Urban legend and scandal have linked her There was a young lady of Butte I ache for your body curvaceous; A redhead that drops them? That's neat. She clamped like a vise when they started; Remember that girl named Jess? Our Polly's the one for snail trails There once was a girl named Maureen, She then popped her gum with a smack, The meat that festoons from her breeches, While dancing the tango, Miss Lucy, There was a young man of Belgrade, You might find me all snuggly and hot, Before you crew her caboose, There was a young woman from Chester, There once was a whore known as Marge, Of lovers I've had quite a few, When we first made love, you and me, Witch Hazel was stirring her pot, A philosopher, walking the shore, There was an old whore of the Azores, (Would snap at the the meat,)
When Johnny was dating Miss Jean, Our Dear Carol's sweet fragrant juices "Your snatch is so wet, Darling Pussy," I doubt that there's many among us There once were two bums from the street, A student named Cookie played hooky. A woman said, "Give me a hoist, There once was a girl named Goldie, Miss Cockburn, who lives in Peru, Russell had a lard-ass named Gail; There once was a girl named Dale, My whore serves a Super Bowl snack
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A Baker girl's confectionary selection She takes the yeast from the infection When horny young Timothy Tim "Uncle Tom", said Aunt Jill, "you should know, Her husband's a pimp, and will share There once was a girl, Abigail, There was a young fellow named Gable There once was a chick who wore glasses, Practicality of tissues pose issues; I sat on the subway rail bench, There once was a woman named Betty A thoughtful young fellow named Slatter I once knew a girl named Maureen; My lover is fond of my bod, The black silky hair of the East; A horny old man of Dubuque Oh lovely young maiden so fair, There once was a girl name of Sybil I ain't got a barrel of money; Men aren't too fussy these days; I'm so jealous of my girl, Dolores, I am really worried about my Mrs. The welfare they buy me my shoes; A cautious young fellow named Luntz An auld London wench yclept Plath A fellow while muffing a twat, A careless young lady named Hussey, My dear Marylou, every morn, There once was a woman named Pymm, There once was a girl name of Sybil There once lived an old slut named Abby, (Her pants are all shit-filled and baggy.)
There was a young fellow named Beggs In Punmu, the best thing to hunt While earning some cash on her back,
To men who have diamond-and-minked her,
But she earned all those things
Blowing bubbles and rings
In her bath, with her vaginal sphincter.
--- Jemstone P0504
Who was rather obsessively cute;
She perfected a pink
Little vaginal wink
That was simply too-too! -- and she knew it.
--- Keith MacMillan A073Ca
Your ass and your bristols bodacious;
Your eye-popping nips,
Pulchritudinous hips
And the clench of your pussy voracious.
--- Peter Wilkins
That sort of girl can't be beat.
But her athletic quim
May well suck you in;
Wear snowshoes on both of your feet!
--- Tiddy Ogg a
He feared that they'd never be parted.
With a twist of her wrist,
Removed it where she pissed,
And shoved it back in where she farted.
--- John Miller
Yesterday, put my hand up her dress.
What was 'twixt her thighs,
Caught me by surprise,
A festering pus-filled abcess!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
On hills and then down through the vales.
With dripping wet lips,
She cunningly slips
All over the bodies of males.
--- Archie
Whose cunt wasn't kept very clean.
The come would drip out
Of her smelly old spout,
Which she scraped up and ate with Saltines.
--- Anon
As her fingers dug into her crack.
"If it wasn't for scabs
From these nibbling crabs,
I could offer you fellows a snack."
--- Anon
Could give you the crabs, maybe leeches.
Your generous bender
I pray won't engender
A pair, tight and rosy like peaches.
--- Anon
With each dip would grow ever more juicy.
Till her dance partner slipped
On some juice she had dripped,
So they danced the horizontal Watusi.
--- Anon
Who slept with a girl in the trade.
She said to him, "Jack,
Try the hole round the back.
The front one is badly decayed."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G0933
With a pus-filled infected twat,
Till your dick gets crusty
And starts smelling musty,
Then falls off from gangrene and rot.
--- Carol
Make sure you send her to douche.
Or when you pull from her hole
Your satisfied pole,
Shit from your dick you will sluice.
--- Anon
Who said to the man who undressed her,
"You'll find it best, dear,
To approach from the rear.
The front is beginning to fester."
--- Anon
Who had a cunt-chancre so large,
A john missed the hole
And pussed-up his pole,
Then doubled the sore's creamy charge.
--- Anon
But none of them thrilled me like you.
Your fabulous twat
Is so juicy and hot,
That it drives me quite wild when we screw.
--- Michael Horgan
You were randy as randy could be.
And your cute little cunny
Produced so much honey,
That we had some left over for tea.
--- Michael Horgan
While furiously rubbing her twat.
With a big toothless grin,
She came and fell in,
And wetter than ever, her twat got.
--- Desso
Was ignoring the pleas of a whore.
But he said he would screw
If she had something new,
So she offered a festering sore.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1743
Whose cunt was all covered with sores.
The dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung in festoons from her drawers.
--- L1073
He complained of her cunt which was green
And all covered with mold,
But he soon was consoled --
She got Fido to lick it off clean.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0833
That dribble from several sluices
Draw my blue-veined snake
Inside her sponge cake;
Uncoiling, sweet bliss he produces.
--- Randog
Said Double-0-Seven, "Debussy
Must have thought of you there
When composing La Mer,
Its flood is so frequent and juicy."
--- Anon
Could resist a twat so humunguous,
With corners uncharted
That smells like she's farted,
And grows her unique furry fungus.
--- Anon
Who couldn't fine victuals to eat.
One said to the other,
"No way we'll starve, brother.
Let's eat the girl's bicycle seat."
--- David Miller
In Chinatown just for some nookie,
She met a Chinese
With an Asian disease,
And came home with her cookie all gookie.
--- Pierce Evans
I want to grab hold of that joist."
But the guy as he boost her
Inadvertently goosed her
In that place where a woman gets moist.
--- Bob Birch
Who wasn't too young or too oldie.
But no one would fuck her,
Finger or suck her,
Cause her pussy was green and all moldy!
--- Anon
Is called "Chimney" because of her flue,
Which needs sweeping each day
To keep fungi away,
And a build-up of cheesy green goo.
--- Anon
On her tuna boat, he wanted to sail.
On an ocean of fleas
And a river of cheese;
You can bet he harpooned that whale.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who was Andy's private piece of tail.
He'd tickle her spout
Till her juices ran out,
Which he'd drink from a ten gallon pail.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Of hot cheese hors d'oeuvres (yummy, smack!);
They're easy to eat;..
She lays at my feet,
And dishes them up from her crack.
--- Anon
Invites your much closer inspection.
But if you go there,
You'd better beware
Of her festering vaginal infection.
--- Donald McGill
Which she uses for further inspection,
For gingerbread men
Which you may eat when
You pick out your choice of selection.
--- Donald McGill
Met virginal Kimberley Kim,
Their natural urges
Caused Timothy's surges,
And Kimberley's jizzimy quim.
--- Peter Wilkins
What a thrill to peek at your elbow.
And watch, when I'm able,
Them hitting the table,
As you make my sweet pussy juice flow".
--- Jim Weaver Collection
(For a lucrative fee) the quite rare
Connubial privilege
Of licking the dribblage,
That oozes from 'round her cunt hair.
--- G0909
Who had things common with a snail.
After fucking all day,
She'd slither away,
Leaving behind her, a trail.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who picked up a whore dressed in sable.
But her filth made him shiver,
So he looked for a river
Which would flush out the Augean Stable.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2877a
Who wondered why all guys made passes.
For she could not see,
Just between you and me,
That her snatch dripped down like molasses.
--- Anon
They're often exploited for miss-use.
This statement sounds blunt:
I most like a moist cunt,
So I'm using no tissues for Miss Sue's.
--- Anon
Right next to a hot sexy wench.
When she rose, saw a stain,
So behind did remain
To bend down and smell the sweet stench.
--- Anon
Whose cunt hair stuck like spaghetti.
She was covered in sleaze
All the way to her knees;
And to part her legs, a machete.
--- Rich Goebel
Had fucked an old whore name of Hatter.
She was slimy with pus
But he raised not a fuss,
He just made the best of the matter.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1745
Her cunt was a mass of gangrene.
But health nuts, she found,
Would still eat her mound,
'Cause maggots are high in protein.
--- Anon
But sometimes I find it odd;
While rubbing and stroking,
Prodding and poking,
She drips more than when dick shoots a wad!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The sight of my shaft as a feast.
A drizzle of soy.
A whimper of joy.
The ooze of thick natural yeast.
--- H Welchel
Made a deal with a harlot, a fluke.
But her cunt was so foul,
That he said with a scowl,
"Tell me, where is your pisspot to puke?"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1495
Your dripping snatch needs some more care.
But to say it quite blunt,
I'm not gonna lick cunt,
'Cause I don't like to chew all day, hair.
--- Anon
Whose pussy was all of a dribble.
With lust unrequited
Though nightly excited
By Roger the Gardener's dibble.
--- Peter Wilkins
Maybe I'm ragged and funny,
But I'll travel the road,
And get his damn load
Each night and my twat'll be runny.
--- Travis Brasell
All sorts of snatch garner praise.
I'll take mine with cheese
And ask, if you please,
What's tuna without mayonnaise?
--- Anon
That I sniff each new stain on her drawers.
But I can't find a match
For one slimy wet patch;
Seems the spunk is not mine...is it yours?
--- F Ormatsee
I wonder where she's getting her krs.
There's this big oozing scratch
In the thatch 'round her snatch,
Alongside the hole where she prs.
--- Herkin
The pimp man, he gets me the booze.
The guy with the dick
Makes my pussy get sick,
But I don't need K-Y when I ooze.
--- Bob Birch P9902
Was hailed by a grimy whore, once.
But he said to her, "Gertie,
Although fucking is dirty,
I fuck only the cleanest of cunts!"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2172
Saith, "Chaucer, you sore need a bath!"
But he claimed his weiner
Be a damned sight far cleaner
Than holes he espied that she hath.
--- Armand E Singer 963
Encountered a substance like snot,
Which on further analysis
Wasn't vaginal dialysis
But the load he had previously shot.
--- Anon
In fucking was not very fussy.
She was screwed by a cabbie
Whose pecker was scabby,
And now Hussey's pussy is pussy.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1723
Eats a waffle while looking at porn.
The syrup that drips
From her pink puffy lips,
She reuses in spite of my scorn!
--- Anon
Who had a remarkable quim.
It wasn't the size
That attracted the flies,
But crystallized semen on the rim.
--- G0865
Whose pussy was all of a-dribble
With lust unrequited,
Though nightly excited
By Roger the gardener's dibble.
--- Anon
Whose tits were so soft and flabby.(stretch-mark and flabby)
To this filthy old whore; (That takes many a dump;)
Her cunt, it was pus-filled and scabby.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who took his girl down a few pegs.
He said she's unclean,
And the foulest he'd seen;
So she left with her tail 'tween her legs.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2855
Are pigs which are feral and grunt,
Because all the women
Have dripping old quim 'n'
They simply don't smell like a cunt.
--- Archie
An old whore exposes her crack,
All covered with jisms
(They're both hers and his'ms)
A gooey and slimy snail track.
--- Archie