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A pussy just ain't gonna purr, A shaved one, however, is choice Excuse me for being so blunt.. Some snatches prefer to go hairless, An avid bridge player astute, Young Bert was checking out the girlies, Seeing how you've been peeking I'm peeking and feeling what's leaking, I'm impressed by the rod that you hold, The warm spot I've found is the best; Caress my chest with your hand, Now both of those mounds have a point; Nice of you to notice my nips, Her drawers she was putting a patch on We were shocked that the cunt of old Carrie As the barber trimmed the kid's hair of gold, Well spare a thought just for poor me, A long time ago I shaved mine He's climbing Mount Baldy again. There was a young lady called Kate, There once was a girl from New Haven, Old Ginger just loved pubic hair, A well-worn old trollop was Fairless, There was a young boy name of David; In Amsterdam, one summer bright, With the same girl one night before dawn There once was a fellow named Hatch, Miss Sadie Furbush woke one morn So Sadie phoned up her friend Rosie "Now Sadie, you settle right down!" "You think so?" said Sadie, "No foolin'? A girl with a quite bushy snatch Now you know why I shave my snatch clean; Poor Greta should take more care Alas for the countess d'Isere, There's a lovely young lady named Brenda There's nothing wrong with a clean fuck There was a young girl from East Wrangle (mangle - an ironing device of the 1930's)
The appeal of a whore from Shalot The police arrested young Suzie, A maiden from old Krasnoyarsk There was a young lady named Kay (also called a merkin - McW)
At twelve you shaved your pubic hair, It may have been a bit more; But then when my fanny was bare, I hate to be rather blunt, A girl with a pussy quite bare, There was a young butcher named Seaver, When she sat on her brand new bidet, When shaved, did your lover just spurn While loaded from drinking some scotch, A learned young fucker named Ferrer There was a young maid of New Liskered, Melissa's young sister Christine The chief charms of a whore in Shalot, A sea cruising widow named Hassage An arrogant wench from Salt Lake, There was a young man of Manhasset, A sexy young woman called Eve Her good friend Alonzo said: "Eve, Said Eve to Alonzo, "You may Said Alonzo to her, "Darling Eve Said Eve to Alonzo, "Please stay." Said Alonzo, "I can't get enough, Said Eve to Alonzo, "Sweet chap, A vicious old codger in Natchez For a ball, a young lady named Bess
Unless it has plenty of fur.
With nothing to stroke,
It's merely a joke.
And I won't be laughing, no sir!!
--- Anon
My opinion I doth freely voice
Not a hair to be found
On her pubic mound
Into the sheets I do bound!
--- Anon
My liking of hair is no front!
I am in a hurry
To mount something furry,
So piss-off, you're spoiling my hunt.
--- Anon
In order that they may then wear less.
But I'm not appalled
By a pussy shaved bald;
It's still pussy, so I couldn't care less.
--- MrMalo
Observed his opponent so cute
As she raised up her dress
To promote a finesse,
But he noted it was not hirsute.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1931
And dropping them all off quite early.
Till he asked sweet Lydia,
"Please tell me why didya
Shave off all of your short and curlies?"
--- Anon
The answer that you are a-seeking:
It won't tickle you nose
Or your long hose,
When juices I am a-leaking!
--- Anon
And downwards your panties I'm sneaking.
And when it is bare,
Be sure I'll be there
With what it is you have been seeking!
--- Anon
And your advances are really quite bold.
But hang on a mo,
'Fore my fanny I show --
Warm your hands, they are far too cold!
--- Anon
Now that you are partly undressed
And both of these mounds
Have warmth that abounds,
Please warm both my hands on your chest.
--- Anon
My God! that feels just grand.
And when you are done,
Don't forget your tongue,
And place it down there on my gland!
--- Anon
I'll find one more point to anoint.
Around it my tongue
Will bring you unstrung,
And soon you will cry for my joint.
--- Anon
And place your tongue on the tips.
Now don't be afraid
But if you want to get laid,
Place your head 'tween my legs and take sips.
--- Anon
When 'twas remarked that no hair had her snatch on.
She blushed with chagrin,
"Don't know where my beau's been,
And don't want anything for the crabs to catch on."
--- Straydog
Was all bare, where it once had been hairy.
She'd been screwed by a barber,
Just east of Bar Harbor--
Now of barbers old Carrie is wary.
--- Grand Prix Lim 924 G2289
He gave out a cookie to hold.
Concerned, he said "Looky,
Is there hair on your cookie?"
She said, "Thilly, I'm just four years old!"
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0310
Whose pubics hang pitifully.
I rub on manure,
But one thing for sure,
Last count, I had only three.
--- Marlene Lewis
And I thought I looked just fine;
Virginal and pure
I looked demure,
But when they grew - PORCUPINE!
--- Anon
This jerk's such a pervert, 'cause when
He has these gals shave,
He thinks he's so brave,
Pretending they're children of ten.
--- Anon
Who shaved her venereal gate.
The result was that bristles
As sharp as Scotch thistles,
Protected her virginal state.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Whose pubic hair was not shaven,
But missing because
She slept without drawers,
Within range of a nest-building raven.
--- John Ciardi
And would rub at his girlfriend's with care.
Though she loved it too,
She'd cry if she knew
Old Ginger was rubbing her bare!
--- C M
Her pussy was shabby and hairless,
But she said, "You can see
It's for others, not me,
And besides, when it's dark I could care less.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1506
You could say he's not well behave'd.
He snuck up 'hind his sitter;
On her head he did hit her;
When she woke up, her crotch had been shave'd.
--- Anon
A shaved-pubed girl was my delight.
With her I went Dutch,
And liked it so much,
Her company I bought for the night.
--- Tiddy Ogg
I frolicked with her on the lawn
We had sex the french way
Paid to have her all day
But by first light the damned broad had gone
--- Dirruk
Who preferred eating snatch with no thatch.
So he shaved off her pubes
Before licking her tubes,
And when asked if the liked it said, "Natch!"
--- Lims For Year - 01
To find that her pussy'd been shorn.
"That damned Homer Gurley --
I knew he was squirrelly
When he poked me last night with dried corn."
--- Jeanie
Rottencrotch, who lived down by Posey.
"Rosie, I've been de-haired!
My fun hole's been bared!
Homer done it when I was all dozey!"
--- Jeanie
Said Rosie. "There's no need to frown.
Some gents like it slick
When they sticks in their dick;
Slick pussy is really downtown!"
--- Jeanie
I know one thing -- it's mighty coolin...
I reckon it suits
Old Homer, 'cause shoot;
Here he comes in the door, just a droolin'!
--- Jeanie
Began to itch and to scratch;
She shaved off her hair
Till her pussy was bare,
And was left with a very bald snatch.
--- Sylvia Honig
It has nothing to do with hygiene.
Not worry about plucking,
I can stress the sucking,
And lick both his balls in-between.
--- S C Saint
This is file adl
When poking around down there.
Had she been more astute
At inspecting her chute,
She'd still have all her pubic hair.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Whose muff wasn't furnished with hair.
Said the Count, "Quelle surprise!"
When he parted her thighs;
"Magnifique! Pourtant pas de la guerre."
--- L0176
Who frequently shaves her pudenda,
So it's not a surprise
That the boys all surmise
That surrender is on her agenda.
--- John E Mayhood P9807
Or a bald hootie/bare cootie suck.
A shave 'neath the prong
Is tactilely strong,
And esthetically like a plucked duck.
--- H Welchel
Who got her snatch caught in a mangle.
It tore off the hair
And left her cunt bare,
And at a most peculiar angle.
--- G2006
Was the absence of hair on her twat.
It was as smooth as a ream,
Not through shaving or cream,
But through all of the fucking she got.
--- Stephen Cordwell
For being a militant floozie.
They took off her clothes,
But no record shows,
There was fuzz on the top of her coozie.
--- Anon
Said her pussy hair grew a bit sparsk.
So she grafted a patch
From her scalp to her snatch,
But it always hung out of her drawrsk.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Whose smallpox had caused her dismay.
What had been so hirsute
Was now bald as a coot,
So she wore a triangle toupee.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0497
To leave yourself looking so fair?
Twelve's so far away
Can't think to this day,
If I had hair growing down there.
--- Anon
To be honest, I'm really not sure.,
It just made me scoff,
I shaved it all off,
I found pubic hair such a bore.
--- Anon
And I no longer had any hair,
It grew again.
And that was when
It tickled beyond compare!
--- Anon
But no matter how hard you hunt,
You'll not find a hair
Any where down there,
If you use Burma Shave on your cunt!
--- MrMalo
Told friends, "I really don't care,
'Cause I snatched my doll's wig,
Which is not very big,
Glued it on, and now I have hair."
--- Anon
Whose gal craved a clean shaven beaver.
He would soap up her crotch;
With a mirror she'd watch,
As he shaved her blond pube with his cleaver.
--- Bob Birch
To adjust it she knew not the way.
The pressure down there
Uprooted the hair,
So her pussy is bald to this day.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0308
You when he had taken his turn?
What's that you said?
"Is your poor face red?
Well, how do YOU like whisker burn?"
--- Anon
She shaved all the hair from her crotch.
She now goes to work in
A henna-hued merkin
That matches the face of her swatch.
--- Stan
Would fuck like an unholy terror.
No hole would he spare,
Without or with hair,
Thus leaving no margin for error.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0695
Who claimed she had never been friskered.
But a man stood aghast
When her skirt cam unfast
For her pussy was worn and dewhiskered.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0566
Shaves her pussy remarkably clean;
But unlike young Melissa's,
Her pussy is bliss as
I plunge in my throbbing machine.
--- Anon
Was the absence of hair on her twat.
She kept it smooth-looking,
Not by shaving or plucking,
But by all of the fucking she got.
--- L1689
Declared that her quim needed massage.
The ship's masseur, vile,
Did the job with a file,
And gave her a very rough passage.
--- G2696
Liked to tease all the boys on the make.
She was finally the prize
Of a man twice her size,
And all she remembers is the ache.
--- Anon
Whose life seemed excessively placid.
On day, just for fun,
He raped an old nun,
And filled up her crevice with acid.
--- L1713
Wore her pussy upon her left sleeve,
And her heart on the right
For doubled delight,
And something else you won't believe!
--- Anon
I am drawn to the scent of your sleeve.
May I kiss your left wrist?
Oh please? I insist!
It's the highest bliss I could achieve."
--- Anon
Kiss me first on the right and then play
Your tongue up and down
The left sleeve of my gown,
But make sure that you do it all day."
--- Anon
All day long's far too short for your sleeve.
Is the rest of your life
(If you'll just be my wife)
Long enough? Otherwise I must leave."
--- Anon
Both my sleeves say: "Don't go away.
You're melting my hips
With the touch of your lips
On my sleeves. Please continue, I pray."
--- Anon
And I'm charmed by this sweet little ruff...
So I shall, (by your leave)
Warm my face in your sleeve
As one warms one's hands in a muff."
--- Anon
Leave my sleeve, come, and lie in my lap.
Though your ardour's not cooled,
I fear you've been fooled
By this poetic metaphor crap."
--- Anon
Delightedly lights pads of matches,
Which he'll poke in the panties
Of cousins and aunties,
Where it singes their thatches in patches.
--- Grand Prix Lim 235
Got dressed in a newspaper dress.
She got close to a joker,
A most careless young smoker,
And he burned her sport section, no less.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1760
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