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When Katrina made shove come to push, Local Republicans ought, Well, it happened today at the White House, Not caring if the polls say no, It's not that I don't hate; I do. Although, by Allah, they caught Saddam, I used to like Texas a lot. Dubya says, "I thought everyone knew, George Bush has become a dictator. A right leaning trunk spewed a wad My aim is to needle and pester (Bush wins in 2004)
Hey, I've got some pics of my own! I've got some of house speaker Newt, I'm a godless America-hater, Where did Bush get the delusion The protesters caused so much grief When you think that you run the Free World, All the rednecks who voted for hate, Bush cronies will not say goodbye We're not talking 'bout bowls of C Rice All the loot is just there to be taken, To give away our ports for some gravy, Cash in, again and again, Impeachment's not what it was then. Inauguration's planned demonstration In his final four years, we've been stuck Poor Dubya has run out of luck. I do not like all these old Bush's The buffoon's now begun to explain They say he's most charming and debonair There was an ex-president named Bill, King George hates to be second guessed; There are drinks that are known as Punch Never mind where those nukes of Iraq's is! The election is over; we're dead, The right wing would call me impertinent, The President of France named Chirac There was a young man in a rush, Bush wants you to think it's a sign (Bush goes to Florida)
In the White House we have Dick and Bush, Chickens come home to roost and that's that. Not to morbidly overembellish, I'll accuse George of everything vile, I will hold up his sins for inspection; While I'm at it, I'll make fun of his kid. As he signed farmer-aid legislation, So now it's two thousand and six, Good wishes to twenty-ought-three. Republicans fight with the dirt As we're climbing up out of recession, For people, when working they're not, Consumers are drasticly easin' The bears are outrunning the steers, Whether it is the national debt In New York I heard Ed Rendell speak. Mississippi is ahead of us If Rendell gets his way, you can bet The legislature must have the guts The impending election truce'll What is the latest update The economy's hitting the brakes, The Dow-Jones did nothing at all, The White House gets blame or gets credit When jobs are quite easy to find, It's clear that our make-believe POTUS It's official; we're in a recession,
Who was last to get up off his tush?
Very few seemed to mind,
He lagged so far behind;
Still the blithering, blathering Bush.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0512Q
Whenever by voters they're caught
Helping Bush subsidize
A bunch of rich guys,
To say, Bush is the one who was bought.
--- Dr Limerick 11-04-01
When our President first opened his mouth.
As filmed by Cable NN
It showed exactly when
The swinging camera revealed him a louse.
--- Anon
So says the face Dubya does show.
But this song and dance
And the damn-the-polls stance,
He takes because the polls say so!
--- Phil T
It happens just thinking of you.
No healthcare, no job,
You're stupid; a snob.
Now the country's deep in your doodoo.
--- Anon
Osama is still on the lam.
Taxes, interest rates are low;
Where did jobs and paychecks go?
I'm disappointed by Uncle Sam.
--- Lynn Mostafa
It's home of the Pun-off, and hot.
But it gave us Dubya.
Now doesn't that trouble ya?
Do I still like it? Well, not!
--- Cynthia MacGregor
I just love all those people of hue!
I've been known to go bowlin',
With Condi and Colin,
And I once even talked to a Jew!"
--- Anon
Poor Laura should say "You've been greater!"
And those little bots,
The dictator tots,
Should say "So long, Dad, see ya later."
--- Anon
So strong that it splattered Riyadh.
Deceit fills Bush goo
And tries to fool you;
On well laid plans he runs roughshod.
--- Anon
'Til puns I inflict start to fester.
And now it appears
I have four more years,
Self-inflicted, to serve as court jester.
--- Limerick Savant
Two nuns sucking mountain goat bone,
While G. W. Bush
Fucks the goat in the tush.
Well its gotta be him or his clone.
--- Anon
Blowing G W's skin flute,
While two negro pages
Are earning their wages,
By poking them both up the poot.
--- Anon
And abortionist anti-war traitor,
And a flag-burning fairy,
'Cause I voted for Kerry,
Though Dubya's a better dictator.
--- Charles
He's Gulliver, we're Lilliputians?
His success is on basis
Of Pop's friends in high places,
And contempt for the U.S. Constitution.
--- Dr Limerick 02-08-02
By yelling out "Hail to the Thief",
That to prevent such abuse,
Until Florida's defused,
Bush won't let bands play "Hail to the Chief".
--- Dr Limerick 02-05-01
And your mind is all twisted and curled,
And your dad was the same,
Just who is to blame,
As your halfwitted plans are unfurled.
--- Sue Carey
Passing gay-marriage bans in their state,
Must feel great distress,
When Bush talks to the press,
And announces he has a mandate.
--- Charles
To a company named the Dubai.
But it's just been reported
Their vision's distorted
By big payoffs to sweeten the pie.
--- mdt1
Or small dollars of Lobbyist Vice;
The heavy is Cheney
Of Halliburton chicanery,
And Rummie's been paid off his price.
--- mdt1
The Repubs say bring home the bacon.
The deals not stopped by J Christ,
Nor the insider, Bill Frist.
The Treasury is surely mistaken.
--- mdt1
(New Jersey now wants its own navy)
Neither Calvin nor Hobbs
Nor even Lou Dobbs
Can stop Capitalists who have gone crazy.
--- mdt1
And do it with just a smug grin.
The Saudi's wear a smile;
Bush Senior's beguiled.
Impeachment's the place to begin.
--- mdt1
Today, take a HORRIFIC sin.
Thousands are dead
And still more ahead.
The Democrats now must begin.
--- Dennis M Hammes
At Dubya's inauguration,
Is drawing the eyes
Of undercover-cop spies;
They complained of this infiltration.
--- Election 2000
With a leader whose judgments all suck,
And his ratings thus far,
Have been so below par,
He seems dubbed to the realm of Dame Luck.
--- Bob Giandomenico
His own party says, "Man, you suck!"
Now what can he do?
The Red White and Blue
For dinner is having lame duck.
--- Anon
Political party that pushes.
It's shrubbery to fore
And naught but a bore;
Let's kick 'em out on their big tushes.
--- Anon
How mistakes may have caused U.S. pain.
Since Iraq's gone so well,
And Iran's promised hell,
Now that Shrub needs him, where is John Wayne?
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0607
And his moral lapses are really quite rare;
And our Pres is a whiz
At the fund raising biz;
But as for the White House: He's never there!
--- Lynn Mostafa
Who ran the nation with great skill.
To the Repubs surprise,
The surplus and job rise.
Now Dubya has deleted the till.
--- Anon
He'd rather see nods and be yessed.
Which is why he adores
The officer corps
And hand-picked Republican guests.
--- Dr Limerick 05-17-02
And in England, some cartoons, a bunch.
Thanks SFA and Marty
Who have come to the party,
But afraid to eat Dubya for lunch.
--- Anon
This is file cgm
Disregard that evildoer Axis!
We the people don't care-a!
Bush'll vanquish the terra!
More important, he won't raise our taxes!
--- Charles
Since by the Pied Piper we're led.
Now the blatant deceivers
Have shown their true believers
How to dance on their Dubya's pinhead.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0503
But I wish on the stars in the firmiment,
That there was a way
On a very near day,
To make Dubya's vacation more permanent.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0509
Gave Dubya's domination a shock.
It's not either-or;
"'Tis war I abhor.
You're not the only kid on the block."
--- Anon
Whose head was the same as his tush.
His rectum and brain
Contained one and the same;
Never short of manure: George Bush.
--- Chris Cleirigh
Of his confident aura sublime.
But most of us see
The old tendency
To return to the scene of the crime.
--- Dr Limerick 03-11-01
Which is symbolic for pull and push.
With Bush at the head
And Dick by his stead,
They'll screw our American tush!
--- Anon
Shrub's now done so in nothing flat.
The appointees are fleeing
And what we are seeing,
Are sinking ships leaving the rat.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0607
But this second term's gonna be hellish.
Playing catch up like Heinz,
While the right goes and dines
On what's left of our country with relish.
--- Charles
And point out he lies with a smile.
I will slander his wife
And his mother; his life
Will be open for public defile.
--- Jeanie
His past business deals lack convention.
And make certain he's hung
For all sins done while young;
Hint he's guilty of murder, sans conviction.
--- Jeanie
And shine light on each thing that he's hid.
I will lay at his door
All those horrors and more...
After all, that's what the GOP did.
--- Jeanie
He praised values that support our nation.
"Unlike a federal clerk,
Farmers value hard work!"
Then 'twas time to resume his vacation.
--- Dr Limerick
And Bush is still up to his tricks,
And many still think
That his policies stink,
And there's much that he really can't fix.
--- Cap'n Bean
First: the return of prosperity.
Better weather'd be nice;
And less CEO vice.
Stop saber-rattling; try diplomacy.
--- Lynn Mostafa
'Cause Dubya is now a dead cert
To lose when he runs,
Because the big guns
Of business have now lost their shirt.
--- Archie
The House, in a triumphant session
Approved a fine bill,
Its sponsors say will
Give stimulus, after a fashion.
--- Dr Limerick 03-07-02
Will get more checks than they had thought.
For business, a write-off
Of costs that they bite off;
And a few scraps to sweeten the pot.
--- Dr Limerick 03-07-02
Spending, this holiday season.
The experts are guessin',
A comin' recession
Is some little part of the reason.
--- Election 2000
Exponentially stoking our fears;
George Dubya Hoover
Was not the prime mover,
But he's in there now, earning jeers.
--- Dr Limerick
Or some terrible terrorist threat,
You can see from the smug
And bored look on his mug,
Such things do not cause Bush to fret.
--- Phil T
What he had to say made my knees weak.
His fiscal solution
Is pure convolution
Of budget management. Things look bleak.
--- Al Bienstock
And he thinks that for them it's a plus.
Take on bond debt, says he.
Those with sense don't agree --
That non-starter we shouldn't discuss.
--- Al Bienstock
One of the things we're sure to get
Is a mortgage to pay
By our children some day.
He says that we don't have enough debt.
--- Al Bienstock
To impose deep and tough budget cuts.
We should not just borrow
Against some tomorrow --
If they adopt Rendell's plan , they're nuts!
--- Al Bienstock
Return us to business as usual.
Approaching disaster
Means interest falls faster,
Which for a healthy market is crucial.
--- Election 2000
On the national jobless rate?
It's growing faster
Than an Oleaster (Russian olive)
On abandoned real estate.
--- Timothy Torkildson
Giving brokers and traders the shakes.
Now experts opine
Interest rates will decline,
But that may not be all that it takes.
--- Election 2000
Despite Bush's clarion call.
And reiteration
Of "self-regulation"
But of real reform, none at all.
--- Dr Limerick
For the way the economy's headed.
But with every word
We're not reassured,
As Bush shows he just doesn't get it.
--- Dr Limerick
You needn't endure the old grind.
Now things are much harder,
So you play the martyr,
And pray your old grind don't unwind.
--- M Silverstein P0304
Is hoping that no one will notice
That fiscal disaster
Came deeper and faster,
Than promised last spring when he snowed us.
--- Dr Limerick
Together with war and repression;
Throw in some anthrax
Or airborne attacks --
If you ask me, it's a depression.
--- Dr Limerick 11-26-01
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