nor the wit nor the sense
To prevent, four years hence,
Our move to the big Funny Farm.
--- Mjay Dakid

If Kerry wins the president race
And a Republican Congress's in place,
An initiatives
To them that he gives,
Will be thrown right back into his face.
--- Mjay Dakid

So I'm sure this is a lose-lose,
Regardless of the one we choose.
Bush or the Geezer;
The two Johns (if it please ya)
We'll still end up singing the blues.
--- Mjay Dakid

Bush like to count by machine;
The Gore camp prefers human beings;
It's an apt metaphor;
Labor likes Gore;
But capital likes G.O.P.
--- Dr Limerick 11-10-00

The Florida Court gave five more
Days to determine the score.
But today's indication
In the final summation,
It still will disappoint Mr Gore.
--- Dr Limerick 11-21-00

There is a young man in D.C.
Who's President, as you can see;
His war in Iraq
Should have earned him the sack,
But the electorate's dumber than he.
--- Norm Storer P0503

America's feeling elation
At Bush hanging onto his station,
Apart from those few
Casting votes for the blue,
Who are fearing alienation.
--- Anon

But the voting for Dubya was hot!
He got votes where he thought he would not!
In the North and out West,
He got votes like the best,
And way down in Dixie, a Lott.
--- Anon

George Bush said "The damage is bad
On Florida's coast, but I'm glad
There's good news there too --
That hurricane blew
Away Al Gore's last hanging chad!"
--- Travis Brasell

I should put my self back in my place,
'Cause reality stares in my face.
There's a very large number
Of those who are dumber
Than Shrub, cause he's winning the race!

(Shrub - George W Bush labeled by Molly Ivens)
--- Anon

Katherine's book on the stolen election
Will be written with great circumspection;
No tales of her web
Of connections with Jeb,
Or how felons were picked for rejection.
--- Dr Limerick 05-29-02

K Harris to the Florida Supremes:
"The problem is worse than it seems.
Recounts publicized
Then ruled unauthorized
Cost the process it's public esteem."
--- Dr Limerick 11-15-00

The Supremes said to Katherine Harris:
"We're sorry if you are embarrassed.
But let hand-counts continue;
In in the interim, you
Should let us decided which is fairest."
--- Dr Limerick 11-15-00

Said Harris to Palm Beach and Dade,
"I'm the Secretary of State.
I'll grant no extensions
For certification --
The Supreme's order I shall vacate!"
--- Dr Limerick 11-15-00

Dubya's all pouty and hurty
And claiming that he's been done dirty.
Some absentee ballots
Were tossed as invalid
And his lead is now down to 930.
--- Dr Limerick 11-18-00

King George is apparently jealous
Of all of the world wide fellas
Whose authority
Comes from majority
Of votes, not from what the courts tell us.
--- Dr Limerick

There was a V.P. call Gore,
Who said let's recount once more.
I don't want to trouble ya,
Replied George W,
But if you do I'll call in the Law.
--- Jonathan Delaney

Says George Bush: Vote for me, take a stand,
And I promise the Feds will be banned
From deciding what you
In your home state can do,
Once we've banished vote counting by hand.
--- Prof M-G

Gerald Ford and George Bush: kindred souls;
So alike in their president's roles.
They're the two living guys
To acquire the top prize,
Despite not having won at the polls.
--- Prof M-G

"Democracy," GWB
Said "Palestine needs, but you see,
Now voting is done."
They picked the wrong one,
And Dubya now doesn't agree.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Democracy oft has an hour
When it's more of a weed than a flower.
I think it of note:
'Twas majority vote
That brought Adolf Hitler to power.
--- John Miller

A liberal whose name is Albright,
Said, "Bush is just way out of sight.
Though he might be a bore,
I voted for Gore,
Screw the road sign, l'll pass on the right."
--- Bob Birch P0301

First-time voters are likely to be
Democrats, not GOP;
To keep them from voting,
The Gop is promoting
The use of a photo ID.
--- Dr Limerick 02-27-02

What do these primaries PORTEND?
Who will emerge in the end?
Dubya or John?
At least Steve is gone.
Will the GOP be able to mend?
--- Norm Brust

Nader once characterized
Bush as corporations, disguised;
Then he made a small dent,
Taking just 2%,
Just enough to give Bush the big prize.
--- Dr Limerick 11-08-00

George Bush, I must tell you in rhyme,
Is In Florida this Christmas time.
There's a constant belief,
It's the norm for a thief
To return to the scene of the crime.
--- Prof M-G


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