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According to letters from Dahlia, There was a young man from Liberia, The guru's supposed sagacious Cute Katie, a female companion, I find Katie's pussy divine; I think I am getting the gist It's bigger than most city malls, There was a young girl from Hong Kong, But Peter's pretentious denouncement I once dated a sexy Mongolian, My pet Marylou's big pudendum She came as a maiden from Spitz, A golfer named Sandy MacFarr, A strapping young lass called Mathilda Mathilda, quite often, is struck There was a young lady named Dowd, I tell you I've seen nothing finer A photographer know as McAmmeter There was a sweet girl named Dolores, The lady said she was annoyed Said artillery Captain MacMeech An overripe lady namaed Manon There was a young bride of Antigua, (Published 1880)
Oh Lord, what I'd give for a lunge A lady with features cherubic, Said an old sausage stuffer, Miss Toni, The very best pussy is sloppy, There once was a writer named Mark, I'm bored in my village of Antelope; There once was a plumber named Scooter, The crotch of a girl named Hilaria There once was a sailor named Zotch, Have you heard about Molly O'Day, There once was a villain named Seagress, There is an old hooker named Hoyt There's a charming young lady named Brooley, A round-heeled young farm girl named Trumper That woman is truly predacious, A loose-fitting whore of Dundee There was a coal miner named Fritz She played on the horn that was French. When your body is wracked with a spasm, A daughter of joy from Khartoum That Mary McNair, what a pair! The snatch of a girl of South Bend A chippy who worked in Black Bluff, (That could oil it in case it got rough.)
I once dated a Poet named Gwyn So here's to the ladies of Wight, My pussy's been out on a binge; Said the tailor, while fitting Miss Schwartz, The teacher said, "Johnny, be good!" No need for inserting your stud-pole; My lover, while mounting me, slipped, A Portuguese plumber was plumbin' Now, Annie's profuse with the juice She used bleach on her cunt-hair to lighten it, There once was a chick from Nantucket, When Armstrong went out with Miss Grace, Cute Katie, a female companion, There was an old whore of Dundee Her pussy was titantic in size, The debutante Brenda Van Snide Wonder why I no longer goose? Before Clarence could date with Miss Barents, There was a young lady named Puckett, There once was a girl from Decatur,
She's throwing some super regalia,
Where men with compunction
Can join in the function
Of pleasing her large genitalia.
--- Travis Brasell
Who was groping a wench from Nigeria.
He said, "Say, my pet,
Your panties are wet."
"Sorry sir, that's my interior."
--- L1291
Prouncement that ladies bodacious
With bosoms like barges,
Have cunts awful large is
Suspiciously speciously spacious.
--- Peter Wilkins
Makes my woody as stiff as a banyan.
But the breadth of her box,
For an average cock's,
Like poking a pin in a canyon.
--- John Miller
The thought sends a chill up my spine!
Although a bit big
For the average twig,
It just barely fits around mind.
--- Hugh Clary
Of why Katie's cunt's hard to resist;
It's hunger is chronic
For all things hedonic --
Ye Gods! It just swallowed my fist!
--- John Miller
And because of all of my calls,
They threw me a rope;
But I've nearly lost hope
Of ever retrieving my balls.
--- John Miller
Who said, "You are utterly wrong,
To say my vagina,
Is the largest in China,
Just because of your mean little dong."
--- L0049
Of previous prepostrous pronouncement,
Disregards information
That after gestation,
Both stretch, and lack something in bouncement.
--- John Miller
Who would fuck for a single simoleon.
But years of abuse
Made her pussy quite loose,
With a texture like kitchen linoleum.
--- Hugh Clary
Is quite a handful, and then some.
I'm told there are sweeter,
Much smaller and neater;
If you've got any pictures, please send them!
--- Anon
But was fucked half the night by Big Fritz.
Her cunt, chaste and tight,
Nowadays is a sight:
It's so stretched that a marrowbone fits.
--- G1611
Went to bed with a Hollywood star.
When he first saw her gash he
Cried, "Quick, get mah mashie!
I think I can make it in par."
--- L1472
Enjoyed her last job as a builder;
Her cunt was so wide,
She mixed concrete inside --
It filled and it thrilled and fulfilled her.
--- Peter Wilkins
With awe at the run of her luck;
Quips she: "When I'm randy,
And concrete ain't handy,
Along comes a Peterbilt truck!"
--- Anon
Whom a young fellow groped in the crowd.
But the thing that most vexed her,
Was that when he stood next to her,
He said, "Your cunts large", right out loud.
--- L1158
Than my helmeted one-eyed love miner.
I have plenty, I figger;
You don't need nothing bigger;
What you need is a bit less vaginer.
--- Anon
Had a dick with a ten inch diameter.
"I only shoot girls
With diamonds and pearls
Who have such a very wide aperture."
--- Friar
Who had a nine-inch clitoris.
She embarrassed the boys
By besting their toys,
And at night it glowed like phosPHORous.
--- Bob Moers
And avoided advances by Boyd.
When he promised her payment,
She discarded her raiment,
But Boyd was annoyed by the void.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0385
As he fondled a girl on the beach,
"From the size of her bore,
She's a fifteen inch whore;
I will slip a big shell in the breech."
--- Albin Chaplin
Said, "Anyone casually plan on
To look hard at me
Will smirk and say, 'She
Was shot in the cunt with a cannon'!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 739
Whose husband said, "Dear me, how big you are!"
Said she "I am not!
I've a sweet little twat,
And a very nice, neat little figua!"
--- L0127
At sweet Lucy's cavernous grunge.
But rumors abound
What's under her mound
Has been soaking up men like a sponge.
--- Cubmeister
As famed for her area pubic.
When they asked her its size,
She replied in surprise,
"Are you speaking of square feet or cubic?"
--- L0140
While stuffing the prick of a pony,
"When young and much leaner,
I could stuff a small wiener,
But now I can stuff a baloney."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1181
With loose lips stretched wide until floppy;
I hate to be blunt,
But a tight, perky cunt,
Ain't built right to park my jalopy.
--- Travis Brasell
Who encountered a cunt in the dark.
He said, "Now, by thunder,
It's a natural wonder--
I declare this a National Park!"
--- L1634
I'd love to get hitched but I shan't elope
With the girl that I date--
By a mean twist of fate,
Her cunt's twice the size of a cantaloupe.
--- Armand Singer
Whose wife said his tool didn't suit her.
She tried dildoes in vain
Till a clinic in Maine
Suggested she call Roto-Rooter.
--- David Miller
Was largest in all of Bavaria.
Said old Baron von Bliss,
"Der dimension, vat iss?"
"Do you want," she said, "volume or area?"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0472
Who played with a whore's gaping crotch.
When she claimed his ring
Was hurting her thing,
He said, "Not my ring, it's my watch!"
--- David Miller
Who always had time (so they say).
She opened her crotch,
And pulled out a watch,
Which usually made the boys gay.
--- L1502
This is file asl
Who tried changing his luck with a negress.
But her cunt was as loose
As the balls on a moose,
So he ended up in her rear egress.
--- G1041
Whose twat is the size of a quoit,
But hell, I don't knock it
When fixing to sock it;
It helps 'cause my aim's maladroit.
--- Armand E Singer 642
Who's often been screwed by yours truly.
But now, it's appalllin',
My balls always fall in!
I fear that I've fucked her unduly.
--- L0004
Was buxom -- few rivals were plumper.
Her vast vulva walls
Could engulf both the balls
And the pricks of the hicks who dared hump her.
--- Armand E Singer 235
With an appetite simply hellacious...
She's had so many men
And again and again,
That her pussy's grown mighty capacious.
--- Ogni Gioia
Had tits that hung down to her knee.
They were tied in a knot
And stuffed into her twat --
Now she gives a tight fuck but can't pee.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1497
Who dated young girls with big slits.
From the largest of these,
Chose his wife, if you please,
For he felt right at home in the pits.
--- Albin Chaplin
She's sure an experienced wench.
She plays every night,
But she's none too tight.
In her snatch, a fist you can clench.
--- Tom Myers
Having finally reach your orgasm,
The size of your twat
Doesn't shrink a whole lot.
I'm still dangling down in a chasm.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Had a vagina noted for room.
Enormously clitoris'd,
Her cunny would fit a wrist,
Pushed all the way up to her womb.
--- G0375
And that lacy pink silk underwear!
But when they were off,
And I'm ready to boff,
I found a four-lane thoroughfare!
--- Tutta Gioia
Was deep and appeared without end.
She could not get her fill
Till a plumber named Bill
Plumbed her depths with the help of his friend.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0760
Has a pussy as large as a muff.
It had room for both hands
And some intimate glands,
And was soft as a little duck's fluff.
--- L0131
Who committed a cardinal sin.
When I thought she would drool
At the size of my tool,
She just asked, with a yawn, "...Is it in?"
--- John Miller 0095
Who drink ale and cider all night.
And then corkheads all, (Wightans are good swimmers)
Will give them a ball.
Let's pray that their pussies stay tight.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Came home smelling strongly of minge.
I warned her before
I'd show her the door,
But that she had screwed off the hinge.
--- SFA
Whose cunt was as big as two quarts,
"I can give you a fit."
So she answered, "No shit --
Let me see what you have in your shorts."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0605
Said Johnny, "I would if I could,
But the size of your hole
Makes my weenie seem droll,
And it won't stay in place like it should."
--- Anon
It won't touch the sides of that crud bowl.
Her twats so distended
That when she's up-ended,
It looks like a rut in a mud-hole.
--- Anon
And then that mean Peter, he quipped:
"It's all your own fault!
That roomy old vault!
What I'd give for a pussy that gripped!
--- Ogni Gioia
His girlfriend's cunt with a thumb in,
Along with his pecker.
No, that didn't wreck her.
With no thumb? Too loose -- there's no comin'!
--- Anon
But her love-hole's as loose as a goose,
So you can't find the traction
To get satisfaction,
And chains are considered abuse.
--- John Miller
And the cute see-through blouse served to heighten it.
But age took its toll
On that high-traffic hole,
And it's sad she had no way to tighten it.
--- Al Willis
Whose twat opened wide like a bucket.
She said with chagrin,
As her man put it in,
"Since you can't touch the sides, I'll just suck it!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection z
His rocket he slipped into place.
When she said to him, "Neil,
Tell me -- how do you feel?"
He replied he felt far out in space.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0181
Makes my woody as stiff as a banyan;
But the breadth of her box,
For an average cock's,
Like poking a pin in a canyon.
Who took two at one time for the fee.
In due time she was worn
But her fate did not mourn,
There was room in her cunt now for three.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0688
Tucked snugly well up twixt her thighs.
She could service a gnu,
Two apes and a shrew,
With room for at least seven guys.
--- Anon
Went to town every night and got fried.
She would screw twenty men.
She was just four foot ten,
But her pussy was six inches wide.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0608
Why I no longer rut like a moose?
I hate to be cold,
But when you've grown old,
You've gotten so damn fucking loose!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He requested consent from her parents.
So the clearence he got
And he got in her slot,
But the clearence was too much for Clarence.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0390
Had a twitchet as big as a bucket.
An elephant's nose,
Or a stiffened firehose
Were the only things able to fuck it.
--- G0425z
Whose snatch was stretched like a crater.
Hard pricks felt so loose,
She became a recluse,
And switched to a G.E. Vibrator!
--- Laurence Craft
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