She rocked herself forward and back She turned to me smiling; a gleam I dreamed of a virile young stud; 'Twas dirty? That dream it was not. If you're in the shower with soap PUNCTILIOUS isn't the style After Tuesday's electoral push, When Dubya gets lost in L's bush, George Dubya, I'll just tell you what; It's a dangerous course we are steering; At Disney's around Christmas Time, We don't want a picture to mock us; His social concerns are cosmetic. Normal accident, advised his MD, When George stopped of at Albuquerque Al said to wife Tipper, "I'll rub ya, The 'State of the Union Address' King George wore a smile sublime, I do hope George Dubya gets well, The song says Mobile has a lighthouse, In Washington now, not Mobile, By now, nearly everyone knows The anti-abortionist Right On stem-cells Bush is contemplative, In matters of public debate George Bush says that he ain't condoning The Senate's new bankruptcy bill Gee Dubya's elected it seems, Presidents ain't often coddled; We know that Bill Clinton smoked pot, Dubya got caught in a lie Since 9/11 Jenna and Barb All babies in the U.S. of A.
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George W Bush is a pol To his Yale days, Bush couldn't be truer "I was once irresponsibly young," The release of the Reagan-years papers, Bush says he's expanding the Peace Corps The FBI's stopped its denying The GSA is keeping the keys The Council of Corporate Honchos Your alarmist activities scare me. The director of Homeland Security To criticize Bush isn't fair, The GOP is quite emphatic; The FBI's Mueller will rue A pig, flying first class for free, US Airways endured a black eye Welfare kids hoped their ship would come in, Pursuing his notion of purity, As the clock approached 10:24 There once was a young man named Bush; He was Texan right to the core, In 2000 he denounced fuzzy math Clinton's spending on schools would be bested! We can't let Gore win the election! He said he'd cut taxes a lot 9/11! Mass murder and fear. I'll launch war on Afghanistan, The way we must win today's war, Oh look! There's a treasury to raid! We need more import/export trade quotas! Speak backwards like George Orwell I do; Saddam is Hitler, but worse. He's connected to bin Laden I'm sure This war cost us billions and billions,
To the rhythm of wheel upon track.
As the train gathered speed,
She completed the deed
With her fingers caressing her crack.
--- Peter Wilkins
In her eye. I felt ready to cream
As she took me in hand
And I came to a stand...
But alas, it was only a dream.
--- Peter Wilkins
We rolled like two pigs in the mud.
We spent half an hour
Making love in the shower,
Then I fell out of bed with a thud...
--- Jayne
Did you give as good as you got.
After half an hour
Of love in that shower,
You're clean, if the water is hot.
--- Frank
And a studly young fellow to grope,
What could be cleaner,
Unless it's his weiner;
In which case there is still hope.
--- Karen
Of "Dubya", who seems without guile.
He'll sail through his term
With a V.P. firm,
And with/without reason, big smile.
--- Chris Papa
GOP brothers George and Jeb Bush,
Have four years to complete
On the governor's seat
Or the gubernatorial tush!
--- Prof M-G
And does the wrong love button push,
Remounting with care, he
Just admits she's to hairy,
And he can't tell her twat from her tush.
--- Michael Whalen
On his rival, the door has slammed shut.
That fellow, McCain
Not too long will remain;
It was just a campaign in the Butt
--- Anon
The right wing not very endearing.
But I have the suspicion,
Though you whine to perdition,
If this were George Bush, you'd be cheering.
--- Anon
For each creature a gift they design.
When they asked Mickey
He said, "That ain't tricky;
A George Dubya watch'd be fine.
--- Tony Burrell
Just recall how the tank hurt Dukakis.
Your big macho soul
Is hard to control,
But Bush plus a Harley -- laughs raucous.
--- Dr Limerick
His energy's mostly kinetic.
It's quite plain then you see,
He's a prize wanna be,
But his hindsight is almost prophetic.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0205
After Bush collapsed watching TV.
Pretzel chunk he had downed,
Made him faint; hit the ground;
Might junk food KO presidency?
--- Esther Koch P0202
To visit some schoolchildren perky,
He asked, "Where'm I from?"
They said, "Washington!"
They knew "Texas" would make him more smirky.
--- Dr Limerick
And then with my cock I will club ya!"
But Tipper said, "Loser,
I want that old boozer
Instead, by the name of George Dubya."
--- Anon
By President Bush, I confess,
Was so very powerful
That I took a showerful,
Right after I'd serviced Ol' Bess.
--- Anon
And promised AMTRAK a few dimes,
Imagining days
Of his hero's praise --
"He's making the trains run on time."
--- Dr Limerick
Attacked by a vicious pretzel.
Who were the makers?
Why bin Laden Bakers,
Now in America, as well.
--- Tony Burrell
That birdies all use as a shitehouse.
And old 'Bama dames,
Call it three different names,
The lighthouse, or shitehouse or White House.
--- Anon
With birds Dubya's worked out a deal.
They all use the White House
As communal shite-house;
The best use made of it, I feel.
--- Anon
That by forcing new stem-cell lines closed,
Bush's promoting the ends
Of his Christian-Right friends,
With restrictions the public opposed.
--- Dr Limerick
Has won without raising a fight;
Of the funds, not a portion
Pays for abortions --
The point is electoral might.
--- Dr Limerick
And "unusually deliberative;"
Tax cuts, Arctic drilling,
And state-sanctioned killing,
Didn't rate this much work cogitative.
--- Dr Limerick
Republican's say: "We trust states
To allocate funding,
Except for just one thing --
For sex, tell our teens to just wait.
--- Dr Limerick
Any outfit that does human cloning;
He knows goddamn well
That making stem cells
Deserves an Old Testamnet stoning.
--- Dr Limerick 11-27-01
Includes quite a large poison pill;
Violet pro-lifers
Must still pay the piper;
They can't say "I'm bankrupt" at will.
--- Dr Limerick
Although I still hope it's a dream.
It's fodder for grist;
Will his cabinet consist
Of his buddies Jack D. and Jim Beam.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Adversarial ways are well modeled.
Johnson and Nixon,
Truman and Clinton
All embattled; Bush is embottled.
--- Dr Limerick 05-29-02
And that Al also smoked it a lot.
And the Dubya would booze,
And the cops try to lose,
And in New Hampshire he finally got caught.
--- Anon
'Bout his '76 DUI.
"I was too ashamed";
It sounds pretty lame
From a holier-than-Gore kind of guy.
--- Dr Limerick 11-02-00
Are spending their days working hard,
With Daddy's permission
To start a commission
For National Fake I.D. Cards.
--- Dr Limerick 12-16-01
Would be issued a card saying they
Had reached twenty-one
On the day they were born,
So bars must admit them today.
--- Dr Limerick 12-16-01
Who seems to have mastered STONEWALL.
Did he use cocaine?
The question's in vain,
'Cause he can no longer recall!
--- Observer
As he vows to kill off "evil-doers".
He read Superman Comics,
But not economics,
And gave lots of money to brewers.
--- Dr Limerick
Quipped George W., then bit his tongue.
"No, I won't play that game,
On the early time frame;
I won't say I'd dope in my lung!"
--- Prof M-G
Gives several Bushies the vapors;
Bush II's mostly run
By alums of Bush I,
Hoping not to confess youthful capers.
--- Dr Limerick
As he's planning the we'll-never-cease wars.
A nice dividend
Is that shipping off Dems
Might increase his votes, and decrease Gore's.
--- Dr Limerick 02-21-02
Domestic surveillance and spying;
They admit their web searches,
Libraries and churches,
To see what you're reading and buying.
--- Dr Limerick 11-30-02
To the offices Dubya needs.
They won't let him in
'Til he scores a clean win,
Not a victory won by decrees.
--- Dr Limerick 11-27-00
Said George should have carte blancho
To hire and fire
At his sole desire,
'Cause he should have his own Gestap-cho.
--- Dr Limerick 08-29-02
I'd flee from this place should you dare me.
I'd expected obscurity
From Homeland Security,
Though I'm glad that you've tried to prepare me.
--- Mimi
Does not like to talk in obscurity,
And in case it seems wise
To tell a few lies,
He won't swear to truth or to purity.
--- Dr Limerick 05-01-02
For not stopping the September nightmare.
Even though FBI
Knew Al Qaeda could fly,
You'll find no intelligence there.
--- Limerick Savant
The screw-up was just bureaucratic;
They're afraid if their role
Is not spun and controlled,
Then Congress will go Democratic.
--- Dr Limerick 05-25-02
The day he said, "What should we do?"
But though FBI's lonely,
It's hardly the only
Agency without a clue.
--- Dr Limerick 11-02-01
As a passengers's pork therapy,
Went off on a tear
With the plane in mid-air,
From cocktails complimentary.
--- Dr Limerick 11-30-00
When the pig ran amok in the sky.
Now our own FAA
Says that it was okay,
But it'll be years 'til you see a pig fly.
--- Dr Limerick 11-30-00
But Jeb Bush's new child mandarin
Of most senior rank,
Thinks it's no crime to spank,
And leave bruises or welts on the skin!
--- Anon
King George wants to strip the security
From the servants civil,
Who keep watchful vigil,
In underpaid, thankless obscurity.
--- Dr Limerick 09-04-02
And the Prez looked so bushed he might snore,
Thought he, "Why's this debate
Running so very late?
It's an hour past my bedtime, or more!"
--- Anon
Spent his life turning his brains to mush.
Good speech skills he lacked,
But he was willing to act,
Whenever shove came to push.
--- Lew Rockwell
So forget that Connecticut lore.
In his gubernatorial reign
He used eminent domain,
'Cause getting rich is what power is for.
--- Lew Rockwell
And wanted a humbler path.
Clinton bombed a bit much
And Dubya's Midas's touch
Would curb US military wrath.
--- Lew Rockwell
But at least the kids would be tested!
Social Security would stay,
But two percent of our pay
Would be stolen and privately invested!
--- Lew Rockwell
Just think of Supreme Court selection!
But might not be ideal
But he has some appeal,
And he'll move us in a better direction.
--- Lew Rockwell
And respect states with medical pot.
And after eight years of slick,
Many fell for his trick,
Thinking he was something that he was not.
--- Lew Rockwell
Nationalism kicks into gear.
You either with us or against,
And I'm president, hence
You'll worship the state, is that clear?
--- Lew Rockwell
To overthrow the Taliban.
We've sent plenty of cash
To stomp poppies and hash,
But the regime's a threat to all man.
--- Lew Rockwell
Is to kill without keeping score.
Recall: we were attacked
And the Patriot Act
Will protect us from Amendment Four.
--- Lew Rockwell
And we need anti-AIDS foreign aid!
And more laws on campaigns
And the wisdom of Keynes
And strong tariffs to protect free trade.
--- Lew Rockwell
So I'll tighten the screws an iota,
And I'll give you home loans,
Put free speech inside zones,
And speak backwards I will, just like Yoda.
--- Lew Rockwell
I speak lies but I say they are true.
With bombs liberate,
With destruction create
A world order both brave and new.
--- Lew Rockwell
He's inflicted with a lunatic curse.
He'll give poison to those
Who regard us as foes; (??)
He belongs in a jail or a hearse!
--- Lew Rockwell
And a war is the only real cure;
My plan has no flaw:
They'll be shocked into awe
And we'll make Iraq free, happy, and pure.
--- Lew Rockwell
And I killed thousands of harmless civilians.
But the terrorests are bad
And they hated my dad.
And those Ay-rabs are inhuman reptilians.
--- Lew Rockwell