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A young lady cashier named Cass An agile old harlot named Cruse There once was a woman named Brandy So big was the cunt of Miss Beggs, There was a young girl named Louise, The new gardener quickly surrendered A gardener who grows things should never There was a young girl of Wohunt, A passionate red-headed girl, A charming young girl called Felicity, There was a young girl of Messina There was a young lady named Kimball There was a young maiden called Droppies, McDonald was an old farmer, There was a young girl from the docks, A clever young harlot named Scott I harpoon my wild love in Fort Jones, A man from Maine lacking in etiquette There was a young girl from Medina, A lady there is named Vagina; A woman is built to accommodate There once was a girl of Vancouver, There was an old woodsman named Hunt A nuerotic young girl from Natchez A bosomy blonde from Biloxi Sweet pussy - that part of a wench I want one! I need one! I drool OK; now I'm placid and calm. The sensuous sway of their hips Sweet titties - those parts of a wench I love 'em! I want 'em! I need So sorry - I ought to be flamed; It's surely not one to say "Squeek," The carefree young lass from Torbay My God! Do the guys like it tight! You girls spend much time at the gym, She sucked me right in like a Hoover. There was a young girl named Heather, The most wonderful thing about pussy, Some like strong drink from a bottle; There once was a whore from St Paul My dear, I'm an absolute wreck! I know a cute pool-shark named Dot, An old madam, retired, name of Hunt, A purse-snatching lady named Patch, A much acclaimed hooker, Ms. Latch, There was a young girl of Detroit There once was a girl from Tibet, A young Southern belle named Blossom A showgirl in Saudi Arabia, The girl of a lip-reader, Morse, There once was a girl with a sneeze; There was an old woman named Tweak, Sensational gossip has linked her All the lads like to hunt, A fully fledged chippie named Carr There once was a whore from Bergweiss, There was a young girl from Toulouse; A Genesee student named Gotch There once was a girl from Vancouver, Oh clenchingly glorious cunt; I've developed a quim like a vice; While once I was screwing Miss Writer, While once I was screwing Miss Fooser, Your sister, though short, takes ten inches A coed from North Carolina
Could handle the money with class:
She could pick up each coin
With a twist of her groin,
And zip off the bills with her ass.
--- G2290
Was making a deal with some Jews.
She contorted her slot
To create a new twat --
An orifice they could not refuse.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1480
Whose pussy was sweeter than candy;
Her pudenda was tight,
And it gripped with delight,
`And for opening jars it was handy!)
--- Cap'n Bean P0010
There was room for two dinosaur eggs.
But this bothered her not --
She could tighten her twat
With ease, just by crossing her legs.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0396
With a marvelous vaginal squeeze.
She inspired such pleasure
In her lover's yard measure,
That she caused his untimely decease.
--- L1192A
To Amelia before he remembered
He'd slipped her a length,
But her vaginal strength
Very soon had the poor chap dismembered.
--- Anon
Allow a stong pussy to sever
The root that he's planted,
Deep, straight down or slanted,
'Cause it won't grow back again -- ever!
--- Anon
Who possessed a collapsible cunt.
It had many odd uses,
Produced no papooses,
And fitted both giant and runt.
--- L0260
When you kissed her, her senses would whirl.
And her twat would get wet
And would wiggle and fret,
And her cunt-lips would curl and unfurl.
--- L0301
Is renowned for her twat's elasticity.
Both the thick and the slim
Fit her capable quim;
A remarkable feat of duplicity!
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
Who had an elastic vagina.
By twisting her figure
She could let in a nigger,
An elephant, mouse, or hyena.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who was so adroit and so nimble,
She'd enlarge with impunity
If there was opportunity,
Or contract it as small as a thimble.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0501
Whose vagina could read all-sized floppies.
But inserting a disk
Was an orgasmic risk,
For her spasms made 800 copies.
--- James Mae
Whose daughter was known as a charmer.
She'd build up some steam
And her suitors would deem
Her pussy, a real four-alarmer.
--- COZ TP
Who could pick up small coins with her box.
She practiced these tricks,
Till she'd pick up gold bricks,
Then she rifled the vaults at Fort Knox.
--- G2317
Had a trick that would make the men hot:
On the streets she'd solicit
In a manner explicit,
And hand you her card with her twat.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G1863
And wow! Her moans and her groans!
There's a muscle, I swear!
In her cranny down there,
To rattle my favorite bones!
--- Anon
Thrust his hand up a strange woman's pettic't.
'Twas her vaginal twitch
That she countered with, which
Found his finger somewhere in Conneticut.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9002
Who could completely control her vagina.
She could twist it around
Like the cunts that are found
In Japan, Manchuria, and China.
--- L0198
Her slit goes from in front to behind-a.
There's no need to hunt
For her hairy large cunt,
It finds you when it wants sixty-nine-a!
--- Rich Grise
A man of some size when they mate.
You needn't fear surgery
When he does his purgery;
Just smile, hon and accept your fate.
--- Anon
Whose pussy worked just like a Hoover.
She said, "Cleaning my cunny
Feels ever so funny."
And I found it quite hard to disprove her.
--- Richard Lancashire
Who implanted his ax handle blunt
In the cunt of Miss Fraser,
Who was sharp as a razor,
And the chips flew in streams from her cunt.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0210
Wrote in weird Freudian snatches.
Her doc was impressed
Till she finally confessed
That she wrote with her cunt and burnt matches.
--- G2171
Does a popular act at the Roxy
By twitching her cunt--
It's a pretty cheap stunt,
But you gotta admit she has moxie.
--- Norm Storer
Heaven-sent for us geezers to french,
And designed for the job
Of encircling one's knob,
In a hot drenching honey-sweet clench...
--- Anon
At the thought of one clenching my tool.
I'm obsessed with...
Just calm yourself down and keep cool.>
--- Anon
Mid-life crisis - no cause for alarm.
But those nurses so sweet
Who've just bounced down my street
Had such naughty but innocent charm.
--- Anon
And their long golden hair and their lips
Ruby red and their thighs
And their come-to-bed eyes
And their titties and bullet-hard nips ..
--- Anon
Heaven-sent for us geezers to clench;
And those nipples so sweet,
Delightful to eat,
Lead to fires only wenches can quench ..
--- Anon
'Em to knead and to suckle with greed.
I'm obsessed with...
Relax and calm down now I plead.>
--- Anon
Mid-life crisis or not I'm ashamed.
I shall keep it low key
Now just wait and you'll see...
Maybe thirty years time I'll be tamed.
--- Anon
And the mouth that it seeks will not "Eeek."
The pussy's mouth sought
Is moist and it's taut,
And certain to make MY knees weak!
--- Archie
This is file aal
With twat quite unique, so they say.
When she plunks down her ass
On a field of fresh grass,
One can hear it, they say, munching hay.
--- The Sailor P0306
An aggressive, power-quim's a delight!!
No more slish-slosh...
Get traction, by gosh!
And explode off the launch-pad tonight!
--- Anon
Firming the breast and the limb.
But think more "Interior"
(You'll be far superior)
And develop a muscular quim!
--- Anon
I tried but I just couldn't move her.
My plan of attack
Is not to go back
Until I obtain an Earth Mover.
--- Cubby
Whose twitchet was made out of leather.
She made a queer noise,
Which attracted the boys,
By flapping the edges together.
--- L0172
Is when it's all slippery and juicy;
Without any guilt,
You push up to the hilt,
And you hope that it's not big and loose-y!
--- Anon
Others fine food down their throttle.
But nothing is finer
Than a ladies vagina;
Not a question of torque but of twattle.
--- Anon
Who took anyone, wide, short, or tall.
She said to her clients,
"It's not really science --
It's just that one size will fit all."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Just had lunch with Madame Sky Trek.
With her snatch she could pick up
Chopsticks, chow mein, and teacup--
Everything she could find but the check.
--- G2747
Who makes a spectacular shot.
Whenever she's able,
She'll run the whole table,
By shooting the ball from her twat.
--- Anon
In her manner so forthright and blunt,
All her memoirs collected
In a volume respected,
And she proofread the book with her cunt.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1550
On failing a purse to detach,
Cried aloud with a curse,
"I cannot snatch a purse,
But I know that I can purse a snatch."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2220
Was deemed by her johns a great catch,
For her skilled tongue and lips,
Her gyrational hips,
And proficiently pursing her snatch.
--- Bob Giandominico P0107
Whose pussy was very adroit.
She could open the throat
To be large as a moat
Or reduce it as small as a quoit.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0433
And this is the strangest thing yet,
With a rotating quim--
Forty-five RPM,
To accommodate tourists at Tet.
--- Arthur Deex P8112
Had a cunt that was truly quite awesome.
It could crack pecans with ease,
Or grind corn, if you please,
But was famous for skinning a 'possum.
--- Manfried Swamproot a
With a private performance will favor ya.
If you pay a small fee,
She'll allow you to see
Her smoke a Pall Mall with her labia.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0402
Said "No" as a matter of course.
Said Morse to her, "Bess,
Please raise up your dress.
I must hear from the mouth of the horse."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0545
Not a regular sneeze if you please,
From the usual place
On the front of her face,
But a sneeze from her vertical frieze.
--- Anon
Who taught her vagina to speak.
It was frequently liable
To quote from the Bible,
But when fucking, not even a squeak!
--- L0255A
With men who have diamond-and-minked her;
You all know her name
And the source of her fame --
It's her skill with her vaginal sphincter.
--- Amego P0001
And then proceed to bunt,
That player of the game,
Jennifer by name,
The one with the strong-muscled cunt.
--- Anon
(Her talents are famed from afar)
Has a vulva so strong
She can squeeze a guy's dong
With both of her thighs still ajar.
--- Armand E Singer 623
Whose twat was as strong as a vise.
She maimed twenty men --
They're now hung like pins.
Not bowling, but fastening device.
--- H Welchel a
To fuck her you need your snow shoes.
Her twat's got a suck
Like a Hoover, amuck;
You'll end up inside her caboose.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Had a neat way of drinking her scotch.
Imagine my awe
When she put in a straw,
And sucked it up with her crotch.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
While in bed had a unique maneuver.
To climax a fuck,
Her pussy would suck
Like the vacuum invented by Hoover.
--- The Poet
I shall lick you today back to front,
'Til you're quivering, soaking,
And desperate for poking,
And then I shall give you a punt!
--- Peter Wilkins
For both it can be paradise.
Astride I sit still
And with muscular skill,
I climax not once, twice, but thrice!
--- Anon
Her pussy grew tighter and tighter.
That woman is sick --
She 'most squeezed off my dick,
Then she laughed, for it seemed to delight her.
--- Cap'n Bean
Her pussy grew looser and looser.
So I'll tell you what,
When I want a tight twat,
I'll find your Miss Writer and goose'er!
--- Cap'n Bean
Of rampant hard cock that she clinches
With muscular verve,
That makes every nerve
Explode with great twitches and flinches.
--- Randog
Gets lockjaw inside her vagina.
It always will seize her
The instant you please her,
And makes you cry out like a mynah.
--- David Miller
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