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A lady who thought sex a treat, Phyllis, a cheap legless whore A forgetful young woman named Dee, Here's to the girl from Chester, An amorous lady named Clair There once was a whore from Dublin, When Mabel the waitress starts stripping, When choosing her lovers, Juanita I once knew a girl that was Greek; I once knew a girl named Francine, Said a man to a harlot, "I wish you The girls on the island of Herm My fears aren't of man nor of beast, A hooker with snatchy disease, There once was a girl named East, There was a young lass from the city, I've given my neighbour, Miss Dot, I hear that her pussy-lips stick She farts if you finger her twat, I'm working with greatest dispatch While eating her snatch, I was flustered, The oozing and milky white goo Well, the next time instead of pursuing Penelope, ravaged by gravity, But that's not the worst part, alas, A girl who was dribbling pus, Oh wow, now you're making me ravenous, I need some relief from this heat; When the weather is hot and it's sticky; So I get every last drop of goo, Whilst we're on the subject of Wales, Groat once farmed pigeons and quail, A chancre-pocked bedridden whore This whore, the personification But when that huge bubble of gas Humbled, H went on a fast, But after shave? That's a strange thing. I've heard every girl I've embraced There was a young dancer, Priscilla, You're hungry for seafood? Of course. And your snatch taste, is it sweet? Miss Gryce, the coloratura, To the doctor went Duchess von Kleering, (Cherry Heering - a Scandinavian cherry liquer)
There was a young lady of Ulva, I played in the buff with young Buff, I can see that your life has been rough. Archie forsook all propriety A young entomologist, Bunny There once was a maiden seraphic 'Round here its been so fucking hot, There once was a man named Fripps, A bartender's wife named Michelle Is it true that you frolic with Jello; KY Jelly is much too mucky A girl with a lucrative plot There was a young girl named Delores, (Lavoris - commercial mouthwash)
There once was a boy who liked yeast An innocent freshman named Kim The butcher's apprentice, Miss Gossage, There were two little mice in Rangoon, There was a young lady named Inge, There once was a man from Hong Kong, There once was a girl named Maxine, We've got a new cook from Genoa There was a young lady from Troy, Satsumas are lucious and juicy
Thought a gang-bang would make life complete.
Fifteen men and a dog
All went the whole hog.
She now leaves a snail-trail on the street.
--- Stephen Cordwell
Charges five bucks -- nothing more.
But you'll find the next day,
That you can't wash away
The crusty snail-trails on the floor.
--- Captain Infinity
Saw gelatinous globs in her pee.
She started to squirm
Then remembered his worm.
"Oh yes, he was coming in me!"
--- Tom Simon
Who said to the guy who undressed her,
"I think you will find
You should lick my behind,
'Cause my pussy is starting to fester."
--- L1087
Said, "Please don't touch me down there.
It makes me feel icky,
And gooey and sticky,
And sometimes I stick to my chair"
--- Anon
Who discovered somethin' very troublin'.
She'd caught a disease
Which looked like string cheese,
And out of her cunt it was bubblin!
--- Anon
It means that her pussy is dripping;
When naked she'll offer
Her diners a boff or
Her pussy for potato chip dipping.
--- Peter Wilkins
Was always, it's said, not too neata.
"I likes'm all rough
And dirty and tough,
'Cause that's when I get my Velveeta!"
--- Anon
With a gynecologist she needed to speak.
For out of her spout
Velveeta dripped out,
Whenever she would take a leak.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Whose twat was all slimy and green.
When she offered a poke,
I replied "What a joke!
I shudder to think where you've been!"
--- CyberCelt
Would wipe off your cunt with this tissue."
But her pussy still leaked
And she said, somewhat piqued,
"Please do not make a point of the issue."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1749
Have tits that are lovely and firm.
But nothing's as fine as
Their juicy vaginas,
All dripping with freshly shot sperm.
--- Michael Horgan
Nor anthrax, to say in the least;
But I'm paranoid
Of Peggy Sue Boyd
Whose pussy is frothing with yeast.
--- Travis Brasell
Still made lots of money with ease.
The infection of yeast,
Didn't stop her the least;
She offered men wine with her cheese.
--- Anon
Whose crack was brimming with yeast.
The fungus she'd take
And some bread she would bake;
Forty or fifty loaves, at least.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who liked to show off her big titties.
As her panties came down,
She was met with a frown,
For her snatch was all covered with zitties.
--- Anon
Your e-mail address for she's hot
To meet you tonight,
In the hope that you might
Start exploring her cavernous twat.
--- Anon
Together when given a lick;
Her cheesy-green goo
Is a glutinous glue,
And is highly infectious to dick.
--- Anon
Like cabbages starting to rot.
A terrible pong,
But she longs for your dong;
Will you give her, dear Sir, all you've got?
--- Anon
To schedule a time for Dot's snatch.
My next open date?
What is this? Wait!
Oh no! I've a late flight to catch.
--- Anon
When she farted a brownish white custard.
Then she asked me to felch
And I did, with a belch;
Though, in truth, I was slightly disgustard.
--- Hugh Clary
That roiled from her pink little coo
Gave cause for alarm.
"'Twill do ye no harm;
'Tis only monilia dew."
--- Anon
A meal that you'll end up eschewing,
Remember this fact:
The snatch eating act
Requires swallowing after much chewing.
--- Travis Brasell
And decades of filthy depravity,
Has pussy-lips floppy,
Bedraggled and sloppy
With ooze from her cavernous cavity.
--- Peter Wilkins
From behind that beldame is all ass.
Down saggy cheeks, geen ooze
That flowed out of her cooze,
Drips into her high heels. What a lass!
--- Ward Hardman
Bought a Tampax, the whimpering wuss.
If she'd saved all that juice
Sure she'd find a good use
In the kitchen, so why all the fuss?
--- Anon
And I'm dreaming the time we'll be havin' us,
When the tampax is bloated
And with crust it is coated:
With luck, it will even be gangrenous!
--- Anon
I'm wet from my head to my feet.
With temps still soaring,
The sweat is pouring,
Right into my pretty pink meat.
--- Anon
That's no time to be dunkin' a dicky;
But I've got some ice cubes;
To slide over your pubes;
With my tongue doin' somethin' quite tricky!
--- Anon
With my mouth closed I promise I'll chew.
Then after the slurps,
Some satisfied burps,
Before flossing my teeth with sinew.
--- Anon
(Where sheep-shagging often prevails),
Can you think up a joke
'Bout a farmer named Groat,
Whose farm contains nothing but snails?
--- Tim Ruddell
But switched from the bird to the snail.
His wife loved the ooze
To smear on her cooze --
The better Groats nail to impale.
--- H Welchel
Developed a putrid cunt-sore.
Her sheets and her cooze
Got crispy with ooze,
And stalagmites formed on the floor.
--- H Welchel TP9901a
This is file ayl
Of gut-wrenching putrification,
Ballooned twice her size
Right before our eyes.
We watched all with rapt fascination.
--- Frank Fazed
Erupted with rumblings first class,
In a flow pyroclastic,
Juices, colon and gastric,
Made a blast even H can't surpass.
--- H Welchel
Eschewing those moments he gassed
Like fuel-air explosions.
Retired from these notions,
His ass smelled like roses at last.
--- H Welchel
Its praises some folk often sing.
But when I shave Erm,
And apply it, she'll squirm,
And claims that it makes her cunt sting.
--- Anon
With sugar and spice has been laced,
But, assuming that's so,
I am anxious to know
Why they all have an anchovy taste.
--- Anon
Who flavored her cunt with vanilla.
The taste was so fine,
Men and beasts stood in line,
Including a stud armadilla. (horny gorilla.)
--- L0424
I shall whip up some fresh tartar sauce.
When I open your clam,
My sweet lovely ma'am,
I shall slam in my hammer with force.
--- Anon
For my tongue, would it be a nice treat?
Will it taste like sweet nectar?
Will it make me erecter?
If so, then it's "Bon Appetite!"
--- Rodney Williams
Sings her high C's 'con molto bravura'.
Her attack's never blunt
'Cause she sprinkles her cunt
With cayenne moistened with Angostura.
--- G2299
To complain of a fault persevering --
Through her cunt, she could hear.
Said the doctor, "Don't fear,
You will find it is mere Cherry Heering."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0507
Who was famed far and wide for her vulva.
Most Englishmen said
It was herrings and bread--
But the Turks said it tasted of halva.
--- Gavin Ewart
And found she liked flavors and stuff.
A honeyed navel,
The strains of ravel,
And chocolate poured over her muff.
--- Archie
How do you put up with that stuff?
The best taste in the worl
Is the taste of fresh girl,
But she'd probably not like that enough.
--- Cyber Wizard
In his mad quest for variety.
"Though it seems a bit banal,
I will now try the anal,
Pleading my lack of sobriety!"
--- Ward Hardman
Did something that I found quite funny.
She pulled down her pants
And went hunting for ants,
By coating her cunt with fresh honey.
--- Anon
Who doted on attitudes Sapphic.
She annointed her cunny
With essence of honey--
There's nothing like gumming up traffic.
--- G0908
The hooker puts ice in her twat.
Too cold for your dick,
But good for a lick,
And a flavor that just hits the spot.
--- Anon
Who went to purchase some dips.
He liked all the ways
They flavored his lays,
And we ain't talking potato chips.
--- Puff Adder a
Had a snatch that got juicy as hell.
Since she tasted so nice,
He would add rum and ice
And mix drinks that were easy to sell.
--- Lims For Year - 01
Your persona is so very mellow.
I'd shove lime up her pussy,
And orange up her tushy.
I'd be a very happy fellow.
--- Putz
For me, and I'm sure it tastes yucky.
May I suggest,
For flavor that's best,
Au natural for a good fucky.
--- Anon
Made a plaster cast of her twat.
Which she stuck on a stick
Which she sold to a chick,
Who can do more than pant when she's hot!
--- Chairman Steve
Who had quite a large clitoris.
She liked fucking too much
And the cleaning was such
That she tasted a lot like Lavoris.
--- Anon
And bread was only the least.
He got him a ho';
She had a sour dough,
So he spread her and had him a feast.
--- Violette TP9901
Heard acid increased a girl's vim.
So he bought two ripe limes
For a couple of dimes,
And squirted them clear up her quim.
--- Armand E Singer 133
Observed on her cunt a green moss edge.
Said the doctor, "How quaint,
From a man's meat it ain't,
And it tastes just like smoked liver sausage."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1267
Who sought lunch in an old lady's womb.
Cried one mouse, "By Jesus,
I'll wager this cheese is
As old as the cheese in the moon!"
--- L0791
Who went on a binge with a dinge.
Now I won't breathe a word
Of what really occurred,
But her cunt has a chocolate fringe.
--- L0053
Who tasted Mei's hot egg foo yong.
Its spicy fish flavor
Provoked this bold rave: "Her
Divine dish could raise a dead dong!"
--- Randog
Who flavored her own Vaseline.
"This sure will be great!"
Exclaimed her hot date,
"But why are you trying sardine?"
--- David Miller
And it's worthwhile your getting to know her,.
'Cause the scabs from her crack
Make a really nice snack,
When garnished with spermatozoa.
--- Michael Horgan
Who invented an exquisite joy,
She filled up her cran,
With strawberry jam,
And had it sucked out by a boy.
--- Anon
And nectarines make me all goosey,
But no taste anywhere
Can ever compare
To a ripe, steaming succulent pussy.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
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