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We fight them there instead of here, I've lied about healthcare and debt; I hold my opponent in the hightest regard. Please forget the Iraqis dismembered, Old Dubya is in hot pursuit Where to let contracts, Bush found solutions; Let's see how each CEO crook, WorldCom saw a green light The passage of time will reveal The WorldCom executives say, The U.N. passed a resolution As Dubya's Dubai port deal falls, Make accountants accountable! See I'm predicting that my S.E.C. Farewell to two thousand and two; Slow justice is Justice denied; And those tried will even insist, Mr Halliburton said he was pissed; To my words Dubya Bush, you must harken; The lot of them should go to jail, So DPWorld bought out a Brit Politicians don't think it's a fit dish Now what might I mean by "tight fisted?" Dear Dubya will rant and will rail, Dubya claims he'll exact retribution George Senior had never defected We struck oil! We just hit! And hit big! Dubai running our ports makes me wince. As Bush read his corporate speech, The campaign shows no signs of strife; Those AVATARS of Wall Street shame; Corporate cronies, like peas in a pod, But before they were ready to go, An accountant from Glasgow named Mac Fines for fraud should be made very high, King George did a favor for Jebby, Were Anderson and Enron in bed, When Enron and such all imploded, Enron shouldn't have been in the red; It's a risk to invest, so we're told; When push came to shove, Kenneth Lay, (Astros played in Enron Stadium)
Substantial donations to Bush Since you're leaving, we're all going to miss you, Government; Business is fun General Thomas E White Dubya says corporate wrongs should be righted, BALNEOLOGY, says polymath, How apt should a corporate logo be? Bush and Cheney want people to think If you had any lingering notion We don't need no special prosecutor! As the White House is coming unraveled, (Lieberman has subpoened Enron records)
The smoking-gun memo's been found; Enron did a fierce evil deed, Ex-Enron employees are delighted; Enron's CEO, Kenneth L Lay, The lawyers who counsel Kenneth Lay They must have forgotten to mention Someone should warn Kenneth Lay, The guys who fostered Enron's dissolution, Since the rape of the Enron institution, A year past the energy crisis, Kenneth Lay, who's the QB of Enron, Unaware the firm's on its last legs, Just how Enron went down for the count, There once was a Washington twit You're taking grave risks if you say
But this war will become more severe;
Iran's snubbing its nose;
My impatience grows;
For more war, but I'll wait 'til next year.
--- Lew Rockwell
I've lied about weapons and threats.
I lie to you now;
I know no other way how
To belie the anti-Bush internets.
--- Lew Rockwell
He was in Nam. Me? National Guard.
But he says global test
And I say I won't rest
In fighting this war and it's hard!
--- Lew Rockwell
Just remember the eleventh, September.
Kerry wants govenment big
And as weak as a twig;
So remember, Vote Bush this November.
--- Lew Rockwell
Of the job that will bear him much fruit.
His goal he says -- education,
Big Tobacco and NRA teach our nation,
Just how to smoke and to shoot.
--- Dad
It's hard not to think of collusions,
When each contract lands
In the manicured hands,
Of those who made campaign contributions.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0407
Who faked the big corporate book,
Will fare there in court.
Since he's come up short,
I'm guessing he'll get off the hook.
--- Chris Papa
At the fetes of inaugural night;
As they danced the last dance,
They saw their big chance
With the prospects of punishment slight.
--- Dr Limerick
More examples of people who feel
Bush vs. Gore
Opened the door
When accounting rules all were repealed.
--- Dr Limerick
"Hey, what about Skilling and Lay?
If they ain't indicted,
The inference invited:
"For friends of the Prez, crime will pay."
--- Dr Limerick
Many thought a fair solution.
Dubya smirked his smirk;
Said, "I'll off that jerk.
It'll help our crude oil distribution."
--- Anon
Most Merkins thought he had big balls,
To cause such a flurry,
But we needn't worry...
He eavesdrops on all their phone calls.
--- Anon
You get auditors audited! We
Learn the Bush paradigm,
To fight corporate crime.
But then what should executives be?
--- Anon
Exonerates Cheney and me;
They'll whitewash a while,
Then nod, wink, and smile,
And say we're as clean as can be.
--- Dr Limerick
Trent Lott and Enron bad adieu.
Priestly scandals abounding,
Foreign dictators hounding,
And layoffs are making me blue.
--- Lynn Mostafa
And though it seems logic defied
The sum of all fears,
It surely appears
That very few ever'll be tried.
--- Chris Papa
Each was but a philanthropist.
And judge will agree,
(He's paid off, you see.)
And give them a tap on the wrist.
--- Chris Papa
That out on this contract they missed.
So Cheney went out
So see what was about,
And settle this time he'd been dissed.
--- Mad Poet
The hounds of suspicion are barkin'.
Of your insider trading
The proof isn 't fading,
And the true facts, your image will darken.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0209
The CPA's puffing the sail;
The lawyers and such
With their legal touch,
That still keep them out free on bail.
--- Chris Papa
Firm for some cash, quite a bit.
The land of free trade
And free speech is dismayed,
And Congress starts throwing the shit.
--- Tiddy Ogg
To serve to the people; they're skittish.
But then there's reports
We're just freeing the ports,
For the tight-fisted rule of the British.
--- John Miller
A firm stand when unions insisted
On exorbitant pay,
To goof off all day,
Or kickbacks politely resisted?
--- John Miller
"Those executive thieves we must nail."
But it's all just talk;
At action he'll balk
'Cause he won't put his buddies in jail.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0208
From crooks in the financial institution.
Tell me why, I pray,
That as of today,
There are still no indictments in Houston.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0209
From the lure of his oil interests protected.
He called on his son,
George Dubya, the gun,
To play with his toys, once elected.
--- Andy Sammut
Our accountant is doing a jig.
The energy biz
Takes a real money whiz.
The next step is to rig our finance...finance our rig.
--- Anon
Bush wants it, and words he won't mince.
So that's where he stands;
The guy who holds hands
With a Saudi Arabian prince.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun
The markets found new lows to reach.
His proposals are toothless
And executives, ruthless,
Will laugh as the new regs they breach.
--- Dr Limerick
We need conflict to bring it to life.
Bring in Tom DeLay;
He'll have plenty to say;
He can bring both his hooker and wife.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0411
The brokers who would shift the blame
To CEO friend,
Whose favors extend
To let them in their greedy game.
--- Chris Papa
Fleeced investors at home and abroad.
When the markets crashed down,
They packed up to leave town,
To avoid being strung up for fraud.
--- Betty Ann Cansano
They seeded their wallets with dough,
Hid their booty in haste
To prevent being traced,
For they heard that you reap what you sow.
--- Betty Ann Cansano
This is file chm
Told his client, "It must be a hack,
For your company is
Doing excellent bizz.
It should be quite well in the black!"
--- Alexander Baron
But our lawmakers simply won't try.
They're awfully benign
Toward white collar crime,
Because, "There, if l'm caught, will go I."
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0209
To trick local voters to think, maybe
For oil they'll not drill,
But we all know they will,
Right after the votes of Novembie.
--- Dr Limerick 05-30-02
While investors were being misled?
SEC's seeking proof
But the two stay aloof
From the Feds who cannot find a shred.
--- Limerick Savant
And the stockholders' money eroded,
CEOs, with a sneer,
Had an excellent year,
Claiming, "I didn't know it was loaded."
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0209
"Things are peachy," the auditors said.
Arthur Anderson's guys
Had their tricks and their lies,
But integrity? Hardly a "shred."
--- Larry Hollister
Just like Enron, your fortune might fold.
When your own CEO
Rips you off, you should know
To get even, wait 'til he's paroled.
--- Larry Hollister
Swept morality out of the way.
The investors he'd wooed
Were now totally screwed.
And now where will the poor Astros play?
--- Larry Hollister
May have given these fellows a push.
Giving money to Cheney
Was also quite brainy,
But everyone's now saying "Shush!"
--- Larry Hollister
And the best of good fortune we wish you.
'Cause the value today
Of you 401-k
Is a tad less than one Kleenex tissue.
--- Larry Hollister
Bean Counters say "Diligence done!"
They look straight in your eyes
And tell you their lies.
Then take the money Enron!
--- Richard E Olsen
Made power's price soar overnight,
To rape California
Of its cpa-cornia
And collet lots of cash for the Right.
--- Dr Limerick 05-08-02
Lest the public's faith would be blighted.
With Skilling, Lay, and Fastow,
Using Enron as their cash cow,
How come nobody in Houston's been indicted.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0209
May not have a good aftermath.
For post dot.com con
And dear old Enron,
All investors have taken a bath.
--- Daniel Ford
It should show a firm's philosophy.
Ken Lay made a perfect choice
As he rode in his Rolls Royce;
For Enron, he used the crooked E.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0209
Between Enron and them, there's no link.
GAO asks for info;
The Bushes say "Hell No"!
Their refusal is causing a stink.
--- Parker Waterman P0203
That Bush would show zeal and devotion
To clearing the air
Over his tender care
Of Enron, just dump that emotion.
--- Dr Limerick 02-05-02
My DOJ trouble-shooters,
Will follow the money
Like flies after honey,
And see that our traces are obscutered.
--- Dr Limerick 02-05-02
Senator Lieberman as chairman, has gaveled
The committee vote
To demand the whole tote,
At which the poor Bushies have caviled.
--- Dr Limerick 05-22-02
It shows Enron's plan for its pound
Of Golden State flesh;
Electricity's mesh
Will not work if some plants we shut down.
--- Dr Limerick 05-07-02
A ghoulish GOLCONDA of greed,
With stealing obscene,
The CEO's preen,
While honest employees just bleed.
--- Chris Papa
Perhaps a great wrong will be righted.
What greedy men wrought,
Will be exposed in court;
Bush's Kenny Boy HAS been indicted.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0408
Is having a very bad day.
His accounting is funny;
He ran out of money;
A judge will soon put him away.
--- Parker Waterman P0203
Came forward this morning to say
He won't testify
And the reason why
Is that Senators minds he can't sway.
--- Dr Limerick 02-03-02
That Lay would be smart for abstention.
Revelations each day
Make it evident Lay
Will be spending some time in detention.
--- Dr Limerick 02-03-02
The Senate's a poor place to play
On-upmanship games;
These Senator aim
To teach him they'll brook no delay.
--- Dr Limerick 02-04-02
We fear were granted blanket absolution.
Mr Lay and his minions,
Keep ill-gotten millions;
Is this linked to campaign contribution?
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0209
There's been no hint of trial or retribution.
Skilling, Faskow and Lay,
Go on their merry way;
This is linked to campaign contributions.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0209
At last, FERC will view the devices
Used by Enron, et alia,
To cause market failure,
Yielding cash of which Bush got large slices.
--- Dr Limerick 02-13-02
Knew just what to spend extra cash on;
To the GOP
He gave lavishly,
As Anderson fell for his end run.
--- Dr Limerick 12-03-01
The employees put in their nest eggs.
But Kenneth was selling
And surely not telling,
Their savings would soon be goose eggs.
--- Dr Limerick 12-03-01
While executives spared no amount
Of stockholders savings,
To sate their own cravings;
Even Anderson cannot account.
--- Limerick Savant
Whose policy smelled just like shit.
We sink in depression;
Free speech in supression.
Solution? Professional hit.
--- Hugh Clary
That the pinhead who runs U.S.A.
Should be snuffed. Ashcroft's guys
Will give you a surprise:
One-way trip to Guantanamo Bay.
--- Scott Cramer
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