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Having worked Dubya's campaign like mad, This state, California, so blue, (Diebold Accuvote - touch screen systems)
George Bush is the top man to beat, Tonight we set clocks back an hour, Bush heads the American nation, Oh dear, it's the smell of hypocracy, We thought our election was through, Bush's reasons for invading Iraq They'll be rushing to have three or four President Bush, it is clear, is quite mad. Dubya's mid-terms provided a shush King George has committed his Reich He comes now to give us the score Of course, the new Prez is a twit I'm rewriting the final exam: To attack or not to attack? Some say Bush is running AMOK Said a Liberal the election dismayed: Seeking Weapons of Mass Distraction, Dubya said, "I promise you this: When those who now die in Iraq They say now, Osama Bin Laden American President Shrub Wasn't finding Hussain just sublime, Survivors of bullets all tell Said Bush, "The Iraqis have hidden The bookies, (I read in the press,) Americans claim nothing's dearer Now here, sir, you're downright insulting; Said Dubya: "Now it's time to make war; Bush at Guantanamo Bay Guantanamo's evilly brainy The Bushies will be up all night The presumption of physical force "The axis of evil," said Bush, A declaration with a date it must meet, Cried Dubya in the White House one day, There once was a rich boy from Dallas, George Bush the second, cried "War There's now a way, much simplified, One clue that will help you to know Dubya, a top German did mention, Tigers are dangerous without fail; The State of the Union oration They say they've deciphered the ciphers There once was a young chap from Texas, Hans Blix under UN instruction There was a young Texan named Bush Bush is pushing for missile defense, Georgie, Bush, not Puddin' and Pie, Why does Dubya want to start a new war, When recalling ERSTWHILE day, The Pentagon, strategy-wise, Dubya's terror war now is his foil, The US exhibits its might Bush has done right at long last, George Bush, they say, lives in a bubble, Said the WMD expert Kay, (weapons mass destruction) Tomorrow's the day to give vent (Memorial Day) There was Bush, there was Powell and Rice; For months I have wondered not if, A puppet, George Dubya Shrub, There once was a President named Bush, Bush tried diplomatical tact A reduction in arms sounds quite nice A coke-fiend and a confirmed lush
It will be a career launching pad,
If young George is anointed.
She'll soon be appointed
Ambassador, country of Chad.
--- Scott
We voted against him, that's true.
Bush gets his erections
From stealing elections;
With Diebold, oh what can we do?
--- CM
Which could turn out to be quite a feat.
Though his spending is huge,
There could be a deluge
Of Bush votes from Saddam's defeat.
--- Tomer Shiran
To save some electrical power.
But the chance is now here
To turn clocks back years;
Just vote Bush and Helms into power.
--- Dr Limerick
Though in doubt was his call to this station.
For the vote was rejigged
Bu a court that was rigged,
Yet he still wants a standing ovation.
--- David McKay
For Dubya upholding democracy.
He wants Yasser ejected
Though truly elected,
Not pushed by a legal bureaucracy.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Till lawyers demanded their due.
If Al Gore wins now,
Then George Bush will vow,
The courts were his sad Waterloo.
--- Chris Papa
Have all turned out to be a crock.
His LESE MAJESTY
Have left him up a tree,
Despite all the awe and the shock.
--- Norm Brust
Anti-missles by 2004;
Their haste means we know
Their principal foe
Is Daschle or Gephardt or Gore.
--- Dr Limerick
Why else wage a war on Baghdad?
It pissed off the Iraqis,
And all Saddam's lackeys,
And now the situation's REALLY bad.
--- Coralie Venus
To objections re: his warlike push.
Per White House instruction,
Weapons of mass destruction
Are to be found behind every Bush.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0301
To the doctrine of pre-emptive strikes.
Beware, Minnisota
And South Dakota,
If you vote a way he doesn't like.
--- Dr Limerick
In the neocon's unprovoked war.
The dollars we've sent,
Have been so well spent,
That they'll need only several times more.
--- DC Dave
And much worse -- does that make him unfit?
To bomb little nations
And their populations,
Brains could be a drag, you'll admit.
--- Edward Leer
Pass, fail, honors, or spam.
Recall how the Queen's taco
Was refitted more macho,
To bring peace to all of Iram.
--- Anon
That's the question proposed on Iraq.
But Its Arabic neighbors
Don't favor such labors,
Which they see as another Bushwhack.
--- Limerick Savant
And in quagmire will soon be stuck.
But history will show
He struck the right blow,
While Chirac his thumb he did suck.
--- Norm Brust
"Now for Canada, plans must be made."
Said George Bush, "Where's the point?
Once Iran's out of joint,
Who d'ya think I want next to invade?"
--- Anon
Ashcroft and Bush find real satisfaction.
They warn us of doom;
They say 'twill be soon.
Change the color and watch the reaction.
--- Anon
Saddam will be gone, I insist.
I'll drop some J-dams.
I will get my man.
If you don't survive, you'll be missed."
--- Dave Winer
Meet those who were under attack
That September day,
Do you think they will say,
"Let's give Dubya a pat on the back?"
--- Jo McGahey
Away from our soldiers has gotten.
Those making such claims
That we've met our war aims,
Are clearly by power besotten.
--- Dr Limerick 02-24-02
Is in love with the thud of a Scud,
So he wanted a war
To drop bombs galore,
But it's terror we're fighting, G'Dub.
--- Chris Cleirigh
Grimy, dirty and not in his prime?
But something went wrong,
It's been planned all along
To unearth him at election time.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0402
That war as we know it, is hell.
But there's dough to be made,
So our soldiers are bade
Go fight for Halliburton and Bechtel.
--- Arnie Schoenburn P0305
Weapons that I have forbidden
And I'm Chief of Police.
In the name of world peace,
I'll invade them. By George, I'm not kiddin'!
--- Lachlan Dengate
Are now asking gamblers to guess
Which first will be found:
Saddam's weapons mound,
Or the beast that lives in Loch Ness.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Than the right of free speech but I fear a
Great need is to push
This to President Bush,
Who wanted to bomb al Jazira. (Arab TV station)
--- Tiddy Ogg
George Bush's gulf war was revolting.
Once Iraq was pushed back...
After years of attack,
Have you seen any great good resulting?
--- Anon
It's irrelevant what it is for.
'Cause I'm for it as long
As it makes me feel strong
And I'm able to settle Dad's score!
--- Lims for 2003
Lets prisoners all have their say,
As long as they hide
Any truth from their side,
And agree to the "Amercan Way".
--- Will Lobban
As a place to imprison detainees.
No meddlesome lawyers
Or media voyeurs
To ask about rights miscellany.
--- Dr Limerick 12-27-01
Devising excuses to fight.
Bush can't go to war
Without saying what for --
In your heart, though, you know that he might.
--- Dr Limerick
This is file cym
Appeals to the mind of a horse;
In deference to
What presidents do,
A horse is a horse, of course.
--- Paul Bowman
"It is clear, must be given the push."
So with Howard and Blair, (Aussie and Brit PM's)
(Such a charming wee pair.)
I'll blow up Iraq with a whoosh!
--- Noela Maletz
To be credible, must be complete.
But how will we know?
The inspection will show;
George says either way I'll defeat.
--- Anon
"My marbles have all gone astray!
By the time they got back,
I'd invaded Iraq.
What on Earth can I possibly say?"
--- Sue Carey
Who had a very small phallus.
To make up for this lack,
He invaded Iraq
And got toxic with oil greed and malice.
--- Graeme Dunstane
Will settle my Daddy's old score."
Well, Saddam may have lost,
But Iraq bears the cost.
But they're worse off than ever before.
--- Jo McGahey
To warn when with the terror threat high:
Check news sites to see:
Is Bush in D.C.?
If so, then it's okay to fly.
--- Dr Limerick 05-18-02
If the terrorist danger is low,
Is to log on and see.
If Bush's in D.C.,
There's probably no danger, if so.
--- Dr Limerick
By turning domestic attention
To warrin' and bombin'
Is acting in common
With Hitler's despotic ascension!
--- Anon
We know this from the World War II tale.
Japs kicked a sleeping one,
Setting the Rising Sun,
And now Dubya has one by the tail.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0312
By Bush promised lower taxation,
For those whose high living
Needs oil to keep giving,
And war for the rest of the nation.
--- Lims for 2003
And warned us of terrorist divers;
Planes, trains, and ships;
Alerts seem to drip
As needed from White House connivers.
--- Dr Limerick 05-25-02
Who said, "Saddam, you sure do vex us.
We are coming to see
All your WMD, (weapons of mass destruction)
But they soon found themselves in a nexus.
--- Tony Kiek
Sought weapons of massive destruction.
But none could be found
In Iraq on the ground.
What's more, there were none in production.
--- David McKay
Who, through to the White House, did push.
He invaded Iraq;
Clapped himself on the back;
May he fall ass over head on his tush.
--- Jo McGahey
Despite pressures which can be intense.
He will follow through --
It's the right thing to do --
Self-protection makes so much good sense.
--- Anon
Crushed iraq from the land, sea, and sky.
The UN might return;
How old Gerogie must yearn
To pull out of this mess on a high.
--- Jo McGahey
That the rest of the world isn't for.
'Cause without such a brawl,
There is no way at all
He can win in 2004.
--- Anon
Don't let facts get in the way.
Try real hard.
Have the National Guard
Prove attendance through records of pay.
--- Phil Kinay
On disinformation relies;
Explaining, perhaps,
Credibility gaps,
And denying October Surprise.
--- Dr Limerick
And the country he's roiled to a boil.
But before he's all through,
He'll convince us anew
That he won't profit from Iraq's oil.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0301
Because "W" says that it's right.
But our troops face the bomber
Without proper armor,
The way "Rummy" sent them to fight.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0508
About captured guys at "Gitmo" amassed. (Guantanamo Bay)
The Geneva accords
For the Taliban hordes,
But no slack for the Al Qaida caste.
--- Dr Limerick 02-07-02
Which often gets him in trouble.
CLAIRVOYANCE gets barred
By the palace guard,
Leaving war plans in a pile of rubble.
--- Norm Brust
"We found no such weapons today,"
Bush shouted out loud
To a partisan crowd,
"This proves that my war is okay."
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0311
And to protest the lives that were spent
On a war waged in haste ,
And the millions we waste.
If you're blue, don't spend a red cent.
--- Limerick Savant
And Rumsfeld et al with advice.
They saw money and oils
From the war as their spoils;
Never counted lost lives in their price.
--- Jo McGahey
But when Dubya's Arabic miff
Would lead us to war,
With blood, guts and gore,
From women and kids cold and stiff.
--- Archie
Received two incredible snubs.
One from Bin Laden;
Another from Saddam,
So he bombed them; don't mess with George Dub.
--- Chris Cleirigh
Who should have been tossed out on his tush.
But not getting the sack,
He waged war on Iraq,
And gave millions of protesters the push.
--- Coralie Venus
That his previous efforts have lacked;
He told the U.N.
We're all allies and friends,
Now that we're the ones who've been attacked.
--- Dr Limerick 11-11-01
But reread the document twice;
As per the accord,
The nukes can be stored
And from mothballs be pulled in a trice.
--- Dr Limerick 05-24-02
Has only a button to push,
So we'll glow in the dark;
Someone get a narc;
DEA save us from Dubya Bush.
--- Phil T
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