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Have you heard of th blonde in Tahoker
Who lost her first game of strip poker?
In nine months to the day,
She'd a baby, they say;
"Well," she said, "I've discarded the joker."
--- G1726A

I played with a lady at Eucher
And did all I knew for to roochre
But spite of my play,
At the end of the day,
She won and I promptly forsoochre.
--- Rudyard Kipling P8903

There once were four people at Euchre;
They played for mere love not for lucre;
But the noise that they made,
O'er each diamond and spade,
Would convince you 'twas warfare, not Euchre.
--- Rudyard Kipling1889 P8903

A riddler who hailed from the Strand,
"Why is sex much like bridge?" he'd demand;
The answer, though sad:
If your partner is bad,
Well, then you'd best have a good hand."
--- Ed Potts P8508a

A card of a man would connect
With the trumps he preferred to select.
To ensure his successes
With Ritzy heiresses,
He kept his own standard erect.
--- Bill Backe-Hansen P9006

In a strip-poker parlor called Dante's,
A maiden had just lost her panties.
She blushed, looked around,
And guess what she found?
All the male players were raising their antes!
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner

The curvaceous cutie, Miss Coker,
Regrets ever playing strip poker.
When she lost, she soon found
She was rushed bedroom bound,
With seven guys drooling to stroke her.
--- Grand Prix Lim 080 G0552

There was a cute girl from Madrid,
Who was naughty in all that she did.
She played strip poker,
Until it broke her,
Which made her a popular kid.
--- Anon

She gambles, 'cause money's her goal.
But at times, she just loses control.
She hides cards in her bra,
And once, in the raw,
She was found with an ace in the hole.
--- Al Willis P9703a

If poker I'm given to bear,
At D. Parton men like to stare,
Are ready to name,
New rules to the game,
Nothing else beats a big pair.
--- Chris Papa

Have you heard the sad story of Pete,
Who claimed a truly bad beat?
His four Kings and an Ace
Just couldn't keep pace
When a river card brought his defeat.

(what is a river card? - McW)
--- Gary Oliver P9705

In Las Vegas, a maiden named Carol
Was arrested for wearing a barrel.
She'd not drawn the joker
While playing strip poker,
And lost all her other apparel.
--- Cyber Geezer

There was a young gal named Ophelia,
Who claimed living simply, would heal ya.
To help you get broker,
She'd play you at poker,
And cards off the bottom would deal ya.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Her beauty made trees out of stumps.
Though I taught her bridge hands, and what's trumps,
When she played bridge with me,
She declared, "I bid three
Of the black things with three funny bumps."
--- Jemstone P0001

A gay lost his boots in a game
Of Gay Poker -- the rules aren't the same.
'Straight' flushes are banned
In the homosexual brand,
And the King -- not the Queen -- 's called a 'dame'.
--- H Myer

The female card players eat grub,
While the poker hands cause a hubbub.
Low hands always win;
It's how they cash in;
That's why they attend The Worst Fives Club.
--- Tom Patton

I picked up my cards with a blush.
Across the whole room fell a hush;
I'd been dealt four aces
And I was voracious,
But damn it! He had a straight flush!
--- Gary Hallock

My chips were down to a few,
So I went shy for a hundred then two.
I was sure my four threes
Would win in a breeze,
But four sevens proved my Waterloo.
--- Norm

The boys in the bunkhouse play gin
With anyone wandering in.
But if they should lose,
They go out and booze --
The same thing they do if they win.
--- Cow Sheep Petersen Rhodes

Last Saturday, challenged to stud,
With four kings and ace high, I smelled blood.
So I raised till the pot
Contained all I'd got,
Then four aces he turned with a thud.
--- Peter Wilkins

I tried playing strip poker once.
The others made me look a dunce.
I wore lots of clothes
(They got most of those).
I'm too old for juvenile stunts.
--- Marlene

I don't play that poker card game.
Before you think that is a shame,
Consider the fates
Of aces and eights
The dead-man's-hand my life might claim.
--- Marlene

Or else someone gets all my clothes
And I have to go home half froze.
You can play for money?!
I don't think that's funny;
Did not know that I could have chose.
--- Anon

Playing poker, the guys would all stare
At the girl in the halter named Claire.
Though not in the buff,
She managed to bluff;
Took the pot without showing her pair.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun

Playing poker with busty Miss Ware,
He announced, as he folded with flair,
"I had four of a kind,
But those aces, combined,
Don't stack up, I'm afraid, with your pair."
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner

I've learned that a game of pinochle
With Mabel, who's hot, makes me buckle
Down quickly to land
A very good hand,
Which leads me to score when we fuckle.
--- Travis Brasell

There was a young girl of Aberystwyth
Who took grain to the mill to get grist with.
Said the miller's son Jack,
"Here's two friends and a pack,
So we have what we need to play whist with."
--- Anon

A hand is a wonderful thing;
Such pleasure and joy it can bring.
But it helps a whole lot
If you hit the right spot
With four aces, some luck, and a king.
--- Friar

So aces are high, deuces low.
All the face cards have value, I know.
Still, when I'm playing poker,
They call me the joker.
And in Bridge, I'm the dummy. Low blow!
--- Mimi

You flushed when she showed you her pair.
She raised you. (straight up in the air)
Your ace in the hole
Made you lose control.
Poker face? Don't know. Do you dare?
--- Ericka

An oil dealer from the state of Kuwait,
Was the best that they had in the state.
He was quite good at poker,
Which was good for a broker;
The cards often conclude a deal's fate.
--- Arthur Pattaffy

Holding hands is a wonderful thing;
Much pleasure and joy it can bring.
I held one last night,
With such glee and delight --
Four aces (kiss-kiss), and a king!
--- Friar

There once was a funny old joker
Who made his living playing poker.
He lived in squalor
And seldom had a dollar.
Said he, "At poker, I'm very mediocre."
--- Samuel C Smith P9803

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With his card-playing friends, Joe Palooka
Enjoyed poker while smoking his hooka;
He was always behind
Since his threes of a kind
Always lost to the Straits of Molucca.
--- J Maynard Kaplan

A flush that is royal is tops,
A flush that is straight always stops
Four of a kind,
And then you will find
A house that is full hits the spot.
--- Silvia S Crockett P0104

A straight beats a grouping of three,
Then two pair's the hand you will see,
Then one pair is tops
For taking the pot,
Or the high card just might be the key.
--- Silvia S Crockett P0104

When playing draw poker, don't choose
Poor cards for you likely will lose.
I greatly suspect
If low cards you'll reject,
You'll fare better soon, I'd de-deuce.
--- Gary Hallock

'Twas a long night of poker and gin,
With each redneck determined to win.
When one player dropped,
The game was not stopped,
For they let Rigor Mortis set in.
--- Bob Birch P9806

A winning poker player named Pete,
Was honest and never would cheat.
As he laid down his hand,
He said, "Ain't it just grand?"
Then proceeded to shuffle his feat.
--- Tom Patton P0311

A strip-poker fiend was Aunt Flo
Because she had plenty to show;
She was married five times
To fellows named Grimes,
And said, "A straight flush, don't you know?"
--- Lims Unlimited

In heaven, explorers were yellin',
Flaring tempers with big egos swellin'.
At their poker games,
All these famous names,
Couldn't beat the straights of Magellan.
--- Tom Patton P0107

East-West at strip bridge, in the buff!
They giggled, "We've lost quite enough..."
We cried, "No, not so!
There's still more to go...
If we win, you two shave off your muff!"
--- Tiddy Ogg

I once played strip poker with Kate.
My cards: 4,5,6,7,8.
She showed a fine pair,
But had to declare
"I do like a man with a straight."
--- Tiddy Ogg

While playing strip poker with Kate,
I noticed I'd gotten a straight.
But just to the six
And Katie restricts
Her folds to those having an eight.
--- Hugh Clary

As the other guys watch, dearest Stiles,
That game of strip poker smiles,
I'll say, "How d'you do?
I'm sure pleased to meet you;
Your offer is one which beguiles."
--- Anon

Here's a sport with a nice special twist,
One that is not to be missed.
I'll wiggle my hip
Playing Poker called Strip;
First one naked gets to be kissed.
--- Arden

Have you heard of the babe from Tahoker
Who lost her first game of strip poker?
In nine months, with a day off,
She ejected the payoff,
Saying, "Now I'm discarding my joker!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 759

An impulsive young man from Muskoker
Sat down for a game of strip poker.
His jacket and tie
Fell to pairs -- aces high,
And his trousers he lost to a joker.
--- Hugh Oliver 70b

At a party we all played strip poker.
I sat between Cher and Bram Stoker.
When old Brian Clough
Stripped down to the buff,
It was then that I played my joker!
--- Bill Wall

I folded and took off my shoes.
Lost my T-shsirt on two pair of two's.
Next came my sockies,
Followed close by my jockies.
(Makes you think I was trying to lose.)
--- Irish

Bill Smithers of Huntington Station
No longer views life with elation,
Since sexing Miss Clarty
At a strip poker party,
Has resulted in fresh population.
--- Grand Prix Lim 654

Sweet Gwen joined the boys at a smoker,
Then lost her first game of strip poker.
She gave birth to the pot
In nine months on the dot,
And cried, "I'm discarding the joker!"
--- Larry Wilde

Sometimes (I've got to be pissed,)
I'll deal for a game of strip whist,
With that rare thing, a virgin,
Who need little urgin',
To go a few tricks, once we've kissed.
--- Tiddy Ogg

While playing at bridge, Mr. Hubbell
Was stung when his wife passed his double,
So he killed her with glee
And the judge set him free
For a passed take-out double means trouble.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2621

Again, may I peek at your hands?
I'll keep my own hand on my glans,
Controlling my aim,
'Cause hold 'em's my game.
I'll 'flop' my spunk 'river' in cans.
--- Anon

At poker she's oft at her best,
When she holds the cards close to her chest.
She was so well endowed,
Other players were cowed,
By her hands very close to the crest!
--- Arthur Pattaffy

Being screwed by strange dude woke rich bitch;
How dare you, you son of a bitch!
Undeterred, he just purred;
Fought your ex for his bird;
And I won you asleep at the switch.
--- Esther Koch

A student who hated to lose
Took five to ten minutes to move.
His sensei said "While it's
A tedious practise,
At least it allows me to snooze."
--- Arno and Morten

An earnest young dan from Sri Lanka
Was getting the hang of the haengma.
Her stones flowed and surged;
Groups linked up and merged.
She said, "Soon my games'll be in Ranka."
--- Arno and Morten

A tourist in fair Hokkaido
Begged a wise man, "Just one game of Go!"
Said the learned sensei,
"Being so eager to play
Loses two stones in strength, don't you know."
--- Arno and Morten

A room full of clam shell and slate;
A painstaking game was my fate.
We opened debates;
Soon I was in dire straits.
The sense of good shape came too late.
--- Arno and Morten

Upon losing, Sue cried out in pain,
And screamed, "I never lose! It's insane!
You cheated! You suck!
I just had bad luck!
Then typed: "Thanks for an excellent game."
--- Arno and Morten

A pale pimply kid told me "Yo!
Let us play a game of that Go.
I've not played before now,
But I'll give 9 stones and a bow,
'Cause I've read Hikaru no Go!"
--- Arno and Morten

A Go player was from Detroit,
Who thought his fuseki adroit.
The ladder he played,
Left his stones filleted.
His opponent found him easy to exploit.
--- Arno and Morten

In the midst of a heated jubango,
I made a hideous dango.
My opponent cried, "Right!
I've got you tonight!"
And danced a gleeful fandango.
--- Arno and Morten

There was an old 3k of Roma
Who always had garlic aroma.
With his bodily smoke,
His opponent would choke,
And promptly fall into a coma.
--- Arno and Morten

There once was a young girl from Shoban,
Whose dad said,"We're racing to shogan!"
He'd taught her to play
But his edge lost its sway
After she finally bought her own goban.
--- Arno and Morten


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