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She rocked herself forward and back
To the rhythm of wheel upon track.
As the train gathered speed,
She completed the deed
With her fingers caressing her crack.
--- Peter Wilkins

She turned to me smiling; a gleam
In her eye. I felt ready to cream
As she took me in hand
And I came to a stand...
But alas, it was only a dream.
--- Peter Wilkins

I dreamed of a virile young stud;
We rolled like two pigs in the mud.
We spent half an hour
Making love in the shower,
Then I fell out of bed with a thud...
--- Jayne

'Twas dirty? That dream it was not.
Did you give as good as you got.
After half an hour
Of love in that shower,
You're clean, if the water is hot.
--- Frank

If you're in the shower with soap
And a studly young fellow to grope,
What could be cleaner,
Unless it's his weiner;
In which case there is still hope.
--- Karen

PUNCTILIOUS isn't the style
Of "Dubya", who seems without guile.
He'll sail through his term
With a V.P. firm,
And with/without reason, big smile.
--- Chris Papa

After Tuesday's electoral push,
GOP brothers George and Jeb Bush,
Have four years to complete
On the governor's seat
Or the gubernatorial tush!
--- Prof M-G

When Dubya gets lost in L's bush,
And does the wrong love button push,
Remounting with care, he
Just admits she's to hairy,
And he can't tell her twat from her tush.
--- Michael Whalen

George Dubya, I'll just tell you what;
On his rival, the door has slammed shut.
That fellow, McCain
Not too long will remain;
It was just a campaign in the Butt
--- Anon

It's a dangerous course we are steering;
The right wing not very endearing.
But I have the suspicion,
Though you whine to perdition,
If this were George Bush, you'd be cheering.
--- Anon

At Disney's around Christmas Time,
For each creature a gift they design.
When they asked Mickey
He said, "That ain't tricky;
A George Dubya watch'd be fine.
--- Tony Burrell

We don't want a picture to mock us;
Just recall how the tank hurt Dukakis.
Your big macho soul
Is hard to control,
But Bush plus a Harley -- laughs raucous.
--- Dr Limerick

His social concerns are cosmetic.
His energy's mostly kinetic.
It's quite plain then you see,
He's a prize wanna be,
But his hindsight is almost prophetic.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0205

Normal accident, advised his MD,
After Bush collapsed watching TV.
Pretzel chunk he had downed,
Made him faint; hit the ground;
Might junk food KO presidency?
--- Esther Koch P0202

When George stopped of at Albuquerque
To visit some schoolchildren perky,
He asked, "Where'm I from?"
They said, "Washington!"
They knew "Texas" would make him more smirky.
--- Dr Limerick

Al said to wife Tipper, "I'll rub ya,
And then with my cock I will club ya!"
But Tipper said, "Loser,
I want that old boozer
Instead, by the name of George Dubya."
--- Anon

The 'State of the Union Address'
By President Bush, I confess,
Was so very powerful
That I took a showerful,
Right after I'd serviced Ol' Bess.
--- Anon

King George wore a smile sublime,
And promised AMTRAK a few dimes,
Imagining days
Of his hero's praise --
"He's making the trains run on time."
--- Dr Limerick

I do hope George Dubya gets well,
Attacked by a vicious pretzel.
Who were the makers?
Why bin Laden Bakers,
Now in America, as well.
--- Tony Burrell

The song says Mobile has a lighthouse,
That birdies all use as a shitehouse.
And old 'Bama dames,
Call it three different names,
The lighthouse, or shitehouse or White House.
--- Anon

In Washington now, not Mobile,
With birds Dubya's worked out a deal.
They all use the White House
As communal shite-house;
The best use made of it, I feel.
--- Anon

By now, nearly everyone knows
That by forcing new stem-cell lines closed,
Bush's promoting the ends
Of his Christian-Right friends,
With restrictions the public opposed.
--- Dr Limerick

The anti-abortionist Right
Has won without raising a fight;
Of the funds, not a portion
Pays for abortions --
The point is electoral might.
--- Dr Limerick

On stem-cells Bush is contemplative,
And "unusually deliberative;"
Tax cuts, Arctic drilling,
And state-sanctioned killing,
Didn't rate this much work cogitative.
--- Dr Limerick

In matters of public debate
Republican's say: "We trust states
To allocate funding,
Except for just one thing --
For sex, tell our teens to just wait.
--- Dr Limerick

George Bush says that he ain't condoning
Any outfit that does human cloning;
He knows goddamn well
That making stem cells
Deserves an Old Testamnet stoning.
--- Dr Limerick 11-27-01

The Senate's new bankruptcy bill
Includes quite a large poison pill;
Violet pro-lifers
Must still pay the piper;
They can't say "I'm bankrupt" at will.
--- Dr Limerick

Gee Dubya's elected it seems,
Although I still hope it's a dream.
It's fodder for grist;
Will his cabinet consist
Of his buddies Jack D. and Jim Beam.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Presidents ain't often coddled;
Adversarial ways are well modeled.
Johnson and Nixon,
Truman and Clinton
All embattled; Bush is embottled.
--- Dr Limerick 05-29-02

We know that Bill Clinton smoked pot,
And that Al also smoked it a lot.
And the Dubya would booze,
And the cops try to lose,
And in New Hampshire he finally got caught.
--- Anon

Dubya got caught in a lie
'Bout his '76 DUI.
"I was too ashamed";
It sounds pretty lame
From a holier-than-Gore kind of guy.
--- Dr Limerick 11-02-00

Since 9/11 Jenna and Barb
Are spending their days working hard,
With Daddy's permission
To start a commission
For National Fake I.D. Cards.
--- Dr Limerick 12-16-01

All babies in the U.S. of A.
Would be issued a card saying they
Had reached twenty-one
On the day they were born,
So bars must admit them today.
--- Dr Limerick 12-16-01

This is file cim

George W Bush is a pol
Who seems to have mastered STONEWALL.
Did he use cocaine?
The question's in vain,
'Cause he can no longer recall!
--- Observer

To his Yale days, Bush couldn't be truer
As he vows to kill off "evil-doers".
He read Superman Comics,
But not economics,
And gave lots of money to brewers.
--- Dr Limerick

"I was once irresponsibly young,"
Quipped George W., then bit his tongue.
"No, I won't play that game,
On the early time frame;
I won't say I'd dope in my lung!"
--- Prof M-G

The release of the Reagan-years papers,
Gives several Bushies the vapors;
Bush II's mostly run
By alums of Bush I,
Hoping not to confess youthful capers.
--- Dr Limerick

Bush says he's expanding the Peace Corps
As he's planning the we'll-never-cease wars.
A nice dividend
Is that shipping off Dems
Might increase his votes, and decrease Gore's.
--- Dr Limerick 02-21-02

The FBI's stopped its denying
Domestic surveillance and spying;
They admit their web searches,
Libraries and churches,
To see what you're reading and buying.
--- Dr Limerick 11-30-02

The GSA is keeping the keys
To the offices Dubya needs.
They won't let him in
'Til he scores a clean win,
Not a victory won by decrees.
--- Dr Limerick 11-27-00

The Council of Corporate Honchos
Said George should have carte blancho
To hire and fire
At his sole desire,
'Cause he should have his own Gestap-cho.
--- Dr Limerick 08-29-02

Your alarmist activities scare me.
I'd flee from this place should you dare me.
I'd expected obscurity
From Homeland Security,
Though I'm glad that you've tried to prepare me.
--- Mimi

The director of Homeland Security
Does not like to talk in obscurity,
And in case it seems wise
To tell a few lies,
He won't swear to truth or to purity.
--- Dr Limerick 05-01-02

To criticize Bush isn't fair,
For not stopping the September nightmare.
Even though FBI
Knew Al Qaeda could fly,
You'll find no intelligence there.
--- Limerick Savant

The GOP is quite emphatic;
The screw-up was just bureaucratic;
They're afraid if their role
Is not spun and controlled,
Then Congress will go Democratic.
--- Dr Limerick 05-25-02

The FBI's Mueller will rue
The day he said, "What should we do?"
But though FBI's lonely,
It's hardly the only
Agency without a clue.
--- Dr Limerick 11-02-01

A pig, flying first class for free,
As a passengers's pork therapy,
Went off on a tear
With the plane in mid-air,
From cocktails complimentary.
--- Dr Limerick 11-30-00

US Airways endured a black eye
When the pig ran amok in the sky.
Now our own FAA
Says that it was okay,
But it'll be years 'til you see a pig fly.
--- Dr Limerick 11-30-00

Welfare kids hoped their ship would come in,
But Jeb Bush's new child mandarin
Of most senior rank,
Thinks it's no crime to spank,
And leave bruises or welts on the skin!
--- Anon

Pursuing his notion of purity,
King George wants to strip the security
From the servants civil,
Who keep watchful vigil,
In underpaid, thankless obscurity.
--- Dr Limerick 09-04-02

As the clock approached 10:24
And the Prez looked so bushed he might snore,
Thought he, "Why's this debate
Running so very late?
It's an hour past my bedtime, or more!"
--- Anon

There once was a young man named Bush;
Spent his life turning his brains to mush.
Good speech skills he lacked,
But he was willing to act,
Whenever shove came to push.
--- Lew Rockwell

He was Texan right to the core,
So forget that Connecticut lore.
In his gubernatorial reign
He used eminent domain,
'Cause getting rich is what power is for.
--- Lew Rockwell

In 2000 he denounced fuzzy math
And wanted a humbler path.
Clinton bombed a bit much
And Dubya's Midas's touch
Would curb US military wrath.
--- Lew Rockwell

Clinton's spending on schools would be bested!
But at least the kids would be tested!
Social Security would stay,
But two percent of our pay
Would be stolen and privately invested!
--- Lew Rockwell

We can't let Gore win the election!
Just think of Supreme Court selection!
But might not be ideal
But he has some appeal,
And he'll move us in a better direction.
--- Lew Rockwell

He said he'd cut taxes a lot
And respect states with medical pot.
And after eight years of slick,
Many fell for his trick,
Thinking he was something that he was not.
--- Lew Rockwell

9/11! Mass murder and fear.
Nationalism kicks into gear.
You either with us or against,
And I'm president, hence
You'll worship the state, is that clear?
--- Lew Rockwell

I'll launch war on Afghanistan,
To overthrow the Taliban.
We've sent plenty of cash
To stomp poppies and hash,
But the regime's a threat to all man.
--- Lew Rockwell

The way we must win today's war,
Is to kill without keeping score.
Recall: we were attacked
And the Patriot Act
Will protect us from Amendment Four.
--- Lew Rockwell

Oh look! There's a treasury to raid!
And we need anti-AIDS foreign aid!
And more laws on campaigns
And the wisdom of Keynes
And strong tariffs to protect free trade.
--- Lew Rockwell

We need more import/export trade quotas!
So I'll tighten the screws an iota,
And I'll give you home loans,
Put free speech inside zones,
And speak backwards I will, just like Yoda.
--- Lew Rockwell

Speak backwards like George Orwell I do;
I speak lies but I say they are true.
With bombs liberate,
With destruction create
A world order both brave and new.
--- Lew Rockwell

Saddam is Hitler, but worse.
He's inflicted with a lunatic curse.
He'll give poison to those
Who regard us as foes; (??)
He belongs in a jail or a hearse!
--- Lew Rockwell

He's connected to bin Laden I'm sure
And a war is the only real cure;
My plan has no flaw:
They'll be shocked into awe
And we'll make Iraq free, happy, and pure.
--- Lew Rockwell

This war cost us billions and billions,
And I killed thousands of harmless civilians.
But the terrorests are bad
And they hated my dad.
And those Ay-rabs are inhuman reptilians.
--- Lew Rockwell


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