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Into an abandoned distillery I know a young lady named Kitty, A certain young priestess of Ming Now Lucille from around Sacramento A hot lady pilot named fender, The wife of a Viking in Norway, A Venus -- a bit Junoesque -- There was a young woman of Kent Said the doctor with fingers so deft, Worn so bad was the cunt of Miss Bliss, The sex pot of Tilly the Trull, A Scotsman discovered a pisshole I've been fitted with bionic sheath! I can change the settings to suit So how do you like your new Pet? There once was a woman named Lang Now some people call me a 'ho. My pussy is big, black and furry There was a young girl of Belgrade, A toothsome young lady named Morse While swimming, an eel breeched her tights, The eel sometimes comes up for air, There's the curious case of Miss Blake, "Such poor manners are not of our notch!" There was an old whore name of Brown, Michelle is a buck-toothed wonder; My eminence stood at full-cock "Remember that lady from Venus, A wantin' young wanton named Dale Beware of Christina. Perhaps A despondent old fellow of Twinning "Let's go to see Jaws, " said Miss Hunt, Said the gay Chatelaine of Shalott, A harlot was thoroughly vexed Orthodontist, to Angela Hunt, Said Angela, "Do be a dear I looked, John, with horror, at this; Now you've gotten that off of your chest. Now boys, please let me bequeath No, warnings must be more explicit; The photographer, down on his knees, A despondent old fellow named Pyle The girls who call home Bora-Bora Young Bess was a socking great tease, Yes, Bess does sure love a hard cock; Dismounting her, somewhat elated, Now feeling a little down-sized, The sight of a naked Michelle, A man back from Alpha Centauri A cautious horse trader named Keith My pussy teeth now are gnashing! There was a young lady named Fabia As the lady undressed before Scott, It seems you consider me easy, Said a girl to a lad, "You excite me. There was a young girl from Des Moines, (Like a dime or still smaller coins.)
Another young lady named Hunt There was a young showgirl named Alice, There was a young girl from Arabia, There was a young lady named Gimbel There still is a whore from Des Moines, That problem they call vaginismus; There were two young ladies from Natchez, There was a young lady named Brown Miss Dees doth protesteth too much. What I like the best are the flirts, I'm in love with a girl from Eutoxeter,
Went Meg, with a hotpants named Hillary
On a sexual bender
Which got her tail tender,
Due to Hilary's exemplary artillery...
--- Grand Prix Lim 619
There she lies on the beach, very pretty.
"Say, listen," she blurts;
"Pull it out, please; it hurts!
You've been laying in the sand and it's gritty."
--- G2030
Said, "Concerning the rape of Nanking:
Every Jap in North China
Has explored my vagina--
It's so sore, I can't powder the thing!"
--- G0699
(Her vagina a bit like a bent "O"),
Would incline to the left
As one entered the cleft,
But would writhe to the right as she went "Oh!"
--- Keith MacMillan A021A
Just back from a sexual bender,
Told horny Joe Gale
"Right now it's no sale,
For my damaged tail section's too tender."
--- Grand Prix Lim 666
Was caught taking a nap in a doorway.
"When you make the attack,
Let it be from the back,
Because lately the front way's the sore way."
--- L1113
Stripped down at the local burlesque.
Her tits were tremendous,
Her bottom stupendous,
But her cunt was a trifle grotesque.
--- G2379
Whose cervix got frightfully bent,
'Cause she reached in too far
With a five-cent cigar,
Which was not worth the money she spent.
--- G2382
As he probed in an old lady's cleft,
"From the wear, I would say,
It's eroding away,
And you only have fourteen fucks left."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1772
That she found it a strain just to piss.
Said old Doctor McBounter,
As he started to mount her,
"You have thirteen fucks left after this."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1761
Strikes her boyfriends as feeling quite dull,
Which is true beyond doubt,
For when they were passed out,
The one Tilly got was a cull.
--- Grand Prix Lim 423
And said: "I rather fancy this hole."
In vain did he labor
To insert his caber;
The pisshole did bristle with thistle.
--- Tony Burrell
You can feel it in here, underneath.
It's programmed to snap
And to wrap and entrap,
And to nibble with it's tiny teeth!
--- Anon
The shape and the size of the flute!
With stainless steel shell,
Ball bearings as well,
Oh Sweet P, is she not a beaut?
--- Anon
I'm still the same old girl and yet,
I've got this new switch.
There's only one hitch --
We can't get the l'il sucker wet.
--- Anon
Whose vagina equipped with a fang.
At time during intercourse,
She'd decide to divorce
Her partner's body from his wang.
--- Puff Adder
That just ain't the truth, don'tcha know?
You can gag me up top,
But that ain't gonna stop
The gnashers I've hid down below.
--- Anon
And toothy, which makes my men worry.
But gently I sooth them;
It only chews them,
If they're in too much of a hurry.
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
With teeth in her snatch where she played.
An old dentist named Block
Lost the end of his cock,
As he probed for the tooth that decayed.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1757
Had teeth in her snatch like a horse.
If a man was obscene
She would bite it off clean,
But good fuckers feared nothing, of course.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1805
Now lives in her and peps up her nights.
It causes no pain
And she doesn't complain --
But her beaux do, the fucking thing bites!
--- Chris Bolivar
Midst all of that curly dark hair,
And what a surprise
To all of the guys,
When they encounter it there
--- Chris Bolivar
Whose cunt got a craving for cake;
At the ball of the Thayers,
It swallowed three layers,
Which would seem a grave social mistake.
--- Vassar W Smith P9504 a
Protesting, declared Mrs. Hotch.
Said her husband, "'Twas rude,
And left us no food,
But it sure gave us something to watch!"
--- Vassar W Smith P9504 a
Whose pussy could smile or could frown.
If a fellow was bust
It would sneer with disgust,
But it smiled if he put twenty down.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0409
She makes even grown men chunder.
But worse than her mouth,
Is what is down south;
It's those extra teeth way down under.
--- Archie
Until you first lifted your frock.
The sight of those teeth
Gnashing down underneath,
Has caused me to go into shock!
--- Anon
Whose body fit nicely between us?"
Said Barney to Fred,
"She sure gave nice head,
But her tooth-laden twat hurt my penis!"
--- Griff Ferrell TP9806
Kept a gopher snake hid in her tail.
When guys tried to woo
It snuck out and yelled "BOO!"
Which made mighty he-men turn pale!
--- Sex to Sexty P8808
You've been tempted to open her flaps,
And stick Thomas inside.
But her cunt is supplied
With incisors; so watch it, they snaps!
--- Anon
Sought to bolster his image by sinning.
The old madam showed whores
And said, "Pick one, she's yours."
So he picked one whose pussy was grinning.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1684
"A show about sharks, that is blunt."
Said her man, graciously
"I would much rather see,
The jaws that you find in a cunt."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0475
"I wish I had teeth in my twat.
For just think", said she,
How nice it would be,
To keep all the pricks that I got.
--- L1534
This is file abl
By a man who had left her perplexed.
In his sordid adventures
He had lost both his dentures,
Which surprised the old man who was next.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0894
Who was born with buck teeth in her cunt;
"Of all the strange places
To have to put braces!
I find this to be an affront!"
--- John Miller
And get the job done. But I fear
If you're pained by my cunt,
When you're done up in front,
Just wait 'til you move to the rear!"
--- John Miller
I thought it was only Sis Chris,
That nun we all dread,
Who has teeth, not in head,
But down in that place whence she'll piss.
--- Tiddy Ogg
You may think that your pussy's the best,
But its only a sheath
And unless it has teeth,
It's no different from all of the rest.
--- Anon
Some knowledge. or else there beneath
Your belt you'll find nothing
To do any stuffing.
Sis Chris has a pussy with teeth!
--- Tiddy Ogg
Your favours that nun will elicit.
But once you explore
That habit-clad whore,
Her cunt teeth will shorten your...visit?
--- Q
Was at work on nude shots of Miss Keyes.
He said, "Smile for the picture."
So she opened her stricture,
And the cavity grinned and said, "Cheese!"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0508
Sought the madam to cheer him a while.
But the madam, so shrewd,
Showed her ladies all nude,
And he picked one whose twat had a smile.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1641
Might live midst the fauna and flora,
But there're always some catches,
They have teeth in their snatches,
Which will make you get sorer and sorer.
--- Theo M Heller P9411
Voluminous and quite hard to please.
With prodigious flaps
Like giant steel traps,
And hair like colossal oak trees,
--- SFA
She teased it right out of the sock.
Her Venus Fly Trap
In a flash, will snap
For some tender meat up for a fock.
--- Lightbulb
One victim cried out, "She's been sated!"
We hollered, "We know.
Now look down below.
You'll see that you've just been castrated!"
--- SFA
The victim had soon realized:
That after he'd mated,
He wasn't castrated
As feared, he's just circumsized.
--- Lightbulb
Snatch open with teeth sharp as hell,
Will mess up your sleep.
It may make you weep
And will stop wet dreams in one swoop fell.
--- Anon
Told a perfectly horrible story:
Their women have teeth
Both above and beneath,
And whatever goes in, comes out gory.
--- G2568
Asked a whore for a look underneath.
So she spread out her snatch
Which he viewed with dispatch,
But rejected because of old teeth.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0500
(That gold one in front is flashing!)
I'd probably make you
Into testicle stew,
But I'm squeamish about all the bashing!
--- Anon
With hooks on the flaps of her labia.
She was fucked by young Flynn,
But she ripped his foreskin,
And she laughed and said, "How does this grab ya?"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G2007
He pulled out his pecker so hot.
She smiled with a flair,
But it didn't compare
To the smile that she had on her twat.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0608
But in fact, I am feeling quite queasy,
'Cause the outback is scary
When the bloke is a Clary,
And the sheila has teeth in her tweezie,
--- Anon
Your prick in my cunt would delight me."
Said the novice young lad,
"I'll not do it, by Gad,
For I fear it will come back to bite me."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0133
A whiz at rotating her loins.
What's even more strange, (She would take on a mate)
Her cunt could make change, (At a very low rate,)
With nickel and dimes and such coins.
--- G0309
Could pick up loose coins with her cunt.
But it couldn't make change,
Which narrowed her range,
And kept her from playing the Paramount.
--- G0310
Could pick up loose coins with her phallus.
But it couldn't make change,
Which narrowed her range,
And kept her from playing the Palace.
--- Anon
Who committed immodest behavia.
She sat in each class,
With her skirt round her ass,
And smooched at the prof with her labia.
--- G0267
Whose cunt was so supple and nimble,
She could open it wide,
So you'd stand up inside,
Or could close it as small as a thimble.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0458
Who, paid in advance, spreads her groin
To stash the full sum.
But if you don't come,
She'll pop out the change, bill and coin.
--- Anon
Beware or you'll be there till Christmas.
If thus you can't linger,
Up your ass poke a finger,
The doctors say that does the bizmus.
--- Anon
Who could catch a fly ball with their snatches.
So they played for Detroit
With their pussies adroit,
And they helped them to win all their matches.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0550
Who taught her vagina to clown.
It could nibble a plum
And chew JuicyFruit gum,
So her cunt was the freshest in town.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G0271A
When alone, she proceeded to touch
My willy, well hung.
She clamped down - trap is sprung!
"O my God, let me out of her clutch!"
--- RanDog
Demure in their blouses and skirts,
With pert little noses
And smelling of roses,
Who clench on my tool till it hurts.
--- John Miller
An exquisite and passionate cock-sitter.
With her prehensile hole,
She envelopes my pole,
And then squirms up and down as my rocks hit her.
--- Gerard Benson
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