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Urban legend and scandal have linked her
To men who have diamond-and-minked her,
But she earned all those things
Blowing bubbles and rings
In her bath, with her vaginal sphincter.
--- Jemstone P0504

There was a young lady of Butte
Who was rather obsessively cute;
She perfected a pink
Little vaginal wink
That was simply too-too! -- and she knew it.
--- Keith MacMillan A073Ca

I ache for your body curvaceous;
Your ass and your bristols bodacious;
Your eye-popping nips,
Pulchritudinous hips
And the clench of your pussy voracious.
--- Peter Wilkins

A redhead that drops them? That's neat.
That sort of girl can't be beat.
But her athletic quim
May well suck you in;
Wear snowshoes on both of your feet!
--- Tiddy Ogg a

She clamped like a vise when they started;
He feared that they'd never be parted.
With a twist of her wrist,
Removed it where she pissed,
And shoved it back in where she farted.
--- John Miller

Remember that girl named Jess?
Yesterday, put my hand up her dress.
What was 'twixt her thighs,
Caught me by surprise,
A festering pus-filled abcess!
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Our Polly's the one for snail trails
On hills and then down through the vales.
With dripping wet lips,
She cunningly slips
All over the bodies of males.
--- Archie

There once was a girl named Maureen,
Whose cunt wasn't kept very clean.
The come would drip out
Of her smelly old spout,
Which she scraped up and ate with Saltines.
--- Anon

She then popped her gum with a smack,
As her fingers dug into her crack.
"If it wasn't for scabs
From these nibbling crabs,
I could offer you fellows a snack."
--- Anon

The meat that festoons from her breeches,
Could give you the crabs, maybe leeches.
Your generous bender
I pray won't engender
A pair, tight and rosy like peaches.
--- Anon

While dancing the tango, Miss Lucy,
With each dip would grow ever more juicy.
Till her dance partner slipped
On some juice she had dripped,
So they danced the horizontal Watusi.
--- Anon

There was a young man of Belgrade,
Who slept with a girl in the trade.
She said to him, "Jack,
Try the hole round the back.
The front one is badly decayed."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G0933

You might find me all snuggly and hot,
With a pus-filled infected twat,
Till your dick gets crusty
And starts smelling musty,
Then falls off from gangrene and rot.
--- Carol

Before you crew her caboose,
Make sure you send her to douche.
Or when you pull from her hole
Your satisfied pole,
Shit from your dick you will sluice.
--- Anon

There was a young woman from Chester,
Who said to the man who undressed her,
"You'll find it best, dear,
To approach from the rear.
The front is beginning to fester."
--- Anon

There once was a whore known as Marge,
Who had a cunt-chancre so large,
A john missed the hole
And pussed-up his pole,
Then doubled the sore's creamy charge.
--- Anon

Of lovers I've had quite a few,
But none of them thrilled me like you.
Your fabulous twat
Is so juicy and hot,
That it drives me quite wild when we screw.
--- Michael Horgan

When we first made love, you and me,
You were randy as randy could be.
And your cute little cunny
Produced so much honey,
That we had some left over for tea.
--- Michael Horgan

Witch Hazel was stirring her pot,
While furiously rubbing her twat.
With a big toothless grin,
She came and fell in,
And wetter than ever, her twat got.
--- Desso

A philosopher, walking the shore,
Was ignoring the pleas of a whore.
But he said he would screw
If she had something new,
So she offered a festering sore.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1743

There was an old whore of the Azores,
Whose cunt was all covered with sores.
The dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung in festoons from her drawers.

(Would snap at the the meat,)
--- L1073

When Johnny was dating Miss Jean,
He complained of her cunt which was green
And all covered with mold,
But he soon was consoled --
She got Fido to lick it off clean.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0833

Our Dear Carol's sweet fragrant juices
That dribble from several sluices
Draw my blue-veined snake
Inside her sponge cake;
Uncoiling, sweet bliss he produces.
--- Randog

"Your snatch is so wet, Darling Pussy,"
Said Double-0-Seven, "Debussy
Must have thought of you there
When composing La Mer,
Its flood is so frequent and juicy."
--- Anon

I doubt that there's many among us
Could resist a twat so humunguous,
With corners uncharted
That smells like she's farted,
And grows her unique furry fungus.
--- Anon

There once were two bums from the street,
Who couldn't fine victuals to eat.
One said to the other,
"No way we'll starve, brother.
Let's eat the girl's bicycle seat."
--- David Miller

A student named Cookie played hooky.
In Chinatown just for some nookie,
She met a Chinese
With an Asian disease,
And came home with her cookie all gookie.
--- Pierce Evans

A woman said, "Give me a hoist,
I want to grab hold of that joist."
But the guy as he boost her
Inadvertently goosed her
In that place where a woman gets moist.
--- Bob Birch

There once was a girl named Goldie,
Who wasn't too young or too oldie.
But no one would fuck her,
Finger or suck her,
Cause her pussy was green and all moldy!
--- Anon

Miss Cockburn, who lives in Peru,
Is called "Chimney" because of her flue,
Which needs sweeping each day
To keep fungi away,
And a build-up of cheesy green goo.
--- Anon

Russell had a lard-ass named Gail;
On her tuna boat, he wanted to sail.
On an ocean of fleas
And a river of cheese;
You can bet he harpooned that whale.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

There once was a girl named Dale,
Who was Andy's private piece of tail.
He'd tickle her spout
Till her juices ran out,
Which he'd drink from a ten gallon pail.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

My whore serves a Super Bowl snack
Of hot cheese hors d'oeuvres (yummy, smack!);
They're easy to eat;..
She lays at my feet,
And dishes them up from her crack.
--- Anon

This is file azl

A Baker girl's confectionary selection
Invites your much closer inspection.
But if you go there,
You'd better beware
Of her festering vaginal infection.
--- Donald McGill

She takes the yeast from the infection
Which she uses for further inspection,
For gingerbread men
Which you may eat when
You pick out your choice of selection.
--- Donald McGill

When horny young Timothy Tim
Met virginal Kimberley Kim,
Their natural urges
Caused Timothy's surges,
And Kimberley's jizzimy quim.
--- Peter Wilkins

"Uncle Tom", said Aunt Jill, "you should know,
What a thrill to peek at your elbow.
And watch, when I'm able,
Them hitting the table,
As you make my sweet pussy juice flow".
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Her husband's a pimp, and will share
(For a lucrative fee) the quite rare
Connubial privilege
Of licking the dribblage,
That oozes from 'round her cunt hair.
--- G0909

There once was a girl, Abigail,
Who had things common with a snail.
After fucking all day,
She'd slither away,
Leaving behind her, a trail.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

There was a young fellow named Gable
Who picked up a whore dressed in sable.
But her filth made him shiver,
So he looked for a river
Which would flush out the Augean Stable.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2877a

There once was a chick who wore glasses,
Who wondered why all guys made passes.
For she could not see,
Just between you and me,
That her snatch dripped down like molasses.
--- Anon

Practicality of tissues pose issues;
They're often exploited for miss-use.
This statement sounds blunt:
I most like a moist cunt,
So I'm using no tissues for Miss Sue's.
--- Anon

I sat on the subway rail bench,
Right next to a hot sexy wench.
When she rose, saw a stain,
So behind did remain
To bend down and smell the sweet stench.
--- Anon

There once was a woman named Betty
Whose cunt hair stuck like spaghetti.
She was covered in sleaze
All the way to her knees;
And to part her legs, a machete.
--- Rich Goebel

A thoughtful young fellow named Slatter
Had fucked an old whore name of Hatter.
She was slimy with pus
But he raised not a fuss,
He just made the best of the matter.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1745

I once knew a girl named Maureen;
Her cunt was a mass of gangrene.
But health nuts, she found,
Would still eat her mound,
'Cause maggots are high in protein.
--- Anon

My lover is fond of my bod,
But sometimes I find it odd;
While rubbing and stroking,
Prodding and poking,
She drips more than when dick shoots a wad!
--- Jim Weaver Collection

The black silky hair of the East;
The sight of my shaft as a feast.
A drizzle of soy.
A whimper of joy.
The ooze of thick natural yeast.
--- H Welchel

A horny old man of Dubuque
Made a deal with a harlot, a fluke.
But her cunt was so foul,
That he said with a scowl,
"Tell me, where is your pisspot to puke?"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1495

Oh lovely young maiden so fair,
Your dripping snatch needs some more care.
But to say it quite blunt,
I'm not gonna lick cunt,
'Cause I don't like to chew all day, hair.
--- Anon

There once was a girl name of Sybil
Whose pussy was all of a dribble.
With lust unrequited
Though nightly excited
By Roger the Gardener's dibble.
--- Peter Wilkins

I ain't got a barrel of money;
Maybe I'm ragged and funny,
But I'll travel the road,
And get his damn load
Each night and my twat'll be runny.
--- Travis Brasell

Men aren't too fussy these days;
All sorts of snatch garner praise.
I'll take mine with cheese
And ask, if you please,
What's tuna without mayonnaise?
--- Anon

I'm so jealous of my girl, Dolores,
That I sniff each new stain on her drawers.
But I can't find a match
For one slimy wet patch;
Seems the spunk is not mine...is it yours?
--- F Ormatsee

I am really worried about my Mrs.
I wonder where she's getting her krs.
There's this big oozing scratch
In the thatch 'round her snatch,
Alongside the hole where she prs.
--- Herkin

The welfare they buy me my shoes;
The pimp man, he gets me the booze.
The guy with the dick
Makes my pussy get sick,
But I don't need K-Y when I ooze.
--- Bob Birch P9902

A cautious young fellow named Luntz
Was hailed by a grimy whore, once.
But he said to her, "Gertie,
Although fucking is dirty,
I fuck only the cleanest of cunts!"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2172

An auld London wench yclept Plath
Saith, "Chaucer, you sore need a bath!"
But he claimed his weiner
Be a damned sight far cleaner
Than holes he espied that she hath.
--- Armand E Singer 963

A fellow while muffing a twat,
Encountered a substance like snot,
Which on further analysis
Wasn't vaginal dialysis
But the load he had previously shot.
--- Anon

A careless young lady named Hussey,
In fucking was not very fussy.
She was screwed by a cabbie
Whose pecker was scabby,
And now Hussey's pussy is pussy.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1723

My dear Marylou, every morn,
Eats a waffle while looking at porn.
The syrup that drips
From her pink puffy lips,
She reuses in spite of my scorn!
--- Anon

There once was a woman named Pymm,
Who had a remarkable quim.
It wasn't the size
That attracted the flies,
But crystallized semen on the rim.
--- G0865

There once was a girl name of Sybil
Whose pussy was all of a-dribble
With lust unrequited,
Though nightly excited
By Roger the gardener's dibble.
--- Anon

There once lived an old slut named Abby,
Whose tits were so soft and flabby.(stretch-mark and flabby)

To this filthy old whore; (That takes many a dump;)
Her cunt, it was pus-filled and scabby.

(Her pants are all shit-filled and baggy.)
--- Jim Weaver Collection

There was a young fellow named Beggs
Who took his girl down a few pegs.
He said she's unclean,
And the foulest he'd seen;
So she left with her tail 'tween her legs.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2855

In Punmu, the best thing to hunt
Are pigs which are feral and grunt,
Because all the women
Have dripping old quim 'n'
They simply don't smell like a cunt.
--- Archie

While earning some cash on her back,
An old whore exposes her crack,
All covered with jisms
(They're both hers and his'ms)
A gooey and slimy snail track.
--- Archie


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